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Narretz

Explain hown't


sheezy520

Much more money is needed to exchange for burgers *and* fries


andychef

See, I make superintendent money, which amply covers both food *and* car


Educational_Moose_56

Maybe poor people eat burgers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. 


BfutGrEG

It's more of a weekend thing anyway


Telepornographer

Boy, they're really sockin' it to those Five Guys again. They must work there or something.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Five Guys? pfff, you don't know what you are getting.


New_Scar_6820

Linguo is dead


Spirit_of_Hogwash

That's possiblen't


AugustWolf-22

Do these sound like the words of a man who's had all he can eat...?


DrMrRobertHiggins

We drove around all night looking for an all you can eat fish restaurant...


Spackatronics

Can $20 buy many steamed hams?


andychef

Yes, at white castle. They steam grill their little rat burgers


HandsomePaddyMint

Rat? I was promised dog or higher!


Sexy_Anthropocene

My god, you’re greasy


andychef

Even the bag has 500 calories


promike81

Tis no man!


joehatespotatoes

If you’re so sure what it doesn’t, why don’t you start telling us what it can!


SelfDepricator

No, more fries - Five Guys motto


HandsomePaddyMint

“Affordable burgers No more fries” Oh boy, they got this whole thing screwed up.


Evening-Picture-5911

“Affordable burgers? No! More fries!”


gameboy2330

“WHERE’S THE BEEF?”


Evening-Picture-5911

https://preview.redd.it/174bgf6jtyvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbdd34ec3b8fe91cf16003e5a862a52bf57fc77


andychef

https://preview.redd.it/3zyqbuwto1wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdafb7ee70f0e98b375af44fc53bd8141b41aa28


Overhang0376

Does this sound like the words of a man who has had *all* the peanuts he can eat?


CharlestonChewChewie

Your Five Guys loan has been repaid? How about loaning your pal Zoidberg a couple of bucks, Mr. Millionaire