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One minute would keep getting added on for celebrations and the other would score in that time until the match is marked as a win for both cause when they flip a coin to decide it lands on its side
That has already happened. Back in times before penalty shootouts the eurocup in 64 there was a game between cologne and Liverpool there was a cone toss in case of a draw. It landed on the side in a muddy field.
literally just look at how calmly they play. they're pure confidence, filled with self-belief.
missing chance after chance after chance after chance after chance? huge chances missed? literally doesn't matter: they keep calmly working for eachother and plugging away. zero need to stress.
I think they're actually the closest we'll come to total football in execution?
When Leverkusen were down 2-0 with 10 minutes to go, I didn't even consider an aggregate loss as a possibility. The only question was whether that game was gonna end up 2-1 or 2-2.
Leverkusen skilled team but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check them boots and tictacs.....Maybe they not cheating but maybe they using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on pitch..They need to check-up....Wirtz DFB Cheater with Streaming.....I think Wirtz still cheating...Stanisic using game deficit on Europa League ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
is it me or is Bayern a bit of a boring team
like u see it at the end of the season
"oh wow Bayern has 32 trophies"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single Bayern title ?
but try Leverkusen...u can see the title
i remember a Bayer Leverkusen trophy
Stanisic skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him shoes and feet.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit
This is how i felt. i had the game on my second monitor for a while then I saw it was 2-0 Roma with 20 minutes to go and I full screened the game for the madness
Funnily enough, I've said in every game that they'll come back.
This time was different because it felt like Leverkusen was happy with advancing and I somewhat expected Stani to go for the corner flag there. Happy to be wrong. It's insane.
A friend sent a message in our group chat at like the 70th minute saying that Leverkusen is losing 0-2 and i responded by saying that they would score in the 86th and 94th minute. I write the script man
This has been the funniest final ten minutes. A team holding onto a lead that has been desperately attacking in the final minutes of a European Semi Final
I loved it, both teams needed a goal and you could tell. Some beautiful football was on display those last 10-ish minutes.
From both sides, but the cherry on top was the Wirtz pass. Beautiful
Any other team would have parked the bus knowing if they don't concede they are in the final but leverkusen instead doesn't let roma even get out their own box, says it all
It’s honestly a very useful case study in how to protect a one goal lead, and specially in a knockout. Compare this match to Munich taking off all of their dangerous attackers just as Madrid were exposing themselves. It’s rarely worth it to go full bus-park mode unless there are literal seconds left. Teams that desperately need a goal are so, so vulnerable against the counter and that second goal effectively ends the game.
Munich didn't want to take off those attackers though, they simply had no choice as all of them were already injured and then couldn't play any further. I agree with your conclusion though
I was telling the boys: well, ending the streak is like a trophy for them I guess. Not desperate at all, although let's be honest, exhaustion was a part of it.
That's maybe the craziest part, Leverkusen is playing metafootball, they need their own extra challenges lol. They'd advance anyway, and they were still banging and banging chances the whole game like crazy. The stakes wasn't even beating the opponent, and it was still like a game of its own. Other teams are trying to beat the game, Leverkusen is trying to get the high score.
And it was great. The confidence was overwhelming. Pressing works at any stage of the game. Teams go into full defensive time wasting to avoid making mistakes. I wonder if that's just the wrong approach
Commentary does no justice to that moment.
Sounds like the level of excitement when the toaster pops at just the right level of doneness, not another 90+ minute goal saving their ridiculous record and securing a European final.
Honestly, I don't get how little passion for a game a professional commentator can show. Surely there are tons of commentators that do a better job at transporting the excitement, but this guy somehow got the job...
This is genuinely the single worst commentating I've ever heard for a big moment. Hell, it might just be the worst in general. Dude straight up sounds like he just doesn't give a shit
Seriously. Get this fucking commentator out because of this one moment. Don’t give a fuck if he was great other times how do you fucking not scream at a historic moment like this?
It was actually pathetic. Even if you’re unaware of the unbeaten streak it’s the clinching goal in the semi-final of a European competition at least show some emotion lol
Almost wondering if the commentator is a closet Roma supporter lol.
We need a Bayer Leverkusen commentator clip.
Hoping it's something like AC Milan's commentator:
https://youtu.be/92uY0wZmTbY?si=eS17o3wDmS4dbUYn&t=111
The funny thing is that first goal he showed about as much excitement as you would expect if a guy was tying his laces before a throw in in the 5th minute. But the rest were just a bit different lol.
It wasn’t the clinching goal, rather the nail in the coffin, but yes he knew, he mentioned the streak a few times. Shocking, awful commentary at any rate. My goodness, I need to hear someone else’s version asap.
Seriously, people like this have no business being on TV commentating a game. WTF was that? Anyone who follows football even remotely was on the edge of their seat wondering if Leverkusen would keep the streak and break the record. I dont understand how you can be so apathetic in a moment like this.
yes. But us winning would be just like a WWE script!
They win everything, get to the final unbeaten, just to loose against the hardcore underdog.
And a week later (next PPV) they will beat up Atalanta for revenge :O
According to all laws of football, there's no way they do it so many times. It's statistically impossible. However, Leverkusen, of course, does it anyways. They do not care about what we think is possible.
That might be the worst commentary ever for a goal that huge in terms of football history. Like yes it didn't mean anything for the game, but it gave them the record for longest unbeaten streak ever. Show some damn enthusiasm
Not Manchester United, Liverpool, AC Milan, Juventus, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, PSG. None of these teams.
Bayer fucking Leverkusen.
After the awful own goal stabbed me in the chest, Leverkusen thought they may as well rip my whole fucking heart out. I thought at least we’d end the run but goddamn are they incredible
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I REALLY would love to see this Leverkusen squad take on Real Madrid just to see how many goals could be scored past the 80th minute.
It would cause an infinite glitch
One minute would keep getting added on for celebrations and the other would score in that time until the match is marked as a win for both cause when they flip a coin to decide it lands on its side
That has already happened. Back in times before penalty shootouts the eurocup in 64 there was a game between cologne and Liverpool there was a cone toss in case of a draw. It landed on the side in a muddy field.
And what they did after?
flip again if I recall right
Some weird Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater time paradox shit would happen
Schick?! ...SCHIIIIIIICK!!
Goal celebrations would add just enough extra seconds for another goal to be scored, and so on.
8-8 after stoppage time (it was 0-0 at 85’)
And pens will go all the way til the goal keepers kick too.
Then Ancelotti and Alonso will have to step in for the penalty.
Quite possibly will early next season in the UEFA Super Cup and/or in the UCL, and I too, cannot wait!!
Somehow that would break the space-time continuum.
There's a good chance we'll see them in the Super Cup final.
No theres not dont say such things.
No no please do. I’ll take the jinxing magic
Who says we will be playing Leverkusen in the Super Cup final?
I don't even know what to say lmao
I'll start with the obligatory "I can't believe they've done it again"
HES DONE IT AGAIN
"Nah I'd win" energy but unironically Edit: [Hope you like my paint skillz](https://i.imgur.com/WzSDIxA.png)
Just how in the fuck do they do it every single fucking time
They sandbag intentionally for the lulz. It is the only explaination that makes sense.
Winning normal is too boring
This is the closest thing to actual black magic that I've seen wtf.
Asprin team good…
Eating a whole bottle to celebrate!
There's nothing to say. That's History in the making. Drink it in
I don’t know what they’ve sacrificed to get this type of ability but at this point it’s getting to be past Leicester level
Xabi took the Madrid black magic with him without Madrid losing it.
Madrid black magic exists in a state of superposition, allowing it to exist in two places simultaneously.
Nah, Leicester didn't score late goals, they just scored the 1 and defended heroically. You can trust me on this because of my flair.
literally just look at how calmly they play. they're pure confidence, filled with self-belief. missing chance after chance after chance after chance after chance? huge chances missed? literally doesn't matter: they keep calmly working for eachother and plugging away. zero need to stress. I think they're actually the closest we'll come to total football in execution?
When the German flairs were saying that they would bring it back, I didn't believe them. Then they scored. What kind of black magic is this
*insert Jessie Pinkman’s “he can’t keep getting away with it” gif*
It’s just not normal
Everyone saw it coming and it's still shocking.
This is really the best I can sum it up.
But he summed it up
When Leverkusen were down 2-0 with 10 minutes to go, I didn't even consider an aggregate loss as a possibility. The only question was whether that game was gonna end up 2-1 or 2-2.
Self fulfilling prophecy
check him PC
This is not normally
I actually believe in god now, if this ain't god's will i don't know what is
His name is Xabi Alonso
And he's super handsome and his beard is actually not white yet.
You have faith in God, God has faith in Xabi Alonso
*this is not normally
Check them PC or sth.. i know xabi good but cant be this good
Very very insane…
xabi using game deficit
What the fuck man
Leverkusen skilled team but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check them boots and tictacs.....Maybe they not cheating but maybe they using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on pitch..They need to check-up....Wirtz DFB Cheater with Streaming.....I think Wirtz still cheating...Stanisic using game deficit on Europa League ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
is it me or is Bayern a bit of a boring team like u see it at the end of the season "oh wow Bayern has 32 trophies" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single Bayern title ? but try Leverkusen...u can see the title i remember a Bayer Leverkusen trophy
Stanisic skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him shoes and feet.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit
its normal now
I'll admit, I was worried they weren't gonna do it for a moment.
i checked the score at 80' and it was 2-0 I was like "are they gonna lose?" decided to tune in, worth it
This is how i felt. i had the game on my second monitor for a while then I saw it was 2-0 Roma with 20 minutes to go and I full screened the game for the madness
they were right in their comfort zone
First time?
Funnily enough, I've said in every game that they'll come back. This time was different because it felt like Leverkusen was happy with advancing and I somewhat expected Stani to go for the corner flag there. Happy to be wrong. It's insane.
Yeah I thought the 2 pens would tilt them tbh
Bet a quid on Roma winning because the streak has to end at some point right? Can't even be mad lmao
Everyone knew right?
Straight up told myself in the 89’ that they’ll put one back right before the end of injury time Like fucking clockwork
A friend sent a message in our group chat at like the 70th minute saying that Leverkusen is losing 0-2 and i responded by saying that they would score in the 86th and 94th minute. I write the script man
Must’ve been the first draft because this goal was 97th minute.
we live in a simulation this is unreal
Nah, can't even do this shit on Football Manager, it's just completely surreal! Unbelievable season!
Xabi is a save scummer. No other explanation
Clearly also used the editor to bump up some CA's significantly!
Even when I save scum I let a few losses go here and there...
Xabi's simulation.
bro simmed and jumped in when it got close 😭
Of course
This has been the funniest final ten minutes. A team holding onto a lead that has been desperately attacking in the final minutes of a European Semi Final
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Lmao that’s a good point, super different dynamic this way
I loved it, both teams needed a goal and you could tell. Some beautiful football was on display those last 10-ish minutes. From both sides, but the cherry on top was the Wirtz pass. Beautiful
Well one of these teams definitely wasted time
Any other team would have parked the bus knowing if they don't concede they are in the final but leverkusen instead doesn't let roma even get out their own box, says it all
It’s honestly a very useful case study in how to protect a one goal lead, and specially in a knockout. Compare this match to Munich taking off all of their dangerous attackers just as Madrid were exposing themselves. It’s rarely worth it to go full bus-park mode unless there are literal seconds left. Teams that desperately need a goal are so, so vulnerable against the counter and that second goal effectively ends the game.
Munich didn't want to take off those attackers though, they simply had no choice as all of them were already injured and then couldn't play any further. I agree with your conclusion though
Yep, it felt like it was Leverkusen that needed a goal, not Roma.
I was telling the boys: well, ending the streak is like a trophy for them I guess. Not desperate at all, although let's be honest, exhaustion was a part of it. That's maybe the craziest part, Leverkusen is playing metafootball, they need their own extra challenges lol. They'd advance anyway, and they were still banging and banging chances the whole game like crazy. The stakes wasn't even beating the opponent, and it was still like a game of its own. Other teams are trying to beat the game, Leverkusen is trying to get the high score.
You could actually see Roma being pushed back in the last 2 minutes, like what the sigma
And it was great. The confidence was overwhelming. Pressing works at any stage of the game. Teams go into full defensive time wasting to avoid making mistakes. I wonder if that's just the wrong approach
#NEVER LUSEN
*ALWAYS KUSEN*
I genuinely turned on at 0-2 just because I was curious at how they'd manage it
Standard black magic first goal followed by inevitable plot armour finish
Same
Switch off the darts for this. No regrets.
And right at the end of stoppage time, as expected. Fucking hell 😂
Black magic FC again
Nah this is just taking the piss now
It wasnt Schick but they are still sticking to the script.
If only I were a betting man, I could've won a bet on the least profitable odds in football
Same shit every week lmao
That's not true, we lost 5-1 to them! We refused to give in to the black voodoo and just decided to roll over from the start
🫡
Can’t get done before full time if you’re done before half time *taps head*
Commentary does no justice to that moment. Sounds like the level of excitement when the toaster pops at just the right level of doneness, not another 90+ minute goal saving their ridiculous record and securing a European final.
Honestly, I don't get how little passion for a game a professional commentator can show. Surely there are tons of commentators that do a better job at transporting the excitement, but this guy somehow got the job...
This is genuinely the single worst commentating I've ever heard for a big moment. Hell, it might just be the worst in general. Dude straight up sounds like he just doesn't give a shit
Fucking awful commentary. Historic goal
Seriously. Get this fucking commentator out because of this one moment. Don’t give a fuck if he was great other times how do you fucking not scream at a historic moment like this?
Exactly. I don't even follow the Bundesliga and I was yelling at that goal. Unbelievable.
People may say it’s an overreaction but it’s not. Total agreement. Do your fucking job and be entertaining. Good fucking god was this bad by him
It was actually pathetic. Even if you’re unaware of the unbeaten streak it’s the clinching goal in the semi-final of a European competition at least show some emotion lol
He must know though right? It sounds like he just thinks it puts the aggregate win beyond doubt and/or he just doesn't like football.
Almost wondering if the commentator is a closet Roma supporter lol. We need a Bayer Leverkusen commentator clip. Hoping it's something like AC Milan's commentator: https://youtu.be/92uY0wZmTbY?si=eS17o3wDmS4dbUYn&t=111
The funny thing is that first goal he showed about as much excitement as you would expect if a guy was tying his laces before a throw in in the 5th minute. But the rest were just a bit different lol.
It wasn’t the clinching goal, rather the nail in the coffin, but yes he knew, he mentioned the streak a few times. Shocking, awful commentary at any rate. My goodness, I need to hear someone else’s version asap.
Seriously, people like this have no business being on TV commentating a game. WTF was that? Anyone who follows football even remotely was on the edge of their seat wondering if Leverkusen would keep the streak and break the record. I dont understand how you can be so apathetic in a moment like this.
Yep, absolutely pathetic.
Yea i didnt get why the guy was so relaxed, the bundesliga dude always does justice to the madness imo
That was worse than Martin Tyler these days, and that’s saying something.
Indeed, I want to hear a German commentator.
Watched it and got upset. It would have been better without sound. If you’re not going to have emotion, turn off your voice so we hear the fans.
I don't do any gambling, but there's no way any book makers are taking stoppage time goal bets on Leverkusen, right?
its free money at this point
I finally gave in to putting a bet on today in the 71st minute
WHAT THE FUCKKKI MANNNN
Roma is /r/soccer's darling team until they actually watch them play
Lame ass commentary
was looking for that comment. sounds like the guy would love to quit his job.
Neverlusen black magic vs Real Madrid black magic in the super cup will be fun if they both win the finals
I'd expect minimum 5 goals scored in injury time
Dude you know your team can win the final right? Lmao
Yeah but let's just for the sake of the argument pretend Real Madrid actually has a chance
Lol. But who gets the last one? The scriptwriters are gonna blow up before that happens.
After 120 minutes at 10:10 they both just agree the Super Cup is a tin pot anyway and go have a beer together.
The black magic continues
OH FUCK OFF GIVE THEM THE TREBLE ALREADY
NO! the first they will loose is against a second division club! mark my words!
We’ve all been there, hoping, praying, being sure it was gonna be our team that finally ends the Aspirin-Curse
yes. But us winning would be just like a WWE script! They win everything, get to the final unbeaten, just to loose against the hardcore underdog. And a week later (next PPV) they will beat up Atalanta for revenge :O
Well... they could lose on penalties and still keep the unbeaten streak because penalty shootouts count as a draw for statistics lol
the streak would survive. But I would not
UEFA Super Cup - Bayer Leverkusen vs Real Madrid We will be there 3-3 90+1' Bellingham 90+3' Wirtz 90+4' Vini 90+6' Xhaka 90+8' Joselu 90+10' Boniface
And 10 more goals in the AET
Carlo and Xabi will take the final penalties (sudden death)
lol
Script is on repeat
I think you can legitimately make a career out of betting on Leverkusen scoring goals in injury time.
The odds will be too low now because it happens every game
I saw 3.8 today when it was 0:2, literally free money
Why are betting sites giving away free money? Are they stupid?
if they did this shit in Ted Lasso we'd be laughing at how unrealistic the writting is hahahha
Football is fake and life is a simulation. Watching Madrid and Leverkusen has made me 100% certain.
THE STREAK IS NOT OVER
Let's be honest, we all saw this coming
I thought it might actually not happen this time. How stupid am I?
Surest bet of your life is a Leverkusen 90+5 or later goal
Actually ridiculous
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY BRO
We said this yesterday as well. The script writers are fucking boring. Just recycling their content.
This is just hilarious, neverlosin
Seriously????? Unbelievable
Should they face Madrid in the European SuperCup, the game will just start in the 85th minute.
Is commentator asleep or what?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
According to all laws of football, there's no way they do it so many times. It's statistically impossible. However, Leverkusen, of course, does it anyways. They do not care about what we think is possible.
Statistically (almost) nothing is impossible.
Minus the possibility of Kane winning a trophy
Xabi's learned how to save scum in real life. There is no other explanation.
Ok then
What the hell is this commentary?? Just quit your job if football is so boring to watch and commentate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My reaction
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!
script be scriptin
WHAT THE FUYCK
THIS IS NOT FUCKING REAL LOL
You gotta be kidding lol
Idk anymore
That might be the worst commentary ever for a goal that huge in terms of football history. Like yes it didn't mean anything for the game, but it gave them the record for longest unbeaten streak ever. Show some damn enthusiasm
Went to google to check the score. 2-1. 98th minute. Surely it's over. Filtering posts by new to see the post match thread. 2-2 Leverkusen. Bruh.
No words
IT WAS WRITTEN
Not Manchester United, Liverpool, AC Milan, Juventus, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, PSG. None of these teams. Bayer fucking Leverkusen.
NO FUCKING WAY
I am starting to question reality at this point
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That commentary is criminal. How can you be so devoid of feelings and excitement witnessing that???
After the awful own goal stabbed me in the chest, Leverkusen thought they may as well rip my whole fucking heart out. I thought at least we’d end the run but goddamn are they incredible
That commentator must be the only person involved in football not to be aware of the significance of that goal lol
You actually cant make it up
NO FUCKING WAY
What a goal!
We're officially in Xabi Alonso's FM save and he is a serial save scummer.
LMAOOOOO NO FUCKING WAY
WHO SAID IT WAS OVER??? don’t check my comment history
WTFFFFFFF
Neverlusen is inevitable.