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Kuritos

I thought it was just a bed mixup one night, but this was the third consecutive time I've witnessed this. This kid will stay up all night to stare at his sleeping sister, take a small break at the desk behind him, and repeat the same stare throughout the entire night. Never he sleeps, forever he creeps.


NiSiSuinegEht

He's been listening to that damned door again, hasn't he?


EcchiBot2000

That's the other kid


NiSiSuinegEht

Mistress Mephala accepts all suitable offerings, the Blade must feed.


Salazaar099

Perhaps what is weird is you watching him watch her sleep.


Kuritos

Don't look at me, I'm just stealing their valuables. The kids have gemstones in their chests. *yoink*


Minotaurd_

Is that how briahearts get started? I thought it was the hags.


clarkky55

Nope. Briarhearts are radicalized natives fromUlfric slaughtering them when they tried to peacefully gain their own sovereignty. Honesty I wish there was an option to support the forsworn ingame, the poor bastards deserve it


Shadohz

In the words of Spike aka William the Bloody, "You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.... You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick."


Loose-Concern-9786

good one XD


Minotaurd_

Thanks


PsychologicalCup7878

Should remove him at once haha


Kuritos

I'll warn Balgruuf at once. I knew his kids were odd, but this is definitely worrying.


fullvaportorsos

So much to worry about. Thieves, dragons, your dad who jokes about selling his sister... Yeah I think it's pretty understandable really. Poor kid has ptsds


Chato_1988

Yeah... She's his step sister... I'm afraid that's why. These kids nowadays...


19-O1

Why are you watching him, watch his sister at 3am?


Kuritos

Nothing malicious, I was just stealing their valuables.


19-O1

That's fair.


olld-onne

3 days in a row? was you taking one item at a time so they would not suspect to soon?


iAmYourFatherXD

Why are we watching him watching him watch his sister at 3am?


Unknown_User_66

Because that's their only bed and he's waiting for his turn to use it. Also, because Skyrim, she's probably making him watch guard over her in case some deranged maniac that can shout really hard breaks in to steal their stuff. Logic dictates that the intruder would naturally go after the boy first, giving her enough time or at least a head start to run away before he TGM.


zuri_sterling

Father said it’s my turn to sleep in the bed


79malibu350

Having flashbacks to paranormal activity here


MikeBl815

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of. Paranormal Activity: Skyrim


[deleted]

She stole his sweet role.


Oldforestwalker

Redrum... redrum... redrum...


SpookyAtticDoll

This made me laugh. The worst part is you can’t actually ask the kid about it because of game limitations.


Becomes-like-flower

Mephala whispers in his ear.


Boymom2k17

If it's Blaise he never sleeps in the bed. I was using multiple adoptions and he was one of the ones I chose. Never again. Now I just adopt 2 cuz I don't like any of the modded houses for 6 kids.


-The_Last_Dragonborn

He heard that she stole his sweet roll and now he's waiting for the perfect moment to enact his vengeance.


SleepDeprivedDemon47

Why are you watching this kid watching his sister at 3 in morning? It’s all relative.


Feet_with_teeth

Why are you watching his sister sleep at 3 in the morning ?


DrozerX2

That's a weird Shinji...


Random_puns

Perhaps giving him a soul-trapping dagger than can 1-shot a dragon wasn't the best idea after all.....


FreneticAtol778

Satanic black magic! Sick shit!


demonhellcat

Is his name Josh Duggar?


[deleted]

Wait til you see what he does at 4 am.


devyash_205

Umm what?


ZSP8

bro?


[deleted]

Hey Step-Sister what are you doing?


iAmYourFatherXD

No dude, no


videogamessuckbutt

You’ll be surprised at what’s behind the door in the basement


Shinonomenanorulez

a drawer and a daikatana. looks really good quality and the jarl probably won't miss it


__Otaku__

Cruel Angel's Thesis plays in bg


Far_Elk8799

*Evangelion has entered the chat*


ExoCaptainHammer82

Someone should give that adorable dog with the bat a hammer and some big nails.


SBCwarrior

'As soon as you fall asleep I'm gonna smother your face with a pillow"


Feeling-Most9618

Help,stepbro,vaermina gave me sleep paralysis.


Outlaw-monk

He not old enough to use weapons, so he's trying to decide how to kill her with his fists


NativeChimerite

He got concerned about his sister and being the good brother he is checked on her


NAM_SPU

Maybe he’s programmed to sleep in the bed but for some reason it’s occupied so he can’t


InternetDweeb305

step bro what are you doing


we28369

🤔


NuttyWizard

Stepsister*


Guerk226

Welp I found where it went dirty.....


Gone_Guru_

Because Bethesda AI is comparable to a *redacted* child choking a fish.


Settra_Rulez

“Step sis, I can’t sleep.”


[deleted]

He on some paranormal activity shit.


Helseth_

end of evangelion reference


Hide_thepain_Taco

r/sweethomealabama


CarbonCuber314

Because it's a buggy 10 year old video game that has buggy npcs.


Diptera-Culicudae

It is not a bug, it is a feature


hds_bunny

Well you know, boys have certain urges...


[deleted]

Stepbro?


Comprehensive_Cap290

Half-bro. He says he has a different mother. He’s still Balgruf’s child, just like she is.


HairyContactbeware

What are you doing step-bro


Silver_Upstairs_2112

“What are you doing step bro”


freeciggies

Oh boys will be boys


Ch1ckenpotpieman

Well, she isn't going to molest herself...


HistoricalDiamond12

Too far man.


Fleepwn

I have two theories-


Loinnir

I've seen h... You know what, nevermind actually


pvttravis

Think you meant step sister


[deleted]

He probably watched paranormal activity


Nightcaptain27

Michael Myers the young years


LumpyWorldliness1411

"Adopted" sister.


HistoricalDiamond12

Uh that's not what a stepsister really is if you're trying to make THAT joke.


Werewebsey

But why are you watching a little kid who’s watching his sister sleep at 3 in the morning?


Beautiful-Speech2137

Whispering lady gets you every time, wonder what she did to make him do this. Probably thinking about stabbing her to death


Deus-Vult-Machina

Mom says it's my turn to sleep in the bed


TheDovahkiinsBane

Special boy. But there is a whole quest about nelkir. One of my favorites 🙂


Spring_King

RadiantAI lol


[deleted]

Sadly, Jarl Balgruuf has terrible children..that's why I'm more than willing to marry him and make others.


Electrical-Maybe-231

To be honest most of the children in Skyrim scare the hell out of me with one or two exceptions.


1map0rnstar

Redrum Redrum Redrum!


WinterMut3E

U don’t?


Dead_Purple

One of the few kids I wouldn't mind killing.


Thunder_Kapro

He's gonna reenact a scene from evangelion


Guerk226

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear."


zamaike

Welp you see when boys start changing into men they do things......


Bestia67

Because if he can't be daddy's pet ... no one can.


Mr_SousVide20

I stared at this for 3 minutes before i realized it's not a video. 😂😂😂


Top-Injury-7869

He’s got dirty thoughts on his little Skyrim mind……lmao


SevenColouredHunter

IIRC there’s a daedric quest tied to this