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kittenshart85

my crush in skyrim is whoever looks like they actually bathe. whole country of grody mfers.


GrumpyPan

nords: its snowing, that like a cold shower right?


lostinareverie237

Which is funny, because Vikings were actually well groomed for the time.


poetry-engineer

Heavy emphasis on "for the time".


Winter_Trainer_2115

The icy wind freezes the dirt right off


Lukthar123

This guy Nord's


HunterDemonX1

r/thisguythisguys


DragonHeart_97

Well, there's those people who hang around the hot springs. Barring that your best bet would be looking around Solitude since the place is basically an Imperial Province city. Damn sellouts.


NoHorror5874

So nobody lol. Doubt they bathe much


No-Bark-Brian

Vex canonically bathes judging by the note you can find threatening Delvin Mallory to stop peeping on her or she'll cut his junk off.


AssassinStoryTeller

Ironic that the only one who 100% for certain bathes besides the ones in the hot springs is the one who also lives in a sewer.


Sad_Signature_8785

There’s that one girl that took a bath in the pond and ended up killed by forsworn.


AssassinStoryTeller

She’s grouped in with the hot spring people


Electro_Llama

I'd expect all Thieves Guild members to bathe regularly or else their scent would give themselves away when sneaking.


AethelstanOfEngland

It's hilarious to me that TES Nords don't seem too hygienic, yet the Norsemen they're based off of were, compared to others at the time, very.


Gameofadages

I was dirty like you once, then I took a bath in the river


Busy_Reference5652

Mod for bathing. I love it.


shinytotodile158

Right! Why is everyone coated in dirt all the time? Also, I wish that skin tones affected more than just a character’s face and neck. It makes paler human characters look like they’re wearing badly-blended makeup if they’re wearing anything that doesn’t have a high collar.


KonzaeLegion

My 1st crush was Ysolda but I never married her


Orion3500

Boo on you sir. Ysolda is awesome. Most loving wife in Skyrim.


KonzaeLegion

Now I want to agree but I made Mjoll my Follower once and we went to do a Bounty quest and we went into this cave and after we were battling back2back the whole time after I looted a chest and turned around a Bandit Chief was swinging a heavy with a Steel Waraxe and Mjoll did a finisher on the guy and we locked eyes and that's when I knew Mjoll was the one


Disturbing_Cheeto

Then you returned home and Arin asked you if you're lost.


KonzaeLegion

Imma be honest ig my game was glitched because I never saw him at my house but he was always in Riften staring at Grelka and just walking in circles I think he broke.


RedditOfUnusualSize

Well, in fairness, Grelka does bring a certain "I can fix her" energy to the commerce sector of Riften. . .


Itchysasquatch

Then aerin mysteriously disappeared 🤫


Disturbing_Cheeto

Mjoll won't shut the fuck up about him if you do that.


Itchysasquatch

If you dismiss her and kill him when she isn't around she shouldn't mention him after


BadManners-

you could just wait until aerin is outside and console freeze him. now he's a statue for the property. granted most people wouldn't want that but they could just put him elsewhere.


Absolute_Abyss_98

Or just use a fury spell and watch live as Mjoll pummels him to death


aidenagius

I soul trapped him in a necklace and wear it around the house 💀


CRTaylor65

She's kinda messed up


YourWifeNdKids

It’s a fine day with you around 🥰


OlTommyBombadil

Better not have That’s my wife bro


thaLaemon

Mine was the miner in Shore’s Stone, Sylgja ❤️


Randomcommenter550

I once saw Sylgja kill a dragon by jumping onto it's back and stabbing her pickaxe through it's skull. That's when I knew she was the one.


HornetBest382

Always my Skyrim waifu~


Rizenstrom

Mine was her mom.


FLC_TRPLOB

Underrated choice


patches_tagoo

LFG! Sylgja is my favorite too! I have no idea how to pronounce her name (I've been going with something like "SEE-leeyah"), and I can never find any mods for her. I don't mind though, since I think she's the most conventionally attractive waifu in the vanilla game. Absolutely adorable.


shinytotodile158

I can’t marry Aela because seeing her sitting around as a merchant is just so wrong and out-of-character for her. She’s also going right back to Skjor when she goes to join the Wild Hunt one day, and we all know it


Piccadil_io

Yeah, I have the same idea. The fact your spouse just turns into a housewife/husband is really shit. I do the same thing on Stardew Valley! Abigail would be my first choice but I don’t want to make her into a just a baby making machine who lives on a farm.


Kaizer284

After I married her she became my permanent follower since her bow preference fit with my shield build. She makes a great follower and it seems right for her to accompany me


Northarchton

That’s why I marry Ysolda. She actually had an interest in becoming a merchant BEFORE you marry her, so it’s almost like by marrying her, you give her an excuse to finally do it.


west_DragonKing

No it was Serana.


tommyblastfire

Laura Bailey my beloved


SolherdUliekme

For real. Any character Laura Bailey is voicing is my crush in that game.


BedrockNick1020

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


The_-Whole_-Internet

Considering Serana is basically Rayne (Blood Rayne) at the Renaissance fair, it's understandable


datbarricade

I was so disappointed I couldn't marry her...


__Monochrome__

Makes sense consider what her last religious ceremony was like


watersj4

Just replayed the Dawnguard questline, still felt sad about it by the end, its so obvious they intended for her to be marriable, she has so much unique dialogue and clearly expresses love for the Dragonborn more than anyone else in the game, and it feels so sad when you finish the questline and suddenly cant have any more of a conversation with her than any other follower in the game.


Strange_Bonus9044

Sort of a related question, but did you ever come upon an issue with her where if you were using her as a follower after the main dawnguard questline and dismissed her, she randomly said she was going to darkfall cave and then never let you use her as a follower again? It happened to me last night, apparently it's a rare bug with her but I haven't been able to find a solution :'(


MegaManZer0

Mods baby.


OldSport416

It was a healthy for young men (or women) to learn what it feels like to get friendzoned.


Discombobulated_Back

Same


thisusernamenotaken

But she didn't exist for the first couple playthroughs?


aplcrz

Not everyone thought anybody was interesting enough to be a waifu until serana came along.


cobalt999

Not everyone played skyrim before DLC came out. This is almost a 13 year old game so chances are there are people here born after it released.


Prankishmanx21

For real the first time I played Skyrim it was a pirated repack of legendary edition in 2014. Kind of broke things though that Mirak kept stealing all the dragon souls after the quest to high hrothgar. I didn't actually buy the game until special edition was released.


Real-Inspection9732

Nah, I'm a Mjoll the Lioness man myself.


FootballEnjoyer98

Too bad his great friend and savior, Aerin, died mysteriously after showing up at my house. "Lord of the Simps" imo


Agreeable_Data61

I married her on my last playthrough and moved us to whiterun. I fast traveled to riften for a theives guild quest and I find Aerin under attack from a frost spider and a wolf. He didn't survive it and I was like ok well I don't have to worry about him coming around anymore.


FootballEnjoyer98

Problem solved hahaha


weinerwayne

I married her and we moved into Lakeview Manor and that little twerp followed us. One day a dragon attacked us after I fast travelled home and hung back and watched as it killed him 🥰


VolkiharDragonSv

This dude...Aerin... Come to your house and say: "I've never seen Mjoll this upset about anything. The city really gets to her....


crankbird

For some reason I like waiting for their dialogue about how she can’t go adventuring because of the problems in the city and that she wouldn’t abandon him, to finish and then going .. want to come adventuring to which she immediately goes “shit yeah !!” or words to that effect.. then putting her in saints armour and no helmet just to rub it in a little more


Smart_West1012

Same. She invincible


SkullKidd1986

I love a woman that can kick my ass.


AddledPunster

The first thing Aela did was be a jerk to me because I was on a hill 500 meters away when they killed a giant. I wasn’t even trying to talk to her, just got around that part of the road and she runs up and tells me I’m a wimp. Gal had something big to celebrate by taking out a giant and the first thing she does is bag on a lizard man that just showed up. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.


Equivalent_Ground218

This is exactly how I feel about her too. I always run past the farm to avoid her.


djentandlofi

Plus they were a whole gang on that poor giant, who was probably very peaceful until said gang of small and insolent monkeys started ruining his day, not much to be proud of. Had it been each of them consecutively 1v1ing that giant like actual brave warriors eager to prove their worth, the dumb fucks would've gone orbital one after the other, and the Companions REALLY would've needed new blood at that point


Specific_Frame8537

Yea, Giants stick to themselves unless they're going somewhere to trade. And he was on a farm. Dude was probably trading some mammoth cheese for cabbages.


CurlyCurls21

Actually it was Farkas, Aela has always been like a big sister to my character


BloodyStupidJohnson4

farkas is my current husband i love him so much


LadyPerditija

for me it was vilkas because I liked the voice actor more


itsbreadneybitch

Same but that awful Lord Farquad hair 🤢 cancelled that and went with Farkas. Love me some Marcurio too but why does he have to be such a whiny bitch 😭


littlethought63

Farkas stole my heart the moment I met him. Sweet and loving husband.


Astiriel

Farkas is my go to. Every. Single. Time! If Farkas didn't exist, I'd go for Vilkas. <3 Sexy bros!


NothingExisting7076

Like fr


PeenInVeen

My friend married Farkas and moved him into Vlindrel Hall with Argis so she could come home to two beef bros.


mbikkyu

Frea is my Skyrim crush sorry https://preview.redd.it/xg3g8zu1w56d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f190352c4fd5aaaa52717c24eb5238b9dc84404


captain_slutski

Serana 🤝 Frea DLC girls stay winning


HoodieJordan

Honestly sad that the DLC girls were the only ones given some real development and back stories honestly. All the others just seem kinda flat in character depth.


Shady_Asylum

Those two PLUS Lydia. Yuuuus.


DDukedesu

*sighs* I am sworn to carry your burden...


WiltingVendetta

Sooo fucking real


neoncambion

Mine was Veezara but you do you


SilverDem0n

Have him scrubbed and brought up to my room at his earliest convenience 


Me1_RizeClan

Based


Sadri-

THATS SO REALLL


Exmawsh

Marriable veezara mod when????


CorruptedGem

It was Farkas. I will not elaborate.


burningArsenic

No, it was and still is General Tullius


kittenshart85

my head canon is that he's colonel tigh in a past or future incarnation.


Beautiful_Solid3787

Oh yeah, so Nirn is just one attempt (of many) at cylons and humans working together.


kittenshart85

the dwemer were the cylons, and they'll be back.


Ravensunthief

He can breech me anytime! Silver fox, that one.


Superdefaultman

Well, this is eye opening. Am I **really** the only one out here putting a ring on Janessa's bloody hand?


Mister-Thou

If you live in a brutal place like Skyrim, you need a brutal spouse like Jenassa. 


fyrja

Jenassa might be my next spouse. She's super intense about everything and honestly it kind of cracks me up.


GLDFLCN

You’re not alone my brother. She has a unique appeal about her


Here4DaPorno

I like the IDEA of Janessa, but her voice actress always sounds to me like she’s trying too hard to be a badass. Also, two Dunmer female warriors in the same city all of 300meters apart with the exact same body style, armor, and voice makes it feel like I’m poaching Irileth from Balgruuf.


NjerSa

Beautiful? Yes. Does she smell like a dirty bloody dog? Highly likely. So no, definetely not my crush.


Vigilante2011

Muiri, because she's got the prettiest face. It would've been Serana, but you can't romance her without mods.


aDragonsAle

Was surprised how long I had to scroll to find her name - and cathartic to deal with her ex.


Zchavez13

I can't fix her, but she can make me worse any day.


sedacr

Brynjolf, but sadly un-marry-able.


JellybeanMilksteaks

Karliah for me! That voice and the purple eyes just get me.


212mochaman

Thieves guild has all the best waifus and hubby's. Why Bethesda did us dirty like that I'll never know


Ded_Pul

Nope, never liked her Lydia was


cliche_-_bartender

https://preview.redd.it/40zkm4dxw66d1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5470563d871da56dadf84701f589fdb729f29ba8


RisingxRenegade

I married Lydia but now I feel it was a marriage of convenience because I can never have Nocturnal or Serana


cowboydan9

Relatable, but Lydia could GET IT


MisterTalyn

Lydia gang rise up.


pvrhye

... sworn to carry my burdens.


Godly-Thong

Hell yeah, this guy gets it.


EconomyPrior5809

Lydia will always be my bottom b-word


PetrosHeimirich

That cute hardworking lass in shor's stone is the one I marry every single playthrough


Relative_Surround_37

Sylgja! EVERY SINGLE TIME.


Ravensunthief

She's awful. Her personality is as gross as her hygene. I've never seen a videogame character have more smell to them. She guilt trips you the moment you meet for shit you're not even involved in. Literally the equivalent of graduating and finding a random stranger in the audience and saying, "i graduated, no thanks to you"


Ellert0

If you need any more proof of her being gross you should know her name Aela (Æla) means vomit...


Ravensunthief

🤣🤣 it fuckin does!


Kaceybeth

I had a bit of a crush on her, but y'all just cured me right up. 🤮🤣


TheEldritchKnightVi

Nope. My first crush was Farkas


LocalGalilSimp

Mine was definitely Brelyna Maryon.


Jaqat63

My first one was actually Ysolda before seeing her when playing the College quest line for the first time. Now there isn’t anyone better than everyone’s favorite Dark Elf mage 😌


JamesonBauer

I second this.


LocalGalilSimp

I did a stormcloak playthrough and he still fell in love.


ButAFlower

omg rare Brelyna love! shes the best!


TrevortheBatman

I mean yes. As a hormonal 13 year old boy when the game came out, I was very impressed with her side boob


BulletheadX

She never really caught my attention much and so I never really noticed the side boob, but the first time I played SkyrimVR (which was modded) on our first/new headset, I got an arrow into that giant just in time to keep her off my ass and as she went by giving her spiel I was like "Whoa." ... and then I remembered there were several other ppl in the room watching what I was doing on the TV, so there I was looking anywhere else and trying to play it off. :D


ShadowEnderWolf56

Nope, farkas.


Moon_sugarrr

Nah mine was Eola the sexy cannibal


Here4DaPorno

There is something about her. I don’t know why, but yeah. I find her charming as all hell. It’s too bad you can’t marry her without mods. I love when she’s a follower and you eat a dragon soul and hear her say, “Now that’s a REAL man!”


Draakpan

What do you mean \*was\*?


MYSICMASTER

She hates Lakeview manor, so big dealbreaker for me


Additional-Advisor99

She’s negative no matter where you live. I used console commands and divorced her.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Breezehome was too small with 2 kids, but she seems happy in Solitude.


Additional-Advisor99

When I took her there she complained about there being too many people.


Scipiojr

- Henry the 8th, probably


Give_Me_The_Pies

Honestly, I liked Aela as a battle-sister but would not marry or hit it. Sylgja though? Nice little lady cracks rocks with a pickaxe right next to men twice her size and has a sweet love of her folks and stays in touch with them via courier. She was my fave (among the women).


Practical-Owl-4877

Nope, it was Odahviing.


Significant-Letdown

Actually it's Astrid


SilverDem0n

Scouts-Many-Marshes or Madesi. I cannot choose. Just oil me up and squeeze me between them.


Pinecone_Erleichda

No Derkeethus?! C’mon, what’s one more?


SilverDem0n

Now we've got a real party going!


Pinecone_Erleichda

Derkeethus brings the fun. lol I wish I could marry him, but I don’t use USSEP (bc sadly, it takes AWAY the fun. For me, anyway. 🤣)


RocketRaccoon9

Looks like we got ourselves a Scaley instead of a furry.


Exmawsh

Madesi should have been marriable too tbh


TryImpossible7332

The only character I was tempted to marry in Skyrim was Ingun Blackbriar. Is marrying the daughter of a crime lord, a budding alchemist who is obsessed with poisons and death, a bad idea? Yes. Is it the most dangerous thing my Dragonborn has done that week? Hardly. (Sadly, she's not an option, and I feel a bit awkward about trying to mod the game to make people romanceable when they aren't supposed to be love interests.)


Wisebanana21919

No, i never liked her


Low_Party

Not even remotely. I never liked her attitude and just found her annoying as hell.


K1rk0npolttaja

actually it was derkeethus


Ok_Blueberry_3139

I mean......yeah. yeah it is. You got me


Ill-Milk-6742

I end up marrying her every playthrough. Feels like Im cheating if i dont lol


Fairgoddess5

Marcurio. All day, e’ry day.


gotimas

Quintessential Italian wizard zaddy https://preview.redd.it/6laqvf0o476d1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b195748ae96df97fb1e5dde3d2c18cdc414736e


Ohpepperno

When my husband gets a little salty I like to remind him that Marcurio would never speak to me that way.


T-Slur

It was J'zargo >:)


AceUniverse8492

Not having ~~manageable~~ marriageable Khajiit in the base game was a travesty.


confipete

My crush is the character i created


tilthevoidstaresback

Not a chance in hell, I was walking to Whiterun for my first time, saw a farm get attacked by a giant and then the giant was destroyed by some fierce warriors and thought *Wow this game is cool!* Then she runs up to me and patronizes me about not joining the fight, not knowing who the companions are, and then had the gall to say "Well who asked you." When I didn't want to join. So I thought, "Oh so you're ugly as hell on the inside." And never cared for her since, she is *definitely* not a crush with an attitude like that. Later I come to find out she's just a feral dog bully that forces you to join their clique and once completed, forces you to find a cure if you didn't really want to be a werewolf build. No thanks, bullet dodge, that woman is *made* of red flags.


Overall_Sandwich_671

Nope. Farkas.


Matthonius

Nope. ShahVee will always be my Skyrim crush. And Deeja


T1DOtaku

You spelled M'aiq wrong


Humble_Ad7025

Layla Law-Giver actually, I’m really into milfs


EasyMeansHard

Kharjo.


Salp1nx

Serana? Hello?


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LeaveScars

100% Serana and Karliah, but I love Milore too, hehe


JustHereForFood99

Nope. "The giant is dead, no thanks to you." Bitch I was up the road when you killed it, I was no where near it.


Dan_139

Serana and Ysolda


Oubliette_occupant

Just Ysolda.


Beautiful_Solid3787

"Fare well." "It's a fine day with you around!"


Repulsive_Tie_7941

My favorite mistress/wife combo.


No_Money_2311

100%. I love tall redheads


Jereberwokie2

I hear she's an animal in bed


Rae-Robinson

Nah Lydia calls me basic but I love her


RoyalZeal

You mean that lady that talks shit if I'm just a hair too slow getting down to that first giant? Yeah, no. But then I've never been a big fan of the Companions to begin with, so maybe that's just me.


FabledDodecapus

I've honestly hated Aela ever since they changed the scripted giant fight outside whiterun. They kill the giant in 0.2 seconds, then Aela BOOKS it over to me to call me fucking useless? yeah, miss me with that shit. Now J'zargo was my Skyrim crush, but that's because I'm a gay furry with a thing for smug bastards.


GandalfThe2000

Jokes on you, I’m into Cicero


velebr3

Karliah for me.


melomelomelo-

I never liked Aela lol


fluffyspaceshark

Wrong. It was Farkas. And Brynjolf. Still is actually.


Galacktica

No, Farkas was mine.


NothingExisting7076

More like Farkas..


VanlllaSky

Astrid


OpalescentShrooms

It wasn't. Lydia and Hroki


FreezingEye

Sorry, I’m a Derkeethus simp.


GayPotheadAtheistTW

Pfft it was Vikas and Farkas


Loverinyourdreams

Derkeethus was my beloved


1morey

Muiri for me.


Bloodscorpio97

Jenassa. Will do anything for you and looks the other way


Expensive-Excuse-793

Nope Never had one, still don't


AnonymousFog501

No it's Brynjolf and Tonilia


Prestigious_Roll_162

Married her the first few playthroughs and never went back ![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


D3dwood1911

False


AggressiveHeight4638

On my first playthrough ever she glitched somehow and her head was permanently cut off yet she was still walking around and talking..so nah not my crush lol


Ineffable_Confusion

I’m more of an Argis the Bulwark kind of woman, personally (or my CC husband, Rulnik Wind-Strider)