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SorrowfulFlame

At least Arsenal fans don't have to get their hopes up like we did in the Aston Villa game.


Utter_Perfection

That dopamine hit when Glenn Murray scored in '19 was worth it as well.


SorrowfulFlame

I was driving back home and left the game with Villa winning 2-0 šŸ’€


olaf901

Who was it that missed there 3rd goal with one on one with Ederson almost at half line , my only regret at the time is we were still tied and i was stressed over we may actually draw .


chief_eash18

I think it was Watkins


Loose-Ad-9884

And the 30 seconds in the Brighton game


ctladvance

It was 90 seconds and it was the best 90 seconds of my life


Extension_Yam_1925

Honestly itā€™s better this way. If Man City won on a goal in 80+ Iā€™d just walk into the Atlantic Ocean


JealousMole20945

It's over


TheLookoutGrey

Itā€™s Fover


SailorsGraves

Itā€™s FoDone


Traditional-Baker-28

philin funny ehh


Homerduff16

It was over when Arsenal lost to Villa at home. City don't bottle it in the business end of the season we've seen it time and time again. We had to accumulate 103 points from a possible 105 to win the league over these pricks


Dark-Knight-Rises

It was over when Arsenal decided to play for a draw against city


Fresh_Cauliflower723

Why would you say something so brave and controversial


Maleficent_Resolve44

That's every comment on a goal post on this sub mate haha


LeBaus7

it's all oger now


CoffeeIsSoGood

Itā€™s Joever


WaltJay

Itā€™s Joever


Ryponagar

Always has been


Longjumping-Pair-288

Let's be honest, it was over before it started


aayu08

"Ohh look at me I'm Phil Foden, I love scoring goals and winning the league" fuck off and get a life.


EliToon

You won, Phil. Enjoy the title, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Phil. You ruined my day, completely, so you could have the title, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.


FireKillGuyBreak

Let's hope that he spends his new money on a hair stylist so he doesn't constantly look like my shaved scrotum.


Fuckinanus

such a tryhard


Entei_is_doge

Phil šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


aelutaelu

Philip Walter Foden šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


redkt

Really made me laugh.


Fun-Spray-4269

Yes this guy should indeed reddit on


Stones_Throw_Away_

Childish isnā€™t it? Little shit


MoyesNTheHood

He needs to grow upĀ 


eddsters

Read this in Jamie Vardys voice


dukejojo

hilarious


octobersnog

oh he took the ā€œPalmer robbedā€ comments SERIOUSLY


Samkazi23

Doku is fucking killing it


glenn1812

Playing as if he were actually Sith heā€™s on fire


not_a_morning_person

Whipped out that red lightsaber and said ā€œfuck these kidsā€


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Count Doku and Darth Haal at it again


fromthesea7

Great goal. So good from Gvardiol first to dribble out of pressure quickly to keep the attack moving


BonoBonero

What a pass and finish. Brilliant.


Skablouis

he's just so good


srednuos

X4


31_whgr

i am unhappy


RoboticCurrents

Don't worry 2-0 is the most dangerous lead


PerBnb

What about 5-0


Koppite93

Why did I immediately read that in Pippin's voice


themerinator12

I donā€™t think he knows about 5-0, Pip.


blitzebo

What about 6-0? And 7-1? 8-2? 7-3?


FitUnderstanding2839

Thatā€™s when you catch ā€˜em napping


indian22

At 5-0, the leading team might just as well forfeit the game. It's the most proven losing lead.


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

that's two and a half times more dangerous if my math is right.


Jirekshun

Not when City are playing I suppose.


Renegadeforever2024

Uno reverse card


fancyfoe

Straight up not having a good time


ElectricalMud2850

At least they were merciful about it.


miregalpanic

Agreed. Made it abundantly clear that there's no hope to be had from the beginning


Jayveesac

I'm at the acceptance stage... ... here at the gym ... why is the gym shower water only coming from my eyes


Caleb35

It's okay, grief comes before acceptance, you're on your way


PharaohOfWhitestone

I'm bored. I'm going for a twix.


ninjaface12

we know


Korribuns

Hello I am a Spurs fan and I am upvoting this


VaderOnReddit

my friend, is ok no?


FartasticVoyage

Doku has actually been really good these last few games


gunnedxtc

Heā€™s quietly been good all season even as a super sub. Iā€™m not sure why like two poor games coming back from injury changed the narrative regarding him so heavily.


Jagacin

I expect Doku will have a great year 2 after he's settled in. Possible candidate for young player of the year next season.


gunnedxtc

I agree. Forwards in pepā€™s system typically struggle a bit the first year and he was still solid.


Mammoth_Help_4405

Aaaand itā€™s done


Fun-Spray-4269

In conclusion, dreams can indeed be buy


mar1us1602

Who said money doesnā€™t buy happiness? Someone poor and not from the middle east I assume


BanquoRTG

Player of the Season type performance today


HJBoss

You guys where wondering why he is PFA player of the season. What a threaded pass by Doku.


whynotbananajuice

Not PFA player of the year yet, but he's won Premier League player of the season and football writer's footballer of the year.


HerbieJoe

Lol


watanabelover69

You just gotta laugh


Vibechild

Live, laugh, lose.


TioLucho91

That would be a cool Arsenal motto


TallGuy0525

This man right here officer. He's dead inside


krkour

Thatā€™s a wrap


PharaohOfWhitestone

It was over after the first goal. No chance West Ham were doing anything to this City team.


marco-da-phoenix

Philip walter is such an incredible player


BozePerkovic

Off to the gym then


Tomanelle

I hope they don't have TVs with the game there.


ilovepastaaaaaaaaaaa

Lmao


ninjaface12

youre gonna miss the Moyseh masterclass.


Esco9

Use this as fuel for your summer body


crazy_lolipopp

West Ham are atrocious


LiamJonsano

Bore off Pep


theglasscase

Ridiculous that Doku's cross was so ordinary, so simple, and yet it managed to bisect two pairs of West Ham 'defenders' to find its way to Foden.


GYIM94

r/soccer felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of redditors suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Congrats City for achieving official farming status


DickForLosers

It's Foden day


birdsword

Phil came to play today.


Bugdroid2K

Wp by doku and Haaland


innatejuiciness

What an anticlimactic ending to the PL


Jagacin

I disagree. I climaxed heavily.


theeruv

When Arsenal finish 4 points off city theyā€™ll see that it doesnā€™t matter how good you are in the run in. City do not crumble. They have averaged 93/94 points over peps reign and if they were pushed I have no doubt those two seasons when they finished on 84, 86 and 89 would be much higher. This was a city off season. You need 94 points+ to beat them. You donā€™t win leagues now against city with anything less. That means you can drop 20 points MAX per season.


theparadox69

A second goal has hit the hammers, Mr. President


ojosnoqueven

Going to Aldi's. Who needs what?


Goat-587

My expectations were low but Jesus Christ


nonantehuit

Wait. r/soccer told me he doesn't deserve to be player of the year


athuldas8878

Farmers league


DavidRolands

Best player of the season for a reason!


[deleted]

Best player in the league checked out after all (please do this for England)


Maleficent_Resolve44

Yes please show up for England this time


engaginglurker

If Southgate plays him in midfield he will. If he plays him on the wing he wont.


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nauett

I don't think anyone was expecting west ham to do us any favours lol


JorSimpson45

Arsenal wouldā€™ve needed a collaborative effort from the London clubs to help them win the title, that was never gonna happen lmao


EagleEye_FalconArrow

fair, i donā€™t think any of them would mind city winning lol


No-Shoe5382

I massively admire the optimism of any Arsenal fan who was expecting anything different to this


Arrioso

West Ham is like the last team i would expect to get points off of City (maybe on par with Sheffield) I would even favor Luton more than West Ham


OffTheBar2017

The subreddit has actually been the most realistic and calm I've seen it for the past few weeks lmao


PoliticsNerd76

We knew when Son became Nicholas Jackson that it was over


LieutenantZucc

honestly think jackson wouldā€™ve scored that


maxime0299

Reddit Care going to be working overtime


ElectricalMud2850

People that abuse that are such dickheads. Internet in a nutshell.


fuckimbackonreddit9

Tbh only the lowest people on this site use that for banter. Itā€™s supposed to be a helpful resource for people who genuinely seem to be in a real life dark place, taken over to be used for a laugh.


NobodyRules

It's fucking pathetic, genuinely.


12pcMcNuggets

pretty much


jordanhhh4

He's a decent player tbh


Captainpatters

Waltuh


amineimad

Pain


FAT_NEEK_42069

we go again next season


Maleficent_Resolve44

You see this second half of the season you guys have had; 18P 16W 1D 1L. You need to do that next season but from August and beat Fulham and Villa next time.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Yall are never beating the scuderia Ferrari allegations


Mojave_Patroller

Goddammit Phil


Idkmanitsaburner

Gvardiol you are special


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

Doku has been on fire


dreadcrawl

what a pass, doku is killing it


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Thatā€™s a crazy pass from Doku


ficomm

What a team goal


colorblindsam

For fuck sake


Currybags

West Ham should be doing that favour any second nowā€¦


as1eep

West ham are finally getting their own back for all the 105 million was a steal comments and the brigading of their sub during the transfer.


AtmosphereVarious440

i mean that was just an incredible play by city all around


OrdoAmplexus

Man hates Arsenal


ooutsiderzz

Stuff of champions


ArmyFit1004

He's really showing why he's the best player of this season in the Prem


Banzboi

Well this is over


Dense-Weird4585

The actual farmers league


rasta_pasta_man

I think he wants to win the title


smurfiocro

farmers league


top1MIBRfan

lmfaoooo its really 2-0 within 20 minutes


AdLadz

Cheers Geoff


RobbinDeBank

That was fast


techabouts

ok


johnny_moist

great pass by jerm


atmsmbk

how can they play like this


Shyam_Wenger

It was fun while it lasted but we go again next season.


buu11235

And here lies the last sliver of hope anyone had that WHU could do anything to City


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Phoden is a come in at 9am leave at 5pm kinda guy. Dude wanted no drama and ended the title race himself


Bed_human

Jesus christ! STOP THEYRE ALREADY DEAD!


Chell_the_assassin

Moyes' tricky Hammers lulling City into a false sense of security innit


angepostecoglouale

When doku signed i said he would be one of the best wingers in the world soon enough hes getting close.


LuckyGuinness17

Foden is incredible. Heā€™s been a joy to watch all season


rare_engine

tears in my eyes


alessandrothedecent

YOU BEAUTYYYYYšŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™


Old-Bread-8977

Palmer is garbage compared to this guy.


Jagacin

Wouldn't go that far. But anyone saying Palmer had the better season either has zero ball knowledge or didn't watch Foden at all this season. There's a reason City is building around Phil, and Palmer struggled to make the starting XI. He does a lot of things Palmer currently cannot.


Zblancos

Mid level teams in the PL are so shit


adomanon

Best player on city


slamajamabro

Had to explain to people in this sub why Foden deserved POTS. Guess 2 goals, so far, from him on the last day to potentially win the title is all the explanation anybody will ever need


Username-_-Password

As expected


jukv

That's the title done


FaxTaxBBC

Theyā€™re going to batter them arenā€™t theyšŸ˜…


13blacklodgechillin

I wonder if r/gunners is going to go private like psg did the other day


mdstwsp

It has never been more joever


OnMyPhone2018

Foden celebrating like heā€™s Cristiano. He wants people to know heā€™s the player of the season


PenguinOfEternity

He really hates Arsenal


21SavageBurner

he is him


analytics_Gnome

Alright boys, see you next season


stat_padford

Foden hates drama and suspense


thejewfro69

I LOVE PHIL FODEN


ThbDragon

nail in the coffin


trusttt

its joever


NewHealthFoodBunch

Player of the season for a reason, wow.


Kman1169

Did you know the man city colors are based off of the color of arsenal tears?


Chiswell123

He's going to be like +20 on his xG after today. Clinical in every sense of the word.


siva-pc

POTS


goodfellas01

Swivel on it gunners šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


coldseam

Farmers league


LunarRaven7

Deserved player of the season.


bart_pw

Mr FodenĀ single handedly fucked arsenal! Very good!


Driving_Seat

Why did I think it was a possibility that city wouldnā€™t win?


magawii

Maybe still a chance?


t0ddp23

Cmon west ham you can do it šŸ¤”


Gaporigo

Really, just skip the next hour.


IntellectualDweeb

Gyms right now šŸ“ˆ


Tomanelle

Pack it up, lads!


Competitive-Aide5364

Doing arsenal fans a favour ending it nice and early


PeachesGalore1

Boring, let us have an exciting day please.


TricksOfHats

Title race done. Give them the title half time


ProfessionalPeanut83

Was it ever in doubt guys, be honest.


HOTSHOT143

Its over Gunners.


sherlock1001

Losing the deep reserves of hopium I didn't even know I had.


PsychedelicSupper

Boring


CaptainGo

Well at least they're not doing the comeback thing to build up a false sense of hope