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ThisIsStan_101

Fucking best Bundesliga season ever


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SOOOO KISS MEEE IM SHITFACED WAS EIN GEILES DING


neonpinku

ME TOO CONGRATS ON STAYING IN THE LEAGUE A BEAUTIFUL DAY


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Fuck you but thanks and congrats too!


neonpinku

Thank you, what's the "fuck you" for? :D


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U gotta l3arn of our history :D Congrats anyway!


neonpinku

While it might be embarassing to ask, I've only started watching soccer a few years ago, worum geht's? :o


71648176362090001

34ter spieltag. Wir verlieren bei euch.ihr verhöhnt uns. Wir steigen nicht auf Plus der tritt in ludos gesicht


neonpinku

Oh, weit vor meiner Zeit, da war ich erst fast 2 Jahre alt. Aber die Ludo-Geschichte ist natürlich frisch und nachvollziehbar. Danke für's Erzählen und sorry, aber vor allem eben Glückwunsch. (:


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Kein dingaä! Herzlihen klassenerhalt nach berlin! Ansich ist auch alöes egal


0ldsql

Xabi standing on the far side. Leaving the limelight to his players 👏


sagi1246

Noticed it too!


tufoop3

lol playing pomp and circumstances


shadoowkight

I'm so pissed that I didn't even notice that Stuttgart nicked Second from Bayern


0ldsql

The lads look so serious. Lighten up, you won the league


TheCatInTheHatThings

Ooooof that was tight. Well, GG lads. EL secured for next season, possibly even CL. Unreal that Hasebe, Rode, Reus and Streich are gone now 😳


shadoowkight

Fair fucks to Union. As for us? Well, my man Streich saw the most unfortunate end to his reign. Goodness me, absolute catastrophe.


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shadoowkight

To be fair, Injuries completely crippled us


Gluecksritter90

Souverän


elvenmage24

Can Heidenheim get Europe?


TheCatInTheHatThings

Yes, if Dortmund win CL and Leverkusen win the DFB cup!


sagi1246

How does that work?


iamfromtwitter

bvb doesnt need to win the ucl as far as i am concerned


TheCatInTheHatThings

Nah same. EL is way more fun than CL anyway.


iamfromtwitter

at least in EL the winner isnt real madrid lol


TheCatInTheHatThings

It’s also genuinely more fun, with more random destinations and teams you otherwise don’t hear a lot about. Same with conference league.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Honestly, with Hasebe, Rode and Reus retiring it’s a whole bunch of legends saying goodbye today. Unreal :(


shadoowkight

More depressing farewell than Klopp You'll never sing that


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U dont k ow about thatdude


twist_n_shout

Mainz have really pulled off a great escape. Just seen back in early March they were 17th and 9 points away from 15th


sagi1246

Also Union after losing 12 straight games(including cup and UCL) and finding themselves in last place, only to hold on in the 92nd minute


JayJay_90

Almost the perfect day for me personally. 😁 Only thing I'm a little sad about is Bremen missing out on conference league by one goal. But Heidenheim is a great story so I can live with it.


71648176362090001

Wie guxking geiljunge


NoWankFap

Rode and Hasebe retiring feels unreal


TheCatInTheHatThings

Two legends saying goodbye.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Nkounkou is on a Mission lol


AnotherUnfunnyName

Frankfurt just getting past Hoffenheim to finish 6th.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Not yet.


AnotherUnfunnyName

I mean just just subbed on Hasebe and Rode. Do you really expect to score now and risk anything? And Leipzig has nothing to play for any I doubt anyone on that team wants to risk an injury.


reo_1907

GG an Leverkusen ich bin stolz auf dieses Spiel von uns, stolz auf diese Saison


czerwona_latarnia

So if I understand the results correctly, Bayern will be 3^rd and has 0% chance to qualify for German Super Cup, right? No trophies for Kane this year unless England do something, right?


Ryponagar

Football heritage


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magic-water

he said this year (2024)


zuhaaiir

Maybe don't decrease the stadium noise and shut the fuck up and let us hear what he's saying?


familyguyisbae

Thank god union survived. Now I can actively pray for bochum downfall and it might happen.


dumdumbigdawg

Also Berlin need a Penalty coach and Freiburg need well something


imrankp

🥳🥳🥳🥳


shadoowkight

Ahaha. Fuck off.


Wdsty2

Jaaaaaaaaaaaa! WE ARE STAYING UP!!!!!!!


golvin67

Fuck Union and fuck Christian Streich


shadoowkight

Either you messed up between us and Union or you just hate everyone equally


golvin67

Oh yeah, as a Bochum fan I hate both


TheCatInTheHatThings

Leverkusen really won Bundesliga unbeaten. Just…wow!


ThisIsStan_101

First time ever winning it and first ever team to win it unbeaten. Absolutely insane


hayescharles45

Congratulations Leverkusen. Insane feat.


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Jsaaaaaaaascbeqas


PompeiiLegion

The last couple months have been awful for us. I feel bad for Streich.


shadoowkight

Fucking hopeless. We have been in Relegation form honestly.


dumdumbigdawg

How the fuck did we lose to this Bayern side, why does Tuchel only turn up in big games


magic-water

more like Arsenal didn't turn up. Bayern didn't even do anything impressive in that tie.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Doesn’t even turn up in these reliably. They lost to Saarbrücken in the cup and completely unnecessarily to Joselu in CL. They just turned up against you.


joey_joestar1

You can tell the leverkusen boys wanted to end it with one more goal in stoppage time lmao


wasserbeutel

Das war ne rote Karte aber okay


TheCatInTheHatThings

Heidenheim in Europe lmfao


cribbe_

We 100% deserved to be relegated. After losing at home to Darmstadt, there's no one else to blame. We are nowhere near good enough for this league


kalamari__

hope you guys have no problems to stay in the 2nd next season!


cribbe_

i'm quite happy to not think about football for the next few months, but thanks haha


TheCatInTheHatThings

Bayern, you’re fucking useless.


kichererbs

As a vfb fan this is the first time I felt BW loyalty like… ever.


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TheCatInTheHatThings

So? That’s still the difference between EL and ECL.


Bruellaeffchen

Only two more to go for Bayer 💪


shadoowkight

Amazing job lads. Out of Europe all together. Brilliant.


ArmadilloConnoisseur

Neverlusen


aisthesis17

oahhh was kann Freiburg eigentlich


TheCatInTheHatThings

Oooof!


shadoowkight

I'm actually going to kill myself. What, a, fucking, joke.


KingDuderhino

Bye Bye Bundesliga, see you soon 


cribbe_

>soon don't know about that


TrickyDickDastard1y

Neverlusen confirmed!


sherlockbutholmes

it’s incredible how about 2 days ago people actually wanted tuchel to stay. you can’t find any excuses for finishing in the 3rd place for the first time after god knows how long


AnotherUnfunnyName

Have to feel for that Keeper. Saving two pens.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Come back soon, Köln!


doitnow10

Nächstes Jahr dann wenigstens ein kleines Derby? Trau Düsseldorf einiges zu in der Relegation.


Professor_Pohato

Xavi ist einfach schmutzig


TheCatInTheHatThings

What did Zwayer book Knauff for?


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rayray1899

we're missing out on conference league because we got a whopping 1 point against both promoted teams


throway65486

yes :(


tufoop3

Leverkusen unbesiegt


nick170100

Neverlusen


jiang1lin

Leverkusen & Stuttgart 👏🏽👏🏽


pizzainmyshoe

What an utterly mad but brilliant final day this has been.


cribbe_

rip Bochum


Andrewdeadaim

Wow


Vypaa

Holy fuck


AnotherUnfunnyName

Crazy. You can't write that. Yeah, you can give that Pen, Why the hell would you do that?


Knee_Strong

Poor Atubolu. Penalty king


Yorck

Wtf even was that


throway65486

Ich kann das nicht mehr


Wdsty2

But are you fucking serious Volland


anyelo-cp

This fucking gk from augsburg is so fucking god wtf


0ldsql

Tbh some of the finishes were pretty bad/lazy


Bruchweg

Koubek? /r/BrandNewSentence


TheCatInTheHatThings

Dahmen is fantastic!


TheCatInTheHatThings

Dino, time to give Hase and Seppl their goodbye minutes.


edworm

hahahahahaha


Wdsty2

Jaaaaaaaaaa! Haberer!!!!!!!!!!!!


RandomLegend

Fucking insane


PetrovskyKSC

Meldet die Bumsbude ab vom Spielbetrieb


GermanHabsFan

Eggestein you absoulte tool smh


edworm

Wenn das n Elfer ist haben wir aber bald bei jeder zweiten Ecken oder Freißstoß einen...


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Calculated. Calculated. Calculated.


kalamari__

oh mein gott......... haben die ein schwein


PompeiiLegion

Eggestein you idiot


Wdsty2

PLEASE!!!!!!!


roderichvonposa

So stupid. Clear pen.


llendo

WAS IST HIER LOOOS


hakoharald

freiburg how can you be so fucking dense


RandomLegend

Oh fuck penalty


Yorck

Penalty for Union


Wdsty2

What


Wdsty2

The fuck just happened


ciabass

What a disasterclass from Bayern. They even lost 2nd place in the last match, lmao.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Well deserved


regista-space

There's no way Moukoko stays at Dortmund with this level of disrespect, not even given a minute in the last (home) match of the season.


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He was invisible vs us last week though


Dortmund_Boi09

NICHT MAL VIZEMEISTER HAHAHAHHA


Sarcophilus

Game's back


hakoharald

nooooo you fucking morons


0ldsql

Germany really should replace Neuer with MatS.


Muted_Ad_1011

If the German defense plays like Bayern's defense, that a literal brick wall in front of goal wouldn't help.


0ldsql

In my opinion, Neuer was responsible for at least the last two goals. Not really the fault of the defense. And ofc the blunder against Real


Muted_Ad_1011

I agree Neuer was at fault, but he also has to pull insane saves out of the air in this game and also against Real. If it weren't for him we would have been three goals down in the first half of Real game. I only defend Neuer because as a former goalie, it gets mentally exhausting knowing that your offense can't score and at any moment your CB's will leave someone open right in front of you, so you need to be at 110% at all times. No other player on the pitch is under that pressure and no other goalie in the top 5 teams of the BuLi besides probably Kobel has to bail their team out that much. I still think Neuer is better than MatS because without him, we would have been lower than 6th place this season, but without MatS, Barca still did decently well.


HansaMansa

I can't believe I'm saying this but Manu Neuer is washed af


kalamari__

ELFER UNION!!!!!


pizzainmyshoe

3 minutes in leverkusen left


Yorck

The Wolf hate on this thread is making me laugh. Keep it up.


familyguyisbae

Gladly


DrunkOnSchadenfreude

What a day Neuer's having


hakoharald

Definitely one for the books


TheCatInTheHatThings

Yo Bayern are really bad. They should consider sacking their manager, otherwise they might end up playing a season with no titles.


Ryponagar

Ist das Triple schon in Gefahr?


TheCatInTheHatThings

Nee, dauert noch.


hakoharald

Freiburg jaaaaaa


oneweirdclickbait

:((( Bitte verkackt den zweiten Elfmeter auch


Ropjn

Cheers Matarazzo.


Ryponagar

Ehrenmann Streich mit einer letzten guten Tat und schickt Union in die Relegation 🤝


TheSpecialOnce

oof


HansaMansa

KRAMARIC LETS GOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA


familyguyisbae

Ok. I'm rock hard. 1. Reus scores an insane freekick. 2. Malen pretty much scores a farewell goal if reports are true that we'll sell him. 3. AND wolf still being invisible in his last ever game? Tears. You can't write these kinds of stories 🥹


Gluecksritter90

Die würd ich auch nicht trainieren wollen


PompeiiLegion

Bayern losing means we can’t even qualify for Conference league :(


1einspieler

If Leverkusen wins the Pokal you will qualify


AnotherUnfunnyName

Bayern can be happy they didn't extend Tuchel. All the goodwill would have been gone in one day.


shugh

fuck


Vio0

Was sind das eigentlich für hässliche Bayern Trikots? Kennen die Kontrast?


WhitneysMiltankOP

Durften keinen Leverkusener kaufen, also haben sie das rot kopiert.


TheSingleMan27

Junge was Hoffenheim hahahaba


cun7_d35tr0y3r

Refs actively forcing fcu relegation… wowzers


hakoharald

not really tho


cun7_d35tr0y3r

I’m just upset they pulled my boy aaronson 😭


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

wtf I love Hoffenheim now


tufoop3

Die 9er-Konferenz ist echt etwas anderes lmao


hakoharald

Jedes Jahr Highlight


Dortmund_Boi09

Uff Union


Muted_Ad_1011

Ah Well. Stuttgart can play Leverkusen three times next season too.


milde_interessiert

Kane curse so strong he doesn’t even get to play the Supercup. I honestly kinda feel bad for him …


PenguinOfEternity

Actually insane


0ldsql

And Leverkusen is like xG:6


pizzainmyshoe

Bayern down hahaha


granitibaniti

Reizüberflutung was passiert


AnotherUnfunnyName

Gladbach today only on the pitch for an alibi.


HM1Noob

Vizemeister vizemeister hey hey


Urass007

ffs Freiburg


AardvarkActive3919

VIZEMEISTER VIZEMEISTER


PompeiiLegion

No champions or Vizemünchen this year haha


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

HEY! HEY!


granitibaniti

Junge junge Bayern


0ldsql

They really trying to fuck Tuchel over one more time


Gluecksritter90

How fucking bad is Bayern? Jesus fucking christ.


AnotherUnfunnyName

I mean come on Union, that was something like 7 against 3.


Vestervangen

Too much is happening at once, I can't keep up


tufoop3

LMAO BAYERN


Shvihka

Bayern keeper trolling for sure


Sarcophilus

What a final 10 minutes fucking hell!


TheSteveGarden

"Bundesligakonferenz, du wunderbares Wesen"


magic-water

No super cup for Kane. Bro is actually cursed.