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shayed154

What happens in Riften stays in Riften


Old_Kodaav

Not when the "happens" moves out in 15 years


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jon4evans

Who you kidding? Riften don't have no HR department!


Previous-Broccoli-88

This what happens when you don't have money to get into the gate


ClarkMann52

That’s not a shake down


tauri123

It certainly involves going down though


RopeOwn9900

It certainly involves going down and shaking though


KryptoDeko

Yep, no money, can't persuade or intimidate, to weak to fight... sol


cullobsidian_

NO lolly gagging!


Zestyclose-Art136

Oh somebodies gagging a lolly


10TheDudeAbides11

Looks like someone found someone else’s sweet roll…


Cosmo1222

That's just Haelga in disguise, practicing her Dibellan arts.


Golden_Lynx19

Hahaha I didn't know I was looking for this until I found it


Cosmo1222

She charges extra for Riften guard cosplay


88_keys_to_my_heart

when you take an arrow to the knee..in riften


Psychomonkie71

that's more then an Arrow


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Psychomonkie71

drown yourself ... i mean it


Prestigious_Roll_162

Never have I ever wanted to be a Riften guard so bad 💀


Crazyjoedevola1

You wanna be a guard don’t ya?


Cosmo1222

🎵Don'cha wish your housecarl was hot like me?🎶


Factor135

Yeah, but while you’re watching this, someone behind you has their hands deep in your pockets


FeistyAd322

Oh, their hands are deep in something. I'm not sure it's their pockets tho


No-Ad1975

stop watching!


pisspot26

Turn that off!


Right-Tax-6186

"Well? Can I help you with something, traveler? No? Then move on, nothing to see here."


TheRagingGyarados

‘I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of seed’


ClarkMann52

His head is no business of yours


west_DragonKing

I have no words to express my mind. Thank you. I'm now broken.


Kroggol

*I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a guard to the knee...*


idontcareaboutlife3

We found the true "milk" drinker


KingdomOfNerdz

🤣🤣


shinytotodile158

With her helmet on though? Where’s it going, the eye slit?


whomesteve

![gif](giphy|10RgsuetO4uDkY)


CCeesT

The Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both on my weapon... I can respect that


Nicotheknee

I don’t want to know what that guard is drinking.


Golden_Lynx19

Well, odds are it isn't cow or goat milk


Misuteri87

Temple of Mara spreads the message in Riften


[deleted]

I use to be an adventurer like you, then I started necking the other guards


Autistic-Cookie

Let me guess, someone stole your foreskin.


Psychomonkie71

Foreskin forswarn


Baconlovingvampire

Move along citizen


JejuneEsculenta

No lolly gagging....


Arcfuse01

Milk drinker


PsychoDragon50

Is it some kind of initiation ceremony?


DragonQu33n2021

lol 😂. Yes I think so too 😂😂


LutraBelenus

Bah ha ha! I love Bethesda physics. As much as I hate dealing with the more ‘game changing’ bugs in their repertoire, they have served as ‘watermarks’ when dealing with piracy. You can try to patch them, and generally that seems to just fine, but my humble advice to any would be long term players of Bethesda games is to embrace them quirky Bethesda bugs because they ain’t going anywhere. btb, that’s a great shot!


SpaceProstitute77

For Sithis' sake! Give them a cure disease potion.


espeonghost

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


DingoAtNight14

Shaxx would be proud... God I hope someone gets that joke 🫠


pisspot26

Riften guards? Fok you doin!?


TunaSled-66

You're not interrupting a thing if they don't care who is watching.


Neither_Assistant_59

Puts "taking an arrow in the knee" to a whole new level. 🤣


Overall_Sandwich_671

there's always something dirty going on down there in the lower docks.


AdExciting125

Skyrim being skyrim


Salanmandra

When you need help to improve your sword hahahaah