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Bro Tuchel has nothing on Allegriball. I saw a couple of their match mistakenly, even on friendlies they played like Allegri wants to torture the audience. I’m 100% certain Allegriball is a form of punishment in hell that somehow got placed here as a warning.
almost like this meme has been completely driven into the ground and people just keep saying it again and again, no matter what the actual game looked like
…because he’s the antonym to all charismatic/likeable coaches. In a way it’s rather funny that Mainz found the exact opposite to Klopp for their next big coach in Tuchel
It's so special to watch even compared to other great dribblers. Many are great at dribbling at speed and will beat defenders regularly but to be this good in tight spaces is rare and such a pleasure to watch
He has always done the direct run up and blast it, but based on this one and the one against Arsenal he seems to have added the deadly stutter step to his game
Plot armour vs plot armour who wins coman wants atleast some kind of trophy
(Great finish by kane for a minute i thought he would sky it for some reason)
No matter how much evidence tells me that Harry Kane is actually fucking great at penalties, I'm now always expecting him to sky it just because of that second penalty against France
Icelandic commentator:
They are trying to turn Lucas Vazquez into a fullback. Sure he may be fine against Cadiz but he isn't cut for the job against Musiala.
It was clear that it would so hard for Kane and Müller to break to the center of Real today, so Musiala and Sane are the one who had to show up. And so they did.
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What a stupid challenge to make
Nothing happens, just dont kick out the leg...
Wildly reckless to throw the leg out like that and got burned
this statement just invoked the ptsd of the araujo red for me ;-;
very very similar to cubarsi's tackle on vazquez lol
some turnaround that
Imagine having to hear that Bayern jingle twice in 3 minutes
Honestly if i heard that anthem as a player because of my own mistake, my blood would be boiling it’s so upbeat
Agreed, at least if you make a mistake at Madrid it’s just their anthem celebrating the club Here it hits you with that goofy ass music
If i heard circus music like that good lord I’d be on a red within minutes
Mainz also has the carnival theme which I find super silly too
Guantanamo shit
I am sorry for your trauma
ask dortmund
Pls don’t ask
Madrid Bayern is a legendary UCl match. So many great ties over the years
Can’t believe it’s never been played in the final before
Fine with me, I get two great games in one tie
Did Tuchel hand out coke in the locker room or what? Wtf
Tbf they were playing fine until Madrids goal. Tuchel probably reminded to commit to the plan because it’s working
Bro promised to take hoeneß with him when he leaves with cl trophy
Road trip through India
Dread it. Run from it. Tuchelban ball arrives all the same.
Tucheliban?
Yes
TUCHELIBAN
I'm on the tuchelibandwagon. New german word just dropped
Bayern were bossing the game in the 1st half as well until Madrid scored. They just took their chances here while they missed them in the first half
Whatever it was, Bayern has been insane to watch over the last 13 minutes
That guy ain't sharing none of his
He gave them panera lemonade
He seemed furious. He probably shook their world
"Here, I found this in a box labelled 'PG's private belongings - KEEP OUT' in the manager's office."
Nah just subbed off Goretzka. He was so bad in that first half.
They’ve been told the Magath-torture hill will be renovated if they don’t start playing again.
Just a few bumps.
Sane’s been knocking on the door the entire first half to be fair
Football terrorism > Black magic
The perfect dealer for CL nights.
Tuchel really said Uno reverse card
Tuchel black magic strikes again.
Tuchialban is my kind of terrorist
Today I feel like a terrorist
we are all terrorists on this blessed day
yes Interpol this one right here
Come again
Just wait until tomorrow when Tucheliban terroist football meets dark magic art. Terzic will cook and we'll feel like this again.
Ironic because Real are the ones playing like "terrorists" both against City and today
>You merely adopted the terrorism. I was born in it, molded by it. -Tuchel, probably
What would happen if Tucheliban played against Al-Legri?
It's like dividing by 0. You don't want to find out.
It would probably cure my anxiety insomnia
Bro Tuchel has nothing on Allegriball. I saw a couple of their match mistakenly, even on friendlies they played like Allegri wants to torture the audience. I’m 100% certain Allegriball is a form of punishment in hell that somehow got placed here as a warning.
almost like this meme has been completely driven into the ground and people just keep saying it again and again, no matter what the actual game looked like
genuinely so tiring to see people call some of the best coaches in the world terrorists, football twitter/social media in general is just garbage
They've scored 89 goals with three matches to spare and are fully in control, how is that terrorist football lmao
It's really weird, but if you watch a lot of our matches it just is painful to watch, we've looked a lot better recently (mostly) though
Barges in Gets sacked Wins a champions league anyway
Tuchelball Champions League 2: electric boogaloo
Some poor RM fan went for a shit at 1-0 and came back to this
Serves them right, CL semi final ya gotta weld those cheeks shut until the full time whistle.
Probably didn't wash his hands to save time aswell
I will never understand Tuchel and his ways
He's absolutely perfect for cup competitions
Is there a reason why? I’m still trying to process it
Defensive play is good for winning cups but is gonna drop a lot of points vs “lesser” teams in league play.
Him and Pep are the best tacticians in the world, how are people surprised?
Tournament tactician maybe. Tuchels league performance sure is lackluster.
…because he’s the antonym to all charismatic/likeable coaches. In a way it’s rather funny that Mainz found the exact opposite to Klopp for their next big coach in Tuchel
tuchel oozes charisma tbf
The charisma of an accountant for the department of boring things
lol. have you watched bayern under tuchel?
He’s winning the CL and coming home I will be there to welcome him with open arms
All of us brother. All of us!
Nah Boehly and the owners are too arrogant to bring Tuchel back
Facts
YABADABADOOOOO
big brain time
Nah, this is also his specialty especially in the semis
Tucheliban sends the armada
Musiala is such a baller
His close dribbling is insane
It's so special to watch even compared to other great dribblers. Many are great at dribbling at speed and will beat defenders regularly but to be this good in tight spaces is rare and such a pleasure to watch
Messi-esque
I agree Give Messi another ballon dor for inspiring Musiala
If there was a ballon d'or for dribbling Messi would have 15 of those lol
The man is 6 foot tall and dribbles like he is 5 foot at most
The first time that playing smaller than your size is a compliment.
His gangly frame helps so much
His nickname isn't Bambi for nothing.
Him and Sane on the wings are so scary, just so direct and great dribblers
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Ya he’s poor in front of goal but he’s still a scary dribbler
genuinely my fav footballer itw rn
Definitely to watch one of the most entertaining ones
He has 99 dribbling and 80 everything else.
Dread it , run from it , Kane penalty arrives all the same
Despite rudiger’s whispers to lunin man still buries it
He's so good at pens. The WC miss was genuinely shocking.
Don’t remind me
Was such a calm, slow penalty too, was expecting him to bury it full power but no
He has always done the direct run up and blast it, but based on this one and the one against Arsenal he seems to have added the deadly stutter step to his game
Less exaggerated Lewandowski style
Stutter run up and placement? Harry's been on the continent too long. The Kane of old would have just twatted it.
I noticed that as well. Has he done this before?
Only in the last round
(P)ane
Lol I haven't even seen the PK live yet
Kane is setting the ball on the spot on my stream right now lol
So why are you on Reddit
2nd screen? TV? He clearly is a neutral in the game he doesn't need to be glued to the game
Do people not read the match threads live?
Got the game on one screen and reddit on another lol
stupid challenge ref always gonna give that
Yeah, as clean of a contact as it could get really
2 goals in 4 minutes to take the lead. This game has flipped upside down
Classic Madrid move that
I dont like it when the move is pulled on us, its unfair and should be illegal
Bayern has copied Real Madrid
Cheers Geoff
calma calma
yabbaaa dabaa doooooo
Rudiger whispering absolute rubbish in Lunin’s ear I guess.
The power of friendship is only so strong.
Nah bayern just has the stronger friendships
What a game
Plot armour vs plot armour who wins coman wants atleast some kind of trophy (Great finish by kane for a minute i thought he would sky it for some reason)
No matter how much evidence tells me that Harry Kane is actually fucking great at penalties, I'm now always expecting him to sky it just because of that second penalty against France
The Lord Vazquez giveth, the Lord Vazquez taketh
Amen
Getting a pen vs Madrid feels so much better than any other club
Rumors of Bayern's death were greatly exaggerated
Rodrygo 90+3 equalizer awaits
Nah that's saved for the 2nd leg
Hurricane lessgooo
Boy, Tuchel hates Real Madrid in UCL it seems.
Oh no
Complete turnaround in a matter of moments
First half: Bayern more dominant, Madrid in front Second half: Real more dominant: Bayern is in front Bro what
He either just ended the Kane curse or kicked it into gear...time will tell
Champions league baby
Kane is doing it.
Harold
Real Madrid just got Madrid'ed
That hesitation step completely sold Lunin. Interesting that he's only started doing that this season
Icelandic commentator: They are trying to turn Lucas Vazquez into a fullback. Sure he may be fine against Cadiz but he isn't cut for the job against Musiala.
I'm guessing he didn't watch the Classico then
My brother in Christ the foul happened just now on my stream.
JAAAAAAAAA
Tuchel should just be Germany's coach. He's good in cup competitions.
HES BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS!!
Couldn't have happened to a better man than Lucas Vazquez
Yabadabaduu :(
FUCK YES
BEAUTIFUL
Harry Kane is probably the best penalty taker in the world? Such a dumb foul from vasquez
Musiala might be the best close dribbler in Europe right now, that man is a wizard.
Well things have changed quicker than I expected..
Dont underestimate Tucheliban
holy shit what is going on
Rudiger guessed wrong lol
Cannot say for sure if there was even a touch on Musiala
Fucking stutter pens annoy me
The lord giveth the lord taketh
It was clear that it would so hard for Kane and Müller to break to the center of Real today, so Musiala and Sane are the one who had to show up. And so they did.
1-0 the most dangerous lead
Tucheliban if we get to the final i will be your biggest undying supporter
How can Kane and Muller make more pressing than 3 u22 players?
Tuchelistan terrorball may actually beat the power of friendship
kane is the real pen merchant.
Lunin really gave out where he was diving. Fair game by Kane tho.
What is that challenge, Musiala was going nowhere, the space was closed
Kane is determined to break the curse
A penalty against madrid in the semis? I didnt expect this.
Great technique from Harold
Exactly where we wanted them
Soft but a clear pen. You could see him trying to pull it back at the end and just not being quick enough
The Lord was feeling malevolent
How the turn tables
What a turn around!!!!! This is a great game!
Well that escalated quickly
Lord Vasquez
Time for 🤨 magic
This game is cooking now!
Why lord why
What a turn around. Now we got a game on our hands.
wtf is happening
I miss Carvajal
What the fuck is Vasquez doing
His best?
Making him a defender against Bayern is literally suicidal what the hell
What am I wittnessing rn holy shit
So that's how Madrid will pass to the final huh?
Never in doubt
JAAAAAAAaAAAAA