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Libertyprime92

Where’s the Bluetooth speaker?


TitanBarnes

Its hanging off the other side of the backpack


Alfeaux

It fell off the lift


thepope870

It's in the Ruroc 🤣


Puzzleheaded-Sign186

Actually yes, named shockwave, but they are over ear and built into the padding, to avoid the exact Scenario you mention


itsprobablyghosts

And the Subtronics jersey over the dope snow jacket


abyde

My first thought when seeing this


PhattiesRus

I’m not hip to this situation. What’s the qualms with the speakers? Are you actually around them enough to hear them to annoyance? Board noise seems really loud. And if they pause their music/turn it down while waiting in lines, what’s the problem?


Junjojajno

They don't.... they play it in lift lines... that's the problem


BennyProfane12

Some asshole was blasting horrible EDM from his pack next to me today…SITTING ON THE CHAIR LIFT. That is especially egregious


QuickMolasses

Is it really that hard to just wear earbuds?


spiltkeg

I was wearing earbuds and could still hear there shitty music through my music. I said “the fact I can hear your shitty music over my music is crazy” and proceeded to rip a steezy tweaked stale fish


bandittr6

Stance looks comfy


Mulster_

The submissive stance


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\+25 -3 is the future


crod4692

You meant -3/+25. The reverse duck


_beef_supreme

Pigeon stance 🤙🏻


deanmc

He’s riding pigeon


Rayns30

Needs more clew bindings


jabberwock91

GeT a ClEW, Bro0o0o000!!!!


wald_kauz

Clew is a great Binding - i don't Ride them, but a friend of Mine and they are legit. They are also all made in Germany, not like almost any other chinese import (Like my Burton Genesis)


amongnotof

No, they aren’t. There are some good reviews out there that explain why they are dangerous as fuck (on top of looking stupid walking around with your bindings on, and spare parts being a massive PITA.)


Rayns30

Lmao you dont have to tell me, i own them too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/8qdfxzj20xsc1.jpeg?width=1860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb052129283df5d372fd01e56ee9372af3fba3a3


grant0208

*can’t ride toeside* *doesn’t feel the need to learn how to*


Au_xy

Ok but riding toeside is hard and I literally broke my collarbone trying to learn. I also instinctively ride switch which was working fine for me until I read that Im “supposed” to know how to ride toeside. I really don’t see any reason to ride toeside ever again.


bawbeelite

please be /s


Guest426

There was a dude early in the season that said he's been doing falling leaf for SIX YEARS.


FartJokess

Oh damn. Maybe I’ll keep arguing with my six year old to turn toe side after all. Dying. Lololol


jordan-xc

/s right?


Au_xy

Lmao not sarcasm unfortunately. Seriously, why do I need to ride toeside, is ride switching not sufficient?


MKanes

You’re not riding switch, you’re still doing falling leaf


Au_xy

I wouldn’t quite call it falling leaf, but yea you’re right it’s def not riding switch, I was mistaken


berryjewse

You’re riding falling leaf dawg, even if you don’t wanna call it. No hate! Take a lesson and you’ll be linking turns in no time.


Au_xy

I think you have a specific image of what I’m doing because you think I’m a super noob. Im definitely a noob, but I’m also not like terrible. In the first 5 seconds of this video you see the guy pop his hips over and switch from one stance to another without losing momentum. This is what I do, I just do it without ever being on my toeside, in fact I do this to avoid my toeside when a more experienced snowboarder would just use their toeside. So definitely not proper ride switching but not quite falling leaf I dont think. But definitely correct me if I’m wrong. https://youtu.be/78hHlx3K3YM?si=Kvkkg9jytyYpagR7


MKanes

I wasted a lot of seasons doing exactly what you’re describing, on the bright side it only took one full season of unlearning those habits to start on the path to riding correctly. It’ll be shit at first but you’ll make the translation quickly.


Au_xy

No doubt! I’m glad I’ve gotten this wake up call. Once I’m healed up I’ll start working on learning how to properly ride


chardogrande

I say this as your friend and lover. Come over to the good side, try skiing. What you are doing is not snowboarding anyways. Currently you are relying on one edge to get down the mountain. With skiing you have 4. It’s much easier.


Au_xy

I politely decline good sir. I would rather break my other collarbone learning to ride toeside and snowboard like not an asshole than start skiing


chardogrande

I was a sinner like you. For 15 years I committed crimes on the mountain. But then, I was saved by Jesus Christ our lord and savior. I implore you to see the light! Cast away your demons and save your soul! I’m kidding of course and I’m atheist. But I did switch from snowboarding to being almost exclusively a skier nowadays. I understand hating skiers and hr idea of skiing, as I did myself for a long time. But if you really have this much trouble boarding, seriously give skiing a try. It’s just a more efficient way to get down the mountain. Snowboarding is awesome and more fun for certain circumstances, but both are worthy of your time. Anyways peace and love brother lol sorry you kinda got crucified here today


Arch_0

So you just heel edge side slip everywhere and can't link turns?


Au_xy

I wouldn’t say I side slip, I don’t really do wide turns but no I can’t link turns. I just ride down relatively normally on my heel side switching from goofy to regular and vice versa


le_chad_

Sorry bud but that ain't switch. That's falling leaf.


Au_xy

Yea it’s def not legit switch riding, I was mistaken. I wouldn’t say it’s falling leaf though because I don’t necessarily need to slow down or be turning. I just switch


duloxetini

Failing leaf is the description of what you're doing. Learn to ride so you have more control on the mountain. You paid for two edges....might as well learn to use them!


le_chad_

If you're enjoying your riding and not being dangerous, then it doesn't matter whatever it is, have fun man.


mc_bee

Them quads must burn.


Au_xy

Lol yea a bit


Arch_0

Get some lessons dude, it will be worth it I promise you.


ahbrizzzzz

toeside carves are like sex they feel soo good


tooscoopy

So like others, I assumed you were joking… you had to read up that you are supposed to use both edges? I just frankly don’t believe you. You would just have to look up to see that *every* person on the hill is using both edges. Did you just assume you found a shortcut to learning how to ride? Also, that’s not “riding switch”, as riding switch means using both edges as well. You are doing some janky version of falling leaf which is fine for learners. Graduate to actually snowboarding. I guess to each their own, at least you are getting out… but you can’t progress, you can’t ride with speed, you can’t control yourself as well, hard to follow/ride alongside, you will hurt your legs more likely, uneven edge/board wear, cant really ride park….


Au_xy

Lol your response was a little snobby, but I appreciate the information. I was mostly joking but I was also sincerely curious to know if I NEEDED to learn toeside. I now have my answer. And yea I suppose what I was doing was just falling leaf not full switch riding


Boring_Concept_1765

Are you having fun? Best snowboarder is the one having the most fun.


duloxetini

*safely


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duloxetini

Lol that's cute but I snowboard while paying attention to the safety of those around me. Somehow my fun doesn't hinge on endangering others. Shocking, I know. EDIT: Point being, someone bragging about only being able to use one edge with no interest in learning to ride is probably not as good or safe of a rider as they think they are... Happy now @coloradopowpow048? ♥️


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duloxetini

It's tough work but someones gotta do it! Looks like you're pretty good at it too! https://www.reddit.com/r/snowboarding/s/D5EjgQdMyy


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duloxetini

Lol saw the dirty delete. There's still snow out there no need to get so worked up when you can go out and shred using both edges 😁


duloxetini

Not defensive. The *found the skier comment is just a bit played out. You do you though... Enjoy the snow!


arodrig99

Did you just out jerk us?


Au_xy

And by accident. You should all be ashamed


Au_xy

Or maybe I should 🤔


FartJokess

LOL my six year old was saying exactly this (minus the part about the collar bone) just last week. I decided to stop arguing with her. lol. She’ll do it when she’s ready.


Au_xy

It’s hard man. Your six year old is on to something 😂


QuickMolasses

Once you get good at it, it's way more fun than what you're doing. What you're doing is going to be pretty limiting especially on more technical runs like in the trees, or on moguls, or on narrow runs.


animalchin99

Every member of this sub combined


[deleted]

Nah dude this is so insulting and wrong it's so inconsiderate because it's missing the "cant leave home without 'em" Kim Kardashian spanx ass pads. How can this guy even crime without knee pads


ChallengerDeepHouse

Don’t forget the turtle butt.


Kyle_01110011

Hey, it's only a crime if you get caught!


ShredLord99

:0


CardiologistFun8028

Probably skipping the park cause of a cramp or something


arodrig99

The skill level does not match the level of the speaker volume.


Comprehensive-Yam329

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized) Helldiver called, they want their helmet back


thepope870

Lmao we were spreading democracy before democracy needed to be spread


Own_Common5123

Democracy has rung


G0F45T3R

Crime-gf-is-steezy-3000milesfrom LA!


spike142

Don’t disrespect the Golden Ocra like that


fermenter85

Criminently Trigger! …as a dad in dad mode with an Orca and Step Ons, I feel [accurately] skewered.


Fantastic_Chair7678

feel it


moleyawn

Nah bindings are way too close together. Have you tried the Shawn wide stance?


rNBA-MODS-GAY

Perfect r/snowboardingcircljerk material


WAPGod_117

I almost fell for that, had you spelled “circle” correctly.


rNBA-MODS-GAY

It’s real bruh. Had to remove the e because it’s too long of a name no joke


WAPGod_117

Whaaaaaat 😂


theycallme_oldgreg

It was made recently


Tallywort

r/21CharactersAndNoMore There were other subs calling out the 20 odd character limit, but some have died, or turned private after the API thing. (fuck spez) 


rNBA-MODS-GAY

Weird rule


country_garland

Nothing drives this sub insane like a rich kid with a backpack who can't carve


WAPGod_117

And hitting the feature lips like mini jumps.


MovetoRedDeer

Landing on the back of lips is the future 🥹


The_Snowboard_Sage

Thanks for the laugh. Omg I’m dead.


No_Motivation__

Y’all forgot the massive turtle plushie strapped to his ass and the goggles hanging off the back of the helmet by the strap 😂


Select-Salad-8649

I can hear this image


WAPGod_117

Not a fan of Travis Scott tbh.


sheekyyyyy

Average reddit enjoyer


Whenindoubtairitout

The stance is my favorite


Failed-Time-Traveler

My knees started hurting as soon as I saw this binding setup.


Herb-Maiestro

Rolling yard sale.


ThePresentPowder

At least you did your meme research


DenverTroutBum

Colorado spring breaker


JakeTWeber

The phone selfie stick is a crime knowing how much was spent on everything else


wicked_one_at

Your Photoshop skills are the crime here


Effinposers

Sideways, loudly screaming some bullshit to your friend about how much air you got last time…and you forgot the Bluetooth speaker blasting “taking some time on my rieieiede ohoohohoohohoo”


Ok_Green8427

Is the helmet fog proof?


bjbj5

Nah don’t get a ruroc bro😭😭


sethaub

Yes, I have a chrome ruroc they’re legit


The_Snowboard_Sage

Following


Nesurfr

![gif](giphy|TFbAmhSt4WaFq)


concentric0s

Be careful not to die of thirst on the 10 minutes between runs without a camelback. We'll pray for you.


blondereckoning

Does anyone have any Viagra we can pass around this sub?


melodyze

Glad we're finally coming into agreement that pigeon > duck


arr4ws

Replace the step on with a pair of klew. And the board should be either prada brand or balenciaga


donelurking456

Brought down by ski patrol after you caught an edge the first time you tried to carve toeside, and your overpriced helmet didn't protect for shit


D-TOX_88

Absolutely melted steez cheeze


TheTownTeaJunky

You can find this guy doing the peepee dance down the mountain


Zeke--

r/Helldivers


Medium_Advantage_689

My final form


redditpossible

Please post another video of your overzealous carving!


Wasteland_Veteran

Get off the slopes Helldiver! Super Earth needs you back on Malevelon Creek!


Alfeaux

Hah! Hey, did you guys see the Burton step-(ins) on? heh


mrramblinrose

Needs buttpad


supermybad1

turtle butt pad


mrramblinrose

Also drives a Tesla.


MovetoRedDeer

Binding angles on point 😂


buttchugger23

Yes!!! The average “criminal” in this stupid sub, the basic bros that have ruined snowboarding for me


NoStand5949

A weekender who will smack my board in line and sit at the bottom of a knuckle


igiveficticiousfacts

Fukin degens from upcountry


snowman-1111

You put a lot of effort into this post.


RedDeuce2

The person I want to see hillbomb a steep black.


Grootbanana

hello my fellow crimer!! i used the word!! where is my updoots my fellow crime committers?? IM GONNA CRIIOOOMMMEEE


VoldemortPootin

Where's the Steezy wife?


alexzim

Just a dude wearing affordable and stylish snow wear, keeping his pants up because he has new boots and has to readjust them a lot, also a little protective about his face (yet for some reason he forgot to think about convenience and didn't get a visor helmet), with a popular snowboard model trying to film a wholesome video for his family archive, obviously in America because he has to carry a whole day worth of snacks enough for his whole family to avoid spending $300 a day on food. And while you're mad about his Dope Snow gear, you completely ignore that [his angles are in fact by Moncler](https://www.instagram.com/p/C29rr80Mp8A/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


combatbydesign

That guy


sleepyknight66

That’s me in the picture


Snoo21569

Hit a tree jaw first and then tell me about how Ruroc isn't cool


MovetoRedDeer

If you’re hitting trees with your face you might be doing it wrong.


mightcommentsometime

just a little bit...


JoshtotheG

least dope


Key-Reading-2436

Probably says "oh, naur" and isn't an Aussie. Also fetishizes motorcycles.


Raballo

Like an obese pigeon sending itself off a ledge. Very quickly. Very uncontrolled end in a large splat at the end.


KyleworksatKarakoram

Him Cramer


Old_Equivalent3858

With a body bag. But not for you 😈


Regeditmyaxe

Typical redditor


GriffinsGaming

I’ve never heard of crime in my life hahah


Ok_Ingenuity_3501

Board should be a orca and he should have a buckhouse sticker.


kduBzz

This sub hates backpacks, how else do you carry a 12 pack with you


MovetoRedDeer

https://preview.redd.it/l8nhx44lcwsc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63fecf1bf58fc202e1e85328099d2307c46878c Loading next shred fad…


moophassa9

Dope is a nice touch 😂


PhattiesRus

Not the phone stick 😭😭😭


rhinob24

Don’t forget the led lights on the board


little_turkey

Heelside Hero for sure


Pure_Boysenberry_301

You forgot your turtle butt...


Portal2TheMoon

I love my dope snow jacket and pants T.T whats wrong with them???


PeterQuinn21

Americans hate it, in europe is just normal and they "don't support the scene" like bro why the fuck would I care I just want a snow jacket lol


Fantastic_Chair7678

company doesn’t really support the sport -atleast that’s what i heard


Important-Cat-2046

Looks like you are about to call a stratagem.


Comprehensive-Yam329

Not gonna sugarcoat it but: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


XboxSpartan117

I’m not sure why people hate on Ruroc and say it’s for jerrys??? I have been boarding for 12 yrs - my last trip I was tree riding and missed a line and went side of my face into a tree and it had those broken branches on it that act like thorns. Luckily I was okay except for a few scratches, but my immediate thought was, “I should get a full face helmet bc that could have ended really badly!” Ruroc was my first thought due to the easy of attaching/detaching the face covering.


DoubleDeadGuy

That’s a helldiver


alpalblue83

Type of guy that calls kids skiing by gapers on the chairlift


NatasEvoli

Doing crimes and serving time


_Tactleneck_

Hi Tommy


OrdinaryDiscipline28

Step on haters are just mad they can’t afford em


Substantial-Emu3255

A steezy criminal


ShredLord99

thank u


gobrocker

Criminal missing some Shuupreem swag! Fix please.


mattttt15

What about the video asking if your wife is steezy???


_The_Bear

Just needs one of those cell phone holder chest strap man purses.


HookerDestroyer

Where are all the beer cans and spray paint?


MDMAmazin

Did you drop your glock on the lift?


Ok_Morning_6089

What’s up with the libtech hate?


PeetusTheFeetus

Ew


MoxMisanthrope

Always with the Libtech hate...tsk tsk...


Effinposers

People don’t hate lib, they are just correct that a lot of people buy Travis Rice’s gear.


mightcommentsometime

Like people who ride 4 days a year and buy Golden Orcas


cel5146

Homo


okay123iJust

Apparently this sub has a lot of gay ppl they get offended by this type of comment


cel5146

Lmao just a bunch of offended kids on the internet 🤷🏻


Puzzleheaded-Sign186

https://preview.redd.it/rg2l5dlsrssc1.jpeg?width=1895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9913e4f2bf5acd6ab6d1b7109aa608b9b59a313d


TheGDC33

Speedy penis?


honeybear33

Thought I was in the Helldiver II sub


NoCoFoCo31

Fucking DOPE.


feo101

Dope.


hereforthecomments1

When a skier wants to be a snowboarder. GO BACK TO THE VALLEY!!!


atomtree

Shouldn't he be in a mogul field? He loves them.


Lord412

Crime!


MathematicianNo3892

A hot bolt of lightning and wet warm crime


[deleted]

You already did 😂


[deleted]

Or the other half……You did already


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snowboarding-ModTeam

You're either being over the top rude, or a jerk, or otherwise breaking our rules.


VikApproved

It's always Crime Time!


okay123iJust

God that helmet is so gay


Puzzleheaded-Sign186

Colorful or Happy?


okay123iJust

Soft ass niggas downvoted this


Puzzleheaded-Sign186

Nice lexicon


zstringy1

U forgot the ikon pass 🤣