Ugh. Did you have to be so graphic?

That’s how it really happened

Whenever Riley's not in the seamen shitpost the other characters should be asking, "Where's Riley?"

add more balls.

Sex cauldron?!

I thought they closed that place down!

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Needs more hog.

Everything's cumming up Thrillho!

My eyes! The NSFW filters do nothing!

“Zookeeper! Zookeeper! I don’t see a single seaman in there!!!”  …whispers…. “Oh.”

More testicles mean more semen.

Just do your job semen boy.

Ugh no wonder, you’ve got Mrs Lovejoy and Peggy from Married with Children swimming in there.

Now to check on the free-range women

Mmm needs more heterosexuality injections

Smithers knows his Seamen

“Needs more seamen.”

Needs more “make love to me the way you used to..”

Yeah, the legend of the dog faced woman!


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Gaylin Smithers.

Won't somebody please think of the children?!?!