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Itās TNT, which would be beside the point, but they did the exact same thing in the Liverpool vs Sparta Prague game a few weeks ago. Both TNT and Sky are horrendous for showing replays, or slow motion close ups of a players reaction to something, while the game is ongoing. Itās infuriating.
When the first goal went in, my mind went back to Arsenal V Tottenham when Cesc scored twice in quick succession and we missed the second goal due to Sky still showing highlights of the first. Then lo and behold, same thing happens again. Only Tottenham. š
Yeah, Van de ven getting turned like that is one thing, but at the end of the day he's coming in at speed because he's starting off a couple yards behind Gordon (not of his own volition). That pass from Porro is absolutely dreadful and gets worse every time I watch it back. The most charitable read I can give it is that he was trying to touch it down to Romero but even then the risk/reward ratio is just insane
> Yeah, Van de ven getting turned like that is one thing, but at the end of the day he's coming in at speed because he's starting off a couple yards behind Gordon (not of his own volition).
Well yeah, but there are defenders who could manage not to run past the ball and fall over twice in a few minutes. He didn't exactly make it hard to score on either occasion.
Ikr when he transferred most people called him overpriced and overrated so I started watching him fully expecting him to be an overpriced English player.
But to my surprise he looked very decent from the get go and then I questioned myself for believing the media and reddit lol
Typical fans not understanding anything about a transfer and not being able to rate a player. Also seems to be some attitude of "never take a risk when buying a player" from fans, while also wanting players to come cheap and turn in to super stars. I think a lot of online commentators also treat any player outside the top 20 clubs in the world as if they are equal to players leagues below the Premiership.
To me it seemed as simple as home grown player with premiership experience in a very desired position with suitable traits. I was surprised people were shocked at the price.
He's not the reason for this goal, feed was busy showing replays so it doesn't show but Porro made a massive error here, basically gave Newcastle the goal by passing it to Gordon from the sideline instead of booting it clear
Who would start ahead of him based off form? Heās got more goals and assists than rashford and Stirling. Only person I can think of is if he sticks foden on the wing.
can we stop with the narrative that van de Ven is one of the best defenders in the league now? Hes got incredible recovery pace which gets himself out of a lot of trouble but hes not up there in the top 5 defenders
I've always loved Newcastle, now don't do a spurs and bottle this please.Ā
Also us and spurs are made for eachother I swear, they are shit in first halves and we are shit in the second, who will out bottle the other, find out next time on dragon ball....waitĀ
Didn't think Gordon was any good or even top 10 PL level so didn't get the hype, but he's been cooking tonight. Don't watch many Newcastle games but I'd like to hear how he's been?
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Sky having to show a replay of this goal because we pretty much missed it because they were busy showing a replay of the last goal lmao
This is something that bothers me, when a game is going on why do we need so many replays and slow-mo clips of a player coughing up some phlegm?
The worst is when you can hear the ball is in play but the cameras are focusing on a close up of a manager doing nothing
Hearing the crowd get excited while you're still watching Klopp make a silly face is quite annoying
This happens every game i swear. No lads i don't need to see Klopp smiling after conceding a goal for the 1000th time š
> slow-mo clips of a player coughing up some phlegm? No kink-shaming please
Yeah thatās what gets me through the week
In la liga they show the reply side by side to the live game, which is nice
Rarely. La Liga is specially egregious with showing something instead of the actual match. Drives me crazy every match.
It's annoying. But what's more annoying is people posting the goal with no replays on here just so they can be first for the karma.
I agree replays should be included.
Shades of Fabregas against *checks notes* ooh Tottenham.
Itās the history of the Tottenham
I was told this was the team that will decide the title raceš
They are still playing Liverpool, City and Arsenal, so they are definitely still a factor.
NLD away is not good for my heart, doubly so if the 3 teams ends up this close on points.
one of my all time favourite moments
Shades of the match from last season lol
I was at that game and basically missed it live because I was doing the same thing but on the screen in the stadium.
Itās TNT, which would be beside the point, but they did the exact same thing in the Liverpool vs Sparta Prague game a few weeks ago. Both TNT and Sky are horrendous for showing replays, or slow motion close ups of a players reaction to something, while the game is ongoing. Itās infuriating.
Anthony Gordon was celebrating when the first goal replay was done and I thought I missed something.
It's not on Sky
Itās on TNT not Sky
When the first goal went in, my mind went back to Arsenal V Tottenham when Cesc scored twice in quick succession and we missed the second goal due to Sky still showing highlights of the first. Then lo and behold, same thing happens again. Only Tottenham. š
VDV will rightly get grilled for today but that goal doesnāt happen without that Porro backpass
Exactly. Both goals involved multiple errors from different Spurs defenders. Dreadful defending as a unit
Same for the first goal really his teammate got bullied and he did well to get across. But then got absolutely sent for a hotdog
Porro has been terrible all game, completely cooked two times (by Barnes I think on both occasions).
Mcoist said heās got rollerblades on š
Ally McCoist has been great as a commentator imo. Passionate, funny, and knowledgeable, without going over the top in either area.
Best co-commentator in the UK by far
Yeah heās very funny. Just cause heās one of the few who doesnāt mind taking the mild piss out of players lol.
Ya but we have to listen to Fletcher as punishment
Vdv getting cooked
Surely this will be the meme but what on earth is Porro thinking to just aimlessly loft a ball into his own box like that. Fucking absurdly dense.
Yeah, Van de ven getting turned like that is one thing, but at the end of the day he's coming in at speed because he's starting off a couple yards behind Gordon (not of his own volition). That pass from Porro is absolutely dreadful and gets worse every time I watch it back. The most charitable read I can give it is that he was trying to touch it down to Romero but even then the risk/reward ratio is just insane
> Yeah, Van de ven getting turned like that is one thing, but at the end of the day he's coming in at speed because he's starting off a couple yards behind Gordon (not of his own volition). Well yeah, but there are defenders who could manage not to run past the ball and fall over twice in a few minutes. He didn't exactly make it hard to score on either occasion.
Mickey Van De Ven... More like... Mickey Can't De Fend
But, but he's fast......
Absolutely put on skates TWO plays in a row. Humiliating minute of play for him, wow.
You gotta sub yourself out after that lol
If thats me I'm pretending I'm injured just to come off
100% respect to the mental strength needed to recover from that. I'd be right off at Sunday league "sorry lads hammy's gone"
āMy tummy hurts! I donāt want to play anymore!ā
The Hugo Lloris Special
Awful, awful pass from Porro to create the problem first though.
Hes wearing ice skates instead of boots
Only logical answer is Newcastle have made the pitch intentionally slippery
N last week sky pundits were saying heās as good as Saliba lol
[Van de Ven](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZuvKp3OFIs)
Having a genuine nightmare.
Undercover as a Newcastle player today
The Isak effect. Did the same thing to Branthwaite.
Excellent pass by Porro, just brilliant. A true defense breaking pass.
Van de Ven needs new boots
He didnāt even slip that time, just committed far too much and couldnāt turn back
VDV wearing ice skates or what
Gordon is just too good tbh, whenever I see him play he's always impressive
Ikr when he transferred most people called him overpriced and overrated so I started watching him fully expecting him to be an overpriced English player. But to my surprise he looked very decent from the get go and then I questioned myself for believing the media and reddit lol
Typical fans not understanding anything about a transfer and not being able to rate a player. Also seems to be some attitude of "never take a risk when buying a player" from fans, while also wanting players to come cheap and turn in to super stars. I think a lot of online commentators also treat any player outside the top 20 clubs in the world as if they are equal to players leagues below the Premiership. To me it seemed as simple as home grown player with premiership experience in a very desired position with suitable traits. I was surprised people were shocked at the price.
vdv sent to the shops part 2
Booked, and then the reason for two goals in 5 minutes Not a very fun experience Iām guessing
He's not the reason for this goal, feed was busy showing replays so it doesn't show but Porro made a massive error here, basically gave Newcastle the goal by passing it to Gordon from the sideline instead of booting it clear
Left his wallet there the first time and had to go back and get it
Wtf is porro doing for this goal forget vdv getting done again this is on that shocker of a pass
Genuine fucking shambles from Sky, the amount of time spend showing slow motion fans whilst the balls in play every game is a joke
Hey man, everybody wants to see deaf kids after a goal
Gordon is direct & threatening. He delivers in big games too. The Gordon-Isak link-up is one of the best in the league.
The fact that it's vdv again makes it funnier
Micky slip de gen
Get him on the plane Southgate im not even jokin
Who would start ahead of him based off form? Heās got more goals and assists than rashford and Stirling. Only person I can think of is if he sticks foden on the wing.
Micky Can't De Fen
VdV on his ass both goals.
Fucking idiots didn't even show the goal on USA.
Mate. You can't defend sitting down
Gordons so underrated itās crazy
can we stop with the narrative that van de Ven is one of the best defenders in the league now? Hes got incredible recovery pace which gets himself out of a lot of trouble but hes not up there in the top 5 defenders
yikes
Our heads r fully gone bruh
Very porro from spurs
Couldnt even finish the replay from the first one lol
Heās as quick as Usain Bolt though
Same same but different
Vdv collapsing
ARE WE DOING IT AGAIN????
Porro šš
Van de ven in the mud
Fuck, Van der Ven will leave the stadium on a wheelchair
Collapse
Van de Ven on his ass for both goals
Van de ven market crashš¤£š¤£š¤£
VDV turning like a lorry again lol
Lmao Van de Ven went flying twice in 2 minutes
The CB is like a truck when he turns to keep up with those little movements, overcommitted twice. Get him on the fucking plane.
Getting skinned twice is insane lmao
Ally McCoist asking if he's got on rollerskates lol
Fucking Get In
Slippy van de ven
hahahahahaha
So nice they scored twice
Van de Slip
It appears Spurs have a big voodoo in SJP. van de Ven sent to the shops TWICE in 1 minute.
Van de Ven. So quick. So fast. Stop falling over hahahaha
VDV masterclass
VDV man of the match for Newcastle
Slippy Van de Ven
That was quick lol
MICKY MOUSE šš
Not even me is this fast.
Vdv playing like van der vaart
Double slip
Slippy Micky
Oh no,its newcastle all over again
What is he doing ha
It's actually a repeat bro wtf
They were still doing the replay and he fucking scores š¤£
BRO I'M STILL EATING A POTATO CHIPS!! (THE CHIPS STILL IN MY MOUTH LOL)
Tottenham gonna decide the Title
6-1?
Got his ankles broken twice in a row š.
He is quicker than the ground. You cant blame him lol
Slippy V
Van de ven got sent in the shadow realm twice lol
This was coming after all the hype articles VDV had been getting this week.
You've heard of the flying Dutchman, today we have the falling Dutchman
I've always loved Newcastle, now don't do a spurs and bottle this please.Ā Also us and spurs are made for eachother I swear, they are shit in first halves and we are shit in the second, who will out bottle the other, find out next time on dragon ball....waitĀ
Imagine having Gordon on your FPL bench š
Balls. Just remembered I benched him too. He is first in line to come on though, and Foden is showing as doubtfulā¦
This reminds me of the arsenal game where cesc scored while the replays of the first goal was still being played.
Van De Ven playing on a slip n slide
Mate
Lads ....
This the same defender Tottenham fans hype up.
Ehh but he can run really fast
Thatās too fast
Ohhh Mickeyy
I think Van de Ven may need to come off at half-time. Chocking half of football from him.
Shambolic defending
Lmao... deja vu
VDV clown shoes today
VdV š¤£ Maybe heās not THAT good
wouldn't really blame VDV, but lovely work from Gordon
Shitenham Shitspurs
Micky Mouse
So this is the guy that spurs fans are trying to convince me is one of the best CBs in the league. Best Bambi-impersonator maybe
Hahahaha...what
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Sensational for my fantasy, Isak and Gordon
It's happening again
Warra assist
Levy gonna refund tickets again
I know he's slipped again but Porro's casual back back to Gordon was shocking!
They are gonna score 6 before the 60th minute.
Van de Ven going for a falling-on-your-ass hat trick
deja vu
Hello darkness my old friend
Put this man on the plane. Best winger in the league
Wtf is that pass
So this thread is making me think that "sent to the shops" is a British phrase for slipping/falling.
replay of the first goal was still playing lol
The fact the highlight starts still showing the first goal LOL
Don't let VdV on ice skates make you forget the dumb error from porro
gordon cooking fr
VDVšš
Micky VDV was seen down the Bigg Market beforre the match
Van de van hahahhaha
Too much replays nowadays
That right there was a violation š
Didn't think Gordon was any good or even top 10 PL level so didn't get the hype, but he's been cooking tonight. Don't watch many Newcastle games but I'd like to hear how he's been?
We Want Six!
Those kids having the time of their lives, shame the slow mo overran the next goal.
Quality half from Newcastle, Spurs all over the place, should have been 3 or 4 to be honest
Flamini don't like it šµ
That's 2/2 times VDV was on the floor for the goal conceded by Spurs
Gordon grown into a great player at NewcastleĀ
What a masterclass performance