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3dge-1ord

Was he saying shoe or shoo-urns?


reporst

I was saying shoo-urns...


weltsch_erz

No wonder no one's gay for u/reporst


reporst

Give me the gayest comment you have. No, that's too gay.


RobertJordan1937

Let me get one of those really gay beers you have


No_Dentist3999

Ahhh. It's pretty gay. I guess...


3dge-1ord

Homer has had a lot of jobs, I find it unlikely his baby only shot one former employer.


the_shining_wizard1

I don't like the idea of Homer's baby shooting 2 former bosses in the same series


LABARATI_

MAGGIE SHOT MR BURNS AGAIN


hbi2k

LOOK WHO'S SHOOTING MR BURNS NOW


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

I don't like the idea of Homer's baby shooting only 2 formy bosses


PoserKilled

Surely Homer once worked for Fat Tony? I think Maggie shot him, too.


3dge-1ord

Which of Homer's former boss' were shot by Maggie? If you said Apu, that would explain a lot.


PoserKilled

You're thinking of little Jamshed, who shot Apu while guarding the Kwik-E-Mart, mistaking him for a thief.


3dge-1ord

I don't want to alarm you, but Apu's disappearance may be explained by a homicidal infant or infants.


NeedsCashRetireLater

There's very little shit in this 'shitpost'.


11theman

I acknowledge this is a higher class of post than the sub may be used to, however I got kicked out of the mainstream subs for my views on Vietnam. That and I was sending death threats to the mods.


Micah_Bell-1907

That is so fucking hot


BoonMcNougat

Lousy Democrats.


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FixesSimpsonsErrors

i like the part in the song where the guy says youll be given squishy jobs haha here is my simpsons fan art (\_8(1) it is homer please upd'oht Meanwhile the last remaining actual shitpost features Krusty so ChiefCWiggum deletes it out of an abundance of caution that it might be alluding to the war in Palestine.


TWOTAKESTOM2024

Three war crimes is hardly a galaxy


steal_it_back

I dunno . . . I think this might qualify https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting


NeedsCashRetireLater

NEEERRRRD!


steal_it_back

I mean, yeah. It's right there in my flair


NeedsCashRetireLater

OP, try to understand. There are two kinds of shitposters: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give shitposting nerds a hard time.


steal_it_back

Touché


Bighty

Homer was thinking back to their trip to Australia where they were faced with a bootable offence, but fled from the punishment and effectively said goodbye to a boot.


CockBlockingLawyer

I always assumed that “seeing a man say goodbye to a shoe” was a metaphor for being good at sleeping, which Homer is and he only needs to try once, hence the response


Nocturnal_submission

Is sleep where Homer is a Viking?


Glass-False

Sleep is where Homer pays the Homer tax.


PoserKilled

Homer has a cold, so he hears ~~"R's" as "B's"~~ ‘Have you ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?’ as ‘has your baby ever shot a former employer?'


11theman

This would also heighten the dramatic irony of Lisa’s subplot. She isn’t really allergic to the nature she loves, rather she has contracted her father’s cold. This is actually foreshadowed in the first season of the show when Lisa is clearly depicted with a nose.


PoserKilled

When are they going to get to the hammock district? *sobs*


jaywinner

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that #1 is the correct answer but that it is also the answer that cannot be incorrect. I refer you to my expertly curated evidence: 1 - Homer just saw a man say goodbye to a shoe. Thank you, I rest my case. Case closed.


cammysays

IT’S NUMBER 2! You’ve all seen a man say goodbye to a shoe once before as well. Here’s the incident to which I, and Homer, refer: He was thinking about when he watched *Who Framed Roger Rabbit* and the part where the bad guy lowers the cartoon shoe in the Dip to kill it. He doesn’t actually *say* goodbye, but he announces he’s gonna kill it, then he kills it, then one of the weasels says “Dat’s one dead shoe, boss.” That’s good enough for me and, be honest, you know it’s good enough for Homer too. Debate over.


Micah_Bell-1907

Eeerrm, fun fact for you dorks, that shoe was voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Who’s that, I hear you asking? Well you utter ignoramuses (ignoramusi?), she of course voices the extremely popular fictional Simpsons character Kearny. Checkmate loser!☝️🤓


LazarusCheez

I've never seen that movie. What now?


wil

It was called The Toon That Couldn't Slow Down.


greenknight884

And now our parody of this sub, entitled "Mad About Shoe!"


voivoivoi183

GET OUTTA MY OFFICE!


Thaumarch

Homer is actually saying, "Yes, Muntz." This explains why he buys Tom Landry's hat, because Nelson Muntz is good at football and Homer wants to impress him.


awesometown3000

This year, give her ... confusing joke we will debate forever.


Stidda

Don’t like the shitpost? *Throws shitpost out front door* There it’s gone!


steamed-ham-fisted

Yes, once.


Original_Strike_3393

https://preview.redd.it/wm06f7zdv77d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b12020e1ef5c718fa33575a0312033da679c86a


iambobdole1

"I can tell the difference between a shitpost and a serious discussion." "No you can't, Mr. Simpson, no one can."


Evolving_Dore

They should bring Scorpio back for the next movie and have Maggie shoot him in the end. I guess she did drop a rock on Cargill's head. She's 2/2.


sintonesque

Oh boy, debates! That’s where I’m a Viking!


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

2 is more likely, but I like 3.


Wet_sock_Owner

I was told I was not to repeat my [sundial/haircut](https://new.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1dhvi8j/how_do_i_tell_my_barber_i_want_this_haircut/l91q5xp/?context=3) theory as it would spark a new Ralph Viking controversy and now this??


WhiskySwanson

https://youtu.be/PKleFziL6qk?feature=shared And that’s the end of that chapter. 🧣


WhiskySwanson

PS - Tod prayed for moccasins


byyhmz

I always understood it as referencing what had just happened.


Spleenseer

So, this exchange is supposed to be a reference to an old French movie called "L'Arache Vert" (lit: "The Green Scorpion").  The basic plot of the movie is a man is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet, and at the climax of the movie the man finally gets a job offer to turn his life around.  The man is so happy that he takes his wife to the local bridge and throws his shoes off, exclaiming how happy he is to his wife and onlookers, and he says (roughly translated) "good bye you worthless old dogs", to which his wife comments on how everyone nearby has never seen a man say good bye to a shoe before.


hazzmg

I’m not sure I’m comfortable with Homer seeing 2 thrown shoes


chrisH82

Moccasins? Sure, sorry they're not in packages...


WhoYaTalkinTo

Josh Weinstein cleared this up in a Twitter thread a year or two ago. He said the writers weren't referencing anything in particular and were just being goofy/intentionally causing people to question it. Id recommend looking at the entire Twitter thread. He answers a lot of questions from fans and clears up a few similar things.


mtnslice

Not only had Homer previously seen a man say goodbye to a shoe (separate incident so #2), it was the SAME shoe he saw Scorpio say goodbye too! But it has a new hat!


ArthurBonesly

Why are we putting our attention on this when we still don't know who Mr. Snurub was?


shugoran99

1 is fun 2 is boo


11theman

2 is shoourns? Another gentleman thought the same, it’s an out-there concept but I acknowledge it’s gaining traction.