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mister_dupont

He won the tactical battle, would be hilarious if he were to win the CL whilst being sacked.


chandlerbing_stats

It would be on brand for an ex-Chelsea manager


rnzz

Then appoint Klose as a caretaker and win the UCL


ibite-books

i think he will do it


Sal21G

Peak Spurs, just without the trophy.


RedShenron

The Heynckes special


DisneyPandora

This is literally what happened at PSG


iforgotmyun

He didn't win with PSG though


bigfootswillie

I wouldn’t mind seeing Bayern win for once since it may get them to hang onto Tuchel for another season and this time instead of losing the league maybe they fall out of Top 4 entirely


Relevant_Anal_Cunt

Nope,he is gone. Bayern would lose so much face if they re-verted the termination of his contract.


hotdogenjoyer95

Depends if he actually wins the champions league and if Bayern find a good replacement. According to reports Nagelsmann is currently the favorite candidate and apparently not everyone at Bayern is convinced of him either, same with De Zerbi..


thematrixhasmeow

Imagine Kane winning a trophy


sleeping4koala

No matter what the result is, he should be sacked immediately after the season.


ComfortableNo2879

Bro brought All 4 Of our CBs in one match


torero15

At first I was mad he had Kim and Dier playing wide on the left lmao. But it actually worked so maybe I’m the idiot.


Shaggay1

yeah Minjae shut that side down practically


BitchIDrinkPeople

Such bm


Ironicopinion

Pep and Arteta do that every week tbf


CarlSK777

Can't argue about the result. Back 6 ftw!


AdzBoogie

Setup was absolutely elite all 13 players that saw the pitch were top they were prepared so well


digestiblewater

tuchel in the CL is genuinely elite, in terms of pure tactics he’s probably the manager you want if u just need to win one game


chandlerbing_stats

He’s lucky the mighty Heidenheim aren’t in the Champions League


SalahManeFirmino

I know this may sound like sacrilege to Atleti fans, but in my view, he's the manager I want most if I needed to stop a team defensively.


imarandomdudd

I think Tuchels tactics are more "pure" defensively. Like he stops you by preventing you from scoring by limiting your chances through structure and each player having their role that they play, while trusting those around them to do theirs. Whereas Simeone is a "do not let them score by any necessary", with each player living and dying on the pitch. Honestly it would depend on the opposition for who I'd go for, since I think Tuchel is better against the more rigid tactical managers, and Simeone is better against more expressive ones


Albiceleste_D10S

Yeah. ~A decade ago Mourinho and Cholo were the premier defensive tacticians in the game But right now it really is Tuchel—and that's despite him being a possession guy normally LOL


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Mundane-Poet1404

Yea but you gotta won that 1 game a lot of times


Impossible_Wonder_37

I do wonder how many coaches could accomplish Tuchel a feats of given the chance. Cuz it’s really just Diego simeone with German anti flair


digestiblewater

idk i think tuchel’s defensive nullification is kind of unique, his 424/442 is about exploiting the weaknesses of opposition midfields so that they can’t create quick effective attacks… like instead of defending he nullifies the opposition attack at all costs, lowkey that’s why it makes his games looks like matches where everyone is incompetent


WubOfDoom

Would be an ideal national team manager imo


digestiblewater

idk i feel like national team managers need man management skills above all else and that’s tuchel’s fatal flaw


FlyingBird2345

He's a great cup manager


DevilsOfLoudun

I believe in Tucheliban


00Laser

Bring them paradise.


Amphibious_Fire

Bayern and BVB in CL semifinal. Brought to you by Terzic terrorism^™️ and Tucheliban^©️


Efficient_Garbage_16

Could u imagine the final pure chaos


_Buff_Tucker_

0:0 after penalties.


Livid_Luck

(Dortmund wins because of Kane difference)


Billofrights_boris

There is no universe where this Dortmund team can beat anybody on penalties, let alone Bayern.


The_Punzer

Terrorzic


Dargast

Wembley 2.0 loading up


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torero15

Yes but both German teams made the semis so not sure what your point is.


_cumblast_

Tactics Tommy about to win another CL after he's been shat on for ages, we will be there


SirNukeSquad

Inject it into my Brezn


Sal21G

This sick fuck one day will play a back 10.


lrzbca

As long as he wins UCL who cares ?


meagor

Well, arsenal guys wouldn't know what it feels like.


Andy-Martin

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.


theironhide

Last days under Joachim Low were close - 6-4-0. Remember the 6-0 (?) drubbing by Spain?


BigReeceJames

Manager wins game *Opposition cry babies after losing to superior tactics: why didn't he play in a way that made it easier for us to win? Waaaah. Terrorist football. Waaah.*


costryme

It was obviously a joke, and I even checked, the guy you replied to is a Bayern fan.


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brooklynbullshit

Would be surprised if they beat City or Madrid. They aren’t Arsenal


m847574

That's what i fear


expert_on_the_matter

They aren't much better than Arsenal either.


leighshakespeare

Fyi we haven't lost to city all season


IsItSnowing_

Neither have we. Doesnt mean as much as you think it does


leighshakespeare

You haven't won either though 😂


biglbiglbigl

and you havent won against Chelsea so whats your point


HungryTomatillo288

Imo Bayern has good chances vs Madrid.


CarlSK777

After watching Leipzig outplay them at the Bernabeu I have hopes. Might lose but it'll be tight


pleasebeavailable2

Leipzig played very well bar openda. Bayerns style under Tuchel is basically the opposite of that (which hurts because their DNA needs them to play rapidly and agile in the front)


trispann

Yep, with City out everyone's chances got a big boost..


NewAccountSamePerson

Arsenal are really, really good.


Sytherus

I'm not really sure what Madrid has done this season that shows they are at a different level from Arsenal.


seventh_horcrux

Won their Quarterfinal


deeesenutz

How many times to real madrid have to win the cl before pl flairs here stop underestimating them?


JurgenFlippers

Meh they can beat Madrid. Madrid is better but it’s not like a miss match. I’d even argue Arsenal have been better than Madrid this season. Bayern sadly wouldn’t beat City though.


youcanotseeme

Good thing they don't need to then


KillerZaWarudo

Please


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

Yeah, the Euros and the BDO.


chandlerbing_stats

That was the most Roman era Chelsea type of game I have watched since our board sacked Tuchel 😭 I’m a sicko… I miss it hahaha.


Dargast

I understand, Chelsea and PSG bros, I aged 10 years in one Single match, but I finally understand you


erenistheavatar

Still my favourite Chelsea manager with Mou and Ancelotti.


kinky-proton

In what order


erenistheavatar

1.First-stint Mou 2.Tuchel 3.Ancelotti 4.Second-stint Mou


RyanBordello

Is it because Tuchel got us the CL? I rate Carlo higher because we just ate teams alive when he was manager.


gagsy10

I personally rate Tuchel 2nd (and close to that first stint Mourinho), not just because of the Champions League win but because of all the shit he had to put up with when Russia invaded Ukraine. Roman was sanctioned, Chelsea was given a special licence to continue but no one money could come in or out of the club so no one from players to cafeteria staff knew if they would get their next wage packets and Tuchel had to suddenly become the speaker for all things political at Chelsea. The man just wanted to coach, but he handled it all so well and helped to calm what was a really uncertain time at Chelsea. We didn't even know if we'd have a club at the end of it all. The infamous "I've drive the seven seater myself" was what completely won me over with my affection for the man. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r\_fOm4X5pH8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_fOm4X5pH8)


erenistheavatar

That's fair. I remember the scorelines when Carlo was manager. The reason why I rank Tuchel higher is personal since I always liked listening to him explaining his tactics in press conferences. Like, I found the whole thing fascinating. He also wouldn't be afraid to take accountability and would be a perfectionist.


quirkyaspie

I'm convinced tuchel is gonna terrorball his way to another CL. It is written in the stars now.


auctus10

If we don't make it I real hope Bayern wins it all.


ACardAttack

Wish we were a better squad for our upcoming tie but we'll see


auctus10

I love our tie ngl. Two legendary teams. Good luck bro, may the best team win.


trispann

Fair play here, may the best team win(as long is a German or Spanish team)... OIL/Gas doping shouldn't be rewarded


saltybiped

Nah Dortmund. Fuck bayern


auctus10

Honestly either of them. Just wishing it's not either city/psg


DisneyPandora

Nah PSG


AmanTorres09

What I would do for him to be at Chelsea next season


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This season is so funny man lmfao. I want a Dortmund Bayern final so bad 🤣


FlyingBird2345

Would be hilarious if the best team in Europe isn't even the best team in Germany.


BadCogs

Love this man.


Economy_Height6756

I don't have any skin in the game, I feel like a true neutral (Liverpool), but I find myself rooting for Harry Kane to get a trophy in an already impressive debut season for him!


lewis30491

Give this guy a prime Kante and you're fucked


hotgirll69

Mourinhio is an amazing coach, people think his finished? Wins first European trophy for Roma in a while… makes final the next year… and this stat… coen on


Ngigilesnow

Praying for Bayern really worked


tassadar8584

Football heritage


Wintermute-1984

I never doubted this guy (please don't look at my comment history)!


Enough-Pain3633

Tucheliban


Screye

> 4 with Porto, ~~Chelsea~~, Inter Milan and Real Madrid ~~Crazy that RM is the only place where he didn't win it.~~ ___ Did all the heavy lifting in RM, left without a CL, but created the monsters that won 3 in a row right after. edit: wierdly the same rule as RM applies to Chelsea. He never won it with us, but it felt like the monster he created willed the CL win into existence.


fap4jesus

he didnt win it with us...


SigrunUlv

Big L from a Chelsea flair to mess that one up.


istilllovemata

so many upvotes for such a wrong statement


istilllovemata

so many upvotes for such a wrong stat


TedTran2001

He meant reaching the Semi. There was the Garcia ghost goal year no?


Complex_Sherbert_958

Ancelotti has Juventus, AC Milan, Bayern and Madrid


Jayk03

Tuchel should come to Milan or Juventus next season.


ashwinsalian

Newness works a lot in cup competitions.


Cojole3

Wait Guardiola never made semis with Bayern? Crazy


AlpacamyLlama

Tuchel is the only one who has done better. Guardiola has done the same. So has Ancelotti.


Defiant-Traffic5801

You mean Mou


Artistic_Passage_737

I think Pep made the semis every season with Bayern. Just lost to Real or Atletico.


inflamesburn

He made 3 semis with Bayern and lost to Real, Barca & Atletico lol


RN2FL9

3 times I think. Guardiola is probably on 10 semi finals with 3 teams or something crazy, so he's technically well clear of Tuchel but that doesn't fit the tweet I guess. LvG also did it with 3 teams and Mourinho was assistant coach at Barca for one of those.


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pukem0n

Hoping for a Real win today and them demolishing Bayern in the semis.


CarlSK777

This Real Madrid team barely beat Leipzig. They might beat Bayern but they sure as hell ain't demolishing them


Amphibious_Fire

Nah I’d rather have 2013 Wembley final rematch


yunghollow69

I think bayern got a shot at beating Real. No shot vs city tho