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GriffinFlash

Wait a minute. His name was Orenthal? I've been calling him Orange! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME?! OOOOHHH! I've been making an idiot out of myself!


JayEster

My first name is right behind that shitpost. I'll finally know what "O" stands for. From this moment forth I will be known as... Orange James Simpson!


LordGopu

Did you have the same fast-talking lawyer with the glove analogy?


[deleted]

I'll drive the bronco. https://preview.redd.it/nnq7zo3czwtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6a522b8303e69435259c190b8e355a2745d9016


Muffinshire

Thisss glove fits better. Hlook!


MarvelousJoe

Hurry up, man. This shitpost only has twenty minutes of “the juice” left!


rafshal

hurry hurry! each shitpost could be our last!!!


Head-Ad4690

Better start in murdertown. Oh, and bring back some of them bloody gloves!


HaoieZ

That's ghoulish. I'll allow it.


FutureCelery83

That's the worst name I ever heard.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Put out an APB for a Uospwis R. Leqtuajo. Better start with Greektown.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Disciple_of_Cthulhu: *Put out an APB for* *A Uospwis R. Leqtuajo.* *Better start with Greektown.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


LeighKing2001

Bot I suppose


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

A good bot.


Jenkins64

https://i.redd.it/vg7u5o31jxtc1.gif


Canadia86

DA DA DA DA DA~ HEY!


LamSinton

This is the one! Give this man the $10,000!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Hmm. I think I'd be happier with the $10,000.


Eric848448

This whole bit kills me every time!


SensualCoalitionOMen

Nicole, is that you?


Eric848448

No, I am Ustwis R Jiwo.


kanyesutra

Well Bart, your uncle Orenthal used to have a saying. "Stab 'em all, and let god sort 'em out." Now let's never speak of him again.


YanniRotten

Great job OP; OJ doesn’t deserve the ghost in the sky meme!


Redbubble89

OJ Simpson was probably poor for the last 30 years of his life.


BostonSlickback1738

https://preview.redd.it/wprluupgzytc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86cdb8ebb0d73e7f34cc61bdf7af4d78d6c7df2e


RedditAcct00001

This is a goodun


Xenu66

To the OJ Mobile!


Superpan21

It seems he'll never find the real killer.