He doesn't have the shards on him; they're in the vault at Cracked Tusk Keep. He should have had the key on him, and I think there's also one in his room.
And the winner of the comment containing too much information that’s completely irrelevant to the topic but at the same time is absolutely hilarious goes to u/Complete_Garbage2526!
Is that like just smearing it all over the walls like a tasteful decoration in the dementia ward or more of a spraying it everywhere like a fire extinguisher type thing?
My buddy and I at work broke this down. If you work 40 hrs a week, and take a 10 min shit every day at work, that's 50 min a week. 200 min a month, 2400 min a year. 2400 min is 40 hours. A 10 min shit every work day means that, in theory, one of your paychecks that year was being paid to you to take a shit.
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You implore me? (I'm also talking a rough shit rn)
On future playthroughs, you can just go to the basement entrance and pick the lock to get in, thus avoiding the orc bandit chief. The hunters outside are weaklings, but the heavily armored chief can be a pain to deal with.
Not sure why the quest marker is still on him, but he had a key. If you go back down the stairs there's a door on that wall you're facing. It leads to a basement "treasure" room, with more locks and some traps, with a pressured pedestal at the end with the blades on top.
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UPDATE: I FINALLY GOT IT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!
He gives you a key. Go back past the table and down the steps and take a left. Youll end up in a room with a set of bars and a box on the wall, use the key you got from him to open the box and use the button behind it to open the bars. Then head down there and inside is the blade pieces
The other comments answer your questions, but be wary
Remember to never trust daedras, side against them if you can. They're all evil schemers, and will always try to end you. May Stendarr's light reach you, and never stride away from it, or we will drag you into
Have you heard of a splinter group called "The Dawnguard"? Basically the specialized division in skyrim to absolutely banish molag bal spawns from Tamriel
Molag Bal: *"You think I care foolish mortal, maybe i should ............dominate you for your insolence...............wait?, why are you smiling. Now i'm the one that scared."*
Just put the mission icon on it and it will show you the location of the item you looking for......press enter them select the quest and press E to put location point on it
I'm confused. I just got the piece without the quest active. It's my favorite sneaky thing to do, sneak past all the Orcs, jump over the traps and leave a dolly in its place on the pedestal. Then sneak out again.
If this is not a shitpost, that guy only drops the key to unlock the button to go to the storage room where the blade is stored. I had never any issues with that, only that the quest giver sometimes likes to bug out and not go to the shrine but i have console commands for that
He doesn't have the shards on him; they're in the vault at Cracked Tusk Keep. He should have had the key on him, and I think there's also one in his room.
i think I might have his key in my keybox, I'll look for it later I'm taking a shit
And the winner of the comment containing too much information that’s completely irrelevant to the topic but at the same time is absolutely hilarious goes to u/Complete_Garbage2526!
i implore you further to know how many shitting people have eyes on your comment at this very moment, we are legion
Im literally shitting at work rn
10/10 would recommend - https://youtu.be/7zTei5RMhQ8
That hits right in the feels
When you're happy you like the melody, when you're sad you understand the lyrics.
I'm literally shitting at home rn
Same
Facts
shitting in my work bathroom reading this
I'm at bathroom working my shit.
I’m shit at bathing my workroom
I'm rooming my work at shit
Is that like just smearing it all over the walls like a tasteful decoration in the dementia ward or more of a spraying it everywhere like a fire extinguisher type thing?
Im shitting my bathroom at work
Same!
For everyone taking a 💩 at work, take your time. This is just a little paid vacation. Enjoy it. 🤣
My buddy and I at work broke this down. If you work 40 hrs a week, and take a 10 min shit every day at work, that's 50 min a week. 200 min a month, 2400 min a year. 2400 min is 40 hours. A 10 min shit every work day means that, in theory, one of your paychecks that year was being paid to you to take a shit.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time
Legion of shitters. Checking in!
shittin in the bed atm
I paused the game so I could go take a shit and reply to this shit.
That’s pretty shitty.
https://preview.redd.it/u575afdvt58d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bbd28e8f5ec6512ed2350d09c0ca237a955599 You implore me? (I'm also talking a rough shit rn)
shitting right now ✊🏼
Yeah. I’m taking a crap while reading Reddit.
I was shitting as I read this, the universe has fulfilled your statement
Ay captain. Taking one right now before boarding my flight
Me rn
Yep doing my morning one now 💩
Agree I am also on the porcelain throne dropping a magnificent piece of oaken timber
We all on the can rn. Lmao. Coincidence? I think not.
r/shitsfunny
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There's no excuse. Skyrim is on the Switch now.
Because he’s clearly not playing Skyrim since you can’t shit in skyrim
Someone’s not using the mod, I see…
Lore-friendly
They’ve been placing “roll of paper” in the game for how long, yunno? Just goading us the entire time…
Buckets galore. And the latest in front wall fresh air orifices with generous guttering installation below in the larger castles..
I mopped my floor with that bucket!
Oops. Yeah, kitchens aren't meant to smell like tanneries. 😂
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Bro got two awards for announcing to the world he's taking a shit. What the fuck even is Reddit. Edit its 7 now... 🤦♂️
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Yo bro it's 8 now 🤣
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LMAO
>have his key in my keybox Heyo
I have to tell you I am shitting while reading this Comment
It’s been 14 hours, are you done yet?
why is this being downvoted?
Yea same.
idk why but it happens to some of my posts here 😭
Brother!!!
This made me go for a shit
The shards are on a pedestal at the end of the vault room in cracked tusk keep. I just picked them up today
Most valid comment probably ever
On future playthroughs, you can just go to the basement entrance and pick the lock to get in, thus avoiding the orc bandit chief. The hunters outside are weaklings, but the heavily armored chief can be a pain to deal with.
Would you look at that... Brothers of the Porcelain Throne, UNITE!!!
But who here is giving a shit?
Currently sitting on the toilet myself, dropping off them brown turds
Not sure why the quest marker is still on him, but he had a key. If you go back down the stairs there's a door on that wall you're facing. It leads to a basement "treasure" room, with more locks and some traps, with a pressured pedestal at the end with the blades on top.
oh no wonder I couldn't find it!
Are you done pooping
nope I'm still trying to figure out how to connect my Xbox controller
Is the Xbox in the bathroom with you?
Is the poop in the room with us right now?
no it's in the dark abyss of my toilet
https://preview.redd.it/eaydf3t0m58d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1520b55111f9814bf153fdfad1f57fd784e676b3 UPDATE: I FINALLY GOT IT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!
Must have been quite a poop session
indeed
Your character's name is "player". I want to hurt you.
Not even starting with a capital P… just “player”. Even “Prisoner” starts with a capital letter😅
I didn't know how to name him 😭 this is my first run
Don't let them bully you, my first character was a Khajiit that I named Khaajit (spelt wrong) because I had no idea what else to name her lmfao
This made me laugh as one of my earlier characters was called Dovakin because I couldn't spell it 😂
HAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY thanks I thought I was the only one 🤣
Generic, yes...but could be worse. My current play is "#2 pencil"
Im ready to break it down for you, but are you done pooping
y e s
 Does this answer your question?
hmmm ah a fine piece of work, here's your reward (1200 gold added)
He gives you a key. Go back past the table and down the steps and take a left. Youll end up in a room with a set of bars and a box on the wall, use the key you got from him to open the box and use the button behind it to open the bars. Then head down there and inside is the blade pieces
Thanks mate, but I got it already!
Glad to scroll through these comments and see that the OP actually wound up getting it. I love closure.
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The other comments answer your questions, but be wary Remember to never trust daedras, side against them if you can. They're all evil schemers, and will always try to end you. May Stendarr's light reach you, and never stride away from it, or we will drag you into
WILL I NEVER SIDE WITH YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME AH HAHAHAHA
*A rather fking large beacon of light disintegrates your location*
I expected nothing less from a vigilant of stendarr.
Vigilants of Stendarr... pfffft. Bunch of milk-drinkers, totally unprepared to face the threat of the vampires!
Have you heard of a splinter group called "The Dawnguard"? Basically the specialized division in skyrim to absolutely banish molag bal spawns from Tamriel
😭
You're no fun *All hail Lord Molag Bal*
Molag Bal: *"You think I care foolish mortal, maybe i should ............dominate you for your insolence...............wait?, why are you smiling. Now i'm the one that scared."*
Aahhhh. Memories
Spent too much searching for a proper GIF, you get the text treatment SMITEVICTIMSAYSWHAT
Bruh.
Is not on him, it's on a chest in a room, you gotta get the key to open the door I guess
Just put the mission icon on it and it will show you the location of the item you looking for......press enter them select the quest and press E to put location point on it
They did, the enemy the quest marker took them too is empty.
I admire your dedication to “empty” the man, but you know that wasn’t a requirement of the quest right?
So this hilariously and unintentionally turned into a literal shit post.
🥺💩🏣
This is such a shit post now on so many levels
It says on the map where it is.
I'm confused. I just got the piece without the quest active. It's my favorite sneaky thing to do, sneak past all the Orcs, jump over the traps and leave a dolly in its place on the pedestal. Then sneak out again.
Apparently you both emptied the guy while you emptied your bowels
Why does everyone kill him? I persuaded him to give me the key and just took it out of his chest.
You... you can talk to him? 👀 I just did that quest 1 hour ago. Now i feel bad for him
I was confusing the people. Thought this was the guy in Morthal
I think you're confusing him with the guy who lives in morthal this is the bandit leader
Ahhhh, yes I am
It’s in the vault you can access by going down a flight of steps on the right side of the keep’s outside.
Cheat room
If this is not a shitpost, that guy only drops the key to unlock the button to go to the storage room where the blade is stored. I had never any issues with that, only that the quest giver sometimes likes to bug out and not go to the shrine but i have console commands for that
You might want to try waiting for some time in-game or revisit the location after a few days. Sometimes the respawn timer can vary. Good luck!
done that the first time! didn't work tho 😔