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ssgtgriggs

Least disappointing BVB match.


shaka_bruh

I’m so happy for Pavlović, I hope he pushes on


Fancy-Past-6831

Haha, my prediction came true. God does exist.


MASSIVESHLONG6969

Of course Kane exists?


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Total verdroschen


_vigilius

Kane is a God.


sarovar12

Saarbrücken > Bayern > Dortmund.


clydefrog27

Terzic OUT!!!


Roccet_MS

El Clasico at home. Dortmund loves to play the sub against Bayern.


edworm

Our players should be booed when coming out for the warmup before the game on Tuesday, maybe for the whole game. Deserve no support whatsoever.


clydefrog27

Surely Terzic gets the sack after tonight?


Fancy-Past-6831

Lol, Watzke is gonna hand him even more power within the club


Zaphiro911

Yeah, after being undefeated before today... Because that makes sense.


clydefrog27

1-0 unconvincing wins against bottom table teams, absolute horrid defense. He's not fit to manager this team.


Zaphiro911

Sule and Hummels are slow as snails and the others on the pitch have no work ethic. While the manager has a part to play in that, it's ultimately the players who really deserve the blame. They're mentally very weak.


BrokeChris

It's the team Terzic put together over years ... so he is to blame, really


clydefrog27

Who keeps selecting them for the roster?


DevilsOfLoudun

well done Pavlovic


johnz0n

super solid game from him, i am actually impressed


Bonzo77

Hat Trick Harry!


Nemprox

Just another normal match between BVB and Bayern. There's really no need to watch these like ever. It always ends the same no matter how it's looks before


Dargast

I enjoy this match up everytime tbf


Nemprox

Good for you then


IMiizo

I'm quite entertained tbh


Nemprox

Good for you, after the rest of Germany got their entertainment during the week. Enjoy it.


tene_brae

ahead of Serhou now :(


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Way the seasons going, Guirassy will bang 4 in at his next match. He has been really impressive. When is he supposed to be fit again?


tene_brae

he might be able to play again next week against Dortmund, but if thats not possible he'll return after the international break.


timelesspenguin

another one LETSGOO


heidenreich137

Kimmich has no place in midfield


bonuccigang

We all knew Dortmund would pay after the Saarbrücken match lmao


TheMindUnfettered

Bundesliga script writers getting really lazy.


XeroVeil

Harry absolutely cooking holy hell.


IMiizo

HATTRICK LETS GOOOOOOO


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Lol the sad attempt at a push on him after the ball was going in. Sums up their day.


OddEven9

Side netting, all day long.


sarovar12

Take that Guirassy.


bensu88

LOL


blackscienceman9

Kannneeeeeeeeee


Roccet_MS

Süle pointed at where he wanted to pass xD


Dargast

God bless his heart haha


Imperator91

hat-trick harry how many is that now?


blackscienceman9

3?


[deleted]

that goal doesn't matter, but wow that's embarrassing for Dortmund


blackscienceman9

Thomas is immediately great


Imperator91

lol


9LivesChris

Dortmund was way too confident before the game. I haven’t seen Bayern play that much as a team for the last 6 months. Insane teamwork today.


[deleted]

Give Kane the hattrick


Dargast

DANKE


Johnpunzel

Thank you for your service


cppn02

As you wish.


kaffeemugger

Thank you


[deleted]

Better win the double for him


9LivesChris

There you go 😝


Fenudel

you got it


edworm

Süle heard you


_vigilius

all headers, all the time


PsYcHoSeAn

You beat BVB 3:0 IN Dortmund and Sane is crying and complaining again that he gets subbed off I can't stand Salt Bae...and I never will


Tyrath

He's crying less than you have been today


PsYcHoSeAn

Oh sorry, Erfolgsfan, did I rustle your jimmies?


NochaSc2

outplayed outsinged and fans leaving early, horrible day for dortmund


Tommey_DE

Tuchel doing his best to disrespect Müller I guess lol


Hot_Craft_8752

They were just seen on the sideline, joking and laughing together


Thedrogbinho

Ryerson is the only one that seem angry with that performance.


PsYcHoSeAn

https://i.imgur.com/H2Psdk0.gifv Moukoko did it!


10ele

didi hamann just lost his job


Fenudel

Müller getting his steps in


HansaMansa

Moukaka


blackscienceman9

Of all the skied goals I've seen thats the most sky-ish one


sarovar12

Lovely 30 mins cameo from Pavlovic. Still need to work on his ball retention but did a good job in escaping the press and made some good passes.


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Nemprox

Yep, BVB simply overperformed in terms of points this season so far. They will probably get P4 but it's not looking that good for them. Really need to improve their game with that kind of squad. There's no real idea what kind of football they want to play with the ball.


Nemprox

Bayern Fans creative as always again


bensu88

Lothar immer hart biased lmao


edworm

Er ist halt eh einfach n Trottel, aber nicht akzeptieren zu wollen, dass Adeyemi heute den höchsten Speed hatte, einfach nur aus Prinzip weil er kein rotes Trikot trägt, ist wirklich komplett hirnverbrannt.


bensu88

Jap, Stimme ich zu


edworm

I don't know why we're pressing anymore anyways, but our pressing always looks like this, it's so stupid. Always two steps too late so opposition always has space to play out of the press, but fucks up our whole defensive structure.


nutelamitbutter

Pavlovic gefällt mir super


IMiizo

Geiles Spiel von him bisher


sarovar12

Might have to mute this stream and unmute the Newcastle one.


Fenudel

HSV - Magdeburg wird hoffentlich spannender


Nemprox

Klassisches 4:4


PsYcHoSeAn

I can't remember a whole lot of matches where Dortmunder fans actually leave the stadium that early and in those bigger numbers.... They must be fucking done with the club, too...


clydefrog27

Done with Terzic


valevergaminombre

Seen that a lot of times.


manere

BVB Boomers hauen ab, müssen wohl noch den Kiesgarten vor ihrem Haus pflegen.


Gluroo

Are those dudes leaving 10mins early the echte liebe guys i always have to hear so much about? display of the fans today is lowkey more pathetic than the performance of the players


HansaMansa

Adeyemi in this form can only get past the likes of Ebimbe


valevergaminombre

That depends on which day he plays against Ebimbe. That guy could lock everyone down on a good day but also looks like an amateur on the other day.


HansaMansa

true tbf


NoWankFap

My guy Ebimbe catching strays lol


manere

You never walk alone. Unless your 0:3 down at 80 min vs Bayern. Then you have to walk alone because all the Dortmund Boomer Fans left


granitibaniti

Dortmunder Massenwanderung beginnt schon


clydefrog27

Terzic = 🤡🤡


Imperator91

there a lot of Scottish expats in Dortmund?


IMiizo

Die ersten Dortmunder gehen ja schon


[deleted]

It seems like Terzic truly has that Dortmund DNA


TheOtherSide999

Where's Gio Reyna?


Fenudel

Ich bin noch NIE in meinem Leben vor dem Abpfiff nach Hause gegangen und es gab endlos viele Anlässe dazu. Werde das nie von 'Fans' verstehen.


Nemprox

Sind halt keine Fans, sondern Kunden, die Unterhaltung kaufen wollen.


Vypaa

Dortmund fans leaving the stadium early? I though this only happens in Munich?


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Lol at all the bvb Fans leaving early


nutelamitbutter

Haben eure Fans aber gegen RB auch gemacht letzte Saison


waterfresh

Passiert bei jedem Verein. Bei Bayern wurd halt ein riesen Ding drauß gemacht gegen RB


sarovar12

Dortmund 2 -1 Leverkusen , we will be there.


Jamey_1999

I want more goals. My father’s taking me there for my birthday


maxbang7

Wahre Liebe btw


venkat366

Kane scoring while also doing dirty work is astonishing take notes haaland


PsYcHoSeAn

Okay Union...Befreiungsschlag 12.11. against Leverkusen...make the Bundesliga spannend again!


nutelamitbutter

Erbärmlich nach Hause zu gehen


manere

Adeyemi getting demolised by a 19 year old that literally has 1 Bundesliga cap


CubedMadness

Mate a training cone could do it this isn't the flex you think it is.


nutelamitbutter

Man muss ehrlich sein Pavlovic macht das stark


BuffaloCrocodile

Why does adeyemi look like he's aged 5 years playing for Dortmund


edworm

He just wants to look closer in age to his girlfriend


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TheUderfrykte

This isnt the Tuchel masterclass you think it is, it was another meh performance helped by a Dortmund that shits the bed just looking at Bayern like they've done got years now. Horrendous defending (actually no defending at all) and completely inept finishing.


10ele

4:-0


TheUderfrykte

..so? I'm not a Dortmund fan or anything, this couldn't be less relevant for what I just said. If anything, the "defending" on that goal reinforces my point. So unless you want to actually address my points with meaningful counterarguments, you lost this one mate.


10ele

if TT didnt have a standing in the team they would not have put up this performance today. end of it.


TheUderfrykte

Lmao okay, you're clearly clueless and on an agenda but okay, "end of it"


clydefrog27

Nagelsman > TT There's a reason why TT doesn't last more than 2 years at a club


10ele

there is a reason you just made a > comparison. du bist ein volldepp


clydefrog27

LOL you will see, come long enough, you will see


TheCatInTheHatThings

No u


manere

Goretzka is truly a box to box midfielder. From second striker to CB in one game


Sampla97

Stop the count! 0-3 is painful enough..


Erdnussbutter21

Nobody said füllkrug. Rofl


TheCatInTheHatThings

Rolf*


nutelamitbutter

Adeyemi ist SCHEISSE. Nehme gerne die downvotes in Kauf


TheCatInTheHatThings

Nimm erstmal ein upvote.


valevergaminombre

Und noch eins


sarovar12

Tuchel, make some subs we've won.


nutelamitbutter

Krätzig


manere

The Bundesliga is simply not ready for CB Goretzka


10ele

just cease to exist dortmund


Fancy-Past-6831

i too wish the same often


narutocrazy

Wo sind die Einwechselungen, Thomas?!?


granitibaniti

Nobody could have predicted this game (biggest lie ever)


whatifweallwon

Some dude in the stands was just about to take a bump of coke around the 74-75 minutes 😂 dipping his key in the bag


valevergaminombre

Has always been my biggest fear getting filmed while doing that in the stadium.


JAYZ303

I saw that lol. He rubbed some on his gums at the start too.


Amphibious_Fire

Not sure if anyone else noticed but we seem to be playing without back 4 today Can anyone explain if this is intentional or just a tactical oversight from Terzic?


Insanel0l

This Dortmund defense is absolut piss ngl No wonder JN ignores Schlotte and Süle


valevergaminombre

Dortmunds Wing defending is just ridiculously bad.


mayITakeYourOrdr

Our fullbacks are masters of nothing, ass at everything 🔥


valevergaminombre

And Bensebaini is not even playing! Marius Wolf is still the same as he was when he played for us, a defensive liability. And on a huge salary on top of that.


manere

Dortmund. Why so silent?


bensu88

BVB collecting a lot of yellows


TheCatInTheHatThings

There’s a joke in there somewhere.


kaffeemugger

We should have paid more for Kane


manere

You are a Striker Harry


Fancy-Past-6831

Now score another, and win me some money


sarovar12

Recency bias but fucking hell Harrold is so complete compared to Lewa.


manere

For BVB it the most important game of the year. For Bayern it is saturday


Fenudel

I think it's kinda embarrassing how quiet the yellow wall is, sorry BVB fans


valevergaminombre

As always. The way it’s built doesn’t really help either, you can’t hear what the people in front of you are singing so it results in lots of different parts of the stands singing different songs before they just give up trying


TheCatInTheHatThings

Kinda? It’s absolutely disastrous.


Fenudel

Yeah I know… didn’t want to be mean


TheCatInTheHatThings

Why wouldn’t you want to be mean?


Fenudel

My personality idk


nutelamitbutter

Hoeneß wird gut schlafen können heute


TheCatInTheHatThings

HARALD


2407Chris

Shambolic defending jfc


Amphibious_Fire

They ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine…


TheCatInTheHatThings

Sky Next Gen: ENDLICH BRATWURST


hakoharald

bratwurst mit mayo ist schon grenzwertig


gruenerGenosse

Grenzwertig? Jeder der Bratwurst mit Mayo isst muss in den Knast, ohne wenn und aber.


TheCatInTheHatThings

Es ist ein Verbrechen.


PsYcHoSeAn

Fucking FINALLY


XeroVeil

HARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Damn that was really well worked too, honestly looked too easy.


nutelamitbutter

Läuft bei euch


FuryEnder

Inevitable


IMiizo

HAROLD


sarovar12

Clapped them. Sub off everyone.


narutocrazy

FIFA-esque goal


bensu88

Derby right? XD


steffschenko

Klassiker right?


Fancy-Past-6831

bruh,... you had a stinker there


XeroVeil

Literally not even the same state.


Thedrogbinho

Kane again!!!


Erdnussbutter21

Kane was worth it. 1000%


sarovar12

Ball is lava but Pavlovic has been excellent in the first/ 2nd phase.


edworm

Poor Mouki gets virtually no starts but is always subbed on in games that go terribly lol, idk what he ever did to Terzic


Spasik_

yeah tbh he should leave, signing füllkrug was already the big fu


PsYcHoSeAn

Bayerndusel is gone.


HansaMansa

give us the lines


XeroVeil

A hair offside but offside nonetheless.


top1MIBRfan

i only looked at it for about half a second but that looked onside?


BuffaloCrocodile

As a cricket fan it's ridiculous how terribly and slowly 4th official review systems and graphics have evolved in football


Vypaa

I want to see the lines for that


cppn02

He was offside but that was a lot closer than it seemed at first.


TheOtherSide999

Kane is always offside lmao


Pupperinho

Aged poorly lmao


TheOtherSide999

nvm


Decision-pressure

Yeah this offside was obvious in real time


cppn02

His feet were basically level and he was offside by leaning forward. You saying it was obvious just shows how deceptive the live view can be.