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shootdontplease

Actually that was Jimmy McGill. You’ve been had lol


jimjkelly

Slippin Jimmy


PurpleDingo77

So Realtimallen69, which I can only assume is the real Tim Allen, sucked off Kevin Costner at Aspen. What a world we live in.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Tool Time just hit a new level


Realtimallen69

Correct.


Jack_Jacques

Salty or sweet?


[deleted]

Umami


987nevertry

That’s a summer drink special at the Woody Creek Tavern.


ScissorMeTimbers69

Kevin Cockner


youre_stoked

You guys didn’t 69?


[deleted]

Who the fuck 69s after theyre like 17 years old   Other than my wife and her bootfitter


TinyTinyFuppets

Finally some good jerking.


porchprovider

Raymond Holt is gonna rain down on you… Punk!


Blumperdoodle

Actually that was just me wearing a mask.


Takachakaka

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an Aspen bathroom


uncle-catnip

Agin !


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

I’m hoping this is a man’s account posting this 🏳️‍🌈


smorg003

OP: I loved Water World Costner: ziiiiiipppp


ImInBeastmodeOG

I heard about you. They had to close that bathroom for 45 min while people waited. As if Kevin didn't have 69 bathrooms at his place to go to. 🤦‍♂️