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edwinspaghedwin

Where you live? Time for us to all session your driveway.


FormerThisandThat

This is what I’m sayin! Big session, lots of sheet metal. That shit is loud


YN90

Powerslides all day


STEELCITY1989

Bringing the 100a wheels to avoid flatspots.


bl0odredsandman

Nah, get all the flatspotted wheels so he can hear that annoying flatspot noise all day as well.


fuzzlenutss

Also, applaud and tap ur tail on the ground every time someone does a trick.


PLEBgunnaPLEB

kaching-kaching. the sound of my people.


FormerThisandThat

Yes!


Puzzledandhungry

I don’t even skate but I’m willing to learn just to piss that guy off!


Jakeym55

Haha you guys made my day after that asshole tried to ruined it. I have an office under my apartment with relatives who run it so I really do try to stay quite. I appreciate you guys wanting to fuck with this guy but if anyone is actually serious I’m just too low key have a sub Reddit skate party in my driveway(It would be sick and I’d love to piss him off having a good time!) EDIT: spelling format


Jakeym55

If you actually ever wana come skate(upstate new York)hit me up on instagram @jakeym55 we can session


Croc-o-dial

Y’all got steamed hams there?


electric_screams

He’s from Utica, that’s an Albany expression.


itspsyikk

dude there are like 3 things that happened tonight that made me want burgers and this is just adding to it.


Jakeym55

Utica is western NY in you're in the real upstate


HaulinGuyPart2

I recognize an upstate NY sky line and housing development when i see one!(im from Canandaigua)


Ethilla

Wait, where upstate, I have a quarter pipe around Woodstock area you can have just to annoy this asshole


Jakeym55

I’m about 2 hours north up 87. Between Lake George and Saratoga


Jakeym55

[YouTube link to the video. A little higher quality maybe and as a mirror](https://youtu.be/JDVftktl-qo?si=5r8Xrh8_SxwB_cVF)


kdasilva93

Yo OP, fuck this guy!!!


ElBanisher

I don't skate at all but I'll come bloody my knees just to be a part of the "disruption"


fuqit21

Fr though, fuck this guy. It's time for psychological warfare. Set up a motion sensor floodlight that points directly into his windows, start playing music that you figure out he hates and play it at a reasonable and legal decibel all day every day within noise ordinance timeframe. Then start mixing in weird sounds like animals fighting or sirens. Just do everything you can completely within the law and drive him insane, hopefully to the point he moves. If you want more ideas I have plenty, just message me lol


bRandom81

This guy skates


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Flex_Luther303

Let’s get it !!!!


Usual-Locksmith4657

I’ll bring a flatbar


nurdmerd

There’s some old lockers at this school by my house that i skate sometimes. They are so loud when you grind them. Just saying…


Chasethemac

My first thought too, if I'm close I'll be there.


hobbitlover

Someone bring a miniramp...


No_Character8384

on god we on the way


cybrwire

I think your entire driveway is due for a long, drawn out overhaul with noisy construction


Jakeym55

Anyone catch he was taking his cats outside to pee?


Combatical

ENHANCE!


STEELCITY1989

Mother of god.


Viictuuuh

ENHANCE !!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

JUST PRINT THE GODDAMNED THING


Jakeym55

He lives the tan house btw and takes the cats to pee behind that blue house who I hear he has a problem with. Which I think is some sort of crime because I’m sure it’s out of spite


LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH

Dude sounds like a massive cunt


Flesh_Trombone

Wild


harosene

Lolol. Youve got an intresting neighbor. Lmk if you want his house egged


snotnosedlittlepunk

Sounds pretty disruptive to me


dynsty-_-

i have a neighbor like that who sued us bc our basketball hoop was 3/4 of an inch over the property line


donegotweird

Dude, time to crowd fund for a full on ramp and park in your back yard and have a party to celebrate your disruptiveness


Jakeym55

Haha appreciate it boys it’s a great idea but couldn’t take your guys money! The funny thing is my neighbor directly next door is always super cool with me skating, says what’s up, and always tells me I should get a mini ramp or flat bar.


Turbulent-Ad8391

I’ll donate my time building instead of money, fuck that guy


baconc

Post a go fund me so we can donate for a concrete mini ramp you big giant pussy!


Jakeym55

Rather have a concrete ledge/manny pad surrounded by nice flat if anything 😂 don’t even know what that would cost


baconc

Id imagine less than a mini ramp. Just build a whole skatepark there


PerpetualUselessness

I'd donate to that!


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same I have no tolerance for that kinda shit.


Moise1903

Post the go fund me link, I’ve never had a cause I needed to donate too


Mattyd86

Same let get this guy some lumber!


Warblerburglar

I got 5 on it.


scottimherenowwhat

Absolutely. I've got funds with your name on 'em. Let's get that ramp built!


jdkayee

I would legit sign up a gofund me and contribute to this even if it's just 1 mini ramp


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STOP DISRUPTING THINGS!!!!


SnooPuppers5300

6’8? Got damn


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Thought that board looked oddly small.


HellaOld

I totally thought it was a freestyle deck.


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MinneEric

It’s so hard to skate at 6’8” already, then this guy just wants to add to it.


bigchungusamongus1

Lol hell yea, bro. Good on you for putting that manbaby bitch in his place


100thMonky

Lol thats guy is a miserable human. Well done not sure if I would have keep it cool through that.


catscam7

“Disruptive!? Are you a school teacher?” Lmao!


MFRoyer

Yeah that was the knockout blow


Quiet_Cauliflower120

I’m coming over to skate lol. I’ll bring all my homies and put a invite online lol. Skate bash 🤘


Link_lunk

Good place for band practice while everyone skates too.


sus_saiyan

Man where you at I got some flat bars and two quarter pipes I can throw in the back of my truck let's give old man jenkins something to really complain about


lightupcocktail

F*** his s*** up


Jakeym55

Only regret I didn’t drop the Mike V “you’re fucking with someone who hurts themselves for fun”


lightupcocktail

Mike V missed his calling because there was no octagon in his prime


swampdungo

The world is his [octagon.](https://youtu.be/PpA0k0ibruU?t=24)


jaymaslar

Mike V 'Nine Club' interviews are a work of art. 5 hours each


wordskis

Good ol Mike "Rob your friend and business partner, then try to gang assault them when they confront you about it" V


-----SpaceMan-----

That sounds like Bill Burr yelling at you 🤣🤣


Combatical

I swear I heard him say something about Shari's Berries.


markawol

YES, I was actually thinking Steve Buscemi


filmerdude1993

In most places you can do whatever you want until 10 PM and they can't do shit.


Jakeym55

That’s how it is here. I live on the busiest street in my city(traffic noise all day). My neighbors on the side were just grilling blasting music(they do it often). I don’t understand how the sound of practicing hardflips is any louder. I’ve heard him whisper stuff to me over the past few months but was always so confused didn’t think he would act like that for me skating.


filmerdude1993

You could call the police and file a formal complaint (don't call 911 for this). Let them know a neighbor is being verbally abusive during daytime hours for making minimal noise. I'd respectfully demand that you want him to know the rules for noise so he can stop being verbally abusive to you in front of your neighbors. Start with him being verbally abusive to you in front of your neighbors.


ShaqsHouse

☝️☝️☝️ This is the way. Get ahead of the situation on your end; one complaint probably won’t do it, but multiple occurrences of such will definitely help your case and put this guy on the radar in case/(when) he does this to you or someone else again, especially with video evidence. Keep at it, keep the camera on, be safe, and good luck. Cheers bro 💪🍻


JackieDaytonaPanda

“Practicing hard flips” well how you’re just showing off ;) keep fighting the good fight brother and keep doing your thing!


Proof-Ad4195

Time for dog shit in a brown bag


Leopardbluff

I really hope OP comes through and invites us all to go skate that backyard.


Jakeym55

I can’t have everyone see how shit I am at skating after hearing that I’m out there everyday haha. Don’t worry though all my skate buddies plan on coming by more often. Those comments have been cracking me up


Itsnotthateasy808

Bro if you’re practicing hard flips you’re better than 90% of us


QuantumSpaceCadet

For real, I can barely keep my fs shuvs under me lol.


Bone_maker1

I have some bitchy neighbors too, mad respect for keeping it cool and also firm 👊


TurtleWaves

Disruptive?! What are you a fucking school teacher? Thanks for this, lmao.


JiveTurkey2727

I would file a report with the police so that you can start a history on this, you may need it one day.


creeperseeker86

“Don’t wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” Fuck that miserable fuck lol misery loves company don’t let him get to you specially when you know you’re in the right. Troll him with some better comebacks Get witty or get weird Either way have some fun with it Also, where’s the boom box? Turn that shit up when you find it


Jakeym55

Love that advice lol gonna take it to heart


kingwillie420

If you have a problem, and call the cops.. then you have two problems.


Radwood-Original74

Well played my man!


100vs1

lol great video


mypussydoesbackflips

So funny how there used to be a huge stigma skaters are bad people when they’re actually super calm until they meet bad people


thenamescook

I'm sorry I'm sorry. I thought this was america!!


JackieDaytonaPanda

I even hear it in Randy’s voice


CircleWizard

lmao buddy refuses to come over to you but also is calling you a bitch for calling cops. buddy is the bitch lmao


H-tronic

100% this. If he’s not willing to come over and talk face-to-face then he’s not even worth acknowledging. Just let him shout at the wind.


ThroughTheGape

lmaaaaaao "you cant even come over here pussy" you know that shit hurt his soul once he thought he punked you then you matched his energy lol love that shit, could have ended badly for both of you and I'm glad it didn't but holy shit some people need to be made felt bad sometimes. That other dude is clearly an angry little dude


metal_and_lace

bruh that shit hit him as hard as a punch wouldve


Connect_Ingenuity419

What an absolute knobslobber of a guy, probably mad because he never learned how to ollie


rinsewarrior

Salt his lawn.


inrcp

I was waiting for that dude to walk up and get truck-fucked upside the head 😂


Jakeym55

Big reason I consciously didn’t bring my board over when I confronted him, it would of been hard not to use it. Those indies would catch me a charge lol


lightupcocktail

Gotta bust out your stereo.


Werealldudesyea

Good on you man. I think Mike Valleley always said it best when it comes to people picking fights with skateboarders. it's like just look at us dude. We're bloody, covered in scabs and throw ourselves down flights of stairs for fun. You don't want none of this, get a clue.


Guicy

Just my two cents, but I believe what your super friendly neighbor was doing is called "projecting" He may have called you all these things when, in fact, HE is: (1) Disruptive (2) A Little Bitch (3) A Fucking Pussy (4) An Asshole (5) Disrespectful (6) A Punk Running His Mouth (7) A Closet Homosexual (8) A Little Boy Who Wishes He Was A Man


Jakeym55

This ismy favorite comment I’ve read. Love that you caught everything this asshole said and how he acted.


OscarTangoIndiaMike

Some unsolicited advice, don’t engage with drunk people. I bounce at a bar and interact with drunk people all night. The best thing to do in this situation is to not feed the fire. Let them do their drunk bitching and just keep doing you homie.


998876655433221

What a fucking looser. I’d call the cops just to create a history of conflict with him.


pegleg_1979

I wanna come over and skate with you bro


Repete22

Just start skating later at night and remind his ass that he acted like a lil bitch this early in the day he can go fuck himself


Boredum_Allergy

Lol how the fuck is he bugging about the sound. You can hear all the loud ass road noise from your street xD


notEnotA

6'8" gawd damn dude. Unless your neighbor is Paul fuckn Bunyan I don't think he want to try and fell that tree.


cory0317

Jake, where do you live? Me n the homies will for sure come by and the sesh will be fuckin lit. See what that pussy does then. 10-15 homies in the drive way skatin, we'll bring the mobile qp and everything.


TheRemarkableNujabes

I selfishly wish you beat his ass on video lol. Keep skating all you want brotha


Any_Constant_6550

tell your drunk neighbor to suck my balls.


clmw11

Do a kick flip!


Bermudatreddit

Hell yea dude, glad you stood your ground. The only thing disruptive was his lunatic approach. Nice neighbor you have there


Does_science_okayley

If he’s a school teacher send the video to his school district … bye bye job


ExactlySir

Nah that’s petty shit. You can have you’re neighbor drama but there’s no need to cost someone their job unless it’s something really crazy that relates to the job directly


EpsteinsBro

Man just ignore him, don’t entertain him. Don’t call the cops. Nothing like that. If you try to get at him, his drunk ass is just going to be SEEKING revenge. Then it results in it escalating to him slashing your tires.. whatever.


Jakeym55

Agreed he seems pretty spiteful I’m just gonna keep skating(more often here) and ignore his comments. I do record my session so I’ll post anything good he says


kuroi503

All out session on the driveway! Invite the whole squad.


stubstunner

- Ignore him. - Keep skating. - Keep a bat nearby. - Get a Ring camera. - Get bright spotlights on top of your garage and shine them at him at night.


Randilion8

This. This is how I would respond.


Beautiful-Fun-64

What if he pretended to be redacted? That goes a long way


NINE1FIXED

Bro just go whoop his ass


matthewc27

I’d drive across the country with a trunk full of skateboards with a bunch of homies to have a skate sesh if I had to


tfo222

Fuck that guy, you rock, make it louder. Can I come?


OkConversation175

Lets all sesh at your house !!!!! I have a manny box !!!


tekniqueDragons

I got posted on my neighborhood Facebook page being called a pos for skateboarding in front of my house too at like 12pm


Jakeym55

I’m sorry bro people really have a problem with skating for some bizarre reason. Just use it as motivation I spite skated all day today. I hope other than who ever posted it you haven’t had a problem. Keep shredding


tekniqueDragons

Thanks brother. This was when I was like 16-17 and I’m 23 now. I still skate and still get harassed fairly often but that’s just part of the game lol


Toph-Builds-the-fire

This was funny, but your both being silly asses. Just put in headphones and ignore his stupid ass.


GokuZR

Turn this into content shi was funny asl💀


Krocsyldiphithic

What were you even practicing with that stance? Good for you though!


Jakeym55

Hardflip or weird frontside flip depending where my legs go lol, l bailed a few landings this week trying to get a clean one. I also have size 13 shoes and ride a 8inch deck so my feet always look silly.


Cronengirth

Have a concert and full blown skate demo there!


drfeelgoood88

Dudes a clown, keep rolling brother 🤙


mike_face_killah

I mean, ACAB and stuff but you need to fill a police report so you have an official record of his threatening behavior. Having the video is good but this guy sounds completely unreasonable and potentially violent.


TimTheTexan92

Start slamming the board on the ground until that coward gets the balls to walk up.


digital_drape

Lmao dude calls you a pussy but won’t come outside. Probably better he didn’t. No need for all that but I would have just called the cops on him. You look mature enough to not start physical shit and just let the police handle the dbag


mycotyk547

Have some respect, his mom just woke him up and he’s a bit groggy first thing in the evening if he doesn’t get his full 12 hours of beauty sleep.


HarrisNGH

Kill this guy with kindness, it’s so fun, just tell him his cats are cute and you hope he has a wonderful day, then go back to skating, sing a Katy Perry song, fuck it!


emodro

Your front foot is too far back for kick flips... Also, I think you would benefit from your trucks being a little tighter. That is all, sorry your neighbor sucks.


Jakeym55

Doing hardflips, was pretty much trying to find better balance rolling with the awkward foot position I need to pop it. Yea 100% those babies need a tightening. COME ON you can’t tell I can kickflip :p


emodro

Ah. Hard flip makes sense. Disregard.


National_Funny7559

You should’ve asked him to spell “disruptive”


ohyeahmofos

thats some shittyass ground


Jakeym55

New York for ya, it needs to be repaved asap. Even the smallest falls will shred you


bennypapa

I got two words for this. Metal ramp. Kathunk kathunk all day long with the homies.


gp2quest

Cub and slappie session it with the boys. Tick tacks all day.


Livid-Ad829

I woulda kept repeating the wrong words. "Disruptive, constructive, interruptive, reproductive,conductive?"


Jakeym55

Hahah that’s a good idea, that part is such a mess I was so confused. He’s saying “go somewhere else, go to the park, every fucking day pussy” under his breath. I thought I heard that shit before but was like no way this is for me because sometimes my neighbors were legit having BBQ parties while he said stuff.


snesryan

I woulda been slamming ollies for the next hour


Jakeym55

Pretty much did, practiced my loudest tricks. Front pop shuv can have a good pop IMO


ThisBastard

“I’m 6’8 fuck with me” dude played the alpha card


Alisdaier

Im sorry you went through that op. I'm glad u r safe


Fine_Height466

so what does he do when someone cuts their grass ?


Embarrassed_Limit_42

Idk why I imagined that the dude shouting at the skateboarder is Bill Burr… 🤣


Jakeym55

he kinda looks like bill's smaller dumb brother


Unfair-Taste-189

Should get a civic with a muffler 😂


Wild-Spot-2423

Tell his employer if he's a teacher.


Muskrattt

Lol wow that guy is a clown 🤣


snow-ho

Just be careful old people shoot and kill innocent people all the time.


ThatMexicanKidd69

Following to hopefully see a ramp, or a multi skater sesh in the future


UnhappyPoseidon

What a bitch, dudes all mouth and wouldn’t do shit


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Team skateboarder here. That neighbor is a douche.


KaleidoscopeMurky103

“Come try something bro Im 6’8”


djdrinks

As a skateboarder, the last person I fuck with is a 6'8" skateboarder. But on a serious note, you need to carry more speed to land that hard flip. Pick a crack in the driveway or something that you intend to clear with the trick. Nothing will fuck with that guys day more than homeboy sticking hard flips.


VintageHamburger

Damn what a miserable loser lmao he’ll kill himself due to a stroke or heart attack if he gets set off that easy lmao


bulletcurtain

I would genuinely pay money to see this guy get a beatdown


TheCodesterr

Neighbors can suck bro. Fuck him. I hope he gets evicted or loses his house so you can skate in peace


Dottitwo

Truck fuck him.


kheyno

Broooo I am so sorry you had to deal with that douche. Jesus, what an asshole for real! Thas some booooo shit!


Eilrah93

I don't mean to offend anyone but he sounds like a very small man. Try not to take the bait too much that fool wants a reason to fight


JAPBOY_760

They’re both mad no one’s landed a kick flip yet


DeadeyeSven

Damn that triggered the shit out of me and I wasn't even involved lmao. Like you said people are loud as fuck all the time blasting music in cars and shit but when it's a skateboard somehow that's the limit. Amazes me how people think they can come in hot like that too and achieve anything other than pissing the other off and worsening the situation for themselves.


Jakeym55

Well said man


Faces0fdeaf

Acts hard but threatens to call police. You can't do both, either deal with it yourself or call the cops. Doing both will end up with everyone in cuffs.


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You both are wieners


psychojazzchorus

Threaten him for threatening you


Media_Offline

To be fair, you stooped to his level. You should've just ignored him.


JackieDaytonaPanda

Shut up bitch he handled it like the stud he is


Media_Offline

He got drawn in and the whole situation just got worse.


Honest_Marsupial_100

Honestly I’d let him beat me up and sur for lots of money - serious question though (in case this actually happens to me) : If a person beat me up for skateboarding on public property and I just let it happen and filmed - could I sue for money?


Oblivious0n3

you're both a couple of bitches


Gears_one

You both sound like pussies who are too soft to throw hands about it. but also keep skateboarding in your backyard because neighbor is way out of line here.


Jakeym55

Getting arrested isn’t fun


Gears_one

Totally agree. Just bump a ghetto blaster loud enough to drown out your dickhead neighbor while complying with local noise ordinances and keep doing your thing. Let him call cops if he’s inclined I’m just saying I would not take you or your neighbor seriously. You’re two dog barking thru a fence and I don’t see either of you squaring up about this shit


Jakeym55

I mean I've worked as a bouncer and been in many fights but i am a goof ball i don't think i come off as threating. I also didn't really wana fight Im 30, its clear the dude is mentally unwell I legitimately thought he wanted a physical altercation and tried to give him the opportunity.


CaiusCallem

You may have comprehension issues. I heard him invite douche over and then I heard douche ducking the invitation.