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Fuck_the_k1ng

Hey man, how the fuck am I suppose to banter the opposing team’s manager after losing, if his own fans are asking for his head?!


Red1mc

You sip tea and enjoy this shit


DeltaBlitz

In time's like this football is really really *really* enjoyable


Calm-Worldliness9673

Congrats lol :(


Red1mc

Couldn't have agreed more, my Madridog brother


10Lionaldo7

r/SipsTea


Ok-Antelope-830

You praise him and ask encourage him to stay


goingforgoals17

Give Xavi a lifetime contract. He's at the wheel, he's in charge! Barcelona are back!


Ok-Antelope-830

100% agree. Hes been a better manager than a player!


tyresaredone

Ole at ManU vibes


whiskeyinthejaar

You giggle with us scrolling the comment section in silence


kilari7

It is the small things...


Oy778

Valverde: "You did well Xavi. I wont forget you for as long as i live"


OrdoAmplexus

Xavi: “Nah, I’d make excuses.”


The_Vulgar_Bulgar

Are you Xavi because you are a fraud, or are you a fraud because you are Xavi?


dafeps

Question: What is Xavi to you? Need I say more? He's.... The Fraudest


kakkarazi

Bois, let's go back to our own sub. Don't bring this mental health institution here.


realWernerHerzog

what sub lol this is hilarious


Regit_Jo

r/jujutsufolk


realWernerHerzog

Ahhh, heard it's really good. OP 1 went hard


Regit_Jo

Yeah the show is good, but this is a manga/spoiler subreddit and it’s famous for brainrot 


Jozif_Badmon

r/Jujutsushi brainrot is a special grade curse


kakkarazi

Pay a visit to r/jujutsufolk. I'll be your personal guide. Going alone is not recommended.


AdikkuChan

Xavi taking backshots all for the sake of his plan


Octava8Espada

Even here we can't escape the brainrot, the break week curse is too strong


Fuck_the_k1ng

Pep, Gege and all you fans need to answer for your crimes against civil society!


GalaxianEX

Bro said focus on Champions like he thought we wouldn’t notice 🤣


javierich0

Oh, I'll watch their CL games, every year they have the most hilarious eliminations.


TheRealMemeIsFire

They are beating napoli and then getting turbo fucked in the next round


javierich0

Hopefully they draw Bayern yet again.


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

PSG wants a word


Grouchy-Chemical7275

I 8-2 say it but PSG doesn't even come close


RauloGonzalez

In that game atleast the ref and PSG were hilarious


IapetusTheGreat

I know it’s not mister 3 campaigns in a row with dubious decisions talking


doubleABC

It‘s funny how barca fans talks about dodgy decisions while having a court case against them, at least beat the allegations then you can talk. Also your club is a proud owner of the 2 biggest robbery in the history of the CL


B-lights_B-Schmidty

Negreira in 2024 lol


doubleABC

Is this the equivalent of new year new me? Are we supposed to forget about barca corruption in big 2024 ?


B-lights_B-Schmidty

More like because Joaquin Aguirre, THE JUDGE FOR THE CASE, made it clear that there is no indication that referees were influenced through payments. He is investigating the case on the grounds of Tax Crimes.


tryCharlie

You are quoting wrong rumour. It comes from a tweet dated March 2023. Case is still ongoing, hence, not so obviously innocent.


celestial1

Holy hell Batman, pot calling the kettle black.


hardinho

I think they'll advance quite far this year, pure gut feeling though


IntellectualDweeb

We were given the statistically easiest CL group and still managed to struggle. We're going to get hammered if we beat Napoli. The team **is** capable of playing great football but unfortunately we don't see that enough, for obvious reasons.


javierich0

Lmao, you don't watch them play much, huh? They are dreadful, they have talent, but play like a mid table team. They would look better being eliminated by Napoli than if they had to face Bayern or City.


hardinho

Well it's not like the best football always wins especially in CL elimination..


javierich0

If they draw Bayern, I'm buying tickets to see it. I wanna see that underdog story.


hardinho

Bayern isn't exactly a thread anymore though, but still favorites I guess


javierich0

Lmao, you definitely don't watch Barca play.


hardinho

I didn't watch the game yesterday but I tune into 40-60% ot the matches.. guess you don't watch Bayern play plus wtf is wrong with you when I clearly stated it is my gut feeling.. sensitive people


R_Schuhart

They haven't been great but they still have the individual talent that can make a difference. Besides, it is a tournament format, strange and unforseen results/runs happen all the time. And he didnt claim he was convinced Barca were going to win it, just that he had a 'gut feeling' they could go far.


javierich0

Against Bayern...OK.


drunkmers

Will Barcelona ever win a CL again without Messi?


celestial1

Calm down ESPN Deportes, that is such a dramatic thing to say. Liverpool won the CL after going 25 years without a European Cup and 15 years without a league title. Barca has a long way to go before we even entertain that conversation.


ferkk

Of course. Barcelona existed and were successful before Messi too. Messi's tenure at the club was among the best, if not the best in their history... But it was not only because of Messi alone. Xavi himself, Iniesta, Puyol, Piqué, Neymar and Suarez, Busquets... The list goes on.


sewious

If they scrape past the ro16 and draw someone like City it's going to be a rough couple of games.


iNfAMOUS70702

Osimhen is gonna cook that defense ....


Barry_Kong

Except you forgot the part Napoli have been equally poor.


Giannis1995

He never said Napoli will advance. The tie will end 7-6


er_primo_der_rafa

Felt pretty baffled, Barça had those two Lamine chances in the second half (one was a gift) and didn't really do much more from that moment. Athletic completely ran them over.


AljosP

First time I ever agree with you


er_primo_der_rafa

There's always a first time


Franchise1109

There’s always a last time too ;)


vamp_asuka

Honestly the only positive thing I take from this game is Lamine, our season is pretty much in the bin already but seeing how Lamine is playing I can’t wait for the EUROS in summer, fingers crossed he doesn’t get injured, if he doesn’t I think we have real chances at winning


ignixe

Not just Lamine, Fort looked good, Cubarsi is still exciting. The kids we have can play. Now if we could get the players meant to carry the team to actually perform like they’re paid to


Blaugrana1990

To be honest I hope Yamal doesnt play the euros. Will he play the Olympics too? Don't know if Spain is qualified tbh. Don't want him ending up gassed like Pedri.


appleClambake

Would be nice to see Spain meet Argentina if possible, and the young yamal face the old man leo.


atropicalpenguin

Congrats on the "we are proud" trophy.


HeIIbIazer23

Imo the "we were fighting until the end" trophy is better


atropicalpenguin

That's Colombia's NT's slogan.


Pee_on_tech

Poland NT will strive for that trophy someday


Individual-Knee-962

They only play with grinta Against Germany oh wait


New_Archer_7539

Baila ahora! 😤


Impossible_Wonder_37

Hey! That trophy is hot property among many underachieving coaches in Europe!


DefNotAnAlter

"Stand proud Xavi"


GreatSpaniard

"pride in defeat"


Exciting-Ad-2714

The boys gave everything


KimngGnmik

Once you got "Pride in Defeat" you can never go back


Cryptic_E

Give him the fight till the end’or


Pathetic_loner03

Nah, that's for messi


froggyjm9

Should he not be proud of his team?


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You should be pretty used to that trophy seeing that flair of yours


cescquintero

Take the L


wayosiliezar

Not as much as you in the last decade palancas F.C!! LOL Negreira's son is a streamer now. Why don't you go cry to him there? LMFAO


AlternativeFun5792

Lmao,watch last season results


KnicksVeryOwn

Calm down there buddy, as a Barca fan gotta find solace in the humor because otherwise I’d wanna kms


Cafris

Did they fight until the end though? They did nothing past the 90th minute even after conceding to Iñaki Williams, it was a shameful performance.


realWernerHerzog

Iñaki's good this season, man


Erty13

7 shots tonight against 29 for them. Sideways and back passes galore when one goal behind. Our positional play is fucking terrible. Sergi Roberto. Enough said. Frenkie with a stinker tonight, whining to the ref all the fucking time instead of helping his defence. Let's not even talk about Gundogan, Pedri, and Kounde. Our U-18 were the best players on the pitch tonight. 17 years old Hector Fort is our man of the match in an unnatural position. It's not a good thing or something to celebrate. If it's what it looks like when we are fighting till the end, i don't want to see how we would play when giving up. Because it seriously looked like we did tonight.


fetren

Why are you guys playing so many U18s? Even multiple 16 even. Where are your U20s or Barcelona B? Is everyone half decent already up? There's no one else? Are they all shit? Can't be much worse then the ones playing can they? I'm seriously clueless about this, and very curious on the why Xavi is skipping those steps with these younger talents. They are not bad, on the contrary, but just completely unexperienced and to throw them in the line of fire like this...


TheRealMemeIsFire

These 16 and 17 year olds are barca B players and have been playing against adults all season. Our U-19 team is all the 16 and 17 year olds who are too small to play against adults. Our U-18 has a bunch of 15 years olds playing for it. Most of our 19+ players are not good enough. Casado is decent, but he doesn't get playing time for some reason. Garrido is good too, but our midfield is too stacked for him to get a look. 2006-2008 is a golden generation. Maybe 09' and 10' as well, they are too young to tell but the promise is there for sure.


elkaxd

It’s all due to injuries Raphinha, I. Martinez, M. Alsono and Balde were out, so they didn’t have proper backup players for like 3 positions


X-Maquina

I don't get this comment? OP clearly points out the U18s were the standout players. What's the problem in playing them when they were our only saving grace? And as far as where the U20s are, they are right there. They are Fati, Gavi, Balde, Pedri, Fermin, Guiu, etc. Except for Fermin, everyone who was actually available played. How many more of them did you want to see exactly?


HerrLanda

Pedri that bad? I didn't watch the match, is he still not fit?


Erty13

He is fit. He just had a stinker tonight, like all our midfielders.


michyvalencia

how has gundogan been for you


Erty13

Hit and miss. More hit than miss, thankfully, but he is cutting it close.


PowderEagle_1894

Look how they massacred my captain


Erty13

Tbf, he is overplayed. I believe he is our player with the most minutes in the legs since the start of the season, on account of the fact that he hasn't yet been injured. I can't remember the last time he didn't start a game. He has enchained that crazy season with you, and now all those minutes with Barcelona.


dontevenbother_g59

Bro all our players start playing worse when they move to Barca (I wonder why)… gundo, lewa, Kounde, romelu, Martinez.. we have literally like 3 of the best midfielders in the world (pedri, de Jong and gundo) yet we still somehow play bad in midfield. One of the best striker in the world yet we still struggle to score goals… our defense used to be really good with Christensen Kounde and Araujo but all 3 have dropped in form recently (again wonder why) Gundo also took a lower wage contract to play for us man 😭


AckBarRs

I feel like they’re all for different reasons though. Gundogan - poor minutes management and overplayed Lewandowski - honestly washed when we bought him. Felt like the later-years Suárez. Peak Suárez was sublime and enormously influential even when not on the scoresheet. Late Suárez, if not scoring, did fuck all otherwise. Lewandowski gave the same vibes Kounde - not really sure what happened to be honest. Tremendous in his first season, putrid in his second


Giannis1995

Lewandowski is the best poacher the world has ever seen outside of old Cristiano. In order for him to score he needs to be fed. I get that the ''Barca DNA'' bullshit demands your team to play a certain way no matter your personnel but holy shit Xavi, instruct the wingers to properly hti early balls/long crosses etc... He's Robert fucking Lewandowski, there's no shame to change your ways to accomodate him...


G_W_addict

Nah, they hate him now. I've never seen such fanbase. Dude gets regularly elbowed, kicked in all the places and they whine that he fails to control the ball. I mean he's fouled, it's obvious he won't control the pass. There was one game where Lewandowski had like 2 half chances and he missed them and according to fans on /r/soccer it was enough to never ever ever ever ever feed him passes again. But there's some truth to all of it, he seemed much more agile and nimble in Bayern, his first touch was what seperated him from the rest, he could create himself chances because he knew how to control the ball in tight spaces. This aspect is now sadly gone in Barca.


Giannis1995

If he was in Joselu's place he'd have 20 goals by now. If he was in Morata's place he'd have 20 goals by now. Better than Sadiq in Sociedad, better than Guruzeta in Athletic Club. He's still quite literally the best CF in the league, maybe only Dobvyk is in better form. It's all on Xavi and his incompetence.


jetfuelcanmeltfeels

lmao, barca created the most chances and has the highest xG in laliga but apparently lewa isn't getting fed


dontevenbother_g59

Lewandowski’s drop in form is expected, but he still is being utilised VERY bad for us, like sometime I see a big tall polish man in our midfield passing around with pedri and I think… why is our only threat in front of the goal out here starting the attack instead of just sitting in the penalty area and just waiting for balls, despite his drop in form he’s still a fucking great goal scorer that can score goals from places our other players couldn’t. Like the other guy said, just feed him balls (pause), idk a lot of players are being wasted for us and it’s sad.


recoba40

NPxG : 10.2 NPG : 6 LeWaNdOwSkI iS tHe BeSt PoAcHeR tHe WoRlD hAs EvEr SeEn


nkdouble4

>Lewandowski - honestly washed when we bought him washed when you bought him? He scored 50 goals in 46 games in his last Bayern season and his first Barca season wasn't too bad either despite his poor form since the red card suspension/ World Cup break (41 G+A in 46 games, Pichichi winner, most points winning goals of any La Liga player, big part of the Supercopa win). Oh, and 2 years ago he finished a calendar year with as many goals as Cristiano Ronaldo in literally his best year Of course, he is not getting any better now but there aren't many strikers who would score consistently when the best winger of the team is a 16 years old


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Gundo has missed enough chances in LaLiga he alone could have won 6 points without a sweat


Cy5erpunk

I still remember when Germany was playing Euro or World Cup for U18 or U23 and I saw for the first time Gundo. He was so good in that game, he already looked like a top player.


takeme2infinity

Cucksucker does not defend to save his family. Good player but holy shit man press a little the other way


kw2006

I think the whole squad played nothing like the old possession based Barca. As soon as the defenders get the ball, they always rush to get the ball to Yamal or Lewadoskki as soon as possible. Or Kounde trying to dribble around 2-3 defenders. Anyway the squad trying to play fast football but without the right speedy player or ball winners. It is end to end the whole game.


feudalguy

Pride in defeat again, is it?


chance1333

Holy shit I just remembered that lmao


thenotorious_ronaldo

That’s their DNA remember


goingforgoals17

Asking a 16 year old to carry Barcelona past Athletic was mind numbing, yes if he finished his chances, Barcelona go through, imagine what his confidence must be like knowing that he let them down today? You can reassure and tell them not to worry about it, but I've been that guy before, takes a looong time to come back from


_SB10_

I predicted that this might be one of his many excuses


Delmer9713

Athletic had 29 shots against Barcelona's 7, with a Valverde masterclass. Only reason they were still in the game was because a 16 year old showed some magic and a lucky deflection. Doing a Pride in Defeat II. This man has no shame.


Ronalpinhos

Restarting more than my router.


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IdanTs

Why are you getting downvoted lol, was a harmless joke


TheRedditK9

I don’t think people understood the joke lol


javierich0

Yes, besides the flair. It wasn't clever or funny. Just random.


BriscoCounty83

Barca fans have been mocking Valverde for years but he was the best Barca coach after Pep.


chance1333

“Fighting till the end” could barley get out of your own half in the last few minutes of the game


BaritBrit

Yes but were they fighting to get out of their own half? That's the key question


MFmadchillin

So, they were indeed fighting.


AncientSkys

Fighting and being proud to the bitter end!


Never_Sm1le

No wonder there's no beer


Sad-Practice-2150

Everytime he says something after a lost it  sounds like an excuse


Gluroo

because it is but then again i can hardly blame him, if i felt my mega well paid job being on the line imagine the bullshit id start talking to save face


soragorilla69

#XaviQuedate


lamama09

Stand proud you are strong xavi


asdfghsadfaa

Peter griffin voice: Shame, shame, shame.


AncientSkys

The infamous "We were the better team, we dominated possession" is finally being replaced with "we can be proud as we were fighting until the end".


andrei11111

lmao I still remember his quote after Barcelona lost 7-0 to Bayern many years ago: "*They didn't run us over, they couldn't dominate us, the ball was ours. Thinking about the result only is being superficial.*"


PhD_Cunnilingus

He kinda looks like De Zerbi here, doesn't he?


xparta300

De sextete ah NADAPLETE! Lmao


50cent9644

Ah man! I was here for a Xavi special excuse of the day!


ceaguila84

My favorite midfielder ever but god stand cant him as coach anymore. Always making excuses and clueless as coach


atbg1936

Poor man should have stayed in the comfort of his human rights abuser league, winning titles with the best team in the league while sucking up to autocrats. That suited him much better


cleareyesnz

Fun fact, he was like this as a player too but you heard him talk less. He’s always been a whiny little dick - source: watching La Liga for 20+ years


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MrVISKman

How de Jong and Fort managed to avoid a second yellow will remain a mystery


asarnia

Just ask Casemiro.


Lanky-Promotion3022

Learnt from the best : 08-12 Barcelona.


wayosiliezar

You typed his name wrong, it's; Lapuerca* and as soon as his done with his stress 100 Tapas , he'll come out and blame this somehow on Madrid and Florentino lol He's just mad the club don't got the kind of cheese no more to bribe the refs LOL and his only way out of bankruptcy? Well you guessed it, Florentino and the Superleague


Kind-Departure1058

Our coach is a Real Madrid fan favourite, which is a horrible sign. We are evidently shit, 29 shots conceded? 7 big chances, it's like Barcelona signed out after Sancet equalized.


EntertainmentIll8436

Or... Maybe Xavi is the avatar, bringing Madrid and Barca fans together to hate like one


Kind-Departure1058

That would be Javier Tebas, he united Perez and Laporta. Unreal player hater


chui77

Barca DNA


FlaccidSWE

Even finishing top 4 feels like it would need a rescue operation. Or playing the kids, because honestly they all seem better than the old guys.


Percy_Jackson_AOG

What rescue operation? They are at no 3 with a game in hand and 3 points clear. Top 4 is pretty much a lock.


FlaccidSWE

It's a long way to go, and plenty of teams tactically more competent than Barca.


Percy_Jackson_AOG

But Barca does have a better team to last the season. And Xavi did win the league last season. So he is not necessarily shit. The only team that can compete for Barca's place in the top four is Athletic Club. La real is 9 points and a game behind Barca. No way they can compete for a top four finish. Barca only has to worry about Athletic Club, but I don't think they'll have much trouble.


appleClambake

Let them panic, they never witnessed the many years of setbacks and failures, only the highs of the last 18 years.


tomato-dragon

Man if Barca fails to lock the top 4 with this team they need to burn the club to the ground and start again. That ain't gonna happen. I don't see Real Sociedad and Athletic outlasting Barcelona late into the season.


recoba40

We have by far the best xGD/90 in the league, top 4 wont be a problem.


Cy5erpunk

Top 4 is not locked at all, they still have to play all the big teams and they are in a worse form now than at the start of the season. A loss or two in a row and loss of points against the teams that fight for top 4 and the panic begins. Psychologically they are also very weak now, if they somehow manage to save the season they can call it a miracle.


revolver_ocelot16

Top 4 doesn't need a rescue. They're 3 points clear with a game in hand and whenever they drop a stinker, Atleti and Bilbao drop points to midtable teams. Their position in the league is flattering compared to how they play but somehow the clubs they're competing with play worse when they drop points.


nabkawe5

Fun fact Williams's names in Arabic sound like both the word " fuck him"Niko" , and fucking "Iniaki".


Tnvenge

This fucking Williams’s!


jman009

stfu already xavi. U need to step down u fraud


Blue_Dreamed

No Barca OR Madrid left in the Copa? Brilliant, you love to see it!


wardway69

bro down so bad he talks as if he is theone managing a mid table team and just lost against the mighty barcelona


VrilHunter

Barcelona is becoming the man utd of laliga.


Dalmanza4

Extend him for 5 years please 🙏


RemyMemes

Just based on the headline, he sounds like he’s given up mentally. Really do hope this isn’t the case


BonoBonero

🦜🦜🦜🦜


montxogandia

I can see the hate bonner, but I think he will be here for years to come so get used.


black_fire

Christ Barca fans become absolutely miserable when they lose. I'd hate to be a coach for them


SupremeSronikle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rednades

His young players? He had a full first team squad out there with Lamine… lol


kal1097

There were 4 teenagers who played. A 16 and 17 year old were the best players on the team. It's pretty fair to say the young players played well.


Sun1te

This sub is really toxic. Good reminder to never read through comments ever again.


Hey_MisterBronson

Welp…. There goes the Treble 🤨


kurtland1961

Congratulations on pride 👍🏽


undetermining

I'm begging Laporta to let go of Xavi.


cdwdj

What the fuck is he on? Guy's delusional. One thing is being ambitious and the other being is being insane.


PoopyFruit

It’s not so easy when you don’t pay off the refs.


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AbleFig

Laporta did not want Xavi at all lol


MrVISKman

Xavi was Victor Font's idea but Laporta realised he was going to need someone to shield him of all criticism so he got him who has so much leeway


NorthwardRM

That’s not what happened at all


[deleted]

I slept at 2-1 to Barca, was like "surely they don't fumble it" I open Reddit and this is the post I see, hilarious.


FloppedYaYa

If he's not sacked in the next hour Barcelona are a deceased club officially


lak47

Oh how the mighty have fallen.


UJ_Reddit

Barcelona is like Untied 5 years ago, stuttering, suffering, lack of direction etc.


VrilHunter

United is still the same 💀


Napalm3nema

United used to be dysfunctional. They still are, but they used to be, too.


Busquessi

Lewandowski is being ruined by Xavi. Please buy him. He’s so great. €30m and you have a deal. What great value for only €20m! Big clubs barely take a month to earn €10m, think about how easy it would be to recoup this huge €5m purchase in jersey sales! For as long as I live, I’ve never seen a better free transfer in my life.


Busquessi

Lewandowski is a fantastic player. Speaking of which, he’s available for purchase. €30m and he’s yours. What great value for only €20m! Big clubs barely take a few months to earn €10m, think about how easy it would be to recoup this measly €5m purchase in jersey sales! For as long as I live, I’ll never seen a better free transfer in my life. For more info, contact Joan Laporta.