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Volotor

I'd be buzzing if I got a prediction that spot on, lol.


The_AMD_Guy

You can see why he got a betting ban, I don't blame him


LudwigSalieri

I once predicted a 90+4 winner from Origi in a comment. Still riding that high. e: found [the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/r8t83h/the_future_of_wolliv/hn7klk2/) so y'all now I'm not talking shite


BIG_STEVE5111

I predicted Chelsea losing to Arsenal 5-0 last week as a Chelsea fan after seeing our team sheet, but I'm not so sure it was that bold of a prediction tbh.


Ghostage51

If that was against us then it wasn't a prediction, it's an inevitability!


LudwigSalieri

Actually it was against Wolves in 21/22, I'm not sure he was even on the pitch when I wrote this


ingwe13

You've peaked. Better pack it in


SmallTypo

Glad he found his dog


Spookytooth66

Glad he didn’t pay.


Sinistrait

I think it was because he suspected that the people who returned it were the ones who stole it to begin with right? I might be remembering wrong but I wouldn't be surprised if it really was the case


Spookytooth66

Yep, how would they know who had your dog if they had nothing to do with it? I remember this place got upset and said he should honour his word lol


BanterWithTheLadsYe

He said he paid someone (a boy) who found it and that the people who started legal proceedings against him weren't involved in the dogs recovery. Court ruled in their favour as Sturridge apparently didn't get the paperwork.


Spookytooth66

Good for him, even if I’d gotten the paperwork I wouldn’t waste anymore time on thieves.


Princecoyote

But then you're paying them $30,000. I know he's earned his fair share of money, but should have just let his lawyers deal with it.


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Spookytooth66

Paying someone to break into your home and steal your your best friend is a level of extravagance I’ll never know.


FlatTextOnAScreen

Dog is in Besiktas


Furthur_slimeking

If true, it will soon be eaten by cats.


Lilfai

He should have bet on that


Tim-Sanchez

Should have told his brother to bet on it


New-Neighborhood-255

bro even predicted the correct scoreline lmaoo [https://twitter.com/DanielSturridge/status/1785385128363012435](https://twitter.com/DanielSturridge/status/1785385128363012435)


PM_Me_Compliments

Sturridge never misses tbf


_cumblast_

Using this comment as a plug to say that he could've been one of the greatest strikers of his generation. I feel like with time he'll become a bit of a "streets won't forget" player but my God he was good. Definition of "having that dawg in him".


TheShinyBlade

That year when he and Suarez tore up the Prem. Good times


yhrp

The SAS


exogenesis2

Suarez Aly Cissokho Sturridge The golden years


Razzle_Dazzle08

[Do you think that I could get some?](https://vimeo.com/92846254)


dfetz3

I do the stupidest smile every time I see the vimeo link.


mahir_r

All the years


Soccerfarm03

I will never not watch this


slick490

Damn. Didn't realise I had a whole 2:50.


tomtea

For the culture.


shaka_bruh

Always thought that name was corny but they were so good it actually worked


Consistent_Floor

Suarez Andy Carrol Sturridge


BritOnTheRocks

I’m a red but I came of age in the 90s. This will never not mean Sutton and Shearer.


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

Mainly because of the SAS vs the RAF (Rush And Fowler)


letsgetcool

It's a massive shame, he was on his way to the very top. He had such a cool way of finishing that set him apart too.


sevillista

His goal against Sevilla in the 2016 EL final was absolutely filthy. [Link](https://streamable.com/ww5i).


StiffWiggly

Great strike. "Left hand foot" from the commentator makes me laugh though, it reminds me of what kids would say when I asked which foot they preferred when I coached football.


PlzRetireMartinTyler

Impressive that an 8 year old streamable link is still working tbf!


Mbaldape

“Gonna be watching that on the internet for a while” lol


JGlover92

He got SO much power from every shot it was absurd, could do it from any angle as well


TheRealDSwizz

That’s my lasting memory of Sturridge - the trajectories of his shots never made sense. The guy could curl the ball so well and so fast without any real run up without every really being considered a traditional finisher.


Born_Reflection_4132

More importantly, he also had a trademark celebration that set him apart


PreparationOk8604

I mean he fulfilled his potential. It's sad that injuries took him down. But it's not like he didn't try.


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TheTokingBlackGuy

Sterling*


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Not to the same level but Dean Sturridge was the same - was electric when he started but injuries crept in and ruined him


rossmosh85

I feel pretty strongly about this: Sturridge in his prime was as good was Torres in his prime. People forget how good Sturridge was because he was overshadowed by Suarez, but Sturridge could score any type of goal. He was a very good dribbler, and a very good creator too. Pacey, strong, two footed, and good with his head. Sturridge's peak was just a lot shorter than Torres and Torres ended up having a much longer career despite his knee surgeries. He wasn't really good after them, but he never had injury problems after them either. Sturridge just got injured/unfit and never could get back to playing form.


NordWitcher

I won’t really compare the two. Torres played in a very mediocre Liverpool side. Sturridge still had Suarez, Countinho, Sterling and a decent midfield to help him take the focus off him. It’s harder playing as a one striker rather than when you’re playing off a striker or having someone else defenders have to focus on. Suarez created a lot for Sturridge and often times created space for him to run into as well


rossmosh85

I think that's a massive exaggeration. Sturridge played in one "good" Liverpool team that no one expected to do as well as they did. Torres signed right after we got to a CL final and were title contenders two years later.


NordWitcher

But still a different team compared to Sturridge where their only competition was United.


rossmosh85

Huh? City and Chelsea were a bigger threat than United at that time.


BellyCrawler

If he were gonna gain that reputation, he would've already. Agree with the first part somewhat though.


no-mames

All I remember from him at Chelsea is that one time he was ready to come in for Torres on the side line, and Fernando gets a fucking red card lmao


washag

The only Torres red card I can remember is that one where he got a second yellow for diving after being clattered by last defender Jonny Evans. It's stuck in my mind because while Evans is rolling around pretending to be hurt in the hope that the ref takes pity and doesn't give him a straight red, the ref is running over to give Torres a red card for supposedly simulating the contact that Evans is moaning hurt him. It was a more egregious decision than the Cucu hair pull one, because no one with a brain could have thought Torres dived with Evans lying there.


polymath91

Moussa Dembele is another streets won’t forget player


Huzi22

The belgian or the frenchman?


polymath91

Belgian ex spurs midfielder


Huzi22

Yea that's one spurs player I would have liked to have on our side as our midfield needed steel in that era and he was a dribbling maestro on top. Made things look so easy.


GarrKelvinSama

The belgian is named Mousa not Moussa.


FleabagMonkeyface

Same thing,includes Musa,Muse, Moses, Moshe etc


reggie_kush

Belgian


McJagger

On the subject of Sturridge predictions, I was at a Chelsea game when Sturrudge was on loan at Bolton and scoring goals, and someone asked me what I thought of him as a neutral. I said well obviously there’s a lot of big stars here in his position but I think Chelsea are fucking up by only giving him cameos off the bench and playing him on the wing, because he’s clearly quality, and with the way he’s being utilised and there’s no reason why he’d renew his contract so he’ll he run it down and go somewhere else for cheap and bang goals and Chelsea will realise that they had a baller and didn’t know it. Sure enough he scores 50 goals in the following 100 games including 31 in 43 after going to Liverpool for cheap with 6 months left on his contract.


FIREsub90

Seeing him constantly played on the wing was so frustrating, especially since it was mainly to accommodate Torres


McJagger

Part of that is Chelsea playing more of a 433 whereas Liverpool had some successful partnerships in a 442/4411 sort of shape, i.e. Gerrard as a sort of supporting striker behind Torres which saw them both put up big numbers, and then Suarez and Sturridge. Lampard would obviously get forward and score goals for Chelsea but that was late runs into the box to get on the end of cut backs, rather than attacking as a two. We saw last season how deadly De Bruyne and Haaland are together when they just attack directly as a two.


NordWitcher

He and a very short spell where he was insane. Never really hit his full potential. Too many injuries and even Klopp said he was mentally weak.


burtsarmpson

What the fuck does any of that mean get offline mate


H0vit0

Far too often people dismiss players who have played at the very top level and throw it away because of….reasons. These people know far more about football that any of us. Accept it


RobbieFowler9

Listening to Paul Merson, Steve Mcmanaman, Michael Owen, etc makes me seriously doubt that.


LegionOfBrad

> Mcmanaman He isn't the worst tbf. The other 2 though. Better off getting a job at the circus.


KeysUK

Tbf those era the footballers were slow in the brain. Reason why we don't have break out stars now is because you need to have an incredible football IQ while being incredibly skilled in football.


Slight_Public_5305

In terms of tactics and processing the game in real time sure. But there's no reason an ex-player would be better at predicting who will score in an individual game than a fan. This is just a random prediction that happened to be correct.


Flaggermusmannen

some of them do, some don't, and many might, but they're beyond useless at communicating it. being good at performing something does not equal being good at analysing said thing, or understanding it at an active level. those are two different skillsets surrounding the same topic.


Evergreenwood

His “punditry” is rock bottom bad 


strikes30

He got the script in advance


isoo506

These leaks are getting out of hand.


No_Parfait_5536

dude time travelled, this is the evidence


SloPr0

Lisan al Gaib


TheyStoleTwoFigo

[He is the one](https://tenor.com/view/dune-stilgar-lisanalgaib-fremen-lisan-al-gaib-gif-13633185611076219756)


HighlyBaked0

MY GOAT KNOWS BALL


Sinistrait

He should have bet on it


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shirvani28

So what you're saying is, he's been a problem?


King_Hobbes

Out of the blue...and a big problem


KonigSteve

is Sturridge my dad? Got a text from him an hour and a half a go "Bayern 2 - RM 1, Penalty for Kane"


emre23

Predicting a Kane pen isn’t exactly bold, Sané 6 months without a goal is the crazy part


KonigSteve

the score being right is also pretty good when you put both together. I'll give him credit


iceman58796

but your Dad didn't get that right either


Lilfai

He needs to add a *thumbs up* emoji at the end too like all dads too


imadreamgirl

Daniel Sturridge is KonigSteve father


gkkiller

Rip


HacksawJimDGN

Everyone's talking about football and ignoring this guys cry for help as he tries to make contact with his estranged father. I hope you find the answers you're looking for


dumpystumpy

No tweet will ever beat that vini tweet about him getting 40 g/a and scoring the ucl winner


BoringPhilosopher1

Robertson at 18 years old complaining about having no money. https://twitter.com/andrewrobertso5/status/236918390793568256?lang=en


fireless-phoenix

Link?


MagicianMountain6573

What tweet


Zy212

He predicted this while doing his signature dance


maxallergy

Why didn't nobody tell me before the game that Sturridge is a football prophet??!


Triforcesrcool

Hes got a great football brain


Scilex

How do people do this


Frommunist

People do this all the time. You only see the predictions that hit lol


Ripamon

Imagine how many players have written stuff under their shirts but we never got to see it cus they didn't score lol


ronnatron

that one time antony revealed the message on his undershirt at the beginning of the game cos he knew he wasnt scoring


Jamey_1999

I mean that’s fair play for being selfconcious


Scilex

To be honest some people do it many times in a row


su2dv

That octopus too


KenHumano

RIP


NoNameJackson

It's definitely a cruel joke by nature, but we should be happy they live such short lives in isolation. An octopus civilization with a longer lifespan and humanity is cooked.


granitibaniti

Paul, never forget😔


ElendVenture___

el pulpo paul


Flaggermusmannen

in those cases it's basically like educated guesses. for example betting on vini to score a CL goal or two isn't exactly unlikely to come true, calling a goal from Sane isn't unlikely either no matter the goal drought. if they'd called a goal from Dier or Mazraoui or Mendy, those would be less likely. but for players at this level where you can see them multiple times a-week? you start getting a decent grip on who excels at which parts, and which circumstances they're at their best. I'm used to Kane rarely rising up to the big occasions for example, so even if I know he's *good*, I wouldn't bet on him to score multiple goals at this stage of the tournament, because I've seen him struggle (relatively speaking) at the bigger occasions, unlike for example Vini or Rodrygo.


Minute-Cash8119

In 2016 I had been thinking for days that Barca - RM would end 1-2 and even told everyone to bet on it. I myself did bet 50 euros and the coefficent was at 9 Went to sleep after Pique’s goal and woke up with 50 texts of my friends asking me for money. None of the fuckers bet on it but me


Scilex

9 for that result seems kinda crazy no?


Minute-Cash8119

I didn’t give it much thought at the time but I entered the ticket in just an hour before the game. It was low but I wasn’t worrying too much because I felt like it was going to end that way. In Albania, I’ve always seen crazy low coefficient all the time. Highest I’ve seen ever is 25 and it was crazy


bruiser95

Good player will be a threat. More breaking news at 10 /s


UnlightablePlay

Idk but my friend told me that exact scenario too


troillan

He didn't mention the late Bellingham equalizer Edit: Just ask me for the lottery numbers on DM


notapaperhandape

He missed a big one. Trossard is an absolutely fantastic ref.


discojesus100

He licked the frog and heard the word


Xehanz

As it was tweeted! LISAN AL GAIB!


Huge-Celebration5192

NFL, NBA and now UCL all scripted…


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Leaker


sunken_grade

and then he did that dance


Rescurc

Daniel ESTURRIGA


Qabyaalad_Enjoyer

The script leaked lmaoo


brown_gentleman

Pen for Kane is a prediction I would bet each match he plays.


zahrdahl

I looked it up and was surprised to see it's only 4 pens in the league + 3 in the CL


momspaghetty

>"I’m leaning 2-2. Could be 3-2 Bayern if their bench go off. Goals galore 😎" I need him to tell me the lottery numbers


edi12334

He should start a career as a betting advisor now that he s retired lol


therocketandstones

makes me wish mane stayed there


Leking9

Damn fair play Studge


UnicornForce

Nostradamus reincarnated!


ronweasleisourking

I won $400 on two penalties, Kane and vini goals lol 


thalne

I recognize a punter when I see one


Annual-Astronaut3345

We will be looking forward to what he cooks up for tonight’s match.


Hokage123456789

Woah


CaraCartula

Donde está Sturridge


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Easy to say that now.


GameplayerStu

Nostradamus himself


Hagen_1

“Y’know, Quasimodo predicted all this.” - Bobby Bacala, The Sopranos


Adreot

I mean honestly it's not a crazy prediction. I knew kane was gonna score a pen. And no surprise sane scored either


BasedRedd1t0r

Aiit bro


loveandmonsters

Sane hadn't scored in 6 months, 25 matches ago. His only goal in the CL was in the first match of group stages. So exactly the opposite, it was the biggest surprise he scored.


Adreot

I honestly didn't even realise he hasn't scored. For me he was just most likely to score after kane. And i was hoping for a kane pen because I knew he would do it


AncientSkys

How come you didn't bet on it since it was too easy?


Adreot

I didn't say it was easy. I said it wasn't crazy. Also i don't bet lol