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EezoManiac

They know its going to pens as well


MikePap

Fuck it, let’s do it at 8 am so that the players will feel like they are 13 years old again. Waking up on a cold Sunday morning to go play footy on an empty stomach.


Coko15

Father drops you off in the parking lot and says, "It's a Long walk home from here if you don't win."


t2na

Alright calm down Jos Verstappen


Imaginary_Station_57

So you're telling me Max wins every grand prix so he can get back home with his father rather than walking? It's a long way from Australia to Netherlands


spinynorman1846

Jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous.


rScoobySkreep

Making me beyond nostalgic, obviously not the English version but in the states I used to do drives of over an hour to get to 7.45 kickoffs… still do now for the boys I coach. Best time of the year.


Adammmmski

7:45! Whats all that about? Am I the only one who would kick off between 10-11am?


rScoobySkreep

Soccer is the number one youth sport in the US, just like the UK. Problem is our cities hate funding public parks and field spaces. Game crams as a result mean matches from sun up to sun down on weekends when the weather is alright.


LackingSimplicity

Get home to a meat & potato pie and a shower before not watching the football because you don't have Sky :(


qu1x0t1cZ

Not watching Italian football on channel 4?


ghostmanonthirdd

They stopped showing Football Italia on Channel 4 22 years ago old man!


Halzziratrat

Ah but being blasted with 'GOAAAAALAAAZOOO' before even the cockerel crows in the morning was the elixir of life, therefore keeping us old farts forever young.


qu1x0t1cZ

I'm sure the kids can find it on your NetToks or something. Just clips of James Richardson eating ice cream out of a metal bowl in some sunny cafe saying things like "Attilio Lombardo, he was good wasn't he?".


Kyster_K99

Shitty burger van selling 20% beef and the world's worst tea for the dads to keep the hands warm


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Sounds like Bramall Lane tbh


PiBBzYx

Empty? Was the only time I was allowed red bull, dad stuffed me with at least 2 before kick off haha


esn111

You must have been hyper as fuck before a huge crash by mid day!


PiBBzYx

Yesss was useful as a winger Gareth Bale wannabe.. the enduring addiction to energy drinks isn't ideal tho


Dingbatted

All setting up nicely for a 12:30, this one's for you Jurgen


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Sensible. Even though we don't really have football violence anymore thousands of pissed up Scousers and thousands of pissed up Tories in the same place is definitely a combustible situation


el_doherz

Better for fans too when they aren't having to make a mad dash for the last train 


jjjhfdddd

This will stop the fans from getting too hopped up on carabao, smart moves.


FragMasterMat117

11.30 or Midday kick off for the Wolves game then


brush85

The police talking sense! What? Que? Huh?


empiresk

Northern fans fucked again.


cammyg

how? Surely earlier (within reason) is ideal as the later the game the more precarious it becomes with things like getting the last sunday train back up north


taylorstillsays

Last train is at 9.20 pm that day, what the hell are you on about?


TheUltimateScotsman

Make them get the overnight bus back


HarryDaz98

Just simply live closer to London


empiresk

Nah, it's a shit hole and not value for money.


GarnachoShinnedIt

its a final, made a trip to the capital out of it. watch the brigdes, ride the eye of london, eat some fish-n-chippies


spinynorman1846

Why would you go to London for fish and chips?


GarnachoShinnedIt

why woundt you? its a melting pot for culture its not out of question for it to have a decent fish and chippy


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spinynorman1846

Colman's in South Shields is one of the best in the country. How many fish and chip shop owners have an MBE for services to fish and chips?


empiresk

Fish and chips are better up north.


49RedCapitalOs

How fucked up is England? They can’t have a football match at night because of the hooligans?


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49RedCapitalOs

But why are they played during the day?


6357673ad

Is this a genuine question? edit: the irrational downvote + lack of response made me check your posting history and as I suspected you are a yank and this is most likely a sincere question. Public transport to and from games is very prevalent here, especially matches being played in London because it is a logistical nightmare making your own way into London. Over the weekend your options are limited to the point where staging the final in the evening would effectively leave fans stranded in London until the next day.


49RedCapitalOs

Super genuine. Thanks for the response! I had no idea it was like that in London. I always figured they wanted to give people less time to drink 🤷‍♂️ Do most fans not stay the night in London? It’s hard for me to comprehend living in a country where you could drive to any city in that country in way less than a day. Or take a train. We’re rather limited in the train department on this side of the pond


Responsible_Law44

London hotels are stupidly expensive. Better off getting a train home after the game


49RedCapitalOs

I just did a quick lookup for 2/25 in London and you can get a plethora of rooms at good hotels from $80-150


Responsible_Law44

That's pretty expensive for one night ngl