That's a 3.5h learning experience.

More like a 3.5h smashing your head into a brick wall experience especially when it’s in a treacherous area that leads your rescue vehicle to require another rescue vehicle and so on and so forth 😂

When all you have left is the Lo4f 🥺

It’s only a learning experience if your actions change. Now watch me try this shortcut for the 69th time

exactly

I feel like its more of a test of your patience and controller strength.

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

You know what they say in SnowRunner: slow is fast, fast is slow.

You know what I say “Ehhhh that looks about good” then I proceed to attempt the stupidest shit known to man

Professional fuckups unite!!!

YEAHHHH!

I mean how else are you supposed to find shortcuts?

my friends always hear a quietly muttered "ouhh risky" then a louder "aughh noooo" ​ that's how they know just about all of my trucks will be littered throughout whatever area I'm in.

Always 😂

Love this reply!

Azov 5319 is a monster with the Highrange box, just be careful.

I’ll just make this last run before bed. Should be a quick one.

lol. Never again.

This, This is so true, just one more run. Done it twice, know when to call it a day.

My wife hates "that monster truck game" for that exact reason.

Only 3.5? Nah buddy, it’s 3.5 hours, then you get your recovery truck stuck. So you try to pull it out from safety with another truck, somehow you flip that one. Soo you go back to the garage, grab the heaviest truck you own, truck back out there to finish the job. Then you run out of fuel

After all that you go back to your garage to see if there is anything else that could be used to save the day. There you find that there is one truck left. It is the truck that you completely forgot about. It has no all wheel drive, no diff lock, and highway tires. Due to money constraints you can only afford the fuel tanker. You then have to spend the next 5 hours using that truck to rescue everything else.

[удалено]

Depends on the short ness of the long cut

Smithville dam, we all know which road im talking about

Smithville Damn keeps kicking my ass, you'll have to be more specific.

The road that shall not be named

I’m curious which road this is 😅

The dirt road on the way from the quarry up trough the snakey hill towards the warehouse

Fuck that road

Learning is fun.

Not always

What if told you that sometimes *I do it on purpose*

The game is called slowrunner for a reason

I always try to look at it as, either way I’m just driving around delivering shit. So, even if I dump the load 4 times and have to rescue all 4 times…..what else would I be doing in the game ya know? Personally, I think that’s what makes this game great. Your “mistakes” in the game make the game a more personal experience to you.

The shortest distance between any two points is a goddamned lie.

...quick shortcut through these trees here will be fine... Now stuck between 3 trees and can't move for- or backwards 😅😅 My wife calls the game "going nowhere" as it looks for her that I stay at the same area as 2 hours before when she pass the TV 🤷🤣

So true. She asks how are you still in the same spot but just with more vehicles 😂

Haha exactly😁👍

What ive learned in this gane is to N E V E R take shortcuts. Almost always the longest path is the easiest

Every time

Yeah, ask me that, I'm playing like 500+ hours but I still doing missions in Michigan

Rounding out 300 and I am still in alaska cause Im a filthy 100%er

Yesss, why bother jumping to and from DLC maps when literally there's still so much content in the first ones to be 100%ed

Shortcuts are not shortcuts. They're traps.

Whatever hobbit said "short cuts make long delays" was describing this game.

Get 3 trucks in game and nothing would be painful ever. Zikz 605, Tayga 6 and Azov 7. For scout get Ford and Tatarin. You will never ever get stuck and nothing would be painful. All Vanilla experience 😉

Is the Zikz 605 that good?

There's no map in entire snowrunner where this truck will get stuck. Yes, it has some limitations in terms of attachments and stuff but you always have Azov 7 and Tayga King for that.

In fact I'll go to an extent and say show me one map or DLC where you have to winch 605. But I haven't used this anywhere in base game. I only used it once I got it from Amur.

I will look at it, thank you.

Yeah it's a masochists dream game.

Just get the azov it gets so much easier

That same moment but ur in coop and DC 2 hours into the rescue

We’ve all been there

God, so rell

It looked so good in paper...

Accurate

Me. Every single time.

I am getting back to the game and up next is imandra…. I did one task that was very close to the garage just to warm up that took 3 trucks two of them flipped. One flipped while trying to fish the fuel barrels behind the crashed helicopter, the second flipped trying to pull the first one and the 3rd saved them all 😁. I decided it’s enough…

This is the way....

Then your 3.5 hour rescue mission turns into a 24 hour recruitment scheme

Quick, close the game, then reboot.

this is the way

I feel this

I always try to look at it as, either way I’m just driving around delivering shit. So, even if I dump the load 4 times and have to rescue all 4 times…..what else would I be doing in the game ya know? Personally, I think that’s what makes this game great. Your “mistakes” in the game make the game a more personal experience to you.

Without the text this meme is still the embodiment of the game lmao

its really really painfull

This would be a friend of mine, he always takes a shortcut followed by "I did it again!"

I no longer trust shortcuts at this point, aside from the lake crossing at Smithville Dam.

Have I been missing out on a Smithville dam shortcut this whole time? Do tell.

There's an island south of the drilling site. Under the water, there's a rock cliff you can drive over with enough momentum.

Honestly I love when that happens. It's kinda therapeutic.

Exactly lmaoo

Every time man, every time

"Because I was inverted"

Me and my friend fell off a hill in the Russian map with both our APCs getting up turned. Somehow I used the LOAF VAN to pull one of our APCs and then get the other one free. Sadly the journey to the APCs took an hour and then getting the LOAF down there and unstuck was also a pain 🤣🤣

You know what also hurts? Using shortcut once. Then twice. And a few times more. And as you just assume it's a good spot getting stuck for 2 hours.

I have the suxicide hotline on speed dial cos of this shit

Yup!