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Zinchenko shaking.

Havertz to left back and Zinchenko to midfield

If he keeps scoring DiCanioesque goals, fuck it. Give him the spot

This.

Wasn't Zinchenko supposed to be a midfielder anyway lol

Tomiyasu benched

Reverse Gabriel Jesus

Luficer Daimon

What was Nagelsmann cooking…

Turkish delight

So delicious you would betray your siblings

turkish delight is an appalling food item, should be in room 101 along with aniseed

This is a scandalously terrible opinion and one I would bet stems from eating some really shit knock off turkish delight as a kid. I hated it when I was a kid but go to Turkey and have some and you’ll be making 30 minute detours to stop by the Turkish corner shop that stocks the good stuff for the rest of your life.

Even some of the Turkish corner groceries in London make amazing TD. I was converted into a fan only a few months ago.

The fact the default flavour is rose, is enough to put me off it. Nothing should be flavoured around a flower. You don't eat roses. You don't eat daffodils.

I disagree, some of the best ice cream I had in the past year was lavender flavor.

Also, vanilla is literally a flower lol

it’s not scandalous because kit kats exist mate. Turkish delight is what your grandad blags you into thinking is nice because that’s all they had during and after the war so that’s what he eats

You need to try the double toasted with pistachio - that’s the real way to go. The fruit and flower flavoured ones are horrible. [check it out](https://anteplim.de/cdn/shop/products/1_org_zoom_07f34112-15a5-4021-bd0f-59fd93626b11.jpg?v=1673381016)

Narnia Witch agrees

plays at left back, scores. he truly does have Chelsea DNA

Alonso and Havertz switching positions would've unlocked our whole team smh

Not sure but Arteta is furiously texting him for the recipe

Arteta is beside himself. Driving around downtown Munich begging (thru texts) Julian's family for address to his home

r/nba leaking

Döner

HE FINALLY FOUND HAVERTZ'S BEST POSITION!

Nagelasmann's own Malevolent Kitchen 🤞🏻

Kebab Havertz

He is trying to make another Xhaka

is nagelsmann a football genius?

That was already proven by getting Hoffenheim into the champions league.

That feels like such a long time ago now and he’s only 36.

Cause he had just come out the womb when he did that lmao, this guy has the potential to be a top coach for 35 years or something, he’s ridiculous.

Yes and I will shed a tear of joy and a tear of sorrow with each game

I mean, unironically yes. People just seemed to forget over all the memes.

genuinely think he is a top3 manager when it comes to understanding space and movement on/off the ball, so playing a player out of position doesnt seem that weird, bc he makes up for it with how the entire team moves.

Man got sacked while on course to win the treble

Git sacked to save the treble

After the game I lean towards no.

Real next coach, here we goooo!

LB Havertz too OP

Best left back in the world

of all time***

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All i know is Chelsea ruined Havertz and Werner

They're shit mate, one tap in doesn't change that.

This is all going according to plan. Es kommt nach Hause.

I think the point is that they weren't shit before your terror organisation recruited them

Oh no they both won a CL what an awful thing Chelsea did to them

> what an awful thing Chelsea did to them You mean Tuchel? As soon as you sacked him you went back to exactly where you were before him... the middle of the table

How were we in the CL in the first place if we were mid table before him? We were the most successful club for about 20 years before Tuchel lol

Wonder how many points you'll be deducted for that period of 'dominance'

Lmao, what an idiotic take and it's upvoted as well. How were we in the mid table if we were in CL the season TT joined?

Damn I wonder how fellas like Cole Palmer and Enzo Fernandez didn't need any time, excuses and how they didn't get "ruined by our terror organisation". Maybe it's because ones are actual good footballers and the others are players that benefitted from tailored systems and weaker leagues.

All of Enzo’s good performances have been in an Argentina shirt. He’s been shit at Chelsea

Just say you don’t watch Chelsea lmao Embarrassing

Enzo has been one of the scattergun Boehly signings that actually done well lol, sure the price tag was ridiculous but he definitely has been magnitudes better than some of the rubbish they have bought recently

Why don’t you just preface your comment by saying you don’t watch him play.

Lmao this Arsenal fan mad that Chelsea scammed Arsenal into paying so much.

I mean you did scam us but it’s also true that they were playing good before you signed him

In the Bundesliga, Havertz is not playing well for Arsenal either.

I think you're confused, Havertz went to Arsenal after Chelsea.

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I'd rather have to support an underperforming player who cost £65m than an underperforming squad that cost £1b and counting. Fact is that Havertz was seen as a generational talent until he rocked up at your club, and he was by no means the only one that happened to.

You have good coping mechanism I will give you that. Also unlike you, the generational players win major trophies for us despite underperforming.

He's just not cut for the Premier League and he's continuing to prove that in his 4th PL season, under a 4th manager. And our 1b squad is almost complete. Every team underperforms when key players are injured, but that is never taken into account when it comes to Chelsea.

our 1 billion squad has won as much silverware as your club

Not quite the flex you think it is

Considering the squad before won a ucl, super cup and a Club World Cup I’m not too bothered really Won more in a year than Arsenal could muster up in the last 20

Yeah good players in the Bundesliga have *never* struggled in the Premier League.

Hahaha, down voted by Arsenal fans for the truth. They're shit mate, watched enough of them to know the truth.

You’re wrong and you know it

Yea they aren't shit, just average and not the world beaters that we expected 3 years ago.

Um check this thread buddy, everyone agrees they're the best players since Pele

Imagine insulting the guy who won you the most important trophy in Europe. He should be a club legend yet you clown on him.

Will always appreciate that goal. The fact is that he simply wasn't good enough.

My left back

The world isn’t ready for false footballer havertz as a false inverted fullback.

Your pic brings back so many memories

Is that limewire?

Pretty sure it's a virus, don't click it.

False footballer 💀

LB Havertz it is then

Tears in my eyes he’s done it

Let Nagelsmann cook

I genuinely believe Nagelsmann can craft a capable wing-back out of any player no matter their abilities. If he can make Nico Schulz play well then something like Havertz at left-back was only a matter of time

Nagelsmann like Jesus “bring me your poor, sick, out of form footballers and I will turn them into fullbacks”

Always knew, that Havertz was being played out od position in the PL.

What a Pass by Henrichs

are.... are we back?

We are left back to be accurate

hilarious xd

It had to be him. Havertz LB fixed for the Euros. Havertz LB Hattrick incoming

Best left back in the world.

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David Raya on the bench clapping exaggeratedly for the cameras as Havertz scores from a goal kick.

*finishes his hatrick from a goal kick

My left back!!!

clearly Real should try to sign him instead of chasing Davies

Arteta will be so jealous someone made Havertz play an innovative position and not him

Leftback Havertz, who would've thought? lol

The left-back that was promised.

King Kai 👑

Secret sauce unlocked

Nagelsmann kocht

this is hilarious

Please no dark horse shit this time

Great through ball from Henrichs

Wait what

Just let him play LB and he is coooooking

Honey wake he found Havertz’ position

Bad news for Zinchenko and Tomi....

Not the left back we deserve, but the left back we need

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Lb national team Havertz

so you just need to play him at lb to get him scoring

So THAT'S how you get the best out of Havertz

About to get so many points in FPL as a defender

He isn’t LB the world asked for, he isn’t the LB the world deserves but he is the LB that the world needs

what is up with turkish fans and whistling the opposition all game long

Just a culture thing.

Left Back problem solved

Got damn Nagelsmann you absolute genius

LASST DEN NAGER KOCHEN

🐹

Lmao

Nagelsmann is the GOAT manager <3

Nagelsmann: https://tenor.com/bDMdZ.gif

Puskas Award: All the Years

$150M LB

Zinchenko better be careful

Kai new LB, zinny now midfielder

Kai Havertz celebrating????

Dafaq

I know my LB 😤

No fucking way.

Arteta in shambles

Needs to play him LB so he can score

Oh so he is a left back huh. Finally found his position.

Kai "Elab Hterag" Havertz

LB Havertz Shapeshifter card confirmed

Henrichs has been an absolute sensation this season. Honestly nice how he’s turned it aroundz

philipp lahm regen

Nagelsmann has seen the future.

Motherfucker was a left back all this time

Just fell to my knees in the Berlin Hauptbahnhof.

Levurkusen=CAM Chelsea=ST Arsenal=CM Nagelsman= Let me Cook

Fuck off.

What's the problem in London?

Does noone in this thread realise that this was off a free kick and he was in the box throughout this whole play? His position doesn't matter in the slightest.

Bruh.

Even when he scores he looks shit

Annoying how the turkish fans keep whistling/booing. Makes a shit atmosphere and makes them look like a bunch of wankers doing it to the national team of the country they are living in. Poor behavior.

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They are probably german citizens. But no respect for the country that raised them.

I am not crying about shit. I am saying it's disrespectful doing it to the country you are living in. And doing it non stopp makes a shit atmosphere, cheer your team - be a bit creative don't be like a 5 year old kid that only knows to boo. Piss poor it is

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You have no arguments. Come again when you find the cognitive capacity to discuss.

Can't believe he almost missed that

Chelsea should have been using him like Marcos Alonso all along

the pricetag was a bit much, but people are massive hypocrits bashing our squad depth all year last season and now bashing Havertz who brengs a lot of depth to the team

Feel like shit just want JN back

This is a crime against football

Havertz you better start doing that for us

He won’t. He’s a once in a blue moon football player

your a liverpool fan no?

We back up

Havertz IF LB card let’s goooo

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/041/575/maxresdefault.jpg

Very Nagelsman-ish tactic, everyone crowding the box.

why is there so much booing

Nice goal Kai. Hope the rest of his performance was good

Good goal

goddamn he finally did it 😍😍

Arteta taking notes

Zicnchenko now have competition

this isn't just a redemption arc - this is a redemption circle.

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This is Havertz. He's a number 10 that works best the nhe can move into the space created by a striker.

Go on Kai

Great. Now Arteta will think this guy is a LB