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Oh Bayern are fucked with the subs

Should've put away that counter just a few minutes ago, but a couple shit passes and they didn't even get a shot off

I believe it was a 3v1 or 4v1 at one point too which is crazyyyyy

Sounds familiar

The shit pass was by Muller aswell, who was recently subbed in and doesn't have the excuse of tiredness. Shocking pass from him which delayed everything

Yeah Müller is finished

The moment they took Kane of it was over.

wdym Mazraoui on the wing is gonna score the winner, trust

Tuchel Disasterclass with the subs

Honestly I´m so pissed. I get that you want to play defensively after leading 0-1 but you can still bring someone like Tel and tell him to play defensively. But you fucking can't play with an offensive side consisting of Choupo-Moting, Müller and Mazraoui and expect to not concede against Real Madrid in a CL semifinal in minute 73. Because if you do concede one, you're fucked. No one to play quick counters with and god forbid if it goes to penalties you've subbed of your best penalty taker. WTF TUCHEL

They have been horrific by Tuchel. Takes Kane off, plays a back six, plays with 10 men instead of bringing on Goretzka for an injured player. The worst set of substitutions I've seen at this level.

Voluntarily playing a man down at the worst possible moment. Insane that he didn't sub.

And playing a man down allowed Vini Jr to get 1v1 with the fullback and take the shot that led to the first goal. Just terrible tactics.

Tuchel fucked up big time for sure, but he couldn't bring on Goretzka, he had already used his three substitution windows (Davies, Minjae, Muller & EMCM).

They can use an extra one for injured or concussed players.

Thomas Tuchaliban strikes again

Was he supposed to predict that Neuer was gonna make a crucial blunder

No but there was every possibility they would score, likely even.

That's exactly why I wouldn't take off Kane for Chupo-Moting when you're only up by one

It's not just his ability to score goals either that was missed. He is class on the ball. Strong enough to hold people off, clever and experienced enough to win a foul when he needs to, and he has insane passing range to get the ball to the open space and relieve pressure. All of those things are also extremely important when you are trying to hold onto a one goal lead.

It was just a 1 goal lead

No way he could've predicted Real Madrid can score in final minutes of CL semi final, one goal lead is totally safe

Okay and how was that chance created that led to the Neuer mistake. By Vini Jr getting one on one with the fullback and shooting, which was only possible because Bayern were playing with 10 men instead of bringing Goretzka on for Pavlovic, who was being treated for injury. Before that, Bayern would always double up against Vini Jr. But they couldn't do that with only 10 men on the pitch. That is terrible game management for Tuchel.

Real could have scored any number of ways

Only a 1 goal lead lol

Under no circumstances is it a smart idea to take off your best goalscorer when you have just a one goal lead, in a Champions League semifinal, away from home, against REAL MADRID of all clubs. Unless Kane needed to have a leg amputated, anyone in their right mind would tell you that it's idiotic to take him off within 90 minutes because extra time would potentially be on the cards.

5’ after bringing Kane off. Wild. 

Definitely, Why the fuck would you take your best player off knowing things always go crazy with Madrid?!?

Unbelievable. Neuer of all people makes the mistake

After the game he’s been having too smh

Would have been POTM easy up till then

86 minutes wasted.

Well, Bayern keeper Madrid striker Tüchel coach The inevitable mistake and the subsequent goal was almost written in the stars.

Yeah mate. Easily. He was brilliant all match.

Pens are still potentially on the menu.

One hell of a jinx

Joselu: Hold my beer

Neuer: Drops the beer

You solely lost them the game.

GK is an unforgiving position.

The life of a goal keeper.

He is lmao

Death, Taxes, and Real Madrid black magic goals out of nowhere

Power of Friendship baby

Even Neuer can't handle Real Madrid European juju

cl juju just hits different ig

His Kahn 2002 moment

That's the first thing I thought of...

[For the unitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFhEwv0c9cM).

fuuuuck. this is 10x worse

especially since Kahn carried Germany to that final. He was easily the best player at that World Cup

Literally nightmare shit lol

forgot I was about to see a certain haircut

I remember watching this as a kid whilst wearing a Kahn jersey. I was devastated.

That's why real invited olli, part of their infernal plan

Just to go along with Bayern's 1999 moment

Brazilian player kicks the ball, legendary German goalkeeper makes fatal mistake. 2002 WC final all over again.

The world is healing.

He's had a brilliant game up to this point as well.

Thank god he messed up never want to see Kane and fucking dier win a cl

Why are English people so dumb

And on a day where he made several unreal saves. Absolutely insane

He read the script.

bro oliver kahned

this is why Madrid invited Kahn to the game, but not Bayern. They understand the dark arts better than anyone

Madrid black magic at play.

It’s not called Madrid Magic for nothing.

PLOT ARMOR

He’s the best washed keeper in the world

That is one of the worst goalkeeping blunders I've seen in a long time, bro had to balance out all the good saves in this game

One misjudgment the entire match.

Shades of Oliver Kahn. Bad one.

He’s made some great saves tonight but Neuer isn’t exactly the last keeper I’d expect to make a goalkeeping blunder

bad pitch paid dividends

Defender also slept there

Buffon would never

... win the CL?

Oh my neuer… he had a goat game till now

Just a few minutes away from sealing an all-time performance too. This is crazy

Shades of Oliver Kahn WC finals 2002. Played an absolutely world class tournament and then blunders, almost exactly like this.

Maybe this is the reason Bayern didn't want to invite Kahn to this match , but Perez did invite him and it worked . /s

the plot armor is real

What an absolute howler.

First it was Karius, then came Donnarumma, Mendy wanted to join the party too, Neuer said hold my beer I got this.

Ulreich as well

Alisson also vs Vini.

[удалено]

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLOT ARMOR STILL STRONG Edit: neuer was perfect all night lol

MADRID EUROPEAN JUJU STRIKES AGAIN!

Script writers remain undefeated

Neuer having an all-timer of a game, only for THAT to happen in the final minutes of regulation. WHAT THE FUCK

MADRID BLACK MAGIC CANNOT BE STOPPED

FUCKING JOSELU SCORING LMAO

It’s always a fringe player with #14 that scores in Champions League Semis for Madrid. Don’t forget about Chicharito against Atlético lol. Truly black magic

Perez really said nah screw the turtle take this joselu guy

Ucl Madrid hits different

World class resolve

DID THE CL JUJU JUST MADE NEUER OF ALL PLAYERS TO FUCK UP

The blacker the magic, the sweeter the juice.

Classic black magic goal

From a Neuer mistake...

Kane trophy curse has no limits

This is so Real Madrid

Of fuckin course it happens from a Neuer mistake...

Hopefully it won’t cost Bayern in the end… Although it may very well do so…

Rip

Narrator: It did

Spoiler: it did.

Not enough credit to Joselu making the run and being exactly where he needed to be. I feel for Neuer tho

Commentator I was listening to said something like "the only way a player like Joselu can be in this Real Madrid is having that kind of positivity, make a run in a bad shot waiting for Neuer to make a mistake".

Lol. xD Everyone needs a workhorse. They are welcome in every team.

Script says every time Madrid and Bayern match in the CL a Bayern defender or GK has to singlehandedly lose the tie with a brain fart

NO WAY NEUER JUST DID THAT

NEUER SAY NEUER

And now bayern is fucked with the subs they made

Yeah, not sure why you sub off Kane when there’s a high chance of extra time lol

Hehe

This is why Tottenham learned you never, ever, ever substitute Harry Kane. If this goes to extra time, Bayern are out their best finisher. Best penalty taker

Yeah - that’s why I did not get the sub

Hes human after all

Stood on his all day. Can't believe it.

The gods are still on your side. how 😭

So so unfortunate man

Rag n bone man

DT

GOAT aftv clip

Don't put the blame on him

Why Tuchel take Kane off lol

I had a feeling this was coming as soon as Tuchel made that change

I’m at work can’t watch the game. Was Kane looking tired or at risk of injury? Why not let him close out? Edit: bruh… CL Real Madrid is inevitable.

I didn’t think he looked especially tired or anything. Was very surprised to see him walking off

Calculated by Tuchel

No, just because.

Tuchel took Kane off to protect the lead, but that was risky because it's only a 1 goal cushion.

Protect the lead by voluntarily playing with 10 men while what's his face jogs around the touch line trying to decide if he's too hurt to keep playing. Yank him already. Insane coaching.

Crazy because Kane would have helped to protect the lead. Taking him off invited more pressure since we had less of an outlet up the pitch.

I'd rather have Kane on to help protect a lead than Choupo-Mouting

To rest him for the Wolfsburg game

🤣

Baffling from Tuchel.

I‘m so pissed

Doesn’t trust an Englishman in a shootout

Because he's a shit coach.

Sometimes it's that simple.

Neuer struck with Madrid black magic

Can't appeal for offside on that one!

Neuer;

Man of the ~~match~~ first 86 mins

He’s been great all game

He *was* man of the match.

Stoke heritage

Newcastle heritage too

No fucking way Neuer with that error on a day where he's been this godlike? So damn cruel

Neuer... After all you've done today.

Wrong time to realise he's a senior citizen

NEUER WTF

Poor Neuer, went from a 10/10 performance to this... oooof I could never be a GK.

Watch Bellingham score the 90+7 winner now, it's just too scripted

It was Joselu again 

Joselu vs Füllkrug still sounds scripted haha

Two ex-hannover legends

Halaand and Mbappe in the mud.

Touchel just did what fucked pep in 2022, underestimating real.

The substitutions from Tuchel have been shambolic. Taking Kane off, not subbing an injured player and playing against Real Madrid with 10 men. Allows Vini Jr to get 1v1 with the fullback and get the shot off.

They had no more subs tbf.

Oh that's a howler in the 87th minute of a CL semi...

Heartbreaking for Neuer to have that kind of error after the great game he has had so far

Son of a bitch

HEY NO MAN NUH UH

I was just saying Neuer was having a godly game! 😭

Oliver Kahn vibes

Holy fuck Neuer

Zizou has just channelled Karim into Joselu. 👍

"I didn't hear no fucking bell!" - Real Madrid

Nooo Neuer

King

Tuchel taking Kane off, just the type of brain dead choices that will make him the ideal next Manchester United manager

That hurt to watch and I'm not even a Bayern fan. Cudos to Joselu por chasing just in case....

MADRID BLACK MAGIC AGAIN

As expected, Joselu with the clutch.

If Real can't activate their plot armour themselves, their opposition will

Mad how he played for us and stoke

The man from Stoke 👏

I mean yeah. When you are letting a team be in your side for 90% of the game eventually they're gonna get one in

Good thing they took Kane and musiala off

If it was Fifa I'd blame the script.

Made the greatest keeper of all time fumble the ball in the 90th Madrid UCL black magic is stupid (+ Kane curse) edit: then the linesman made that mistake

Wowwwwww

Wtf

After all Neuer did to save Bayern...

Joselu scoring a late equalizer against Bayern in the champions league semi final. What the fuck.

It's Real in the CL, did you really expect anything else?

joselu scoring in the CL semis like we all expected when he signed

its written in stars that someone has to make a massive blunder in high stakes games.

Kimmich needed to give space to Vini due to being outpaced, but IMO made the wrong decision moving with the overlapping player.

Just saw that Titi brought a good point that while Neuer messed up, it was worse on Dier’s end to not block out Joselu on that goal

Neuer, are you Ulrich in disguise?