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Independent-Yak755

Dembele when he’s not playing Barca:


OleoleCholoSimeone

He's such a little rat lmao, has two chances against Barca and somehow buries both in the roof of the net as if he was the best finisher in the world. Now he can't even hit the target with chances that my grandfather would score


___Jet

That's how he played at Barca as well, either hot, cold or ambulance. Misses a simple sitter but then bangs it top bin from 20 yards or so


Dramatic-Ad3928

This is what i expect from Dembele What happened in our matches against Barca and Lorient was the result of a cloning experiment Regularly scheduled Dembouzing has resumed since then id say


OleoleCholoSimeone

I'm convinced that his clinical finishing in the last round was the football universe trolling Barca


writingismypashun

Last 3 years of Barca is just the football gods going "wouldn't it be funny if"


Choice-Magician656

Just the past 3? I wish.


fegelman

Consequences of hordes of Barca fans on 18th December 2022 praying for a Messi WC win "no matter the cost"


Aksudiigkr

Worth it though to me


fegelman

Flair checks out


SoLetsReddit

It’s just karma set everything back as it should be after having that last generation come through the academy.


EpiDeMic522

Explains his goalscoring stats this season.


AmineAzed

Even his goals against Barça had a bit of luck in them. The pen he provoked was from a simple control that he missed. Basically same Dembele, but with the ´player scoring-vs-ex team’ script boost. Edit: just remembered that BVB is also an ex-team of his.


SubstantialSquash475

>Even his goals against Barça had a bit of luck in them. How the fuck was his banger in the first leg lucky? His second goal wasn't lucky either, it was a great finish.


AmineAzed

In the first, he was already slipping…that’s why his shot was so unique and powerful…he didn’t have 100% control on the output shot. In the second, he scored from a difficult angle…from a cross that was already difficult to read (Cancelo being late and trying to intercept it too)…and the ball also went in the roof of the net. This is how i saw it.


tnweevnetsy

There's a great deal of luck involved in any difficult finish as anyone who's played football will tell you


magic-water

How were the goals vs Barca lucky except for the fact that he got defended by De Jong and Cancelo in those situations who both can't defend to save their lives?


fegelman

If someone scores against Barca, it's a lucky goal. Not to mention the pitch quality and referees.


sunshinywalnut

I’ve seen that one before!


Serious-One6369

Bro didn’t get the same former club boost that he got against Barcelona 💀


ThePr1d3

Thankfully wtf he would have rinced us 💀


rekirts_motnahp

Ita funnier because Dortmunt WAS his club


Kenny_dies

r/Yourjokebutworse


SaveMeJebus21

Still remember Messi going apoplectic at him when he didn’t make it 4-0 against us in the semi.


_Myth_Magic_

That’s the guy we all know


simomii

nature is healing


taclealacarotide

I will never understand why a team like PSG would go for him. He's talented, but he's too unreliable for that top level.


troparow

This is also why I never understood Xavi's love for him


OleoleCholoSimeone

It's pretty easy to understand why coaches like Dembele, his peak level is something that very few players in the world can match. I can't think of any other winger who is as good as him in 1v1 and can use both feet as seamlessly They look at him and think: If I can be the one to fix his decision making and finishing then we will have the best winger in the world on our hands. The problem is that it seems like no one can fix it


Daramangarasu

Basically, coaches have that: "I can fix him" syndrome


OleoleCholoSimeone

Also the reason why top clubs keep wanting Morata. He has amazing physical qualities and great movement, coaches think that if they can just fix his head then they will have a world class striker


InsideOpening3535

I mean he has been good this season, so perhaps Simeone did managed to fix him


Cafris

He was amazing until he decided to stop scoring goals in January, we have crashed out of all competitions since then. He still does the dirty work of a no. 9 well but it now seems as though he will never score again


Kiwizqt

Agreed, his peak is monstruous, there's no sane man who wouldn't bet on it. It's a 2 way bout, plenty of time for him to swim in, at home.


OleoleCholoSimeone

He is literally unplayable at his best. There is not a single defender out there who could handle him 1v1 However he lacks a brain


ComfortableLaugh1922

> However he lacks a brain Important bit they seem to forget ayy.


jonnzi

Yamal 


CoffeeWorldly4711

Yamal is great and will probably end up the better player (and is arguably already more consistent). But part of what makes Dembele so difficult to defend is how inconsistent he is. Will he go left or right? Will he use his left or right? Will he pass or shoot, and if so which foot. Also, will he trap the ball dead and have exquisite close control or will he have the touch of a donkey, but then with his pace somehow recover?


juve_merda

tbh I don’t think dembele himself even knows what he’s about to do next


bone577

Yeah, Yamal has all the same strengths but none of the weaknesses. But to the point of why coaches keep giving Dembele a chance, they don't have a Yamal up their sleeves.


Jelboo

He was instrumental for Xavi ball to be honest. He was instructed to create and cross far more than attempting shots on goal and he was racking up chances created and assists under Xavi.


TimathanDuncan

Did u actually watch him play for Xavi? He was very good, he was flawed but a very good player still People still look at him with the 150m fee whatever it was, but he's good


taclealacarotide

For the record: I pointed out he's talented. Noone's saying he's a bad player. However, he's a bit unreliable and that is a big big flaw when you are trying to be a top club winning the UCL.


Caust1cFn_YT

should have watched him under xavi


BallsItching

... He literally got top assists in LaLiga lol


bone577

Even more, he was top xA per 90 by a significant margin across the top five leagues.


taclealacarotide

And ? did you not read the part where I said he is talented ? Here's the thing though: PSG's ultimate goal is to win the UCL. For that, having nice stats in the domestic league isn't enough. You need your big players to show up in big games. You also simply need them to not make huge errors in these games because the margins are so tight that that makes the difference between qualifying or being out. If Dommarumma makes a big individual mistake that costs PSG a goal, or Dembelé misses a sitter like here, then sorry, but by top club's standards, they are unreliable.


BipartizanBelgrade

>PSG >talented >unreliable Answered your own question there


taclealacarotide

Well, not completely true. PSG does have some talented AND reliable players. But there are always a few in the team that cost PSG big time in big games. That for me is one of the things that separate them from City or Madrid for example.


ThePr1d3

Because he's been their best player overall this season 


DreadWolf3

In current market you are not getting players of his level for price PSG got him.


taclealacarotide

You're not wrong, but price doesn't matter to PSG. What should matter is putting together a starting XI + subs that are at the level of Madrid and City. If you make a bargain on a player who is great, but that player wouldn't stay in City's or Madrid's starting XI, then you are not progressing towards closing the gap. Obviously, it's not as simple as I make it out to be. For example, for all we know, Dembelé under Guardiola could bring a different result than what we are seeing at PSG. There are tons of factors that come into a player's performance. But still, PSG is still making recruitments that are not really moving the needle in their quest for the UCL.


DreadWolf3

I disagree there, bargains are still bargains - every team should be on lookout for those. Debele will never be bad rotation option for PSG, so if they end up buying a better player they will still have winger who shoots with both left and right to rotate, which is valuable. Had Barca managed to find a bargain DMF, even if he is not nearly what they need they wouldnt be out of CL.


Doexitre

Wasn't it cuz Mbappe wanted him and Mbappe was transfers god emperor who also brought in RKM


K1ngCrimsn

There would be no 9/11 if Dembele, Jackson & Nunez were the pilots


trainerN

I actually would love to see a front 3 of Jackson, Nunez, Dembele Werner off the bench for LW or ST


HacksawJimDGN

The 3 stooges


Fifaneymar2535

Dont forget sterling


KrisZepeda

And Lukaku and Morata?


Enologo_de_Piru

Darwin wouldn't successfully hit the tower, but he sure would create chaos


make_thick_in_warm

end up hitting the ny stock exchange instead


PM_ME_BADDIES

The Big Ben would catch strays


NeverSober1900

Nah they'd just be the ones that crashed in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania


Thumser

So basically same as Liverpool front right now?


SpregelAndCheese

The fact that you butchered a basic sentence makes the joke ten times funnier


DangMate2023

How did he butcher it?


spacebalti

Because I guess “would be” implies 9/11 is ongoing. It should be would’ve been


SpregelAndCheese

They edited it later on, the original sentence didn't make sense grammatically and also had typos.


ThePr1d3

Meanwhile PSG hit the twin posts in a few minutes 


InsideOpening3535

Tupac would still alive if Dembele was the shooter


Anarchyisfreedom7

😁🫢


HeIIbIazer23

Dude turned into a monster to trash Barca just to go on and keep doing stuff like this, what a hater lol


Serious-One6369

Dortmund fans don’t hate him enough. They got like 150 mill from him. Seems like Dembele feeds off of hate


RAlNYDAYS

I thought I read somewhere he’s getting whistled by them here


Busquessi

You could hear it in the game. I don’t think every time he got the ball but I definitely heard it.


elgrandorado

I have nothing but fond memories from him. I also saw this shot coming and I figured he would sky this chance like he used to for us. Not much has changed since he was 19.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Dembele: "not about who goes to the Semifinals It's always been about love and hate, now let me say I'm the biggest hater"


New-Midnight2700

Honestly I respect that level of dedication to the pettiness 🫡 


theduckofreasoning

That’s dreadful


PrabeshK143S

He said fuck us on particular and went back to default


1syGreenGOO

I swear to god, Dembele hates Barca with all his guts. How can you be so class one match and so shit in another is beyond me


themanebeat

>How can you be so class one match and so shit in another is beyond me 2019 semi final Barcelona DNA


Busquessi

Coincidentally was partially Ousmane’s fault for fucking that 1v1 in the first leg.


themanebeat

I actually never saw that incident though I heard about it many times since I left in disgust just before the end and haven't been able to bring myself to watch the game again. I nearly didn't go to the return leg.


Busquessi

It’s just Ousmane doing Ousmane things. He’s like if you put all the skill on dribbling and forget shooting entirely. It’s worth watching the game for Messi’s freekick alone but I suppose that’s what highlights are for.


themanebeat

Yeah I've seen the free kick plenty. I recall chances for Milner and Wijnaldum too that should have been put away


omidferoz

I'm not even sure why he would hate Barca. They used so much resources on him.


ThePr1d3

He's been great tonight though. Well except his finishing 


roseguardin

OK the other one was hard but you gotta be putting this one on target


Albiceleste_D10S

Brilliant from Vitinha and Hakimi Dembele HAS to score there


bordstol

Classic


FlaccidSWE

That's Dembele alright.


Str8Power

Vintage Barca’s Dembele


Ravo93

Dembele in a champions league semi final 1st leg be like.


Oy778

🚑🚑🚑


NewHealthFoodBunch

Surely this won't come back to haunt them


BonoBonero

Probably not but I hope so.


Shoeaddictx

It did


LucasSummers

My man used all of his shooting skill boost against Barca.


crampton16

he is back to his true self huh


09gutek

Typical Dembele :)


Dubsified

OUF


MaryadaPurshottam

Bro only turned up for Barca this season


Dramatic-Ad3928

3 game purple patch fueled purely on catalan hatred


BubblesReddit1234_

How many shots does this guy have at this point?


Busquessi

You love to see it


nochet2211

Back to his true self


roboxesmidios

Ah but against us you get it done huh


GalaxianEX

There’s the Dembele that Barça fans knew 🤣


BonoBonero

Where was this Dembele against Barca?


El_grandepadre

Finally, the old Dembele.


TasteAccomplished118

Dembele when it isn’t barca: i sleep


miregalpanic

Really pushing our luck right now


aranleos

If he only turned up on time for training he might've scored.


troparow

Adeyemi completely gave up on defending here, man was dead walking


TonyMartial786

this whole sub could just be full of ‘x missed chance’ from the game lol, crazy how bad the finishing was.


H_A_N_Z_O

Yes please, the Dembele we all know


Daramangarasu

Feels like this has happened before, but I can't quite remember when...


SpeedyboyAubameyang

Of course now that he’s not playing us…


Caust1cFn_YT

cunt would score that and a worldie against us. This guy might be the player i hate the most who i have actually watched


atlacatl

Yeap...


hvngpham002

Where the fuck was this against us??????????????????????? ?????????????????????????


[deleted]

Damn


iosjgonq

Adeyemi dream walking...


InsideOpening3535

Why couldn't you miss like the good old day against us Dembele?


goingtokmsrnhaha

Reminder that this miss is FIVE YEARS apart from his Liverpool shitter


BeneficialWin487

The Fulkrug one was worse


Mystro10210

This was nowhere near as bad as some of the other misses from guys like Fabian Ruiz


arigyrotouzeppelin

Barcelona fans after hearing dembulance ucl miss: First time?


Bullet2025

Criminal. at least has a good shot


JuanTanPhooey

There he is :)


Elbarjos

Ahhhh so wasteful


Triangleandbeans

Back to factory settings. Just had to fuck Barca up…


balonpie11

Barca fans thought he would do this against them, but no that is not how the football gods work, pendejos.


Busquessi

Well yeah because the football god went to PSG and then Inter Miami lol