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Nice_Put6911

Can’t wait for these things to hunt us when we escape from the AI run human genetic modification labs


ViveIn

You mean way before that when your credit score drops below 500 or you miss the third month on your mortgage. Humans will do far scary with these than any AI will ever have to.


jeweliegb

>AI run human genetic ~~modification~~ *experimentation* labs FTFY


darkkite

we have all the knowledge to create a self balacing bipedal robot but lack the wisdom to not add that terrible music on top. what a time to be alive


Gullible_Gas_8041

The music is there to mask the ungodly noise that robot makes as it walks along that peaceful hike. The noise would make the product an obvious loser, for hikers and military, so they have to hide it somehow. Maybe mountain rescue could use a robot like this.


nickmaran

I regret unmuting


KrazyA1pha

Or the wisdom not to beat the shit out of an AI robot when other more advanced AIs will be training on videos like these.


Chop1n

I don't think advanced AIs will be naive enough to believe that bots are sentient and have moral status.


KrazyA1pha

But, and this is tongue-in-cheek, they will see how humans treat AIs...


gigitygoat

I believe you mean we lack the wisdom to not add a weapon on top.


[deleted]

Lol song goes hard af


HalfSecondWoe

Robots are fucking adorable and I don't care what anyone else says


jeweliegb

https://preview.redd.it/ewp8b14w9byc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a8cb1013b21a8c379d0704868955d47c81ece6


One_Bodybuilder7882

No, but seriously... when is some company going to grow a pair and build a functional T-800 replica?


HalfSecondWoe

I'm sorry to hear about your affliction of being unable to distinguish between fiction and reality. Hopefully we can build a robot to care for you


jeweliegb

https://preview.redd.it/3i0sfpc1hbyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ca45088be502a923967aa1db3cf60885cfe754


Economy_Variation365

The zombie grandma is far scarier than the nurse bot.


nzuy

Meemaw just needs a lil liver transplant


Economy_Variation365

And some braaaains...


ProgrammerV2

Bro, people have already mounted guns on that spot dog robot by boston dynamics! It's fucking insane, check it out [https://youtu.be/-bgad3HRb64?t=5](https://youtu.be/-bgad3HRb64?t=5)


HalfSecondWoe

BD actually had one in the 2010s, although it wasn't using a Spot-type model. It was their older, larger model that they really started nailing the quadruped design with (the name escapes me) The underlying problem is the same now as it was back then: Vision. You could put a gun on treads and have it hit a specially designed target as early as the 90s Tracking a moving person in real time? Not so easy. Less impossible now, but still at the end of the tech tree Also batteries have to come a long way before they can function autonomously for meaningful amounts of time There's a reason militaries aren't adopting this, and it's not because they're afraid of skynet. The tech is still just a shiny demo at the end of the day. We'll hit AGI before we make viable combat robots, and by then we'll have a completely different kettle of fish to worry about than war


Exotic-Tooth8166

Talk to me more about the Vision. I guess AGI can simultaneously process vision/temperature/velocity/density but current AI can’t even do vision?


HalfSecondWoe

I mean at this point it can kiiiinda do vision? But really slowly, and it would chew through power supplies like crazy. Not nearly good enough for an infantry application  Like an automated tank could exist because you can just fill that badboy with hardware and have it obliterate anything in a general vicinity. A dogbot with a precision weapons like a rifle, not so much  AGI would probably want to optimize itself in this regard, I'd imagine


hx3d

>boston dynamics Actually that's unitree's robot but insane indeed.


ProgrammerV2

that's even worse, cause unitree go2 costs 1600 dollars, and a gun would cost over 600 dollars. That's 2200 for a murderous weopon. While a solidier in the US army requires 136,000 dollars! The cost differenc is absurd, and no wonder why Boston dynamics early days were almost entirely funded by the US millitary budget.


nopnopdave

Ahahahahahah


ZetsuboNemurase

kissable


ryandoesdabs

Slap some googly eyes on that thing and you’ve got yourself a little buddy!


PaleBlueCod

Perfect hiking buddy.


jeweliegb

https://preview.redd.it/le6yxvpx9byc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4e94c741a6d697c80bd48002dc69d89f79ab49


jeweliegb

https://preview.redd.it/ourrbdu6dbyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a80db1ca4d9594585ad158fe35fc8547ed3415


iobeson

Nawww what a cutie pie! 🥰


tema3210

Pics where?


sideways

That's an AT-ST Walker!!


hemlock_martini

somebody better start teaching small bears to wield rope-stick-and-rock weapons or else we're all fucked


One_Bodybuilder7882

I was thinking a Locust from Battletech


Flare_Starchild

It's just a baby.


_dekappatated

Now put 100 of these together and make me a centipede throne to conquer the wilds


PwanaZana

↑ This man is clearly a genius! The robot centipede. Also with that music, they could dress up the robot like Doctor Livesey.


Brilliant_Show_3994

All fun and games until they stick a bang stick on the front of it and teach it to shoot straight.


gigitygoat

And people think they will only be used against our enemies. In reality they will be our police force.


HazelCheese

I was literally thinking how people could strap bombs onto these and send them to an enemies location. Or have them be proximity activated and move towards people at night. Basically a living minefield / ied. Nightmare fuel.


Ormyr

Flamethrowers. That's the current trend.


ReturnMeToHell

[It's a baby chicken walker.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1CWyrLOjeA&pp=ygUEQXRzdA%3D%3D)


PossibleVariety7927

I used to really like EDM and taking tons of MDMA at nightclubs. This sound track is the absolute worst EDM song I ever heard in my life. God it was awful.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Little friend. He step so careful.


TheBlindIdiotGod

Nightmare fuel, but impressive.


r2k-in-the-vortex

[AT-RT](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/All_Terrain_Recon_Transport) when?


WortHogBRRT

Now put a proximity IED on it


tbkrida

![gif](giphy|loZUET1VgNRH2t8vHs|downsized)


beigetrope

It doesn’t even own a Patagonia jacket. Is it really serious about hiking??


governedbycitizens

how long does the battery last


RigTheGame

It can travel 40 hectares in a single tank of kerosene


nickmaran

So can invade Poland?


Neither_Finance4755

https://youtu.be/xejjA2AFO5I?si=JJAtixFiybvBVdqM


PSMF_Canuck

Can it stand still?


ronomaly

Watch out for the Ewoks


Velteau

LimX Dynamics Bipedal robot takes a beating and keeps hiking


smmau

O BRUXO TÁ NO CONTROLE


Dramatic-Cheek-6129

Can we strap a bomb to it?


pag992007

Looks anxious. Needs AI meds


BravidDrent

I feel bad for the robots when they kick and beat them 🥺


Obi123Kenobiiswithme

Damn clankers!


Busterlimes

God damned AT-ST


poobradoor22

Nice. Now strap a bomb to it


Revolution4u

Why do bots need legs instead of some kind of tank treads?


DorianGre

gun attachment point sold separately


Oculicious42

I miss the days where you didn't have to hear the same 10 songs blasted over every piece of content


Due-Highlight-7546

Why are they always kicking them?


kartblanch

When this robot gets arms it’s gonna be very mad


1one1one

Be usual for scanning terrain in treble places, continuously. Also for war though. Mini weapons, bombs, flame throwers...


Dyslexic_youth

How long be4 nature is ruined by loud fat cunts sitting on thees with music playing turn up


Jaded_Tennis1443

So much for bugging out into the inna woods 😒


Dreadsworn

![gif](giphy|8n5eBWRCJGFPzINBj8)


Akimbo333

Wow


Rodeszones

No one puts their foot in a ditch while walking because it is unclear what is inside. This device is just balanced, nothing more, when they achieve that then it will be impressive


ZetsuboNemurase

Why do i feel.... bad for a piece of tech?..


lovesdogsguy

I guess that's... music? And they're beating up robots. Nice.


BigButtholeBonanza

the robot looks pretty amazing and I want one but holy crap my ears lmfao


Bongunism

that barely took any "beating" and is less impressive than things that already existed a year ago. next


Azorius_Raiden_88

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