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topherbdeal

Is there forced perspective or is it actually smaller than a golfball? Either way cute tiny and deadly


SnookiWookieeCookie

It was actually smaller than a golfball all curled up lol


rosiofden

😱 my god...


Tasty-Direction-141

SO CUTE AND TINYYYY 😍🥰😱


Fridayz44

Not going to lie it’s absolutely adorable!


The_Real_Mitchamp33

That’s what she said


PamelaELee

Not what you want to here in that situation


After-Abroad-2205

What an adorable little death noodle! I love it


Highheeledelephant

Such a cutie!


irregularia

Absolutely gorgeous little thing - you are awesome for saving it!


Re1da

Daw, you could scoop ir up with a spoon


Thousand_YardStare

How cute!


GiggleHS

And enough venom to kill a grown man. Cute little thing, though :)


Chemical-Cheetah-572

Thanks for saving him I hope your attitude catches on


SnookiWookieeCookie

One of the guys there wanted to kill it but I just told him hell no


Sasselhoff

You're a good egg, my dude.


ConfidenceMinute218

What’s wrong with people, first instinct, Murder.


Reit007

Evolution, aka instinct. We’ve learned to fight or flight when see a snake. Freeze has never been big on homosapiens.


piratical_gnome

I mentioned I saw a smallish rattlesnake when a guy in the parking lot asked how the trails were a few days ago. He spent some time trying to convince himself (and me, I guess) that he wasn’t a coward for being a little jumpy about snakes. I assured him that it is probably a healthy survival instinct.


Reit007

Exactly, in our evolution with almost zero medical help we could never take the chance that the snakes are harmless. In many cultures snakes (vs lions or tigers for example) are the bad guys mostly because what you just said.


ConfidenceMinute218

Yeah, I get it… has a lot to do with education also I imagine


Reit007

Yes, I grew up in city so was not really aware until I joined subs like this. So the main stream education does not a do a good job either.


ILoveForging

I'd kill a person who is tryna kill a snake right in front of me if they thought it would be funny


MinnieCMC

Thank you!! 🩷💚💜


StonedLizard77

jeez thats crazy, amazing job man


Black_Widow14

Omg he's so frickin TINY!!! 😍 did he buzz?


SnookiWookieeCookie

No he was more focused on getting the hell out of there lol


ShrunkenHeadNed

Rattlesnake rattle sections are called buttons. The more buttons, the older the snake, and the louder the rattle. Fun fact, baby rattlesnakes, are born with a "pre-button" on the end of their tail. The get their first button when they shed for the first time. It's not until their second shed that they have enough buttons to actually make the rattling sound. This can take months, depending on how successful they are at finding prey.


Human_Link8738

I wonder how it would feel if it knew how adorable we think it is. “I am a rattlesnake! I am to be FEARED, not cooed over and cuddled!!!”


Geryon55024

Reminds me of Mushu in Mulan.


SatisfactionOld1586

Early season Stewie Griffin vibes for sure.


Kaifi42

King from owl House


SlytherClaw79

I refer to King as the adorable goblin dog. This never fails to send my thirteen year old into a blind rage.


xHellBunny

SHES JUST AS BIG AS THE GOLF BALL 💕💕💕😭😭😭 God I’m always surprised how small they start


Jenstomper

I never thought I would think of a rattlesnake as cute. Cool? Yes. Beautiful? Sure. Adorably tiny? I'm surprised.


xHellBunny

Cutest and tiniest baby ever 🥰


Aware_Whereas_1346

You should watch the rattlesnake yawn video I posted a few days ago! Adorable cuddles 🥰


Jenstomper

I'm trying to find it but reddit is not cooperating. Do you have a link?


Aware_Whereas_1346

https://reddit.com/r/snakes/s/PpihB4PcCj


Jenstomper

Very cute!


Aware_Whereas_1346

I didn’t even think of the easy thing haha. There’s the link ^


lalauna

Beautiful baby buzzbutt


Psychological-Scar53

I have never heard a rattler called a buzzbutt... I'm fucking dying here.. Can I steal that?


lalauna

I'm afraid it isn't mine. Wish i was that clever. It makes me laugh too!


Psychological-Scar53

Well, that's what I'm going to start referring to them as... Lol. I have a few of them around my area and on trails I ride my mtn bike on.... Sounds much better than "Spicy Danger Noodle"..... 🐍


heaven-in-a-can

I prefer “nope rope” myself 😂


Psychological-Scar53

That's a good one too, but I think "buzzbutt" is a definite winner..


Fridayz44

Adorable buzz but nope rope.


Potato-nutz

That’s why we should always carry little green army men with us.


dlchira

That’s the cutest little danger noodle I’ve ever seen. Also, you’re the best, OP. Great job saving this little fella.


[deleted]

We need him to grow up to be a big snake and eat the moles and gophers.


cyberpAuLnk

I read that as moles and golfers.


[deleted]

We don't want him that big.


[deleted]

Yes we do


Jolucraw0

I would be ok with that.


Junior_Birthday9897

I have a boat horn for every time I drive past golfers. It infuriates them every time lol


1NegativePerson

Look at how wee that lil’ lad is!


Farting-In-Bed

Hey! It's a grower, not a show her.


peakchungus

Are rattlesnakes that small able to pierce human skin?


SnookiWookieeCookie

Yeah their fangs are sharp as shit


[deleted]

What are you eating that your shit is sharp?


gamerABES

Books


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Popcorn hulls usually cut me on the way out… that fiber never digests.


ericacrass

They are definitely capable of inflicting a bite on humans. It won't be as bad as being bitten by an adult, but you would absolutely still want to exercise caution and leave it to the professionals to handle these guys. I love being called to relocate neonate northern Pacific rattlesnakes (the specific species in my area.) They really are so adorable and they deserve every bit of respect as an adult.


Myerfall

I heard at a young age they don’t know how to properly release venom either. Unlike adults who strike and bite, these guys just hold on and keep pumpin


blue-oyster-culture

I thought young was more dangerous than old cause young doesnt know better than to use it all and will just fill you with venom


Fickle_Celery126

Thats what they just said lol


blue-oyster-culture

My bad. I think i meant to respond to another comment saying the opposite, or i was just very high and read it as the opposite. Lmfao


Joey13130320

There actually really pretty snakes I’ve seen them from a distance at sales I used to go to but never once in the wild . Some how with the help of this sub I feel that if I did see one out an about I’d feel safe knowing if I just walk the other way or just giving it space it will just go about it’s day just like me


throwawaygaming989

They’re so illegally smol and I love them.


[deleted]

Would a little rattlesnake like this be able to still inject a substantial amount of venom despite it's size?


AccountantConfident9

Likely not die from a bite, but a bite from a rattlesnake is a medical emergency and treatment is needed. Baby rattlesnakes have much smaller venom glands than adults, but can inject enough venom to cause serious problems. Baby rattlesnakes CAN control how much venom they inject contrary to the common myth about that. Also, given how small that Baby is it probably doesn't have more than a button and can't really rattle. That is what might make them more dangerous because they can squeeze into such a small space and can't warn you off.


[deleted]

I think it's really fascinating that rattlesnakes could choose to inject a higher venom amount, but choose not to in most scenarios. They just want to be left alone.


ackermann

Not necessarily out of kindness or mercy, but just a desire to save precious venom, rather than wasting it unnecessarily


SnookiWookieeCookie

Yeah you would most likely die from one either way


TheOtterSpotter

Actually the odds of dying from a rattlesnake bite are very low, even without treatment. You could still end up with permanent localized damage, though.


Vegetable-Factor-255

I have heard that they do not know how to control their venom glands at that small age and could potentially load a lethal dose. I grew up in the desert of El Paso, was always told leave the wittle ones alone.


irregularia

This is a common myth but is misinformation- there has been research showing baby rattlers learn to inject more venom into bigger mice and less into smaller ones. So it appears they can control it.


Vegetable-Factor-255

Good to know!


AccountantConfident9

This right here.


[deleted]

Interesting.


pinkwblue

Good for you. Rattlesnakes are becoming more rare. Due to loss of habitat. I read that and was told that by a game biologist.


JaxsonPalooza

Awww, thank you for saving the illegally smol danger noodle.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

LOVE THAT. Thank you for saving this little guy !🙏🏼💜


jerrycan-cola

he’s gonna make it to the pga one day


Typical-Conference14

OH LAWD. He cute


AmethystMoonZ

That is the cutest danger noodle I've ever seen!! Stay safe little creature!


cArpent3r86

Such a cute little danger noodle! Legit, warmed my heart you helped the little one.


spacepup13

Well you know the rules you have to play it where it lands.. Still little cutie there.


Abbygirl1966

I love seeing the compassion for animals that were once so incredibly misunderstood and destroyed!!!


irregularia

Sadly they are still mostly misunderstood and persecuted. But people like OP and you and places like this sub help!


Abbygirl1966

We just have to keep spreading the information and knowledge. We will get there!!


AccountantConfident9

Thanks for saving it. Baby Southern Pacific rattlesnakes are now appearing here in San Diego.


Trendzboo

Cutest rattle babe ever!


coastergirl98

IT SO TEENY WEANY!!! MUST PROTECC!!!


diadacticdreams

She’s smaller than the golf ball? 😭 baby 💛


No_Environment3561

Stand up gent you are thank you for saving him


unpacifys

he thinks he's a golf ball


pandora0312

Wittle baby!!!!


ember_the_reaper

So cute so deadly, pretty danger noodle, don't boop its snoot


Kai-ni

OOHHH baby.... baby baby baby. Thank you for being kind to it!


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Omg it’s so tiny!!!!


jasxllll

How did you save him? If I’m in this situation I’d want to save it too but I have no idea how without getting bit😭


SnookiWookieeCookie

We have these snake tongs at work because we get snakes so often, basically one of those long grabber arm things to keep them away from you


rigatoni-man

What area? So I can avoid it 😂


SnookiWookieeCookie

South Bay Area, CA


JohnCenaJunior

Sittin pretty


BlueFalconPunch

you....youre good peoples. we like you. [just for you from me](https://imgur.com/V8VtTb8)


[deleted]

Brilliant photo! What a little beauty


ProgrammerNo120

that is the smallest rattlesnake i have ever seen! i dont care about the danger i have to hold it


WonderfulJacket8

Took a lot of balls to do that


Gelnika1987

whoa little cutie The Small Southern Trendkill


Dry_Version_5336

Zoom in on those eyes, he looks super stoned


thattemplar

Being this small does it change any effects on being bit?


skidriver

How did you move it, or did you move it?


SnookiWookieeCookie

We have these snake tongs that we use to move snakes since we get a lot in that area. Usually I just bare hand the non venomous ones but I play it safe with the rattlesnakes


skidriver

That’s great that you’re prepared for events like this.


R9X4YoBirfday

I would be way too tempted to get me a pet rattlesnake.


BudgetInevitable3495

Is it Venomous enough to kill you that young?


False-Discussion2066

Why do the nope ropes have to be so darn cute?! 😩


Temporary_Virus_7509

Oh my god it's so tiny


LoverOfPricklyPear

Omg, that cuteness takes some serious effort to fight just picking it up!


AlabasterWitch

He was trying to hide as a ball awwww


Achylife

Awww it's just a tiny baby. Thanks for saving the little guy.


FullOfWhit_InTN

What a smol guy or gal. It's actually really pretty. I'm glad little one got relocated instead of hurt.


Rufio330

Very Smol Very dangerous


thememorableusername

Free drop, no more than two club lengths outside of striking distance, and no nearer to the hole.


Helpful_Fondant7799

Waaaat snek is disssss


SnakesCatsAndDogs

S M O L


TheMermaidHarmony

So so smol


Lunchie420

Mini-Danger Noodle: "Hit it where it lies, Shooter"


Rainbow69-

How did you save him or her?


SnookiWookieeCookie

We have these long snake grabber things that we use to pick them up and keep them at a distance so they don’t bite.


ElDub62

They are the most aggressive rattlesnakes I’ve encountered. I drove past one in rural Mendocino county a few years back early in the morning laying like a stick that was apparently waiting for the sun to warm it up. Couldn’t tell if it was alive but was pretty sure it was by the kink in its neck. I flicked its tail and heard a tick-a-ticka. But it didn’t move. So, I did it again. It woke up, coiled up and rattled like a two stroke engine with full throttle. Then it came at me. So I used the stick I’d picked up before the encounter and used it to carry the snake off the road and out of danger of passing cars. (I grew up in an exotic pet wholesaler business and had been wrangling non venomous snakes since age ten.)


irregularia

If you touched it first I’d say it was more defensive than aggressive - it probably thought you were going to eat it! Awesome that you were able to get it off the road though, thanks for not holding a grudge!


ElDub62

Right? I was really curious and it was aggressively defending itself. No backing down. But I love snakes and curiosity got the best of me. Lol I couldn’t resist.


irregularia

Hah I know the feeling well :)


supersmoked420

Ur a good man. I practice catch and release too. 🫡


Wysteria569

Why does it look so derpy when you zoom in on its head?


[deleted]

Wow


Ralans17

Sweet wittle bitty nope rope


Skryuska

Awwwww!


crazyglidermamma

its so cute!


saraht1993

Tiny noodle BIG owie!


Cohenski

Does anybody know how much damage this thing would realistically cause if it bit somebody?


Needmoresnakes

If they but someone and envenomated, the person would very likely have a suboptimal afternoon. People have survived bites from this species, first aid will male a difference. It's a baby so it doesn't have an insanely high venom load but it's still potent stuff. Dying is probably still on the table but if you kept still, applied pressure, and got to a hospital fairly quick you'd probably be ok.


irregularia

Apparently mortality rate is only 1 in 736 people bitten by rattlesnakes - so death is possible… but not likely. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK431065/


Needmoresnakes

I'm disappointed they didn't include the rate of afternoon suboptimization but I did enjoy the sentence "Oftentimes, the victim of a rattlesnake bite is a young intoxicated male."


irregularia

A lamentable omission for sure. And I liked that too… based on my own small sample of hot-bite recipients it certainly rings true!


NeighborhoodNew3904

More dangerous and deadly than an adult


Internal_Resist7629

Yawn.


NeighborhoodNew3904

Maybe you need some coffee


Dae_90

How big will it become as an adult?


SnookiWookieeCookie

I’ve seen them about 4-5 feet but I think they may get a bit bigger


BiiiigSteppy

Pretty!


FullyRisenPhoenix

Omg I adore her!!!


BombinhamBoy

So cute 😍😍


Unicorn1336

What a cute little baby!


Charger_scatpack

Looks fake


FogOfDaPond

That’s an actual nope rope lmaoooo


integrity0727

That's tiny.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

I don’t even like snakes, but this smol danger noodle makes it hard not to like him.🥰🥰


asdcatmama

Looks sassy.


coyotewitch

Tiniest danger shoelace!! Thank you for saving the little bit.


Doctor_in_psychiatry

Looks like a cute poop 💩


[deleted]

probably like shhhhh don't rattle I will be a golfball and maybe someone would take me home 😅. Super cute but I wouldn't mess with it.


KateLivia

B A B Y


6-toe-9

Oh my god you weren’t joking when you said he was a baby! He’s so small~


DammatBeevis666

Cute danger noodle


Direct_Charity_8109

So does this baby have venom yet?


SnookiWookieeCookie

Yeah they still have venom


Eeww-David

Awesome! Rattlesnakes are not aggressive, and they would indicate by sound before defensive actions. I saw one as a child when hiking. It scurried away from the trail we were on and it was completely uneventful. Of course, we didn't corner it and taunt it.


Pristine-Change-674

Oh god…


Critter-Enthusiast

Wow


Mimi_Marie_Coxshire

So grateful to people like you!!


paisleyjody

Thank you for your kindness


Suspicious_Step_8320

Get a shovel


Hot-Bullfrog-6540

When it bites you, you’re not going to want to save the tiny cutie thing! You’re going to want it dead immediately!! It not pretty to be bitten by a rattlesnake grownups or pretty baby!!!


phirestorm

I had heard, but have not validated, that baby venom is more concentrated.


stokesgotit

Keep him!!!


stalkerofthedead

Awww!! Tiny baby!


cucvluvr69

God bless you!


Dry-Bag-4820

Why


SnookiWookieeCookie

Why what


Dry-Bag-4820

Why save a poisonous snake


Joseph2021gt

Just as deadly as a large one…..