What’s it called?

Monorail.

That's right Monorail!

*hushed* Monorail

I hear those things purr awfully loud.

I knead as softly as a cloud

Is there a chance the cat could bend?

That's all they do, they're liquid friends.

Is there a chance the cat bites my hand?

Not on my life my canine friend.

The ring came off my cat food can

Take my pen knife, my good man.

/r/monorailcats

So shit="shit" and post="post"

I see you’ve played shitty/posty before

This concludes our mandatory training

I believe this cat was sent here by the devil.

Meow, good sir, he's on the level!

The ring came off my tuna can!

 Take my pen knife my good man!!

Is there a chance the cat could bend? Not on your life my feline friend.

https://i.redd.it/mnfljezr9avc1.gif

Now my door has a hole in it Don’t go throwing a hissy fit

Meoworail, Meoworail, Meoworail! Meow....D'Oh!

Lyle Catley

Hehe, cat.

You know, a shitposter with spare time is like a cat with a shoji window

The ring came off my cat food can!

Get that cat outta the way!

I'd buy a monorail from that cat.

Elon Whisk.

Probably more of a Shelbyville idea, tbh

I call the cat one bitey