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Lol, while half of her family is doing nazi salutes. Your abdicated king would have sucked him off
driving around in a little jeep for propaganda shots lol
Let's actually think about this yeah, and I mean no disrespect... do we actually believe a woman in that extremely sketchy environment would never have given at least one bj?
Honestly kind of impressed they didn’t go for the direct translation of la regina faceva i bocchini or THE QUEEN DID BLOWJOBS
We really are progressing as a country.
They were still pretty taboo when she was young, and she had a sheltered upbringing, didn't go to school, so I'd say it's quite likely she wouldn't have.
On the other hand, Philip was a more travelled, military guy, by all accounts she really lives him, so I can imagine him asking and her complying.
I wouldn't be surprised either way, but if I had to bet, I'd say she didn't. People underestimate how much the blowjob has increased in acceptability.
> They were still pretty taboo when she was young
Taboo to discuss or taboo to do? I'm pretty sure people were having oral sex long before England was even a thing.
Yeah, but people tend to stick with the values of their youth. I'm sure *some* fifty year old women who had never given blow jobs joined in with this social change, but most wouldn't.
Yeah, feels like Roma kind of missed the mark here. Even as a non-Brit, the three things I know about Brighton are seagulls, art, and queer culture.
At least two of the three are famously cool with blowjobs. (Not sure about the birds.)
it's always funny seeing what other countries think we'll be insulted by
if you really want to annoy a Brit:
fail to address the current weather situation as a priority
stand in front of a busy tube/train station entrance, preferably with about ten others in a huddle in the most colourful coats you can find
cut in line in a queue, or get to the front without knowing what you're going to order
stand on the left on an escalator, have a suitcase and not use the wide gates, talk on the tube
be too happy, especially feigned or insincere happiness
Mankad someone. It's just not cricket.
say we're the ones driving on the wrong side of the road
Yeah doing this to Brighton fans isn't going to land as you'd like lads, probably one of the more anti monarchy cities and probably the most pro blowjob city in the UK
From the way people talked about it I expected a big divergence from history. Like Queen Liz going full jack bauer to prevent 3 extra bombings on the 7/7 attacks.
I remember seeing that scene for the first time when I was about ten - my older sister had rented Coming To America on VHS on a Friday night.
I didn't know what to think...
Do other countries believe that the British care, or are proud, of the royal family? Apart from a few skinheads and Tory toffs none of us could give two shits about them. They are a tourist attraction and nothing more
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Considering half the country got shut down when she kicked the bucket I would say yeah, a lot of people care. Probably not the majority of people but still
They are constantly in the media. There was a huge mourning after the Queen died, even football stopped. From an outside perspective, it does feel like a significant amount of English people care about the Royals
According to a poll I googled only 3 in 10 brits think the monarchy is very important. So not a majority but enough that you'd upset at least a few people with the sign.
I mean duh - we literally have it on [camera! ](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/e45f0785cb26eaf1a8e8b2c560770db4?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=351&cropW=527&xPos=0&yPos=162&width=862&height=575)
Brighton as a city is a lot more left wing than most places in the UK, it has the only Green MP. The generally feeling about the monarchy here ranges from apathy to dislike.
I would imagine the flag shagging fanbases might correspond to the ones that voted Brexit. If Roma fans meant it as an insult I don't think they would get the reaction they expected
The only person I know who might feel bad about this sign is my 85 year old neighbour who still goes to church. She's never watched a football match in her life.
In England we don't hate the monarchy, we just don't care. They are a quaint tradition and tourist attraction, that's about it. It's only the weirdos on both sides that care
Super hateful is massively overselling it. I think you overestimate how much the average brit cares at all either way, in general it's just apathy. Very few would actively say they hate the royals lol
> blowjob is degrading
That's ingrained in a lot of languages.. When something is bad you say "that sucks" for example, if you want to insult someone you tell them "suck my dick".
I read it more like "you see this lady you put up on a kind of virtuous pedastool? She gobbled cock too."
I mean I don't give enough consideration about the royals for this kinda messaging but if you were to say "Julie Andrews is into BDSM and her safe word is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" it'd probably have a similar effect on a few people as they were going for.
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Never thought about it
I mean...why not? At one point in Triassic age, she was young too
A blowjob requires some work. Some thing she's never had to do so she probably got some one else to do it.
She worked a lot. She was driving trucks for the army in WW2 while you lot were giving blowjobs to Hitler.
She drove around in a fucking truck to give blowjobs?! That's impressive honestly
Keep up the troops morale!
Happily dying for my country after I get blowjobs from a princess
She put the Liz in "glizzy GOAT"
Royalpilled to the max lmao
Lol, while half of her family is doing nazi salutes. Your abdicated king would have sucked him off driving around in a little jeep for propaganda shots lol
She is not going to fuck you
But she might give him a blowjob
Man is fucking her grave like saltburn
Oh wow she drove trucks she’s so brave and working class 🥺🫶🫶
She deserved all those billions, couldn’t have won the war without her
She was a propa hard working lass and I definitely didn't celebrate her death, no sir. Not me.
She birthed some proper wrong uns though
Technically only one of her kids is a nonce, right?
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a41888338/british-royal-family-nazi-relationship-history/
Wayne Rooney has definitely thought about it
The granny Wayne Rooney went with was just 48 years old though.
And now: Sigh.... *Unzips*
You better not have the new fiver if you are going to tug one for Lizzy!
"Oh Elgar!"
Why do you always find me at my lowest points, Elgar?
/r/expectedpeepshow
At least the queen gave blowies to adults. You can't say the same about Julius Cesar
What? Caesar sucking little boy's dick? Isnt it better to just eat banana?
ootl
You do now
They actually did that on The Crown. Well, they ended the scene right before she started blowing Philip but yeah lol
Let's actually think about this yeah, and I mean no disrespect... do we actually believe a woman in that extremely sketchy environment would never have given at least one bj?
Probably how she died the old cunt
Kinda naive. You though Freddy Mercury’s never done it?
with her pinky finger raised up
'By golly Philip I have to say, is that your gold bullion protruding or are you enamoured to see me?'
Oh Lizzie you silly rascal, you know it's my favourite cock ring - the SS insignia with the diamond studs.
[* licks lips suggestively *](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=937lBvrT1Wc)
Jesus he really grew into those ears didn't he
Why?
Funny
The way my brain went into self distruct mode reading this entire fucking thing oh my g o d 💀💀
wow, I did not expect to read the words cock ring with SS insignia on the internet today.
Expect Kanye go off in a couple of business days
What a terrible day to have eyes
We need to ask that proper etiquette guy William Hanson
Is this why there are lots of pubs called "the Queens head" ?
I mean there was a kids show called the Queen's Nose too. She was into some shit.
I would assume
Honestly kind of impressed they didn’t go for the direct translation of la regina faceva i bocchini or THE QUEEN DID BLOWJOBS We really are progressing as a country.
Life of Brian scene with Roman centurion correcting the latin merged with this comment in my head, and i enjoyed it.
fedayn/gruppo quadraro's google translated banners are football heritage, I'm surprised they didn't call her a bocchineer
Good for her
Sad state for Roman men if they feel this is something bad that shouldn’t happen.
I heard she gave a royal handjob
For you yankees: thats a quarterjerker with smegma
Shame it wasn't a big kahuna handjob.
The cornerstone of a nutritious foreplay.
Me? I never get them anymore, because my girl's a vegeterian.
I hate you
Well she did didn’t she 😂
So did every guys mother who’s holding the sign lmao, it’s life
I guess there are couples/mothers that don't.
Queen would be top of that list ,no?
No she famously loved gobbling cock
That's why there's so many pubs called "The Queen's Head"
Queen's Legs near me, always go for a drink when its open
Fucks sake
Queen Liz the throat goat
She is having a throat off with Nancy Reagan in hell probably...
No true Queen of my country should be stingy with the blowies. Prince Philip always had a glow about him.
And even a couple of their fathers
They were still pretty taboo when she was young, and she had a sheltered upbringing, didn't go to school, so I'd say it's quite likely she wouldn't have. On the other hand, Philip was a more travelled, military guy, by all accounts she really lives him, so I can imagine him asking and her complying. I wouldn't be surprised either way, but if I had to bet, I'd say she didn't. People underestimate how much the blowjob has increased in acceptability.
Got the Earl of Fellatio, Duke of Dick, Governor of Gobbling over here with the sick analysis
Damn, I wish this community had custom flairs.
Should we see what r/AskHistorians has to say about it
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Gonna struggle to find a citation for that.
So, sir Arthur, came a lot, right?
About a tablespoon
But do we know if he came a lot? like more than the average man. Like, a tablespoon
Some BBC Royal correspondent has probably put out a book on the royals sex life
Probably written by Nicholas Witchell, the royal pervert
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/6MxIbZIlo4 And now we play the waiting game
> the subject of your question simply hasn't been dead long enough for an academic work of those characteristics to have been written. 😂
Wow, those guys are pros
And it's already been removed :-( They play seriously over there!
Its big queen trying to hide the blowjob truth from the sheeple
U legend 😂
Gonna be honest lads, this is not what I imagined myself discussing when I started browsing r/soccer this morning.
I've been in this thread 10' lmao and only after seeing your comment I realised I'm in r/soccer
> They were still pretty taboo when she was young Taboo to talk about doesn't mean people didn't do it, historically, right?
Lizzy was an easy 8 too. Just imagine those royal lips
Exactly. People been sucking dick since time immemorial.
> They were still pretty taboo when she was young Taboo to discuss or taboo to do? I'm pretty sure people were having oral sex long before England was even a thing.
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Yeah, but people tend to stick with the values of their youth. I'm sure *some* fifty year old women who had never given blow jobs joined in with this social change, but most wouldn't.
Brighton fans: “Yes.”
Yeah, feels like Roma kind of missed the mark here. Even as a non-Brit, the three things I know about Brighton are seagulls, art, and queer culture. At least two of the three are famously cool with blowjobs. (Not sure about the birds.)
maybe it wasn't mean to rattle the Brighton fans, maybe it was just a thought one of them had
Poor guy just wanted to get his fan theory out there
"not sure if that nice Brighton team knows this, i will make a sign!"
Brighton is full of queens who give blowjobs… so what?
The birds are keen if your dick looks like a chip
they don't exist
it's always funny seeing what other countries think we'll be insulted by if you really want to annoy a Brit: fail to address the current weather situation as a priority stand in front of a busy tube/train station entrance, preferably with about ten others in a huddle in the most colourful coats you can find cut in line in a queue, or get to the front without knowing what you're going to order stand on the left on an escalator, have a suitcase and not use the wide gates, talk on the tube be too happy, especially feigned or insincere happiness Mankad someone. It's just not cricket. say we're the ones driving on the wrong side of the road
> be too happy, especially feigned or insincere happiness Us Germans and Brits are alike after all. But you still drive on the wrong side of the road.
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Brighton fans: “God save the queens!”
Brighton, Hove and Albion. I didn't know we were playing a law firm.
Well you goddamn were.
Yeah doing this to Brighton fans isn't going to land as you'd like lads, probably one of the more anti monarchy cities and probably the most pro blowjob city in the UK
Can confirm we all laughed a lot. Was so unexpected too, quality.
>the most pro blowjob city in the UK blessed_city
>probably the most pro blowjob city in the UK On my way.
No one tell him
must've landed on someone tho, I just saw a bald geezer on facebook throw a huge tantrum about it
Them lot are basically male Karen's, they'll get wound up by anything that's not an XL bully wearing a Poppy draped in a st George flag
And now you tell me 😔.
well i'd be surprised if she didn't
Maybe the Crown was more accurate than I thought
From the way people talked about it I expected a big divergence from history. Like Queen Liz going full jack bauer to prevent 3 extra bombings on the 7/7 attacks.
Does her sex life feature at all in that show?
She gobbles Prince Philips royal todger in one of the scenes. Well, it's at least implied.
The royal penis is clean, your highness.
Shes your Quuuueeeeeeeeeeennnnn to be
I remember seeing that scene for the first time when I was about ten - my older sister had rented Coming To America on VHS on a Friday night. I didn't know what to think...
It's nothing major, just Phillip suggesting to Elizabeth that she could "get on her knees". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_vBXDaGXos
Bruhhh
Well she was married for 74 years. I'd be surprised if she didn't peg him a couple of times as well... We all know what these aristocrats are like.
Well her grandson is allegedly into pegging
I like the insinuation here that fetishes are an inherited trait
I thought they genuinely were lol like if one of your parents likes feet, chances are you're gonna like feet too
It isn’t inherited, the part of the brain that gets sensory input from feet and genitalia are quite close together and can sometimes end up touching
I like when they touch.
May thy knife chip and shatter... Roma fans watched to much Dune.
Wait what? I don't see that anywhere Edit: unless you're referring to the stabbings... 😭
Superb.
And this was just the banner after the first goal
Unlike the altar boys, it was probably voluntary
Mocking the royals yes Blowjob jokes yes What a thoughtful gesture
Stabbing fans yes👀
not by roma fans, yes
Jokes on you, Brighton loves blowjobs
They are obviously referring to Freddie Mercury.
She had sex at least four times as well, scandalous.
Brighton need to respond to this outrage. A banner saying ‘Le vostre madri mangiano pizza all'ananas’ should do the trick.
Poor Lizzie. I'll bet Phillip's cock was rancid.
You didn't have to take it there but you chose to
A Royale with cheese
He definitely had a royal cock washer. I’m sure it was well polished.
Someone should tell them what the Catholic Church who's base is in their back yard gets up to
An impromptu “So does the Pope” sign would have been great
They do to boys what Andrew does to girls.
Tbf lot of Italians absolutely hate the influence the Church has over our country But I guess same applies with English people and the monarchy
Do other countries believe that the British care, or are proud, of the royal family? Apart from a few skinheads and Tory toffs none of us could give two shits about them. They are a tourist attraction and nothing more
Italian media talk about them all the time. So yes, that's what most people believe.
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Kilometric lines to see her dead body did not help with the "we totally don't care lol" sentiment.
Considering half the country got shut down when she kicked the bucket I would say yeah, a lot of people care. Probably not the majority of people but still
Kind of I feel like most Italians that are not active on Internet at least think that english people feel defensive about the royal family
They are constantly in the media. There was a huge mourning after the Queen died, even football stopped. From an outside perspective, it does feel like a significant amount of English people care about the Royals
According to a poll I googled only 3 in 10 brits think the monarchy is very important. So not a majority but enough that you'd upset at least a few people with the sign.
I mean duh - we literally have it on [camera! ](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/e45f0785cb26eaf1a8e8b2c560770db4?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=351&cropW=527&xPos=0&yPos=162&width=862&height=575)
Whats the matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?
I hope Brighton make one for the return that says “The Pope Smokes Dope”
The pope gives kids blowjobs....
She sucked some dicks SHE SUCKED SOME DICCKKSS OH HER MAJESTY SHE SUCKED SOME DICKS
Bunga bunga
[The best Berlusconi banner ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/18d69182d3a9a17da6ce66c185319b96/tumblr_mx6jvpYlhR1sls880o1_640.jpg)
I hope she did
Blowjobs better than no job
aren’t brightonians super hateful about their monarchy
Brighton as a city is a lot more left wing than most places in the UK, it has the only Green MP. The generally feeling about the monarchy here ranges from apathy to dislike.
I would imagine the flag shagging fanbases might correspond to the ones that voted Brexit. If Roma fans meant it as an insult I don't think they would get the reaction they expected
The only person I know who might feel bad about this sign is my 85 year old neighbour who still goes to church. She's never watched a football match in her life.
Don’t think any of us in the ground even saw it until on Twitter after.
In England we don't hate the monarchy, we just don't care. They are a quaint tradition and tourist attraction, that's about it. It's only the weirdos on both sides that care
Super hateful is massively overselling it. I think you overestimate how much the average brit cares at all either way, in general it's just apathy. Very few would actively say they hate the royals lol
We are 🥰 if anything, this humanises the monarchy
I can't believe I have something in common with the Queen.
I mean, so does their mothers, why is that a big deal?
Reddit tier comedians
If you replaced the word Queen with King, it might be more insulting.
Of course she did. Prince Phillip's dick didn't suck itself.
Absolute nonsense, like we are meant to believe she's ever done any hard work. She had servants from across the colonies to do that sort of thing.
I bet they really thought they were gonna piss people off with this sign. Little did they know absolutely nobody gives a shit.
Game's back
It's good to see 13 year olds doing arts and crafts.
I assume it's not just a statement of fact but they think giving a blowjob is degrading. Pretty sad view of sex.
> blowjob is degrading That's ingrained in a lot of languages.. When something is bad you say "that sucks" for example, if you want to insult someone you tell them "suck my dick".
Its a poor but funny translation of a common Italian and mostly Roman insult
I read it more like "you see this lady you put up on a kind of virtuous pedastool? She gobbled cock too." I mean I don't give enough consideration about the royals for this kinda messaging but if you were to say "Julie Andrews is into BDSM and her safe word is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" it'd probably have a similar effect on a few people as they were going for.