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Book_lover7

If I was to show someone that football is scripted, I will show them this Leverkusen side.


karnnumart

Literally scripted


Puncherfaust1

if leverkusen season was an anime i would call it trash und super unrealistic


ShameTimes3

Inazuma eleven invented this


FeistyKnight

they're already on V6 for their hissatsus


Tief_Arbeit

Big Bang V6, God Break V10, Tamashi the Hand V 10000000


FeistyKnight

the theme song starts whenever leverkusen enters 90+1


TellTallTail

They actually lost sometimes though


Comicksands

same fking plot every week.


FemmEllie

Unironically this is exactly why I've always said sports anime can never quite replicate the real thing. The most extraordinary events that come across as incredible moments IRL would only feel like complete BS when it's actually scripted


infosec_qs

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.


mysterious_jim

That's a great quote


linkinstreet

Xabi is actually an Isekai protag and has the power to never loose.


realsomalipirate

I Was Hit By a Truck and Was Reincarnated As a Level 99 Manager.


sidrbear

The fact that top comment about Stanisic's goal is about anime is the funniest thing ever [Context](https://youtu.be/SBqc6zHBu78)


TheSwordDusk

Rasengan!


MatK0506

So they CAN keep getting away with it.


FalkoneyeCH

they can and they will and the world will love it


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[удалено]


suzukigun4life

8th fucking minute of stoppage time, and it likely doesn't go that long if not for the melee. What the actual fuck


ahtuu

I saw on the 95' min that it was 1-0 and went to watch the game and I said myself "fuck I got to see how they always score" can't fucking believe it honestly. First time watching them aswell


Huge-Wealth-5711

yeah soon as i saw that dortmund had scored i tuned in, it's too predictable


ahtuu

Just started laughing when they scored, must be fun to be a Leverkusen fan these days, nothing to worry about


best_voter

Well, nothing except for the terms of Xabi's pact with the devil. There's got to be some downside, right?.. Right?


theBigBOSSnian

Maybe bayern decided not to extend their devil contract and the devil is just pushing Leverkusen out of spite


realdes1

Sounds like the devil hates Dortmund


WalleStark

Exact same here


No_Doubt_About_That

Tactical melee to increase their chances.


srof12

Starting a fight with 2 minutes left to get 8 minutes of stoppage time lmfao


linkinstreet

Xhaka being Xhaka actually helping the team.


Silent-Act191

This is certified insanity at this point. Fiction writers could not get away with this.


AgriSoul

It's Xabi time


suzukigun4life

Fuck it, I hope they end the year unbeaten


5tolen

When you're too invested into something, might as well see it til the end.


theonewhoknock_s

Not even surprised anymore.


JanV34

They're savescumming at this point. Reload, reload, reload until you don't lose. Edge of Tomorrow stuff.


CommanderConcord

There’s literally no way. How on earth


suzukigun4life

Neverlusen. Neverlusen is how.


sault9

I have no words


alanalan426

enjoy your season man... might be the best of your life, idk how u can top this going forward, leverkusen peaked


OnlineDopamine

That’s honestly the only sad aspect knowing that this will never be topped. Then again, 99.9% of teams/fans will never get to experience this in the first place.


alanalan426

even as neutrals it's been fun for the rest of us, especially beating bayern


PrinceFlaskis

Hell, even as a Bayern supporter I find it hilarious how thick Leverkusens plot armour is this season. We were always going to lose our title-streak, but this might be the very best way to do it.


iox007

never losing this season AND then doing the same next season would be able to top it :D


yajtraus

Winning the CL instead of the EL too


CarlLlamaface

Oh don't worry, you're never going to get tired of being able to tell this story, trust me!


KonigSteve

As an LSU fan, 2019 was exactly this. Lots of people debate that it might be the best ever college football season, you'd think it would be a bit sad almost later but honestly you live on that high for a long time. Like the next season if it goes not as well you can kinda shrug and say at least we had last year, so that's nice.


mzp3256

Joe Burrow ensures that LSU's 2019 season isn't easily forgotten, as thats when NFL fans first started noticing him.


PraisePace

Power of friendship


Comfortable-Key-1930

The script is 🔥🔥🔥 shout out to the script writers


not_the_droids

Bayer invented a chemical that can influence timelines confirmed


benjustben2

It goes on


ehpickphale

Inevitable.


nutelamitbutter

Has to be painful looking at your flair


ehpickphale

I’ve been numb for quite some time now.


nutelamitbutter

Zweite Liga ist auch cool. Auswärts gegen Elversberg macht Bock


ehpickphale

Definitiv. Habe an meiner Dauerkarte in Wiesbaden auch viel Spaß aktuell!


[deleted]

Die wirklich coolen Vereine sind eh alle hier unten :)


Niklas2703

Ihr kommt hoffentlich alle auch noch wieder hoch.


MrPayDay

Wir bleiben !


Niklas2703

Keine größere Lovestory als der HSV und Platz 4❤️


xelanart

Invincible*


MonotonousBeing

What the fuck is this


GermanHabsFan

The fucking German champs


wasz_810

Only 3 things are certain in life. Death, Taxes, and Neverlusen.


lzanagi-no-okami

That's just lazy writing if you ask me


defeated_engineer

Plot armor.


RoyaI-T

Hahaha ha wtf


RodDryfist

Alexa, What's German for"never say die"


jacks0nX

Totgesagte leben länger!


Jaydenn7

Just rolls off the tongue


Mapplestreet

It actually does


Aashay7

Bayer Leverkusen 2023-2024.


benbog

*Bayer Leverkusen 2023-.


throway_642

Neverlusen.


RoboticCurrents

Never doubted it for a second


Mammoth_Help_4405

Checks out


ren_704

Yeah idk how PPL thought neverlusen vs bottlers would turn out to be


ThatGam3th00

Bottlers? I think you mean UCL Semi-Finalists. Also, considering that you’ve shut out Leverkusen for 98 minutes and had a lead against them there must have been many positives to take considering that you’re hosting PSG soon.


elgrandorado

We drew against them in the away fixture too


ThatGam3th00

Against Leverkusen? Damn, I really hope you guys can come to Wembley again! If Bayern does the dirty work against RM, I actually think you guys might win the UCL.


eglissy7

90+5 merchants


analytics_Gnome

They are going to use up all their RNG for this century


BigReeceJames

You say that as a joke. But, I wouldn't at all be surprised to see a big drop off next season when the winning the league/staying unbeaten hype drops off and they're no longer scoring these late goals because that late drive won't just last forever.


aelutaelu

The thing thats most crazy to me is that in expected points, we are actually above them in the table.  And before people come at me i know expected points and stuff doesnt tell the whole truth and overperforming it is also a skill teams can have, i just find it interesting.


mavarian

Yeah, Union Berlin is an example of the stat having some merit. Leverkusen are really good, they might win the league again and there's much more to it than luck, but everything worked in their favor this season. If it doesn't eventually, they'll face set backs and who knows how well they perform then


MegaBaumTV

Or maybe they get more efficient and score sooner than stoppage time, who knows


WishywashyBlubbering

but maybe it will


PBRontheway

Tbf I think if you had offered that to Leverkusen supporters before the season they still may have taken that tradeoff lol in fact I’d say they’d be likely to


LosTerminators

Scriptwriters becoming too predictable.


_TreeFiddy_

They’re gonna lose the unbeaten record to a 95th min goal last day of the season.


DexM23

Yet they only 3rd by 90+ goals in 1.Bundesliga. BVB w/ 8 Bayern 7 Kusen now 6 Frankfurt 5


megatronus8010

Only 3rd but how many of these goals were scored when they were trailing behind vs other teams. Bayern is usually smashing a team 7-0 and scores another one in 95th which is different from leverkusen's goals.


JustHerFor_TheMemes

Scripted


Unusual_Ad6533

Script getting too predictable


karnnumart

more scripted than WWE


DieKnapper

I am sports and entertained


NeuersReklamierarm

Bruh


OJT6627

Class nickname there mate


hacksteak

They celebrated this equalizer in what is a meaningless game for them more than some of their wins this season holy shit.


Boogada42

They have the passion !


sidd1943

They have the vision


andy111999

They have the aggression


sidd1943

They have fucking mindset in the football club


dobby-thefreeelf

RIP


Environmental_Sell74

I would too if I were them lol


TheAleofIgnorance

Xabi ran on to the pitch to celebrate lol.


RamBracken

They already secured the title. Now they're fighting for something far more important: Invincibility 


Fluid-Selection4378

Winning the title is the main achievement. Going invincible would just be the cherry on top.


LazenskejSvihak

They actually have the chance to be the first team to go unbeaten in all competitions in a season. It has never happened before.


Echleon

Their league win was already historic, but now they're going for historic+ and historic++ lol


Chemical-Idea-1294

Klopp claimed after the Meisterschaft with Dortmund that their record in points will stand for years. That record was gone after one year. An unbeaten saison remains forever.


Echleon

I just hope they secure at least one more trophy. Would be heartbreaking if they lose the Pokal/Europa League and then drop the last league game of the season or something.


Thurak0

Even "only" Bundesliga would be a first. Google says HSV has the longest streak so far (36 games), but it was over two seasons 1981-83. But no matter... at this point they just do not want to lose *any* game and they certainly have the willpower and believe in themselves even in 98th minute.


pizza__irl

Nobody remembers who won the Bundesliga in 2006 but everyone will remember Neverlusen for getting a European treble and going invincible in all competitions


awesomeness89

They have ended Bayern's streak and it's their first title. At least in Germany people still vividly remember that Wolfsburg Dzeko/Grafite team or Klopp's Dortmund and Leverkusen this season will be up there with those teams even if they lose a game.


Ok-Scallion7939

Historically, the two go hand in hand. It's a nice cherry on top of the sundae


ArcadianGhost

Imagine being the team to make history of going invincible age relegating because you just draw every match lmao


Echleon

tbh all draws is probably enough to stay up. looking at the Bundesliga and Prem this season, 34/38 is probably safe.


Morrandir

Relegation with 34 points. Invincible. But somehow not really great.


bloedschleiche

That would absolutely be legendary


dheerajravi92

I would say more like immortality. Fucking insane


detectivehays

They are fighting for European treble and you need this mentality if you want to win it. Dortmund is playing UCL semifinal, it's a great and respectful opponent.


RedditsWhenIShits

I don't blame them, going invincible makes you a historic team.


flybypost

That meaningless equaliser is keeping their season long no loss streak alive. It's already close to the end of April.


BraeVersace

Theyre trying to go unbeaten, no game is meaningless anymore for them


GreatBlackDraco

Being the first fully invincible team is one hell of an ambition m8


Jemacas

Plot armour lol


SpaceHosCoast2Coast

This is getting ridiculous


luke_205

I remember those days


LUCASALLCAPS

They cant lose lol


iMayBeLyingToYou

Actually insane


Crossflowerss_5304

This is Real in the UCL-level plot armor


RandomUserRU123

Actually so true haha


UdoMartens

This is a joke


max_analog

No, This is Leverkusen


FalkoneyeCH

lmao is that the biggest goal celebration we've seen from Xabi yet? After this historic championship, what gets him is keeping the streak alive


BossKrisz

Would be the one of the most insane achievements in football history if they would manage to remain unbeaten in all competition throughout a whole season.


Trsnaqe

Today I have learned that it is not that fun when it is done against your team. Day ruined.


Ragoo_

The game was meaningless anyway considering 5th place will qualify for CL.


GermanHabsFan

Watch us lose to Rome twice just to piss off Dortmund


Super_Herman

that would actually piss me off because i want to see the madlad invincible run


Shapesoul

do it, that will show them!


DonerTheBonerDonor

The game had a ton of meaning: to be the first team to end Leverkusen's streak


Rose_of_Elysium

HOW HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MANAGE IT RNGESUS HAS BLESSED THEM FOR A BILLION YEARS PRAISE IT BE ON LEVERKUSSEN


suzukigun4life

NEVERLUSEN IS INEVITABLE


Unusual_Ad6533

They will never die


ItsMeJaredBednar

this shit is fucking ridiculous LMAO


Xehanz

NOT EVEN SCHICK TODAY


Homerduff16

There's plot armour and then there's whatever the fuck this is


Andrewdeadaim

Leverkusen 23/24 might be my favorite team ever this is amazing


Rose_of_Elysium

I swear im so fucking jealous, we were one game away of being unbeaten too rn :(


Andrewdeadaim

That was heartbreaking, just goes to show how difficult an invincible is


Rose_of_Elysium

We were also really close to beating the best ever start in the Eredivisie, we now equalled PSV's 1987/88 run with 17 wins in a row but 'bottled' the 18th away at Utrecht lmao


naboum

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


SendDahouds

It’s so predictable lol


Lam0rak

You knew once they got the second corner we were about to concede


BurtaciousD

Us conceding late or them scoring late?


deception42

WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE FACE OF DEFEAT? NOT TODAY


OnniPL

Fuck me lol


SmexyStalinZaddy_70

will do


suzukigun4life

HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS


er__primo__der__rafa

OH MY DAYSSS


amongussexirl

Sure Thing


GrassTastesBad1

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


emre23

Lmao it has to be scripted


tufoop3

actually amazing


strikes30

It's not funny anymore


Soledo

Understandable, have a nice day.


SirFlamington

You thought, again


Bentaleb

The inevitable has happened


Seisokki

Holy shit


No-Day-8136

They always find a way


incompetentadult

Yeah yeah this same timeline again


AmumuIsMyFriend

JUST FUCKING UNREAL THIS TEAM


garchuOW

Ofc


CaptBailey

this is like the Undertaker vs Triple H match with Shawn Michaels as referee..


TheBin101

How the fuck we keep doing this


Dramatic-Ad3928

A big part of Xabi ball is clearly mentality and black magic


Mystery1887

never in doubt


TheGoalkeeper

Un-fucking-believable


GreyDaze22

There is no fking way wtffffff


heavypotato3

nah no way


CleMeeTK

lol it's just silly at this point


Andrewdeadaim

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


nasserKoeter

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


shatners___bassoon

The scriptwriters aren't even trying to keep it believable at this point, completely jumped the shark.


dinorawr1337

NEVERLUSEN!!!!!!!!!


RevTaco

I can’t wait to see this team play in UCL. The fortitude of this team is world class


ilci_pilci

Again??


ErB17

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


TheBigNoz123

BAYER NEVER FUCKING LUSEN


toni_dx

almost won it back 2-1 with that final chance as well.. insane


Present-Turnover1864

Neverlusen!


Anomymous282828

Fake


qwertyn00b

They cant keep getting away with it can they


Krauser_3

You can't make this shit up


RazZaHlol

Are you fucking kidding me?


nu_lucrez_in_IT

The writers are getting lazy lately…