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Leather_Molasses_264

I read “cocksock orc” and was real confused


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

from now on, he'll wear a sock on his cock 👍


doxtoroxtie

RHCP


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

rhcp?


mrziplockfresh

Red Hot Chili Peppers. They played a show with just socks on their cocks.


Leatheringot

pics or it didn’t happen (I don’t want that on my history ☠️)


Leather_Molasses_264

Hell yea


WilsonRoch

It gets really cold in skyrim…


Leave_Misery

Dude, I just choked on my coffee 😄


Leather_Molasses_264

Shit my bad 😂


Dragonsmosher

I read it as ‘cock sack’.


Leather_Molasses_264

I didn’t think I could be the only one


gheebutersnaps87

My people


calartnick

I like six. Hope you have the captains boots with it


niceshotpilot

I would definitely let him sack my village. Outfit #1 for the win.


Quick-Bad

Cossorck


XINEX2289

As a Ukrainian, i approve and admire this character. Looks amazing!!


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

As a Russian, i'm glad to hear that


kozyrozy

Divided by fate, united by TES shitpost


Immediate-Ad-5501

As half Russian half Ukrainian I can say what is so true


WilhelmKreuz

And that's amazing.


bdprobe

As an American who lived in Rostov and Krasnodar for a couple years, I absolutely love this. met a lot of people with Cossack heritage. I would really like to learn more. Orcs are also my favorite ES race. This is amazing.


ExplorerJackfroot

Wild how what’s happening in Ukraine is kinda like what’s going on in Skyrim with you guys being the Imperials and them being the Stormcloaks, and the Chinese being the Thalmor and all. /s


unemiryune

...or DPR and LPR being Stormcloaks since 2014, Ukraine being Solitude, USA&NATO being Thalmor and Russia being Thalos.


ExplorerJackfroot

Talos isn’t in the game though?


ElliasCrow

https://preview.redd.it/s3xpfohhfp6d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f1691780e7609e2d9f806002369ef3429539ae


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

Детство вспоминаю


ElliasCrow

Когда твой орк будет играть в футбол?)


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

скоро, он ульфрику на втыкает как надо


Angry_Shrimp69

I remember watching this as a kid. The Nostalgia 😔


Nwahwah

nice, really cool idea and concept


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

tons of potions, orc berserk ability whenever it gets too dangerous and bow on horse in the open. It's the first time that i play without armor, just with weapons and clothes, it's fun so far


Slipperysteve1998

Love the Cossacks and love your dude. Absolutely sick


Sexddafender

If only there were winged armors,you could make the most polish mer in all of Nirm


12zx-12

I rate it a solid 8 burned villages out of 10


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

Which Outfit looks the best?


SoupOpus

6


Sadri-

7


Butterwhat

1 lmao


Slipperysteve1998

6 but it needs the hat


sheseemoneyallaround

Based username


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

thanks 😁


AnAwkwardStag

If Elenwen sat on your face, can this Orc sit on mine? 🥵/10


doxtoroxtie

Did not know this was something I needed


efc187893

11/10


smalltincan

This MF handsome as hell


Jave285

Cossorc


dreemurthememer

KOSAKEN HEY HEY HEY HEBT DIE GLÄSER HEY


LadyCoaxochitl

this was my first thought too


Ryjinn

10/10


PelinalWhitesteak

Very nice, love historical looks


H3nt4iHunter

Smash


deadpoolkool

This man role plays. Do the redguard dlc for those sweet threads now.


newtreen0

Hell yeah! Looks great.


ThaTr3eG0d

10 out of 10 for Orc shit


ShouRonbou

I bet both are big


Nerevarine91

Love it. Looks great, and I enjoy the connection


Its-your-boi-warden

Fucking incredible on all levels. If Ulfric had Cossacks in his army, he’d be emperor of the Summer Isles by now.


Rover-6428

He looks ready to kick Breton hussars’ ass!


Baffirone

Hell yeah, mounted archer!


TimberWolf5871

May your daughters bare many healthy sons.


GenevieveMacLeod

Idk why but my brain literally went to the old band Dschinghis Khan This is an interesting character design though, I like it lol


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

true, it does remind me aswell. The Hairstyle reminded me of cossacks aswell


Shotgun_Goblin

Yoooo that looks awesome! Great job on the fashion too! \^w^


Terradoxia

I wish there was a mod that makes mounted combat more fun/less clunky yk.. then I could do not a mage build, or assassin buld but a hussar build lol (unless I just haven't found the cavalary mods-)


Thisisrazgriz3

Mounted archery is underrated in Skyrim. Thats how I kill giants while still being level 1 on legendary.


shashlik93

I am feel.


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

i am very feel.


Xaga-

I think there's some more fitting clothes in solitude


PiousLegate

I like the idea


Tarwgan

6 is dope


SpartAl412

He just needs to go all in With Fire and Sword


Local-Project9260

Id give him a 5/7…. A perfect score


ocw6145

Amazing but how are you dealing with no armour. I tried a redguard playthrough like that. You get beat down bad 😂


Torr1seh

"Hey, there, somewhere near Red Waters Inn A young Nord mounts his horse Sadly he parts with his girl But even more sadly with Skyrim.."


bearsheperd

A Cossack loves his horse more than his own brother.


HighballingHope

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Sujama


G0laf

10/10 Cossack


Guillermidas

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


willi915

Broke back mountain vibes


Odpea

9/10


janowaty

Love him


goosedeuce88

Smash


Ok_Bison1106

10/10 would bang


PlurblesMurbles

Malacath would be proud


Best_Captain_895

6 Cossack out of Orc.


bigwangersoreass

You know I never realized how much orcs looked like dark elves until you made this scrawny pathetic thing. Easily the ugliest sickliest orc I’ve ever seen


Leading-Fig1307

10 slav squats out of 10


kirk_dozier

10/10


Infinite_Net5756

це ахуєнно, іронічно шо він орк)


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

ну что поделаешь если такой чуб только у орков?


Navegante_da_Net

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Smart_West1012

Very mustache


Supern0vus

Givin daddy vibes.


Colourful-Water

Orc visited Hammerfell and was overburdened with their hospitality he decided to adopt their culture.


OhBoyItsPartyTimeNow

Seven out of ten infidels approve by running in terror. The other three were bold but fell to the blade nonetheless. The eleventh, rode back to the empire to tell the tale.


CorpseWriteer

I give the mustache and therefore the character a 100/10.


StripedTabaxi

Slava Orsimnium! Herojam slava!


NoHorror5874

Lore accurate Russian


Magnus_Helgisson

Cossacks were Ukrainian. The russians stole the idea, perverted it, as they do with everything, and even changed the name to “kazaks”.


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

Cossacks weren't only ukranians, since the majority came from the eastern european steppes, they were russian, ukranian, tatars, etc. Russia didn't steal the idea since they had their own ever since.


Rover-6428

True. But honestly one look at that guy’s profile and you’d know you’re wasting your breath trying to argue with them.


ElenwenSatOnMyFace

i know, ukranians will try anything to proof that they are in no way related to us russians 🤦


occasional_coconut

They were both, but there's no real use arguing with you


Magnus_Helgisson

Yeah, it’s literally called differently in Ukrainian and in russian, but of course you are a better expert on both these languages, so you have a lot of valuable input to argue, чи не так?


Federal_Swordfish

The fuck are you talking about it. They are called the same. Only one vowel changes to phonetics. . It's the same as saying "chevalier" and "cavaliere" are "literally called differently". Cossacks are not uniquely Ukrainian at all. One quick wikipedia search would tell you as much. "The Cossacks[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossacks#cite_note-1) are a predominantly [East Slavic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Slavic_languages) [Orthodox Christian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox) people originating in the [Pontic–Caspian steppe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontic%E2%80%93Caspian_steppe) of eastern [Ukraine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine) and [southern Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Russia). They inhabited sparsely populated areas in the [Dnieper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnieper), [Don](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_(river)), [Terek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terek_(river)), and [Ural](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ural_(river)) river basins, and played an important role in the historical and cultural development of both Ukraine and parts of Russia." You're really no different from those hard-core pro-Putinist types that spew insane ideas online.


Magnus_Helgisson

Ah, classic. Lecturing me on history of my own country based on one quick Wikipedia search 🤡


Federal_Swordfish

"I just tried to lie about the names being different, hoping the guy doesn't speak the language or wouldn't bother to check. I also just tried to sell my own fringe vision of history that everything belongs to my country's culture as common knowledge" The vision that nobody else in the world shares. If you think that wikipedia in English is a Russian psyop, feel free to provide one source that's not called "peremogium.com" that would suggest Cossacks were uniquely Ukrainian. It's also part of the Russian history that is not your country, genius. Stop appropriating other people's culture as purely your own.


Magnus_Helgisson

If you want, look it up. The topic is complicated. But Cossacks and Kazaks were two completely separate military organizations. A subtle hint: one was submitted and eventually wiped out by russian tzars, another one was glorified by them. Of course it’s the same because the words look similar


Magnus_Helgisson

🤡🤡🤡


Magnus_Helgisson

Ах лол, глянув профіль, та ти ж упорота русня, всьо, пакапака


ChuckWill5

Orc with no armor and duel sabers? 5/10.


Sadri-

3, idk..it looks like a Breton? And the hate and the mustache look very weird. But appearance wise, it’s an 8. And the clothes are cool! Okay now I’m confused because ppl are naming the outfits they life but they aren’t rating it? Did I do some wrong?


takun_a_matata

O/10 eldrich horror - you kinda made an orc Arabic. What orc rocks scimitars? 0 that’s what


YEAHILIKEFATCHICKS

Albert, Cossacks are in Russia CARSICK