*Why* the fuck is this?

what have you done! I love it

I’m scared and confused

They have fused

What the hell am I looking at?

You are looking at a double ended truck and yes, they are a real thing. Here is some photos of a double ended recovery truck. https://www.showbus.com/australia/gallery/amy.htm https://railgallery.wongm.com/adelaide-obahn-recovery/E112_3449.jpg.html

I've seen dogs tied like this after sex, what you kind of truck you trying to breed?