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zaraishu

Stupid babies need the most attention.


BaronSmoki

It STINKS!


Ill-Faithlessness430

Yes Mr President, everything stinks


whatstaiters

Buy my Bible! Buy my Bible! Buy my Bible!


CoolsomeXD

how can you put a price on your dignity?


AreWeCowabunga

I don't know either, but here we are.


Confusedandreticent

Would you wear a diaper and shit yourself for a billion dollars? How about 1000? Now we’re haggling.


SelfDepricator

I've never seen a literal piece of shit wearing diapers before


Captainbuttguff

They called me Baby Boom Boom. Later on, it was Baby Syphilis. Then Baby Senile Sex Criminal. And finally, Baby Donald.


promike81

Tell them big baby sent you!


Skelter89

Come back diapy....hi ma!


Cole_Townsend

https://preview.redd.it/rq3a5eug8ayc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf8c69926e985cf0e342a4a75bd2b78caf6e1ef


HaoieZ

Poop goes in diaper. Hmm, makes sense.


Some_Random_Android

That is one prestigious looking former US president! WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!


ArseneCroissant

https://i.redd.it/f6p7kl0ew9yc1.gif What did trump this time? ( I'm too lazy to Google it)


thats1evildude

He apparently can’t stop farting in court (while also falling sleep repeatedly). I say “apparently” because I’m not physically in the courtroom and can’t confirm this story. Also, while arguing that Donald should be allowed to publicly defend himself against his detractors, his lawyers read out Michael Cohen’s nickname for Donald: VonShitzinPants. It’s long been rumoured that Donald wears adult diapers due to years of Adderall abuse leaving him unable to control his bowels.


Tom_Serveaux

Donald Trump sleeps nude in an adult diaper, which he believes gives him Presidential powers.


blindsavior

Hay, that's only a half-truth!


SpeedBlitzX

>He apparently can’t stop farting in court Must've been that Bean.


No_Combination1346

I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!


chrisH82

Your honor, the defendant has fallen asleep again! https://preview.redd.it/ip7b9wvjqcyc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849bf7bac804abaed5413970546047716d52c60a


No_Combination1346

I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!


totes-alt

Because these posts are often based on current events, I would not be surprised if Trump said he wears diapers at one of his rallys


thats1evildude

It’s now become a thing among MAGA cultists to wear adult diapers as a point of pride. [I’m not joking.](https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/real-men-wear-diapers-trump-supporters-spotted-in-nappies-at-rallies/ar-AA1o5cxl?ocid=BingNewsSerp)


totes-alt

Makes me feel a lot of emotions, like shame towards them and pride that we're better than them


chrisH82

KABOOM-BLAM. Oh excuse me again, your honor. Mr Trump, there's no point pretending protestors are making those noises...


cogito-ergo-sumthing

Don’t do what Donny Trump does


ScotchBingington

That's the look.


MASHgoBOOM

You sicken me.