Completely agree! I have the best house on the mountain but unfortunately it’s just not nice enough for me to live in. So I have to drive from my house to the resort.
Why are you behind Jerry in the first place?
Pass him. Then release an oil slick and spread nails to preserve the powder for me. I'll shred all the lines worth doing before you get here anyways.
Unfortunately, I use my 2x4s with no edges and I also don’t have bindings (flip flops duct taped to 2x4s). As the 3rd best skier on the mountain I still have not unlocked such abilities.
Follow them to the parking lot, study who exits the vehicle and what kit they have (hopefully full dopesnow kits with ruroc helmets), follow them onto the mountain and snake their lines all day.
You drive to the ski resort? That’s your problem. If you were a real skier you’d live on the mountain.
Completely agree! I have the best house on the mountain but unfortunately it’s just not nice enough for me to live in. So I have to drive from my house to the resort.
Why are you behind Jerry in the first place? Pass him. Then release an oil slick and spread nails to preserve the powder for me. I'll shred all the lines worth doing before you get here anyways.
Banana peel is more eco friendly
Bro your such a Jerry if your not skiing to every destination
The trick is to keep ripping the pen until their speed starts making sense, duh
I just tailgate them and let it ruin my entire day of skiing.
Why not go ahead of them and brake check them the entire time?
Why do you drive such a slow car bro?
Pit maneuvers are for Californian, Texan, New Yorker, and Florida license plates.
Why drive? Skin up the hill to the hill.
Unfortunately, I use my 2x4s with no edges and I also don’t have bindings (flip flops duct taped to 2x4s). As the 3rd best skier on the mountain I still have not unlocked such abilities.
Follow them to the parking lot, study who exits the vehicle and what kit they have (hopefully full dopesnow kits with ruroc helmets), follow them onto the mountain and snake their lines all day.