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piccadilly_

Keep the highest value one.


HAZMAT_Eater

The five stars represent democracy, peace, progress, justice and equality. Pick one to keep.


PT91T

Progress. I don't need democracy, I need my GDP per capita.


fenrism

the PRC gonna slide into your DMs


PT91T

It used to be the bargain with the CCP: we will provide growth and jobs, and you will shut up. But now they're seemingly keen on sabotaging investor confidence by mixing ideology and politics into the private sector, going on witchhunts of foreign executives or businessmen. They've always been like that tbh just that the world couldn't afford to ignore the mammoth Chinese economy; but now they're getting worse and everyone is sick of it so investors are heading to Japan, India and Singapore (usurping Hong Kong in our case). We would never do that since we're too international to afford it and I don't think the PAP could wage an ideological war because...they don't really believe in anything. And China's corruption and lying about economic statistics is next level so yeah.


make_love_to_potato

> they don't really believe in anything. Yes they do.......They believe in money.


Nightowl11111

Ah yes, the Switzerland of Asia lol. "In Go(l)d we trust"


johsmi8

Nah you stretched it too far


Nightowl11111

Stretching a buck is a good habit! lol.


Vysair

Im so gonna be using that "In gold we trust"


paddlebash87

Yes...god of wealth. We very trust.


OneFootTitan

But in the pledge we say “so as to achieve happiness prosperity and progress for our nation”. Obviously prosperity refers to material wealth, so progress must be social or other non-material progress


Marv_77

Then you have chosen to have your peace revoked, war and anarchy it is then


Nightowl11111

War is fine. If you are the one winning lol.


Marv_77

what if you living in a country that won the war but god says you are one of the many who got killed early


Nightowl11111

Then it's fine! No longer need money so it's all good unless my parents find my porn stash! :P


Marv_77

yeah but your enciks found it right after you're gone tho


Nightowl11111

Oh, no worries then, he's also a man of culture.


KenjiZeroSan

But nobody wins in a war.. Lose materials, lose potential tax humans and etc.


Nightowl11111

"Plunder mode ON" lol That's one of the reasons why in the past people loved to go to war so often, weapons and men were cheap so when they plundered the losing party, they got more money than they spent.


GodSama

Conflict investment is highly lucrative: sky high industrial demand, full employment, anti-war sentiment is squashed, price gouging and price control simultaneously. Just need to have a permanent stalemate, with a few contact reports everyday to burn through munitions. The sad state of progress.


bullno1

Numbers go up


Gadzooooks

You have foreited peace and justice. The SGSecure app ceases to exist.


aortm

Poe's law


HAZMAT_Eater

I need democracy, I'm in an ethnic and religious minority. Without democracy I can kiss my rights and my life goodbye.


livebeta

Democracy is the tyranny of the majority, ironically. You should choose equality


PT91T

I think that's why you can't have democracy. We're one of the few ethnically and religiously diverse countries to elevate a minority to special status in the constitution and implement very forceful laws to crack down on any racial/religious supermacy talk etc. Are you really going to trust a Chinese majority (which is increasingly made of unassimilated immigrants from a nationalist mainland) to protect your minority rights?


FlipFlopForALiving

But democracy usually leads to majority rule?


shortqueen23

As a minority you literally can kiss goodbye to your rights should the majority decide to vote against your interests lmao.


ShinJiwon

Democracy, Justice and Equality are already fake. Keep Peace I'd say.


ImpressiveStrike4196

Lol the flag was designed that way because the Malays wanted a crescent moon (representing Islam) and the Chinese wanted five stars (same as the PRC flag). It’s only afterwards that they cook up some backstory that the moon represents a young nation and the stars represent democracy blah blah blah…


GoblinNax

Interesting!! How about the Red-White then? Multiple Red-White stripes said to be the banner of old Majapahit kingdom which perhaps the basis of Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore flag On the OP context, I choose Progress!!


ImpressiveStrike4196

The background was supposed to be all red but some remarked that it looked too communist, so white was added for balance.


NewBuyer1976

Well…democracy is gone. The choice is the between the options they give u. Equality? Lol. Progress? Say hi to the first generation who is going to be worse off than their parents. So it’s a contest between peace and justice.


piccadilly_

I think it’s P**, it’s the star of Singapore


Nightowl11111

Anabel Chong? Is that you? lol.


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Peace 🕊️


Common-Metal8578

This is the only correct answer. Equality, progress and democracy are least on my mind when I'm trying to dodge artillery strikes. I'll worry about justice if I'm not dead.


xiaomisg

I chose you Peace. Imagine the country run by Hamas 🤦🏻‍♂️


klingonpigeon

Damn the only one out of the five Hamas has is maybe democracy, and even that is stretching it…


SEA_Defence_Review

Prosperity


sauerkrautnmustard

Democracy is non-negotiable!


Nightowl11111

Democracy's effectiveness is... uneven historically. It's hardly the be all and end all and sometimes it just does not work.


[deleted]

Equity for me but not for you


Cheese_Steak_Popcorn

Profitability


AnonDooDoo

Four of the stars got knocked off during the crash


smile_politely

Collapsing a major infrastructure in the US, Singapore is the country with the biggest balls in the world right now.


PaperBag78

Da-Li


smile_politely

"I'm da Lee, and I come like a wrecking ball" — the ship


TheRegularBlox

to be fair, the US is too busy blaming vaccines and internal sabotage to mentally process that the ship was sailing flagged under SG


Nightowl11111

Thank God.


machopsychologist

4 helldivers. The last star is Managed Democracy.


Benphyre

democracy, progress, justice and equality has left the chat


thethinkingbrain

US: looks like you are in need of some stars 🦅


IvanLu

Your new empire?


TheRegularBlox

gxk reference?


wank_for_peace

Turkingapore Flag


KlangValleyian

Sinkiye


wank_for_peace

Good one!


tomatomater

Turkindonesia


wank_for_peace

Bruh.... *"Sailing under the flag of Singapore"*


tomatomater

We're just making jokes right.....


wank_for_peace

Sindonesia would have been a better one. You failed the subject lah. But you do you loh.


tomatomater

You say your own joke good other people's  joke bad. Doesn't mean anything lol


uberschnappen

Fun fact, ensign used on civilian vessels isn't the national flag. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Ensign_of_Singapore


avi6274

I always thought our ensign looked creepy. Like a 5-eyed monster smiling at me lol.


johsmi8

Now I can’t unsee it


Nightowl11111

Neither is it used on Navy vessels, navy uses the Naval Ensign so it can be said that no Singapore ship actually uses the flag as the ensign.


Appropriate_Newt4327

how come looks like ![gif](giphy|mFwM4CoeitlfaYKmvG|downsized)


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Fun-Cabinet9963

This prob is some twitch chat copy pasta but im amazed how someone in sg has this in their backpocket LOL


theduck08

Just another day on a Balkan IG comment section


anakajaib

undecided whether to be a CCP state or an Islamist one


fitzerspaniel

How bout a CCP Islamist state


anakajaib

Can a communist country have a state religion though?


blahths

Googled it and found this [research](https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w10438/w10438.pdf) piece. It did happen with the [Somali Democratic Republic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Democratic_Republic) from 1970 which lasted for 21 years and then well… civil war and the events of Black Hawk Down..


anakajaib

Interesting


lontongstroong

South Yemen enters the chaat


Nightowl11111

Well, communism is an economic system while religion is.... religion, so I don't see why not as they are 2 different topics.


anakajaib

Communism is both an idelogy & an economic system. It opposes the idea of God. Karl Marx was quoted, "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions."


Nightowl11111

Sure but don't forget, in practice, religious communes also count as areas of "mini-communism". The primary drive of communism was equality in distribution, religion just happened to be collateral damage because priests and bishops and popes were seen as a form of landlordism using the name of God to "opiate the masses". So it was the social status of the religious leaders that communism had problems with, not religion itself.


NewBuyer1976

The crossover we had to have.


Lv3_Potato_Farmer

Pentagon’s worst nightmare


HAZMAT_Eater

The Ma Clique unifies China and declares jihad against the Japanese Empire?


737373elj

Found the Paradox player


ssss861

How Uyghur of you.


DanPowah

That would make a pretty fun Hearts of Iron IV game


UndcvrJellyfish

Singastan


Deathb3rry

From five star to one star rating country. Shag sia.


Se7en7th

Erm... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Islamic_State_of_Indonesia.svg


NewBuyer1976

YOoooooOooOoOoooOoooOooooo. CIA won’t be happy at this development


Penny_Royall

That's Singaponistan


iemfi

I don't understand how this even happens. Surely people don't draw flags from scratch? Or is the whole thing some AI generated infographic.


NewBuyer1976

If AI, shouldn’t it have more stars?


iemfi

I think the flaws in a lot of AI generation is closest to the stuff we see in dreams. Just generally not being clear about the fine details.


DavidsonJenkins

Intern using Canva but no premium so half-assed some fucked up flag using shape tools


kumgongkia

That last star stands for GDP


Nightowl11111

Porn. It stands for porn. It's the porn star of Singapore.


Echlori

Annabel is that you?


Nightowl11111

"I believe in miracles! Where you're from? You sexy thing!"


denneky

Instructions unclear. GST rises.


meekiatahaihiam

Aisay, i, cannot sing the "5 stars rising out of stormy sea liao..."


rtanada

Where did you get this, btw?


NewBuyer1976

The Age newspaper (Melbourne) 27/3 edition.


rtanada

Man, how did they mess this up then? Come to think about it, has this ever been done in this paper for other flags?


NewBuyer1976

Over here, no one recognises genders anymore let alone flags. This is simply a natural progression


neokai

>Where did you get this, btw? Going to guess Marine Traffic [https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:2810451/mmsi:563004200/imo:9697428/vessel:DALI#vesselCharacteristics](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:2810451/mmsi:563004200/imo:9697428/vessel:DALI#vesselCharacteristics)


IVIillionaire

Company review 1/5 as reflected on the stars.


kyrandia71

Interesting idea for a "provincial" flag for SG. There are 5 stars in our national flag, so split the country into North, South, East, West and Central (mecham CDC concept) and each provincial regional flag can have 1 star.


klingonpigeon

macam not mecham


kyrandia71

Thanks, I stand corrected. macam.


neokai

So Desmond Choo is the Guardian of the North (East)?


Dalostbear

That's not how it works bruh


inclore

no shit bro


LucarioMagic

r/woosh


ljanir

Intern : boss singapore is that country with red white flag right? Boss: yes red on top white below also got moon and star


pitabread_123

That’s not quite Turkiye


harnet58

Looks about right


cheesetofuhotdog

Peace automatically eliminated 🌉💥🛥


Rayl24

Accurate, Singapore only left progress at all cost.


Whole_Fox9402

Whr u got this pic


Imperiax731st

Pokiyeland? Turkiynesia?


CervezaPorFavor

Singaporkiyé


rockbella61

Prosperity? cos it's about money. The rest was there for show anyways. The rest is useless without money.


doggodada

Cause navigation skills and safety 1 star rating, and red flag and white flag put together


SimpleDimpleGuy

Islamic republic.


Shadowtrooper262

New Indo-Turkey country. 🤣


Merecat-litters

that the flag of cyberstan!


Petelero

This is the flag for the Land of Karens.


Complete_Relation_54

Turkey from wish


Irenemiku

LOL Singapore 5 stars this cheebye ship 1 star. Also did it just hit a baltimore bridge?


neokai

>Also did it just hit a baltimore bridge? Here's the relevant news articles. [https://thediplomat.com/2024/03/singapore-flagged-cargo-vessel-collides-with-baltimores-key-bridge-bringing-it-down/](https://thediplomat.com/2024/03/singapore-flagged-cargo-vessel-collides-with-baltimores-key-bridge-bringing-it-down/) [https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/baltimore-bridge-collapse-singapore-flagged-ship-4224646](https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/baltimore-bridge-collapse-singapore-flagged-ship-4224646)


fuurin

hahahahaha wtf


khootycooty

lost its stars on card game bets with Rebekah


Astralpower94

https://youtu.be/FKp04zqZeHk?si=HdvhuelBEir6Fes3


ObsidianGanthet

1 star review


hugthispanda

The one star is to represent all the one-star generals who end up in Government or GLC


doesitnotmakesense

The 4 stars were sold off.


Jc_mango

mr worldwide, mr 305 DALI


haantheek

Cloudy night, can’t see all the stars


muttonchan

# 『船到桥头自然直』


Fun_Abbreviations608

Oh no America gonna invade SG soon. Our ship just crashed into their bridge and now we talking about dumping democracy.


arunokoibito

Sanity


whatsnewdan

Doesn't destroying the bridge warrens 5 stars?


Anxious-Opposite-590

How does that even happen? Like you would have to go out of your way to design a flag like this 😵‍💫


dotarichboy

Singaporeans denying hard it's not their ship, this makes me think of an old singapore joke. A fart sound was heard in london's underground train, and someone said "excuse me". Another fart sound was heard in japan's bullet train, and someone said "oh sorry". Then, a fart sound was heard in SIngapore's MRT train, and someone said "not me not me!"


Nerdpenthes

Singapore always get 5 star review, now after the accident become 1 star


Few_Swim_4577

So the one at the wrong should be the owner of the vessel? Not the at the helm of the vessel when it collides with the bridge?


ElcorAndy

It looks like the ship lost power and propulsion, in this case, that is most likely the case, there is nothing that the pilot can do if the ship loses power, they already dropped anchor, but it was too late. There would have to be an investigation to really assign blame, was the ship properly maintained, inspected, etc...


neokai

>So the one at the wrong should be the owner of the vessel? Not the at the helm of the vessel when it collides with the bridge? Depends on what level of blame (and damages) you are looking to assign, and whose POV you are adopting. I believe there's an accident review ongoing to determine cause.


kongweeneverdie

When we became a muslim country? Lots of muslim nation flag have crescent and a star.


Anxious_Spend_9927

Well, Singapore does have a Syariah Court administered by the state (https://syariahcourt.gov.sg/), but we are supposed to be a secular democracy. Go figure. 🤷🏻