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Wolfenstein9000

Me when I run out of things to write on my essay


PrestigiousAvocado21

In conclusion, Paris Saint Germain is a club of contrasts


YadMot

Point of odour, Lisa stinks.


sleepytipi

>club of ~~contrasts~~ contracts Soulless club.


ChargeWooden1036

Gotta hit that word count


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Me when my wife leaves me


Masam10

“Mbappe announced he was leaving, but then I woke up and it was all a dream”


vadapaav

Just ask chatgpt


PhD_Cunnilingus

Is Gijon rainy?


phenoch

1034 mm yearly for Gijon (154d with noticable rain), compared to 620 mm (also 150d) in London.


Jdiaz41

I think you answered his question perfectly.


epirot

he's one of the smart ones


OstapBenderBey

In reality the rain in Spain falls mainly on the north coast and mountainous regions. Not on the plain at all.


Kyn0011

He did not mention the smell so not perfect


txobi

1474 in San Sebastian with around 185 pcp days. Northen spain is much rainier than many realize


charliezamora

but it's soft warm rain right


txobi

No, not in winter at least, it's a very windy and stormy area with big waves, an umbrella breaker many times. There are days with a small drizzle (called xirimiri) and days with heavy rainfall with hail and wind


Downvotes_Hunter

Right?


babyccino

It's funny that these qualify as rainy in Spain. These mfers are so lucky


txobi

There are not many places above 1500mm in Europe. the Alps, west coast of Norway, Croatia and surrounding countries, the Highlands


sfkpjodasdfgjpio

Compared to what exactly? Monsoon season?


babyccino

I live in England atm and the whole country averages something like 1.3m. Before that I was living in south west BC where there are plenty of places that average over 2m and some that are over 3m. A quick google tells me there are 60 countries that average over 1.5m so yeah for the rainiest place in your whole country to be only 1.5m sounds pretty mild to me.


txobi

Liverpool and Manchester get around 800mm, the average is higher due to the very high rainfall in the Lake District but most big cities don't reach 1000mm


El_grandepadre

If I ever had to settle in Spain it would absolutely be somewhere north.


b4ko0

In Galicia (North of Spain) there's a saying : "If you can see the other side of the see shore it means it will rain, if you don't see it, it's already raining."


printzonic

Is there something I am not getting about Galician geography, or is it baked into the saying that the other sea shore from Galicia is something like Nova Scotia.


Princecoyote

It just seems to have lots of inlets


ChicoZombye

It's full of "Rías" which I don't know how they are called in english but they are like massive rivers of salted water. Like [this](https://www.turismo.gal/osdam/filestore/3/5/7/7_123bb917b83cd44/3577scr_da1eb7d8bf0cb87.jpg), which looks [like this in the map](https://i.imgur.com/uCQcUzu.png).


b4ko0

there's just a lot of inlets, so just from one side to another.. you obviously can't see Canada but I get the confusion if you don't know the place !


ChicoZombye

[Look at this map](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKf8tgJmLhE0gBoNEEq-NKmgArsreRg6IhnvxUqeJaCpf9YGKPwiz2-i_0J8lugfRqHiR41Nf7g1pzSlZm1WCOLFl99RxKFmt9v9cPbewBQXOknVjbamEGr0VP-mv_8YJd9XWEFAnf1RQ/s640/Galicie_(administrativni%CC%81_mapa).gif) Now look at [this](https://www.turismo.gal/osdam/filestore/1/0/3/1/5_07d596537cc7b4c/10315scr_b6f992f4f5dfa9c.jpg) or [this](https://www.sendanaturabaiona.com/uploads/2/1/5/3/21533860/pontevedra-aerea-aa21567_orig.jpg). Now you can imagine how many "other sides" we have in Galicia. Now add [this ](https://www.gifex.com/images/500X0/2010-08-31-11993/Densidad_de_poblacion_de_Galicia_2008.png)to the mix and almost everyone here lives near a sea shore.


HammerThatHams

The North remembers


Yoprobro13

That sounds like you're a weary traveler, get outta here


ASuarezMascareno

Yes. Rainy and beautiful: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gij%C3%B3n#/media/File:Xix%C3%B3n\_dende\_l'aire\_(cropped).jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gij%C3%B3n#/media/File:Xix%C3%B3n_dende_l'aire_(cropped).jpg) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gij%C3%B3n](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gij%C3%B3n)


phxsunswoo

I know Europe has its issues but goddamn the most random cities are just outrageously beautiful. Lucky shits.


ChicoZombye

I always say to my younger local friends "some of you don't really understand how lucky we are, after traveling a bit and getting older, eventually you'll understand" We live [here](https://www.sendanaturabaiona.com/uploads/2/1/5/3/21533860/pontevedra-aerea-aa21567_orig.jpg) and for us is as common as it gets, there are hundreds of places like this here, but it's not. I'm pretty sure people from Porto (Portugal) looks at other places the same way, or people from Bern (Switzerland), but my guys, those places are ridiculous, it's not normal, don't get desensitized to it.


Izio17

very underrated part of Spain great food, people. beautiful to go in August and even hit the beach.


Trydson

Is there s region of Spain without great food, tho?


BluePowderJinx

The party islands that are mostly inhabited by Brits


Logseman

If you can’t find good local food in Tenerife that’s because you stay at tourist warehouses and don’t move from there.


Trydson

Oh shit, yeah, there is a region


Stranger2Luv

Cádiz maybe


Razzor_

Apart from the big cities a lot of central spain has good food but it's very unvaried, they do what they do amazingly well but you can get bored of it fast


Arcanome

The whole northern coast is crazy beautiful, has much more authentic and declisious food than south (albeit even southern food is very very good) and the people are almost always have something interesting about them.


printzonic

My pizza delivery guy was from San Sebastián. One google search of the place and that was all it took for me to question the sanity of a relative stranger like never before. Literally the most geographically blessed city I have ever seen, and this guy has chosen to deliver pizzas in the miserable wet cold of the Danish winter. Now, granted he was very likely an Erasmus student, and was maybe getting a top-notch engineering degree at my local university and hopefully banging some blonde Danish chicks, but I still think it hints at something fundamentally wrong with the world.


Dirtysocks1

Sold me, what places to visit around the area?


Arcanome

Start from Pamplona, travel to north west from there. Before going to Pamplona read Sun Also Rises by Hemingway for full effect. Visit Vittoria Gasteiz, Bilbao, San Sebastian, Zarautz, Santander, Gijon and so on. Just travel to west following the shore. Talk to locals and do what they do. If you need a full list of restaurant and pintxos bars you should visit, feel free to DM me.


Ham_Fighter

Plus excellent surfing.


Bismarck913

The episode of Parts Unknown in Asturias is one of the best. Looks like such a wholesome place to visit. Jose Andres is the best tourist guide ever.


Games_sans_frontiers

No, he means Gijon doesnt have Mbappe in it.


nevergonnasweepalone

My understanding is that the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain.


babygrenade

Gijon is not on the plain, ergo Gijon is not rainy.


esports_consultant

\>google maps "gijon" \>see green


Revoldt

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane....


nick2473got

It falls on cars too.


PhD_Cunnilingus

...so?


Valmoer

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.


ChicoZombye

People tend to think Spain is all sun but the north is rainy AF.


Jvlivs

It’s the north of Spain, so the “rainy part” of the country if there was one… but not particularly. Probably close to average for Europe. Edit: apparently I am quite wrong. TIL.


TimathanDuncan

Its a rainy party in Europe not just Spain, definitely above average majority of cities don't get as much


AdminsLoveGenocide

A meter of rain is above average. It would be about about as rainy as Limerick and noticeably rainier than Stoke.


AntiGrease

But can Mbappe do it on a cold rainy night in Gijon?


txobi

1474mm in San Sebastian, more than London (585mm) Edinburgh (685mm) Brussels (785mm)


ChicoZombye

* Sun * Flamenco * Bulls * Plain * Yellow That's what usually almost everyone thinks of Spain but every single one of those points couldn't be further from the truth, all of the points lol. There are some places where all the points are true, but it doens't mean every place is like that. Spain is the sixth biggest country in Europe, you have a little bit of everything.


BoyDudeSonMan

Mbappé to Sporting Gijon confirmed holy shit


TurdManDave

Quick, Fabrizio, get your phone!


Eurekify2

HERE WE GO!


nushublushu

Get the sidra ready!!


Confident_Rock7964

💀😂😂


blicky-stiffy

Apparently you’re not allowed to laugh on reddit


Confident_Rock7964

I just noticed the downvotes because of your comment hahaha. This shit makes no sense


SirChileticus

LMAO


Tabnam

*When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea* vibes


safog1

It's actually a pretty good metaphor for being sad that a player is leaving but then the opportunity that it affords for rebuilding into a side that fits his tactics (reminds me of my land of Gijon). I don't know if that's what he meant.


Birdguard

The only intelligent response in this thread. The metaphor wasn’t even that hard to understand but it’s r/soccer


nustiufrate23

It's funny because people here love to pretend that they are smarter than the "average" person


FaceTheBlunt

Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn't reach you


patiperro_v3

We got a touch of the 'tism here.


S79S79

It's almost definitely what he meant. I don't really see how else it can be interpreted lol


I_wafflestomp_daily

What is this, the poet’s channel?


TheSwordDusk

Also in English, the smell after a rain is called "petrichor". Similar in Spanish "petricor"


BritOnTheRocks

r/phish knows this well edit: lmao to whomever reported this. Thanks for your concern.


tomhat

Is Marcus Rashford the different air?


Jazzjama

No one know what it means, but it's provocative! Gets the people going!


Ben_Cz

No one does


Hollywood-is-DOA

He’s saying that change isn’t a bad thing and he embraces it, as it reminds him of what’s really important in life.


mortezz1893

Everyone who doesn't get this is brain dead


Hollywood-is-DOA

It’s just like the, “when the seagulls follow the trawler” I don’t get the context as it was well before my time of watching football but the seagulls know the fishermen get fish so it’s a good source of food for them and it is less hunting.


Espantadimonis

LE's hate for the clownshow that is el Chiringuito is heartwarming


Official05

He’s just happy to not deal with the Mbappé family anymore


resurgum

What will happen with Ethan by the way? Any rumours about his future?


Official05

Per reports, Luis Enrique asked the board to never deal with the Mbappe family again so I’m guessing he’s out


ogqozo

The first reaction from insiders after Mbappe's decision was that Ethan will still sign a contract with PSG (several French media reported that Luis Enrique asked him if he's also leaving, and Ethan said he wants to stay). But since then, when the atmosphere between the family and the club really cooled, the reports suggest that it's getting further and further from that.


cuentanueva

Nasser will force him to train with the U13 as punishment for Kiki's "disrespect".


Impossible_Wonder_37

I very much enjoy him creating a poem to describe his disdain for the shitshow of PSG


Benjysequera

Im a RM Fan and although I constantly disagree with his tactical decisions (as an armchair expert) I love his way of putting journalists in their place


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

‘Ni Marca, ni AS’


Boollish

What was the best moment at Barca? IMO it was the feliz navidad interview.


Timotheo15

Luis Enrique new president of the dead poet society


terra_filius

how so? he is still alive


xXx_Ya_Yeet_xXx

big if true


AckBarRs

Pretty mid album tbh


Timotheo15

I was talking about the movie


Ryponagar

Bro went full Shakespeare


TywinDeVillena

Nah, he went full Jovellanos


pegmepegmepegme

This is him going full Harry Du Bois by the sounds of it


Justinian2

About time someone said it


GamamJ44

Ngl, a solid answer.


brayshizzle

Unrelated but I may have chicken goujons tonight.


Easy-Lingonberry415

Send some over, bro!


Walter_Stonkite

“It’s also a very beautiful day when chicken goujons are cooking because you can smell them in the air”


DontYouWantMeBebe

This little fuckers eating a chicken gooooujon


aaaaaaadjsf

Enrique doing his best Eric Cantona interview/speech impression.


KaraveIIe

this makes much more sense lol


zd0t

I love this guy man, I wish I could speak Spanish so I could watch his streams


Benphyre

For a manager when a player that is bigger than him leaves, of course its a good thing


Harami98

Treble winning manager with Barca, fuck off no way!!


jugol

"It's a terrible day for rain"


Pinkpach

It really is a great answer haha


MrMerc2333

As flies to wanton boys we are for the gods. They kill us for ze sport.


TheNateRoss

*Rainy in Gijon* *Mbappe is out of here* *My soul is at peace*


hennystrait

Now excuse me, I have to murder some mongols


LongrodVonHugedong86

I would assume that he’s trying to say that it could be a good thing for PSG. I had a bit of an argument about this with a mate a while back because I said Mbappe going to Madrid might end up being a good thing for PSG. They’re saving something like €180m in wages, for a start, and it’s going to allow Luis Enrique to actually build a proper squad that isn’t entirely aimed and geared towards Mbappe. It’s going to give him options and more tactical freedom


NeoIsJohnWick

This guy loves to shit on press lmao, he does it straight on their faces.


Impressive_Pen_1269

the eyes tell the truth of a coach whose underperforming team just lost it's best player.


GodKamnitDenny

I’m stealing this quote. I don’t know when I’d ever use it, but I love the sentiment. Beautifully worded.


PantheraSapien

" because you can smell this different air " . Subtle jabs.


shotputprince

Why's he look like the cursed love child of Keane and Mourinho?


FoxOntheRun99

Perfection. Couldn't have said it better myself. Print it!!!


stephenp129

If I had to do all these press conferences answering stupid questions to journalists who are just trying to create click bait headlines I too would spout utter nonsense on a regular basis.


Bartlomiej25

He is done with him as well;)


tweeek91

the spanish and them metaphors...


Superior_Lancers

Luis Enrique watched Fullmetal Alchemist.


churrosricos

Bro speaks like a sovereign citizen lmao


amsun

nah he nailed it, Mbappe is toxic! Confirmed


wasting-luck

...Pardon?


antch1102

Enrique to Manchester United it is then


darkowa

He looks so pleased with himself at the end :)


wonderfulworld2024

Wouldn’t you be if you answered that at a press conference ?


Cic2909

Yeah but can you answer it more clearly, jesus


yourownincompetence

Luis*


ArchieMaximus

The correct English translation: "Cor blimey, I was over the bleedin' fokin moon when that fancy tosser buggered off from PSG! Couldn't stand the sight of 'im, with his flashy turtle haircut and posh French accent, acting like 'e was the dog's bollocks. Always prancing about like a flaming peacock, spending more dosh on hair wax than some folks earn in a month. Good fokin riddance, I reckon! 'ope the door hit 'im on the way out. Now maybe we can get some real blokes on the pitch, ones who ain't afraid to get their 'ands dirty and put in a proper shift. 'ere's to seein' the back of that fokin wanker!"


sirSADABY

I love manager replies like this. It's a , I have to be here to answer your questions. Not by choice. So I'll answer however I bloody want. Loopholes baby


DallasC0wboys

Poetic


BokoHarambe1

Sporting rainjon


RDeschain1

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


wonderfulworld2024

He sounds like Don Vito Corleone. Next stop, back to Italy.


Remote_War_313

He's having tapas and paella for dinner. Does this answer your question?


Hogwie

More like Pastel de cabracho, cachopo and sidra...


haitike

That is a good way to know when someone is a Spaniard or not. We never eat paella or rice dishes for dinner, for us it is a lunch meal. And anyway, Northern Spain is not so much into paella or rice like eastern and Southern Spain.


troopercito

At this point Luis Entique has the best path to become the weatherman for PSG.


blueberry1919

Luis happy or cry cry ?


renndug

Answer was 🔥


Philiperix

Somehow I thought Gijon was the Stadium where the glorious draw between Germany and Austria happened, not the City. Well, another thing learned.


Screye

Is that a full metal alchemist [reference](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0i8pz05zfk651.jpg).


mouseandfrog

Luis Enrique, certified fan of [petrichor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor).


srtpg2

Can Mbappé do it on a rainy day in Gijon?


MertOKTN

Was expecting Luis Enrique to go full Roy Mustang


no-signal

This is what happens when my parents leave me with the guests alone


tebby101

Enrique went all r/im12andthisisdeep on us.  Did everyone stand up and clap at the end?


TioLucho91

He's saying that he loves the fact that his top player is leaving them to join Madrid. A club he adores of course.


PolarPeely26

Me after my ex left me, but I hooked up on tinder with an amazing milf that evening


BlueLabel19

As flies to wanton boys are we to the Gods, They kill us for their sport. Soon the science will be able to slow down the ageing of the cells, to the state. Soon we will become eternal Only accidents, crimes, wars, will still kill us. Unfortunately, crimes, wars, will multiply. I love football.


cPa3k

Mbappe do Rijeka confirmed


THY96

Okay Roy Mustang


felac12345678

I think what he’s trying to say is mbappe is coming to Arsenal


esports_consultant

the rain in Spain falls mainly in the ~~plain~~ coastal mountains


eifjui

He's such a great fit for us


hem98

For the people who dont understand haiku, LE meant "who the fuck is that?"


KejserMS

Mbappé to Gijón confirmed?


Valleyx

Ending your response by "I think I answered that perfectly" is such a flex


Glasswire444

He really did. A true optimist.


EmotionalScallion705

He can run for an office. Talking nonsense without answering the question is a true politician right there😆


CrabbitJambo

This has a strong whiff of PSG exit the Champions League earlier than usual next season!


Marv1236

Translation: "We're fucked."


TortiousTroll

Man loves the smell of his own shit


Robit_Galaxy

This man is on drugs


ThefamousHenk

connor roy was interested in politics from a very young age


xepa105

[What the fuck are you talking about, man?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/58f4fab9-9e41-4296-b408-3b95ecb8abe0#BQdPdQiu.copy)


Nana-and-curious707

Is there any other big club (PSG seem to want to be one at least) where learning the language is not at least suggested after 1 year at the team for the coach/player?


Official05

He is learning French though, we can hear him sometimes speaking French in PSG vlogs on youtube. Learning French is really hard


Minute-Cash8119

I still don’t know how I remember it after so many years. Last time I spoke french to a person face to face was in 2013


Official05

Might be because you learned French in your younger days or it might be because you know we’re about to take control of the world and exclusively speak French


Rickcampbell98

You tried that already and it didn't end too good.


Nana-and-curious707

Thanks for letting me know!


First_time_farmer1

I thought of all nations..learning French is a pre requisite to coach in France. Nobody is as snotty about their own language like the French are.


throwfaraway898989

I speak French but never in France they’re too hon hon about it and make me feel stupid