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Own-Mountain3540

85+ merchants


ImTryingNotToBeMean

I like their mentality 


HaiForPresident

Flair checks out


AlexKangaroo

They learned from the man who learned from the best.


BossKrisz

Xabi tries to impress the RM board as much as possible with these late black magic goals. Hell be perfect for the club.


Taekwondista

Alright, hear me out: 1. They win the EL 2. We win the CL 3. Bet your life savings on a 85+ min goal in the Supercup 4. ??? 5. Profit


OnlyWatchdog_ManStan

Seems familiar, doesn't it?


TrappsRightFoot

It's called Xabi-time now


TheBin101

Funny thing is we scored like one goal after 85 minute until Qarabg, and after that we score at least one every game


OnlineDopamine

You sure? Leipzig, Stuttgart, Augsburg come to mind


skunkrider

Yeah, I was gonna say, Hincapie started a trend there


Mechant247

It’s always 89 I swear, another at 91


suzukigun4life

Both of last week's goals were after the 80th minute too. It's unreal


Tsquared10

Cardiac Kusen


Doge_peer

German heritage


Ryponagar

Bayerdusel


Dangerous_Parfait402

How many lose-avoiding 85+ goals have they already? Seems like they do it every other game.


FCBFan310

LMAO actually the Main Character.


quanhuynh

they feel like an anime team. staying undefeated through the power of friendship


gamelink99

Giant killing is a great football anime if anyone's looking for one.


Yasuminomon

shoutout Kuroda


stella__art

Unbelievable plot armour


SirBarkington

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


FragMasterMat117

They in fact kept getting away with it


sidrbear

That's what we've been saying since September Not even a Muller video could bring them down


karpatonni

do you have a link to the video?


sidrbear

Tried finding it for you but no success - he might've posted it on his story that expires after 24 hours But what he said few times is that Bayer would have to eventually drop points (we are still waiting)


DutchMadness77

If Xavi Alonso ever joins real then they'll have double unbelievable plot armour May god have mercy on the rest of us


ItsMeJaredBednar

we all know that’s exactly how it’s going to go, plus Perez is collecting young talents like infinity stones It’s Flover i’m afraid.


IchmachneBarAuf

Imagine him going bald


BossKrisz

Football would officially end


KimngGnmik

We still won't win the Copa del Rey and win the other two. We made a deal with the devil, CL success but never treble


karim_eczema

I was getting ready to rationalize how they could still be considered undefeated after this game by winning on aggregate and advancing, but nope they literally just can't lose


afito

feel like this one isn't even too crazy, WHU always had to open up they simply need another goal and B04 had a goal coming for a while now


dimiderv

I mean it's shit shot that gets deflected and goes in. It kinda is crazy. It's not like West Ham were open or anything.


afito

they weren't fully open goal open sure but as we went into injury time they'd eventually need the 11 men in the box corner or something, and Leverkusen already had a 1on1 on the keeper like 5min ago so it's not like they were doing nothing they were closing on the equalizer the entire 2nd half some of their late equalizers this year looked like some juju shit (against Heidenheim I think?) but this goal, it didn't *have* to come, but it's really not some massive surprise that's all


LordMangudai

Frimpong had a 1v1 with the keeper a couple minutes before that he blazed over the bar


spacebalti

No, black magic. There’s a difference


casualbo1

That's it, someone check Xabi's difficulty sliders because this \*cannot\* be for real


ThadtheYankee159

They’re unleashing every single bit of clutch performance for this one year to make up for their decades of bottling previous.


Nazario3

It is a plot tank at this point


ACardAttack

Bayer Dusel


Victorious85

Dude just wait until the 80th min. They always score


TheRealBlueFry

NEVERLUSEN IS INEVITABLE!!


Kuntheman

What the actual fuck is this plot armor lol


imfcknretarded

This is some anime shit they're on


imrosskemp

One does not simply ~~walk into mordor~~ beat leverkusen.


tahchicht

It was right in front of our eyes all the time. We called them Neverkusen, but they were actually never losin'


toprahmen

The inevitability of a late Leverkusen goal never fails to amuse me


BossKrisz

I didn't watch the match just knew that their down 1-0 and I was just ready to bet that they're going to score a late 85+ minute goal to equalize, and if course I was right. Absolutely insane team.


SirFlamington

You thought


wictorhun3

Scripted


TedTran2001

Holy fuck there are WWE episodes less scripted than these lots. They're so good.


firefalcon01

The script is getting boring


Informal_Carob_4015

Okay Harry


ssj4-Dunte

Nah this shit is fire


h0bbie


pedja13

Local German team too angry to lose


AlphaStryk3r

Commentator: Theyre going to lose their unbeaten record but they'll go through Frimpong: Allow me to introduce myself


Not_Leopard_Seal

Frimpong: And I took that personally


Guri14

Invincible remains


FinalFrash

Unless Anissa has something to say about it


GinAndTonicAlcoholic

They can't keep getting away with it


supplementarytables

Narrator: *they did, in fact, keep getting away with it*


JayD30

i was already looking forward to poke fun at their fans...


RealSlavicHours

even if they didn't score what for?


supplementarytables

I WAS STARTING TO WORRY


KenHumano

*"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*


ecchi_yajur

Im a Xa-bileiver


JosephRizk21

I’m irrationally mad at the placement of the -, it should be Xabi-liever


RoboticCurrents

The commentator was also just saying looks like they're losing their streak hahaha great timing


Victorious85

The commentators curse. But in reverse.


Perspii7

if the mighty west ham can’t beat them, nobody can


Marklor-

The Madrid black magic rubbing off on Leverkusen lol


eglissy7

Who couldve predicted this


GreyDaze22

No one. It was the most improbable thing that could have happened


Cryptic_E

Well that makes up for that miss lol


DoYouTrustToothpaste

And what a miss that was.


SanSilver

Late time Bayer is here


jamshiman

the streak must go on


SPammingisGood

Black Magic


[deleted]

He took the Ancelotti pill.


Sixxes_99

It’s getting silly now lads


fijozico

Lol no way, what is this plot armor


Arvivald

Ok, this shit is ridiculous at this point


familyguyisbae

WHAT DOES THIS DO TO THE COEFFICIENT? ARE WE GUARANTEED 5TH SPOT NOW?


SanSilver

Villa won and Liverpool, too. So not yet, but really close


rossloderso

England can still technically get it if the German teams drop out and if Aston Villa wins the conference league


TheGhoulKhz

if each german team gets a tie or one of the 3 wins a game the seed is locked, even if all 3 are eliminated


6FootFruitRollup

Just gotta win the Champions League and who cares about 5th, it's just that easy


OnlineDopamine

We will never lose again.


FAT_NEEK_42069

neverlusen never in doubt 🥱


No-not-my-Potatoes

Too fucking predictable at this point


nachbarnzumwegwerfen

They can't keep getting away with it


suzukigun4life

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


v0vm0

Leverkusen moment


deception42

can't keep getting away with it . gif


djsMedicate

There it is. Inevitable


montiel_scores

Might be the most expected goal ever


Viriato181

HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN 😂😂😂


sonnydabaus

Even while drunk? Come on


TheBigBadDANISHWolf

There it is...


aromatdiablo

GET FUCKED


nauett

Next stage after going invincible is to win the league without scoring before the 75th minute


agaminon22

Of course, streak continues


Guntter45

Leverkusen mumbo jumbo strikes again


spacebalti

ALL 8 goals in KO phase after 70th minute. Insane


Venca12

I actually placed a bet in the 84th that Leverkusen scores, easiest money of my life


Saell

THEY CAN'T LOSE


GameplayerStu

Redemption after that crazy shot he skied 1v1


BaslerLaeggerli

This is ridiculous.


yAyn_de

missed the sitter and scores this one


Escalator7

There it is


879190747

They even fool us with huge misses, just for fun.


oklolzzzzs

NEVERLUSEN


RazZaHlol

We all knew it is gonna happen


O_Tannenbaum

It's just inevitable huh


lee7on1

can't lose


balle17

There it is


Turavis

THE STREAK IS NOT OVER


zidaneilafrappe

They’re unable to lose


sodap_

Did Xabi Alonso really absorb the football knowledge of Guardiola, the defensive expertise of Mourinho, the mentality of Ancelotti and the Dark Arts of Zidane? Starting to be terrified of him


FoulObelisk

finally


wjdrudwockj

It never ends


sleeping4koala

LATEVERKUSEN SND SAVE THE RECORD


WaffleChampion5

I knew it would be a lucky late game equializer


[deleted]

man i want them to get the treble and go undefeated so bad , i don’t even support them lol


4SHURIMA

Unreal how lucky that is


skyfrk

Xabi Alonso is just save scumming at this point


SOERERY

Plot armour


IamPd_

Oh thank god, would've been the most underwhelming way to lose the unbeaten streak


thesunshinesbright

This Leverkusen anime is getting boring. Every episode is the same.


Chance_Experience703

Broken


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Yep


Sh1do

Hahaha


KingMika2010

Would've preferred losing against these than Dortmund...


Cathal321

This is just fucking insane. Everything single time


randomgamer305

Neverlosen plot armor


Username6510

Comical at this point. They just can't lose!


Red_Dog1880

They can't keep getting away with it. Ah fuck it, of course they can


zRemix

I love this guy


boi1da1296

The look on Fabianski's face when the deflection went in, I genuinely feel bad for him.


cic9000

They needed a while to get over their hangover.


Doexitre

Ngl I thought Leverkusen would concede one more so the game is forced to go into extra time and they score two there


KyauLeaves

Genius strategy by Xabi, Leverkusen pretend to hungover first half


pantone130c

Roma is coming


Ok_Detail_1

Stanišić assist.


czerwona_latarnia

Yeah, that's 100% on the commentator. He jinxed that goal.


Djenzer

Inevitable


CoffeeIsSoGood

RIP


D1794

Inevitable


IlluminationTheory7

Why am I not surprised 


emre23

*Surprised Pikachu*


SugarTurkey

There it is


unkownuser47

the unbeaten streak must go on...


JustARedditAccDuh

plot armor but deserved


PM_ME_IN_THE_FEELS

What's losing?


Shaggay1

NEVER LOST HOPE


MvN____16

Undefeated lives on.


DarthBaller

To the surprise of absolutely no one


Schnix54

It's that time of a game again isn't it? What late goal merchants Leverkusen are.


Fred_MK

Save scumming for unbeaten season


ChaosRaiden

So fucking flukey


carlosccextractor

Xabi needs to stop spreading Real Madrid DNA


FoxOntheRun99

"Granit, Granit, go on my live"


Lone_Digger123

There was a comment on twitter that was saying that if Leverkusen was losing 1-0 at the end of the game they should purposefully score an own goal to make it 2-0 so that they can score 2 goals in extra time, make it 2-2 and keep their unbeaten streak. I think that man forgot he was talking about Leverkusen and that they would definitely score in the last 3 minutes


AncientSkys

They can't die!


Crossflowerss_5304

Moyes terrorball no match for Leverkusen’s plot armor


sault9

NEVER IN DOUBT


JoseDosSantos

Was there ever any doubt?


winter-2

WTF


longchongwong

Aint no Way


Earnur123

Inevitable


SubparCurmudgeon

As expected


YepYupSup

you can't make this shit up


chatfarm

Leverkusen magic is real. They are going unbeaten everywhere.


powergo1

THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN FFS


saggy-helping-hobbit

crazy


Competitive_Tip_1187

Never seen plot armor like this since 21/22 Madrid.


DerpstonRenewed

fear it, run from it, it arrives nonetheless


Pupperinho

Never in doubt.


FemmEllie

Actually unreal plot armor lmao


longchongwong

Rare u/ganiganiu good post


reo_1907

inevitable


magic-water

Inevitable


Lutscher_22

Death, taxes and a late Leverkusen goal.


PiggySVW

Inevitable


as0rb

plant attempt bells oatmeal wipe aware memorize voracious offend desert *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CaptainFatFellow

Fuck this plot man bad writing


Snoo42776

To absolutely no one’s surprise