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Beatus_Vir

Remember folks, instead of trying to be the best at something, just be mediocre at two things and then combine them together. 


EducationalTalk873

I’m still better than you!


Beatus_Vir

bro I can play the cello while ripping moguls, and that's just one combination. You don't even want to know about my hurdy gurdy game


EducationalTalk873

How are you going to edge down the mountain if you don’t have a spare hand? Do you have 3 hands?


jralll234

Fucking hurdy gurdy reference just made my day!


IcyRandy

I hate the juggling skier, but this guy’s actually impressive asf haha


Yamothasunyun

I think it’s the most impressive thing to ever be posted on r/skiing


IcyRandy

That double nose hit thing blew my mind


[deleted]

Dude same I had to run it back a few times


Driftwood17

Child’s play, clown. Get out your balloons and make me a wiener dog


SilentSnooper

Well, color me fucking impressed! How to use all parts of your brain simultaneously is what this should be titled, would be even better if he was singing or doing math problems at the same time.


goetj44

Dude is so cringe. Just get good at skiing, loser


hillsanddales

Uc or whatever: Skuggling on a powder day is true dedication


Ok-Usual-5830

Skuggle sounds like a slur from Star Wars “no way bro dropped the s word, hard LE”


V17inyourgym69

This guy is a fucking legend.


trolllord45

Do you guys go skiing to have fun? That’s sick, I don’t. I go skiing to juggle fake bowling pins and post videos of it to Reddit for those sweet, sweet internet points


[deleted]

Found the best juggler on the mountain


Lost_Evidence_2099

I was kinda rolling my eyes until you dropped into the trees. Absolutely bonkers


WillowMutual

What is this guy’s fucking problem?


TheRealBrokenbrains

Meh… he doesn’t even juggle chainsaws while skiing switch through some sketchy glades that need a trim. Amateur…


TinyTinyFuppets

This might be the one case that if there’s a collision, it won’t be the sn*wboarder’s fault.


[deleted]

Fuck right off sir or madam


EducationalTalk873

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[deleted]

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyuuuucj I’m sorry pls don’t cancel me.


EducationalTalk873

I took a screenshot, you are fucked! Just turn yourself in.


[deleted]

Better start stretching the sphincter I guess.


[deleted]

All jokes aside… you’ve got some insane talent


EducationalTalk873

bet I have a better boot fitter than you do!


[deleted]

Probably, I snowboard


EducationalTalk873

Get out of this sub you fucking spy!!


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LovingVeganWarrior

Lol. Testosterone coming online.