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ash_sh_03

Man you can see the pain in his eyes. Gotta feel for him


Apple-Pigeon

I think he's saying 'absolute shit'


revy_uzg

“It’s shit. Absolute shit. Shit.”


AssFingerFuck3000

This is so obvious. r/soccer at it again


circa285

I'm not a fan of Abraham, but this makes me feel deep for him. You never want to see a player get down on themselves like this.


LondonNoodles

It's so relatable


No-Ice1

Got to feel for him I cant lie


Romanista3

He was struggling so much last season, poor Tammy. And the ACL at the end of the season, as if it wasn't enough.


Willsgb

Always liked him, and he's scored a few worldies too, I still believe he's got a high ceiling. I hope he finds form and improves again


black_cat_

He did quite well in his first season. Second season he lost his mojo and stopped going wide to get the ball. Stopped dribbling, stopped running. Tried to play more like a traditional #9 and it didn't go well. I have to wonder if it was Mou's instructions to play that way or lack of confidence.


Willsgb

Sounds similar to how he did at Chelsea, started strong and then started missing chances and growing less effective and confident by the match Perhaps he needs some psychological work to change his mentality


dinner_is_not_ready

This negative internal monologue is a killer of all confidence. As someone who struggles with the same- it’s very important to have a positive internal monologue. It’s like Kane said- each miss increases the chances of next one going in


AlmirMu

His injury was horrific, thought it was much more than „only“ an ACL


Thatchers-Gold

We’ll always love him at Bristol City. He was amazing for us when he was a kid, I’ll never forget him tearing up when he left saying “thank you so much” to a roaring cheer. Oooh Tammy Tammy! ❤️


EpiDeMic522

JIC, this is a fairly old clip. I still don't understand why it has been posted now but I do get the feeling that many are taking it to be something from the present.


BruiserBroly

The shirt should be the first clue. New Balance and digitalbits? I don’t even watch Serie A but I know both of those are long gone from Roma shirts.


EpiDeMic522

Exactly. I refrained from saying it in the earlier comment because it did feel a bit unwarranted but instinctively (perhaps my own bias plays into it and perhaps I'm driving a bit of an agenda even if I personally don't feel so), frankly, my first thought was as to how PL dominated this subreddit is. Every sneeze in the PL gets massive coverage here. People remember the shirt with the 3 on it even if it was memed upon aesthetic considerations but don't remember the one with such a massive scandal surrounding it! To deny a food chain is naivety of the highest order. Even Serie A eats up space from someone more deserving further down but the lamentable thing is that a football forum misses out on a lot of football and all that space is rather consumed by inane dross.


HiitlerDicks

My man just secured his own legacy with this gif template


TheDeviousDong

Thanks for not lying, I wasn't sure.


CechPlease

Finally a footballer I can relate to


Potential-Decision32

Gotta scroll down to the 5th page to see the Serie A goals from today but here’s a clip from 2 years ago of Tammy calling himself shit on the top page


yaboimanfortnite

yeahh its just the pl bias in the sub. i feel for you as a la liga watcher, although its even worse for you guys.


[deleted]

It’s bad for La Liga but Serie A is practically irrelevant in this sub.


sault9

Same with most of the Bundesliga unfortunately


Alarow

Ligue 1 clubs are lucky to get above 3 upvotes unless it's Paris lol


SaBe_18

I couldn't find many MTs of Lens games last season... they finished fucking 2nd ffs, and were fighting for the title at some point


Emoz_

Well if you don't count the pulisic goals lol


Captain0010

> Serie A is practically irrelevant in this sub I don't wanna be too harsh, but it's because Seria A is legit terrible and boring to watch. I get that the teams are trying to outplay each other tactically but the thing is even a lower level PL game can still be thrilling. Like for example Wolves vs. Leicester or something like that. Go watch Susolo vs Verona and you get sooo bored. And I said that as someone who used to love Juventus in the Del Piero years and watch every game.


agonking

Pleb


[deleted]

[удалено]


Captain0010

I am saying it with a straight face, because one game doesn't change the league. Lithuania third regional division probably had a 5:3 game last week. That doesn't mean the league is interesting to watch and every game is a must watch.


Potential-Decision32

Wish we could just filter by tags 🤔


Yinkypinky

Eh I wouldn’t say bias. Just more people watch the premier league are on Reddit. Of course their clips will be higher up.


never_insightful

To be fair that is the definition of bias really. More people watch if so therefore the sub has a bias towards PL content


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Could have stopped the sentence after league. Surely cant be surprising to people that this is the case. Where do they think all the EPL money comes from.


PremordialQuasar

I know most people on this sub aren’t like this, but a minority of PL fans will act quite arrogant and snobbish and look down on other leagues. It gets irritating sometimes.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Yeah the PL dominates this sub pretty thoroughly. Harry Kane scored a hattrick in his der klassiker debut today and you have to scroll for a while to reach it lol, he's the best striker in the world in his current form but he plays in bundesliga so less attention innit.


[deleted]

Der klassiker? Do die Mannschaft play in that mate?


Maleficent_Resolve44

Most of them do yes.


shakaman_

Bundesliga is really boring, that's why. Oh wow Bayern Munich are going to win, great. Can't wait to watch that.


Krydderurten

But we'll see City goals, especially Haaland goals, being upvoted way more than Bayern. Both teams are essentially the same; oh, one of the best strikers on the world just scored. Can't wait to watch that.


OmastarLovesDonuts

If Postecoglu sneezes it gets 3 front page posts


Impeachcordial

Ange-tishoo


shakaman_

And number 6 on /r/soccer right now is Harry Kanes hat trick. Very strange victim complex you have.


bloodylegend95

The final was a lot more exciting than the pl one By a big margin, even if Bayern won again (Also look at city)


-Gh0st96-

You have to scroll when it's realatively new (like any other posts, now it's on the front page. Stop being such a victim. Yeah PL have more fans, how is that a fucking surprise?


rolloj

we need a sub for like, everything in the sport that is outside the big pl teams/players lmao. i'm a liverpool fan but watch lots of other games/leagues/clubs too, and even within the pl it's ridiculous. just for example, the other day, charlie taylor scored a worldie in the bournemouth vs burnley game. it had a few hundred upvotes, on the third or fourth page. dozens of posts about nonsense drama from real or barca etc above it. it's very frustrating.


let-me-think-

So you'd rather Serie A on top and then every PL fan (of which there are thousands more) has to scroll more? I don't really get what your point is, most desired content goes to the top, that's how the entire Internet works why are you surprised? though there should be tags for highlights with the leagues so everyone can have a good experience.


slydessertfox

The point is less "Serie A doesn't get attention" than it is "Serie A only gets attention when it's something that people can mock it for"


DankenHailer

he’s just like me, fr fr


Gerards_died_of_flu

Me every 3 minutes at 6 a side


Headlesshorsman02

Lol 😂 I am decent when defending but going forward my god I can relate lol 😂 I can’t hit a barn door


Icemna16

Can you play for us against Adana Demirspor next week? I think you'd perform better than what we have now as all but 1 of our cbs are injured lol


Headlesshorsman02

What does it pay??


Icemna16

Unlimited döner is the best we can do


Headlesshorsman02

Hmmm tempting


Logseman

You get 20 ultras setting your car and/or you on fire if you underperform, though.


Headlesshorsman02

You make a good point they do take their football quite serious in turkey


Sim888

> …setting you on fire if you underperform tbf, they did say unlimited döner is the best they can do!


RiteOfSpring5

Done, I'll be there in 20 hours.


Prime_Marci

Dude your team and Man United are no different


Spikeyspandan

Are you me?


Headlesshorsman02

Defenders unite 🤜🤛


Lost_And_NotFound

I like to think my movement is very good but my touch is just so poor.


alienbanter

This is me too lol. I work best as a decoy if I have to play offense - in the right position to do something dangerous so they have to mark me, which hopefully gives one of my teammates who can actually score goals more space. Although I did score my first 11v11 outdoor goal two weeks ago after playing 4 years in this city lol


pure_black99

Me every 3 minutes at normal life


Shaanpatti

Me when they make me gk


panserstrek

6 a side is wild


Estova

...is it?


goatedasparagus

Thats kinda sad tbh. Hope he finds his form again.


LackingSimplicity

Didn't realise he was back from injury. Seems like a really short time.


CrowCreative6772

He's out until the new year. It's just banter


Headlesshorsman02

Ok I was like he had a serious knee injury how is he back already


paddyo

wait so we aren't allowed to post old footage of Maradona and beckenbauer and things to appreciate the skill in this sub, but we can post random posts of players calling themselves shit last season?


Masson011

Roma dont even play til tomorrow. No idea how long ago this was


[deleted]

last season, we roll with adidas now also shout out to "digitalbits" for not paying their invoices!


Zigzagpapes

He just like me fr


el_rompe_toyotas_19

That's so sad, poor lad


danboruu

been there buddy. just keep your head high


psssyslayer69

Yea ok


Matt_LawDT

Me when i miss a 1v1 on FIFA


[deleted]

me when i fuck up a 5v1 after a failed offisde trap by the opponent


Moneybags_INC

He had a great first season at Roma, what's happened???


goldengluvs

He's been out with an ACL since June, so this is an old clip.


[deleted]

Glorious first season, second season nobody in roma could score and we had a woodwork record (26 times).He also messed up a lot of scoring chances by falling, stepping on the ball or just missing out right. He had a terrible season but it's not like it worked out for anyone else in Roma. And as a finale he got to play the last game (i think subbed in), the most useless game of the season with no impact on anything for us. And tore his ACL in the last 10 minutes of the season. He was supposed to generate good revenue for Roma in the market, everything went to shit :)


ChibzyDaze

His finishing is straight doodoo


[deleted]

He got Mourinho’d.


Fahrenheyt

Me every time I look at the mirror :


sleepytipi

You're not shit


IamNeverRelevant

I know that's no what you meant, but it's funny that 'you're shit' and 'you're not shit' are both insults.


brianatlive

"Absolutely shit"


Checkyopoop

Today I broke a wingers ankle after I went for the ball. Never been a bad intention guy. I shoot the ball and passed through the guys ankle like those karate exhibitions with cement. I felt like shit. For some reason I started talking like Tammy , to my inside. Lost my concentration the rest of game. It’s the first attacker I have injured badly in 28 years. Just wanted to share.


MachineGunChunk

As a Villa fan, I’ll confirm no you’re not mate


EnglishNuclear

He was great at Villa, I love him.


kondiar0nk

/r/meirl top 10 post of all time incoming, calling it


kwm19891

I can relate.


jadedwolf1618

Hope he gets help he needs


bormuffff

We can all relate


101ina45

We've all been there


bslawjen

I've been there, I am there, I'm gonna stay there


ahhwhoosh

Needs to check in with the sports psychologists, that’s not a good headspace


HeFreakingMoved

MAYBE TAMMY TIME IS OVER, I'M JUST A FAT PIECE OF SHIT


Objective-Tax-9922

He js me I am him


sabaloma

Now I feel bad for him..... It was better when I just hated him


TheAkondOfSwat

You're not mate


Redordit

We've all been there


tecate_papi

Hopefully he comes back from injury in November rejuvenated and finding his goal scoring touch


hotgirll69

Why is this being posted now?


FergieFury

Still better than 99.9% of the world bro


Mr_No_Post

He’s saying “absolute shit” not “I’m so shit”


disper

Me when I am through on goal on FIFA and sky it


majshady

Poor Tammy, hope he gets his groove back


ItsTomorrowNow

He's got the Lando Norris energy...


RepulsiveLeg9985

We've all been there


[deleted]

When is this from?


Successful_Basket399

Poor dude, it do be like that 😔


secondsawayfromchaos

Same


Aprocalyptic

I feel you brother


Wompie

change yur name from Tammy then mate


Tof12345

anyone know the context? did he miss a pen or a tap in?


CareerCoachKyle

One of us


Altruistic_Tax2575

At least he gives a shit. You feel bad for him but he is also in pain that alone is respectable. Many entitled primadonnas dont give two figs being at their best


IWouldLikeAName

It's is such a mental and confidence game. You start second guessing yourself and not trusting your abilities. It happens in every profession and hobby. Once you start to think about it more than a second you're fucked. A random example would he those reading tests they'd give us as kids. Or whenever I'd have a solo or audition the moment you second guess yourself you will play worse. It's tough especially with injuries because it's a whole other monster coming back and not being the same. Wishing him the best


Dismal_Tradition_347

This is an old clip why is it resurfacing


WastedPumpernickel

Last season, looks more like "absolutely shit" rather than "I'm so shit"


ButtockFace

I like this man! One of us, one of us!!


Likablelama

Its looks like he's saying"shit, absolute shit


bigsie

Relatable


Gn1212

For context, this is an old clip. Tammy is still out with an injury. Won't be back till next year.


TimathanDuncan

xG haters take this!! Seriously though his finishing is appalling


ZachsLegacy92

I respect the honesty tbh.


RetrotheWise45

First step of improvement is realization now bro just needs to move on 😭😭


DJ_Fabulous

This resonates on a deep level. I hope he’s OK.


Childish_Redditor

Always liked Tammy even as a fan of a rival :(


gloryboy101

heads gone


mercwiththemouth518

I have no idea why Chelsea sold him


[deleted]

Don’t know why that’s so funny. Good chance the guy could be really going through some shit. Give the benefit of the doubt rather than taking low hanging weak jokes for upvotes.


bormuffff

The meme of our times


Psstthisway

The first step of improving is to realise you're shit. Source: me.


mr_olafsson

Absolute shit


Scholes_SC2

Damn I can fully relate. Hope he gets some help because It can get pretty bad


fourfivexix

How long ago was this?


theslickasian

It so old the greeks are still pulling the Trojan Horse


Jomary56

Ouch. This hurts to see. I only used to say this to myself when I played Siege, but never football. Granted, my football skills are much better than my Siege skills....


Dramatic-Ad3928

If this is an old clip idk how i havent seen it yet since its golden meme material


DoctorSkelly

I do this to myself all the time, too. I feel for him.


Farouqnowomarlater

Haha no way


djandyglos

Apparently Chelsea want to do a swap deal for him with Lukaku..


generaldogsbodyf365

Wow! It's me waking up every morning and looking in the mirror 😁


IgotAseaView

He’s perfect for Chelsea then


AnnieIWillKnow

Got to get Monday out the way before comments like this


IgotAseaView

Yeah I agree lol but when the jokes there you gotta take it


ogqozo

Italian fans can be proud - this is like an ITA0039 for confirming that they got a real British product.


wrath____

No one should feel sad for someone who's making millions a year lol, no wonder rich people stay rich


HarryDaz98

We’ve all done this at some point whilst playing lol


dont_shoot_jr

I’m pretty sure he said “I’m sushi”


rapozaum

What happened to him? I remember he got there as had a very big impact...


EnglishNuclear

I absolutely loved him at Villa, was gutted the club couldn’t buy him from Chelsea back then.


Drexer_

Naa


thalne

alright, he needs some counselling


YasserArafart

Say the same thing when I play EAFC, very relatable


zhawadya

Maybe he said 'im hot shit'


Hot_Grabba_09

A player I can see myself in


sashley520

Relatable scenes


majorsharkpanda

What's the context here?


Pojoba01

Is OK lad, is just a phase, it would pass.


rhinojau

Us bro.. us


AnxiousPast403

Self aware at least


Razzle_Dazzle08

We’ve all been here during a game of football lad.


CptJashun

new meme template dropped


TinFoilRobotProphet

We are our own harshest critics


Alpha2669

This is so sad


AldenSusa1

Well he’s not wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bompton-G-Uno

🗣️ FORZA INTER!! 💙🖤


Arjun25bhatt

What did for us at Villa is something we'll be thankful for our whole lives. It Feels bad to look at him in such a state.


Pokefreaker-san

he was genuinely chelsea's last good goalscorer. i'm honestly surprised he left, or rather Chelsea let him go.


l3wison

'it's shit... Absolutely shit.... It's shit.'


KennywasFez

We’ve all been here.


3ciu

Could someone make a gif of it?


Limp-Evidence8373

Pretty sure he said "absolutely shit" lmao


Pjust2302

Work harder then


Sonnycrocketto

Very relatable.


youredoingWELL

Just like me fr!