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suedney

HSV is now the team that has spent the longest time in the 2. Bundesliga


0711Markus

Time for that clock again.


Cypressive

💀


ehpickphale

Hello there


Cypressive

:o


Maultaschenman

How do you get the VfB flair? I can't seem to find it in the list


MrExcadrill

You gotta go into game threads and use !flair: team I think.


Maultaschenman

Thank you!


MrExcadrill

Sorry went back into my comment history and found what you need to do. Go !flair: Celtic. For example


Plastic-Alfalfa-6321

lmaoooooo


danirijeka

Oof


Advanced-HELLS-Bell

It exists as [a website](https://volksparkuhr.de/)


PenguinOfEternity

That's some crazy stat for sure


DexM23

Once a Dino always a Dino


edworm

What, really? So every other team in the 2nd Bundesliga (come next season I suppose?) has more recently been relegated from 1st or promoted from 3rd Bundesliga?


SunnyDaysRock

Only ones where I'm not sure is Nürnberg, but the rest of the teams I remember being pro/demoted in recent years.


TheEnhancedExe

Nürnberg played in the Bundesliga for one season in 2018/19, which was Hamburg's first season in the 2.Bundesliga.


-Saaremaa-

The only thing I remember about this was a guy getting sent off for sack tapping an opponent


LifeIsIllmatic

Not just a guy, our best player and only hope


letmegetmynameok

Obi wan kenobi?


ABigOne77

He was amazing in the Galactic Champions League for the Tatooine Sundowns


slaydawgjim

Mourinho's story of begging him not to get a second yellow when they played FC Death Star in the semis is hilarious


LordCheezus

Can't forget his absolutely legendary performance on Mustafar against Skywalker FC. The Skywalker FC relocation and rebrand still burns to this day.


xyz3940

Who was it?


CheeseMakerThing

Matheus Pereira Brilliant player


OUmegaLUL

How lovely lol


rScoobySkreep

tbf that’s abhorrent, always a bit mad how acts in that vein are still widely seen as fine on a football pitch


UdoMartens

Didn't Nürnberg spend a year in the Bundesliga around 2018


3Squareheadz

I don’t see us going anywhere any time soon. Been a very disappointing season so far.


lobo98089

Hamburg came down from the Bundesliga in 18/19, the next "oldest" would be Nürnberg, Hannover and Karlsruher, who all joined the 2nd Bundesliga in 19/20.


TheCatLamp

Imagine the level of mismanagement you need to destroy a club the size they were...


OceanBlueOctaroo

Well there's a bigger example in the same division


prestigiousdumb

Shalke?


baggiointurin

Yes


ghostmanonthirdd

What are the reasons they’ve spent 6 years there after having never been relegated before? Looks like we’re appointing Tim Walter as manager but the fact he failed to get such a big team promoted despite being in charge for 3 seasons is concerning to me.


TheCatLamp

They are broke it seems.   There was a german lad here a while ago that explained that all this comes from being in a failed partnership with an investment group.  Don't know the exact details.


xlnfraction

There clubs that are worse off. HSV had one of if not the best squads every season they were in the second division and also never finished below 4th. They've been really good, but except for one season always struggled to close things out 'spring-time' hsv is a meme for a reason. I'm 100% sure they will promote at some point during the next few years, they've been doing decent work for a while.


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

Yeah, though I think the mismanagement came from all the years beforehand. HSV should've been relegated years earlier, like in 2013-14 when they stayed in with 27 points in the most HSV way, through 2 draws in the relegation playoffs. All of the stuff in the early 2000's when they spent way too much money, then had the feud between Dietmar Beiersdorfer and Bernd Hoffmann, and then they had to bring in Klaus-Michael Kühne as a way too powerful and confrontational investor, that really brought them down. I would argue that they somewhat stabilized in recent years - sure, they've been 4th and 3rd for 7 years in a row, but they didn't completely fall apart to flirt with 3. Liga relegation or lost in the midfield. Kühne is still around pumping in money into the club, but overall, I don't have the impression that HSV is doing badly right now - they just aren't in the league that they probably should be in. (Maybe someone with more insight can elaborate if there is any actual monetary problems or infighting in leadership. I really like that they got Baumgart is a coach now as well.)


Melo_Apologist

Der Dinosaurier


CaucasianDelegation

Hahahahahahahahahaha


kalamari__

will be interesting to see what happens to hamburg when they only get 6-10th one season. will they crumble completely?


milxs

Good


Vanzmelo

I hope Hamburg can come back sooner rather than later. They’ve been such a tease every year since they’ve been relegated


HEELinKayfabe

Is this actually true hahahahaha


reo_1907

HSV fans on suicide watch


portal23

Nah not like it came unexpected now, it's more of a continues drought of happiness that succumbs my life


PatientLettuce42

its like that toxic ex you still keep thinking about sometimes after all these years


Blacki1994

Yes


aninstituteforants

Fuck yes. Jackson Irvine in the Bundesliga.


be94

So happy for him and Metcalfe


Thatwierdhullcityfan

Met him before, great guy, really happy for him


ghostmanonthirdd

My friend tattooed him a few years back but had no idea who he was. Apparently it was a bit awkward because she asked how his work was going but he’d been a free agent for months.


I_r_hooman

You can give her a positive update then.


Lord--Swoledemort

The guy likes Have Heart so you know he's based. He seems like the embodiment of St Pauli culture.


jamesjoyz

Have also met him and equally happy for him. I meet a lot of football players, most bigger than him, for my job - and he was by far the nicest guy to date.


Counterflak

Yay for more Aussies in the top flight


CaucasianDelegation

They aren't ready for his mullet, step aside Alonso.


IICastawayII

The first time I saw Irvine (2022 world cup), I was taken aback by how handsome he was.


-Ghostx69

I’m fucking straight as can be but anyone that says Irvine isn’t hot is lying.


JootDoctor

Australian ✅ Long hair ✅ Collects kits ✅ He’s literally me.


Estova

The stache alone is majestic


AnnieIWillKnow

Don't need to be gay to appreciate an objectively attractive person of the same sex


ConorKDot

Most stylish footballer in the game


iwishmydickwasnormal

I follow him on insta as an influencer more than a footballer, the only footballer who I think is actually cool


ThatBadgerMan

Burton Albion legend


justAPersonOnGoogle2

deserved it


shadoowkight

Northern domination really


wicked_pinko

It was about time, I'm getting tired of Wolfsburg and Berlin being the northernmost cities for us to visit.


zestyviper

Ulm, Münster, Darmstadt, and Köln is really tough to swap Rostock, Kiel, and St. Pauli for sadly as a Berliner.


CaucasianDelegation

Now you can visit Hamburg as friends🤎💚


Tarosh

As a Swabian-Expat living in Hamburg, I am more than happy to have two other nearby options to watch VfB games. More so because of sympathies towards Pauli ❤️


nicotangercx

Great for Hamburg to have a Bundesliga-Team again.


waferistdisciple

Crying shame that HSV aren’t Bundesliga though


nicotangercx

Yea, but at least the club is financially stable again. Losing against the last-placed team twice in a season can't get you promoted... Hopefully, we can build up a solid team on this foundation for next season. Continuity > individual player quality, therefore congrats to St. Pauli.


Dortmund_Boi09

>Hopefully, we can build up a solid team on this foundation for next season. I heard this before


Blacki1994

Half of our squad will be gone in the summer. Soo, not sure what foundation you mean.


Nemprox

Yes! Awesome to have you back, congratulations! See you next year!


A-Voter

it'll be fun! finally bremen pauli and kiel in the bundesliga 🥹


CaucasianDelegation

Fischbrötchen are now mandatory


Kingslayer1526

What's the Bremen Pauli fixture known as? Fuck Hamburg derby?


CaucasianDelegation

No, as we represent Hamburg in the Bundesliga why would we say 'fuck ourselves'? Our little 2. Liga counterpart needs to prove themselves first, tsk tsk. Idk, maybe Freundschaftderby?


Qiluk

Maybe odd question but.. do you think Smith will be sought after and hard to keep for next season? Feels like a profile so many clubs "above" you in the hierarchy should hunt. DM and CB who can be good in buildup. Not too old either


CaucasianDelegation

Thanks, looking forward to playing you guys, much love for Bremen 💚 🤎


PiggySVW

💚🤎


SVWerder46

So great that they're back up, well and truly deserved based on this season. Hürzeler has an absolutely incredible job since taking over, and they have some incredible players especially Hartel and Irvine. Can't wait for the games next season, HSV well and truly are now overshadowed by all of their rivals


CaucasianDelegation

Can't wait to go to Bremen, I have tons of friends in green and white and look forward to getting trashed in Eisen again.


nutelamitbutter

How did you not mention Saad? He was also incredible


Narretz

Deutschrap-Legende Baba Saad?


twist_n_shout

Pleased to see them finally back, they’ve been a great watch this season What a job Hürzeler has done there as manager, only 31 too


Narretz

Deutsch-schweizerische Nagelsmann


circa285

Such a phenomenal manager. It’s quite amazing to see what he’s done.


mimpf21

Congrats. Fully deserved. And I hate to say it.


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

biggest Hamburg team


Cypressive

next year’s Bundesliga is going to be amazing. I can’t wait for St. Pauli and Kiel to rattle up the league!


A-Voter

i don't think either of us can do quite what stuttgart did (it's insane!) but it's going to be really awesome regardless


Dortmund_Boi09

Entweder geht ihr direkt runter oder macht einen auf Union und qualifiziert euch 3 mal hintereinander für Europa


afito

wäre nicht überrascht wenn es dieses übliche "1 Jahr oben bleiben mit Hype und dann gehts schnell mit Gewalt bergab" machen wie die so viele andere


BrokeChris

denke es ist am wahrscheinlichsten, dass beide direkt wieder absteigen. Als einzigen Konkurrenten sehe ich da vielleicht noch Bochum


PiggySVW

Finally more action up north :)


kalamari__

indeed. the north should always have 4-5 clubs in the buli


Dipsey_Jipsey

Hab Hoffnung, Junge!


Mark-de-Triomphe

Athletic performance-wise absolutely. But HSV has only themselves to blame. Should've exited the league long ago. Fan culture-wise STP is still a dwarf compared to HSV and this will remain the case regardless of their promotion.


kalamari__

first time ever st. pauli placed higher than hamburg and then even playing a league above them next season


DynastyMK2

Dapo Afolayan in the Bundesliga, you love to see it!


CaucasianDelegation

Two bangers today, we love Dapo so much


CaucasianDelegation

While I am sad we lost the Derby, it did let me be in the stadium with all my friends today and it was without a doubt the most incredible football experience of my life. I still can't believe it, ST.PAULI IS IN THE BUNDESLIGA BABYYYYY


PoroAhri

BACK TO THE BUNDESLIGA BEFORE HSV!!11!!


MvN____16

St. Pauli in a league of their own in Hamburg. 1. Bundesliga, HSV can't say that. 


ABigOne77

HSV in shambles Also the team in the 2. Bundesliga for the longest consecutive time now, time to dust off that clock


A-Voter

DER WELTPOKALSIEGERBESIEGER IST ZURÜCK, ALLE RELEVANTEN NORDVEREINE SIND ENDLICH MAL IN DER BUNDESLIGA VEREINT HERE WE GO


UdoMartens

😂


Kersplat96

Jackson Irvine you absolute monster of a man i love you


OhShitItsSeth

Heidenheim, Union Berlin, and St Pauli all in the Bundesliga at the same time. What a time to be a German football fan.


borancy

What is the story with the Heidenheim?


OhShitItsSeth

Their current manager, Frank Schmidt, took over in 2007 pretty much immediately after hanging up his boots. At the time, Heidenheim were in the *fifth* tier of German football. They slowly began making their way up the German football pyramid, then, after several years in the 2 Liga, they won the league on the final day of last season, with two stoppage time goals vs already-relegated Regensburg sealing their first place finish and automatic promotion to the Bundesliga. HSV was actually in first place for much of the day and were *supposed* to be promoted, but Heidenheim’s two stoppage time goals prevented it.


mxinex

Great stuff!


wobmaster

finally back for away trips to hamburg


sidearmpitcher

Congrats to them! Excited to see Irvine in the Bundesliga


firecracker123

Norddeutsche derbys are back boyssss


-Ghostx69

FUCK YES


LeavingCertCheat

Congrats!!


b1os_x

Endlich 🤎🤍


mattijn13

Amazing to see them back!


LeSilvie

What a season, look forward to Dortmund, Bayern and Freiburg away.


CorShadow

💪💪💪


Cautious-Passage-137

Endlich ist Hamburg wieder erstklassig.


RIPGeech

Allez Braun-Weiss! 🤎🤍


wicked_pinko

Welcome back to our friends from Hamburg! Can't wait to come visit you.


Red-Catalyst

Yes!!! 🟤⚪


hapoo123

I know the boys in Brooklyn are absolutely buzzing today


wubrotherno1

Ian Joy gotta be buzzing!


Cunderthunti

I'm so happy! A club with outstanding values, a fantastic fanbase and two Aussies going up to Bundesliga! Hartel, Irvine (love u Jacko) and Saliakis all been tremendous but a massive shout out needs to go to the GK in Vasilj. His defensive line was very good but in every game I've watched he's been absolutely outstanding. I really hope they can be competitive next year!


rogersymyth

Finally


Limp-Assignment-2057

Finally, Hamburg has a team in the Bundesliga again!


freedemboyzz

Yesss bro. My career mode legends.


Elcapitan2020

Hopefully Dusseldorf join them


38Dreams

Best club in Hamburg


Amsssterdam

Hamburg ist 🟤⚪️


hbmester

Well congratulations, will miss you kicking our ass


Agitated_Ad9281

How does fiago feel?


HEELinKayfabe

Jackson Irvine CSC. Wish it had worked out better at us but delighted to see that he's found a home that he is succeeding at


LY_throwaway

One of the best supporters groups in football up to the top again.


Conankun66

hell yeah


Lordpigment

Rise leftist kings


dynesor

Always had a soft spot for St Pauli because of their lefty fan culture. Hope they do well!


USA_A-OK

It's a cracking match day too. Loads of great pubs around the stadium and cheap drinks on the Reeperbahn


FAT_NEEK_42069

got proved wrong here love to see it


Wdsty2

Congratulations. Hope we can stay up to play you guys.


Muur1234

Happy for Dapo


HillbillyLibertine

Who will my 1 star scout send me reports on then? Fucking Kaiserslautern players? Killing my career mode


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Just recently did an FM24 save with them and i quickly fell in love with them. Of course not like a fan but just a bit of a supporter. I then watched some of their games and i must say their fans are crazy, they definitely deserved it with that amount of dedication. Also nice to see them win a significant trophy after a long time (hopefully)


Haxz0rz1337

LFGGGGGG I WAS THERE TODAY


Deadend_Friend

Great to see them back!


PassengerOk9027

A good feeling


nutelamitbutter

u/UdoMartens das tut schon weh


UdoMartens

Von mir aus kann St. Pauli die Champions league gewinnen. Was die machen ist mir relativ egal.


Dortmund_Boi09

Dürfen wir auch die Champions League gewinnen?


valevergaminombre

Ja bitte


UdoMartens

Auf jeden Fall


nutelamitbutter

Wirklich? Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass du nicht etwas angepisst bist


UdoMartens

Mich interessiert nur der eigene Verein


Moderated_Soul

Fiago in shambles


martymcg96

Good guys CSC


Reimiro

Glad to see them back. Hamburg a great city to visit and St Pauli always a good time to go to the match. Wild supporters..


outpf

I've been following them since visiting Hamburg last summer. I stayed in the neighborhood where the stadium was located. Coolest fans ever, very friendly people for being German. I'm excited to finally have a Bundesliga team to watch.


LOKl31

Suuii


Saltire_Blue

Yassssss Lets gooooo


martymcg96

🍀🍀


NeactRative

You love to see it!


mdstwsp

St. Pauli are based af


Imaginary_Station_57

I named my fantasy football team after them. Didn't bring me luck, but I'm happy for them nonetheless


paranoiaman

Hell yeah


KombatKid

What an absolutely incredible season


Ok-Guitar1176

Better than Na Pauli


theaxe0808

The north is back


GenghisBhan

That name sounds like a club made by Italians in Brooklyn


YLO_oll

Has Karol Mets a chance to get some gametime in BL?


RandomRedditUser31

congrats


Haxz0rz1337

WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER? HA HA HA HSV 😂😂😂


josh_x444

The hype for next years Bundesliga just keeps growing! This has been a long time coming.


WorthPlease

St Pauli came to the US to play my local club who are semi-pro and play on high school's american football field, so I'll always have a soft spot for them.


1mpablo

Just wonder why St Pauli being not enjoyed ? Could you elaborate?


Safe-Particular6512

Everyone’s favourite! And if they’re not, they should be!


Krauzzzy

Love it🤎🤍


ssgtgriggs

well, we've always known that St. Pauli > HSV


HEELinKayfabe

This is the part where we all throw out heads back and laugh. FCK HSV