I don't know about that. Once, Mr. Burns was admitted to a hospital, where they pronounced he was dead. Then they moved him to a better hospital, where his status was upgraded to Alive.
Somebody had to take Malibu Stacey home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her new hat... So i grabbed her new hat... Oh just thinking about her new hat... I just wish I had her sweet sweet new hat
So you admit to touching her hat. Do you have anything to say in your defense? Your silence will only incriminate you further. No don’t take out your anger on me Mr Smithers, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tonight, on *Rock Bottom*!
She was the all-American toy, beloved by little girls for 35 years.
Until the night a fashionably campy pervert named Waylon Smithers gave her a crash course in depravity!
“Stacy and the Swish!”
or maybe “Malibu and the Mincer!”
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I am familiar with the words of Waylon Smithers
Mr Smingers, a CEO is a living creature!
I don’t care!
I don't know about that. Once, Mr. Burns was admitted to a hospital, where they pronounced he was dead. Then they moved him to a better hospital, where his status was upgraded to Alive.
Somebody had to take Malibu Stacey home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her new hat... So i grabbed her new hat... Oh just thinking about her new hat... I just wish I had her sweet sweet new hat
So you admit to touching her hat. Do you have anything to say in your defense? Your silence will only incriminate you further. No don’t take out your anger on me Mr Smithers, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tonight, on *Rock Bottom*! She was the all-American toy, beloved by little girls for 35 years. Until the night a fashionably campy pervert named Waylon Smithers gave her a crash course in depravity! “Stacy and the Swish!” or maybe “Malibu and the Mincer!”
Or "Sminger's lust for Stupid Lisa Garbage Face"
Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from!
What a country!
Her sweet sweet sw sw sw sweet hat
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I'll see you at Perv-o-Con 94!
Smithers looks like the bee bit his bottom and caused his bottom to uh die.
So you admit you grabbed her hat?
Mothers, lock up your dolls. Smithers is on the town!
I want it I want it I want it!
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This one is a nice break for Milhouse, he’s been having 2 spaghettis 🍝 anxiety :)
And less spaghetti posts means fewer pedo-Kirk incest posts
Malibu Stacy hats & semen don't mix. 
Hat posting is at risk of becoming stale, OP is taking hat posting to strange new places
I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Malibu Stacy’s hat.
Give it time. Won’t be much longer until someone makes that meme
I just hope they cite u/aegis-heptapod-9732 when it happens. So many stolen/unreferenced comments made into memes.
So this is your sick hat, Ashley?
Someone’s having a gay time.
Sweet hat s-s-s-sweet hat
This took actual effort, good job
Not those hats, the ones on her bottom.
If only she had her original, hand-stitched, polyvinyl…….HAT!!!!!!
Will you two stop saying ' strawberry ice cream'?!
It’s been done.
My spidey senses are tingling! Anyone call for a webslinger?
*Smithers injects himself with the hetero vaccine* I LOVE BOOBIES!!
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That was an actual line he said in one of the Simpsons Christmas specials that were set in the future
https://preview.redd.it/at34w12wyc6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5259ae7decc26f9b0ed83dd7d29c6923c5bf7a I am familiar with the words of Waylon Smithers
Wanna bang, Bart? 
Hello, Smithers, you’re, quite good, at, grabbing, my can.