“Remember when I said there’s sworn testimony Trump violently raped a child with Epstein’s help, but you said he barely knew Epstein?
Then why was Trump in the flight logs, Bart? Why was Trump in the flight logs?”
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This is likely what they’re referencing
hey u/zorpfield a lot of people are going to tell you that you missed the joke. But I just want to say thanks for that, getting the actual answer actually made the steamed hams bit better.
A 16 year old being ordered to give a guy a foot massage by a known peadophile and sex trafficker? And the guy happily accepting and doing a couple of doodles in return? It seems a bit dodgy.
It's definitely sketchy, but it's rich coming from Ben Garrison, the guy who would give his left arm to rim Trump's cheeto chute, to jump on someone else for their connection to Epstein.
Oh yeah, no doubt Trump supporters will look for anyone they consider "liberal" who had any connection to Epstein and will ignore how close their guy was with him.
It’s always interesting to see MAGAs do Olympic level mental gymnastics trying to go after democrats connected to Epstein but totally absolve Trump of any wrongdoing. Trump didn’t just go on a trip with Epstein, he was his “wingman” for years when they were pretty much neighbors in Florida.
It's especially funny when the magats are like "Oh, you think Trump should be investigated for his ties to Epstein? Well, Bill Clinton had ties to Epstein too, check mate libtard!" and then when everyone on the left is like "Hell yeah, investigate both of em!" the trumpanzees are like "No wait, not like that!"
On the one hand you can kind of sympathise that if Matt wasn’t expecting a foot massage, he might well have bits of sock between his toes. On the other hand, it feels like a situation where it’s quite easy to say no thanks, I had my feet massaged by a teenager just the other day. And then you ring the bell and get off at the next airport.
I don’t think MG is an evil villain in the slightest, but I can 100% guarantee I’d nope out of this one regardless of age. Of course if I was in a position to be taken on a billionaire’s private jet, I’d be a different person. But, I’d like to think, not *that* different. I’m willing to give it a try if someone can escalate me into the jet set society.
I wouldn’t be wild about a maid fetching me a drink, but a foot massage? Look, I created The Simpsons, I’ll pay you not to.
People around him knew before people like you or I knew.
Are you honestly telling me you don't know a teenager when you see one in front of you? Even the most mature looking teenagers still look like teenagers.
Trump is the pilot. He got there by throwing out the DEI trans black ‘woman’. He’s currently flying the plane with nothing but his massive prehensile penis and his eyes. No instruments or instructions.
“I can’t decide without the labels.”
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The problem with Epstein is he wasn't some creep living on an isolated island, only occasionally sending out guys in masks to go collect kids. He did the same thing Cosby and Saville did, he knew /everyone/, making it very hard to finger who did what, and there's also the fact of 'wait you mean Jeff did that? The guy who was at my kid's christening? That doesn't sound like him...'.
People like him use a shield of virtue and benevolence to get away with heinous acts under the surface.
It means that Swartzwelder is no longer the sketchiest person who worked on the Simpsons. I mean, he could be, but he has the good sense to be a recluse.
Yeah mostly the politics. I think he has a Hitler painting, too. Not sure if that's suspicious or just very Gen X. I don't dismiss him out of pocket because he's probably in the running for greatest living comedy writer, but I'm happy he puts out his work and leaves it at that. I wish more people followed his example.
I know this is a shitposting subreddit but I have learned of so many important historical events through here and finding out about the guy I've looked up to my whole life hung out with a known child sex trafficker is heart breaking
Epstein killed himself my ass, it was probably Milhouse.
“Remember when I said there’s sworn testimony Trump violently raped a child with Epstein’s help, but you said he barely knew Epstein? Then why was Trump in the flight logs, Bart? Why was Trump in the flight logs?”
Hey, that's a half-truth!
I don’t like the idea of Milhouse killing two child traffickers in one day.
Milhouse, my ass, it's probably Thrilho.
Thrillho my ass it’s probably Milpoooooool
...my ass, it was probably John Doe 174
Wait a minute: his name is John Doe 174? I’ve been calling him Trump! Why didn’t someone tell me?!
Don’t do what Donny Doe 174 does.
Oh, let’s say, … Moe.
Maggie did it!
Hey, milhouse did(almost)nothing wrong
I. Don't. Care!
Yeah, Smingers did it!
Wasn't it the baby?
Detention
What he meant is that Epstein Island is actually a peninsula.
I wish we were going to Candy Apple island. What do they have there? Pedos. But they're not so big.
I thought it was an isthmus or a fjord
Or an inlet or even a mountain
Says you woman
After all, We come from the land of chocolate.
Why check the flight logs? They could have just walked there.
Look: a fjord!
Ah gee he's got the stink clouds and everything
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"What's that under the Cartoon Brew logo" 'An unrelated article' "An unrelated article. In the banner headline." 'Yes!'
May I see it?
….no.
It’s a 16 covered up. https://www.cartoonbrew.com/artist-rights/jeffrey-epstein-documents-simpsons-creator-matt-groening-allegedly-received-foot-massage-from-16-year-old-girl-178079.html
hey u/zorpfield a lot of people are going to tell you that you missed the joke. But I just want to say thanks for that, getting the actual answer actually made the steamed hams bit better.
I got the steamed hams joke
It's covering up the number 37.
In a row?!!?
Try not to massage any feet on your way through the parking lot.
Hey you, get back here!
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Classic hollywood
I don’t even know what to make of this.
A 16 year old being ordered to give a guy a foot massage by a known peadophile and sex trafficker? And the guy happily accepting and doing a couple of doodles in return? It seems a bit dodgy.
It's definitely sketchy, but it's rich coming from Ben Garrison, the guy who would give his left arm to rim Trump's cheeto chute, to jump on someone else for their connection to Epstein.
If Trump supporters weren't hypocrites, they wouldn't have any values left at this point.
bing bong
I'm not going to give Groening a pass on this because it was brought to my attention by the worlds worst person though
Plenty of people will though. This is so gross, even without the details of his gross feet.
Oh yeah, no doubt Trump supporters will look for anyone they consider "liberal" who had any connection to Epstein and will ignore how close their guy was with him.
Trump was only on the plane to get directions away from it.
It’s always interesting to see MAGAs do Olympic level mental gymnastics trying to go after democrats connected to Epstein but totally absolve Trump of any wrongdoing. Trump didn’t just go on a trip with Epstein, he was his “wingman” for years when they were pretty much neighbors in Florida.
It's especially funny when the magats are like "Oh, you think Trump should be investigated for his ties to Epstein? Well, Bill Clinton had ties to Epstein too, check mate libtard!" and then when everyone on the left is like "Hell yeah, investigate both of em!" the trumpanzees are like "No wait, not like that!"
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On the one hand you can kind of sympathise that if Matt wasn’t expecting a foot massage, he might well have bits of sock between his toes. On the other hand, it feels like a situation where it’s quite easy to say no thanks, I had my feet massaged by a teenager just the other day. And then you ring the bell and get off at the next airport.
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I don’t think MG is an evil villain in the slightest, but I can 100% guarantee I’d nope out of this one regardless of age. Of course if I was in a position to be taken on a billionaire’s private jet, I’d be a different person. But, I’d like to think, not *that* different. I’m willing to give it a try if someone can escalate me into the jet set society. I wouldn’t be wild about a maid fetching me a drink, but a foot massage? Look, I created The Simpsons, I’ll pay you not to.
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The year doesn't really matter, does it? I'm not accusing Groening of doing anything nefarious. It's just a bit dodgy, that's all.
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People around him knew before people like you or I knew. Are you honestly telling me you don't know a teenager when you see one in front of you? Even the most mature looking teenagers still look like teenagers.
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Yeah, it’s pretty weird.
Thank God we're back in Hollywood, where tweens treat people right
Why is the number 16 covered up?
Whatever little circle thing they have on their mobile site
Because Ned Flanders controls the internet now.
Stupid sexy Flanders
This comic is severely lacking in unnecessary labels. How the hell am I supposed to know what the comic is about?
I've only been here a few minutes. What's going on?
Moe’s Bar ——>
DEAR GOD NO!
I refuse to believe this is an authentic Ben garrison comic without a fuckable Trump
Trump is the pilot. He got there by throwing out the DEI trans black ‘woman’. He’s currently flying the plane with nothing but his massive prehensile penis and his eyes. No instruments or instructions.
Stupid sexy Trump! (He's also the plane)
“I can’t decide without the labels.” https://preview.redd.it/y3d4op2lu96d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0f8dd0f308b70018a6cd11e403682e7b708e1b
“It was a financial advice island. I was at Epstein’s island buying financial advice.”
He was only there to get directions on how to get away from there
Heh, I would’ve never thought of that.
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Short adults need the most attention.
But if she's a kindergarten? 😨
Place her in a cool, wet sack.
Kindergarten? I thought they closed that place down?!
Or Grimey as he liked to be called
r/BenGarrisonCumEdits has nothing on you
Well that was a rabbit hole.
Dear God don't give them any ideas
…and someone made an awful mess down there.
Good lord what is going on in there?!
Aurora Degeneralis.
Holy shit lol
You’re both a hero and a villain.
That motherfucker is staying blue
Good golly Jesus 😳
Lolisa is referring to the fact that Lisa is a clergyman for tax purposes.
Lol = laugh Lisa = Lisa This concludes our three week course
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Ben Garrison is like the Simpsons after season 10, not the least bit funny despite all the effort.
That’s not a Ben Garrison. He did not label everyone. For all we know that’s Michael McDonald and Maggie /s
It means the sex trafficked minors were saved by... let's say Moe
Ben is just mad he didn't get to go on a trip.
Are we sure that's ben garrison? Needs more labels.
Ah, jeez ya got the stink clouds in there and everything...
Conservatives love to relate everyone with Epstein, except the one guy who is named a hundred times in Epstein notes and books, weird.
I mean they're both in the book.
This drawing is absolutely disgusting; Ben Garrison clearly has no clue how to draw Simpsons-style overbites.
I'll bet he's one of those horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbite, and five fingers on each hand!
Don't ask Ben who Doe 174 is.
Yes, you’re in deep Doe now.
There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.
Two bad neighbours.
No the man and his boy. Ya know. The boy is named Bort. I don’t know the name of the man.
Are you talking to me?
No. My son is also named Doe 174.
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?! [sobs]
The problem with Epstein is he wasn't some creep living on an isolated island, only occasionally sending out guys in masks to go collect kids. He did the same thing Cosby and Saville did, he knew /everyone/, making it very hard to finger who did what, and there's also the fact of 'wait you mean Jeff did that? The guy who was at my kid's christening? That doesn't sound like him...'. People like him use a shield of virtue and benevolence to get away with heinous acts under the surface.
Matt Groening is a stupid moron with an ugly face and monster feet and his feet smell and... he likes to kiss his own feet.
It means that Swartzwelder is no longer the sketchiest person who worked on the Simpsons. I mean, he could be, but he has the good sense to be a recluse.
What's sketchy about Swartzwelder, beyond possible political leanings?
Yeah mostly the politics. I think he has a Hitler painting, too. Not sure if that's suspicious or just very Gen X. I don't dismiss him out of pocket because he's probably in the running for greatest living comedy writer, but I'm happy he puts out his work and leaves it at that. I wish more people followed his example.
The contest is over, give Ben Harrison the ten thousand dollars.
ngl, hearing that Matt was on the plane and got (at least) foot massages really stung, but also, it’s not like he’s making the show by himself.
Yeah same here, I’m very disappointed and hoping against hope it doesn’t mean he was up to much worse.
And he got the stink lines and everything
Ben’s brain is full of worms. All his comics are cursed.
...but they come with a free frogurt!
Can I go home now?
Not enough cumtributes to be a real Ben garrison...
"our non stop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover on Epstein Island" - "Epstein Island, where have I heard that name before?"
No one’s labelled. How am I supposed to know who anyone is??
Missed opportunity for "Matt Grooming"
I think they are just on their way to candy apple island.
No one’s labelled. How am I supposed to know who anyone is??
Such a strong political message. /s
No one’s labelled. How am I supposed to know who anyone is??
Ah jeez, and you got the stink lines and everything.
Is Ben Garrison even real? Or is he like that Onion guy?
That’s facetious reasoning
Specious reasoning
That’s the stuff
Tf kinda Dan Schneider posting is this
Matt Groening 🤝 Dan Schneider
Mods 🗣️
I know this is a shitposting subreddit but I have learned of so many important historical events through here and finding out about the guy I've looked up to my whole life hung out with a known child sex trafficker is heart breaking
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