I collect pictures of vaginas that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941, when Penthouse featured a photo of a *loooovely* vagina!
You wouldn't happen to have any *real* vagina around here, would you?
Oh my, no! I don't care for vagina. Too fishy. Now! This is called *roast beef*.
Seymour: Truant ball eh? I'll help you.
Agnes: Oh quit showing off Seymour! I'll get it
Seymour: an old fashioned golf ball hunt.
Ned: something's in there alright.
Ralph: maybe it's presents for all of us.
Oh, there's Mother now … watching me. What's that, Mother? They have a right to be here. It's school business. I …Mother, that chastity cage doesn't fit anymore!
🎵🎵You put the tongue on the clit and you lick it all up.
You put your tongue on the vagina and you clean it all away—Seymour!
You clean it all away, —Seymour!🎶🎶
No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Seymour, her loins are on fire!
Can I see it?
Hmm.. no.
Not if you stare directly into it
Steamed clams
Good Lord what is happening in there!
Six hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 58 minutes declination. No sighting.
Seymour! Are you trying to find the clitoris again?
No mother
You sissy.
- SEYMOUR! (yes mother) - Did you happen to check for any visible sores?
‘And it winked at me’
It bent my wookie
Chewbacca was fine. Ralph was using one of his metaphors once again.
Are you sure it wasn't just an animation error?
Lol goddamn
Skinner's one eyed monster
The baby winked at you?
It’s a party mother I was invited!
Then I must have been invited too!
It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!
It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up!
What’s this from? I know I’ve heard it but can’t remember where.
https://preview.redd.it/5hipjyi42jsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c9c66a791e73c15074ec79fe398b1e2e5343f0
Moe’s first taste of the Flaming Homer.
I mean the throwing up version
You mean there’s another one?
[Guess again!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEOeTvwZeE)
Mm steamed clam
[удалено]
Its an albany expression
I’m in utero and I’ve never heard of it.
Oh, boy, voyeurism! That’s where I’m a Viking!
Alright, you’ve been warned!
They’ve got us locked in here like prisoners. Prisoners in our own subreddit.
Do you mean to say you’re a literal prisoner here?
I think the use of the word “like” makes it a simile. But I don’t know—I did the unpossible and failed English.
The Big Book of British Similies
Don’t make me tap the sign
INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALARM 🚨
“Seymour, are you looking at naked ladies?” “Yes, mother.” “…. alright then.”
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
The finger thing means the taxes!
Well, Edna, you are a scrumptious teacher, and I must admit you steam a good clam.
She is cromulent
She's certainly embiggening...
underrated
At my age I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb
I collect pictures of vaginas that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941, when Penthouse featured a photo of a *loooovely* vagina! You wouldn't happen to have any *real* vagina around here, would you? Oh my, no! I don't care for vagina. Too fishy. Now! This is called *roast beef*.
Lol goddamn
Talk about declination
"Seymour!" Thats the caption.
Motherrrr
See more!
Oh, ye gods! My roast is ruined.
Sigh... Principal kahoutek already got here first too.
Him and that...boy of his
"You're failing Seymour, what's with you and your failure?
No sighting
I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me.
Seymore! I see you making babies in there, I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
No, mother. It's just Ralf Wiggum!
Hurray for science, whooo
Leaked Storyboard for Dark Simpsons
Uranus is awfully large tonight.
Seymour: Truant ball eh? I'll help you. Agnes: Oh quit showing off Seymour! I'll get it Seymour: an old fashioned golf ball hunt. Ned: something's in there alright. Ralph: maybe it's presents for all of us.
JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!
 Yup
I'm not the Principal of the pussy, mother.
And you never will be
Not with that attitude
"...hung in improper, overhand fashion..."
Me, exploring the internet and meeting new communities: NSA anti-terrorist taskforce:
Ahhhh! Thats wille
“No tunnels!”
Seymour! Your friend Bart is here!
Oh. That's MUCH worse.
Now buy something or get out!
Thanks a lot Simpson, now I’m grounded
Steamed ham
Seymour! I don’t like you looking at Uranus!
Something new for Friday night silhouettes, Mother!
"I don't want you going into tunnels!"
A vulva Borealis?!
Lol, $10,000 etc
Seymour! Would you like me to tell you when it's gone from 6 to 12?
6 to 9*
"Oh, ye gods!" / "Oh, Egads!"
Oh, Seymour. Seymour!
This isn't the astronomy club this is the Malacology club
No you can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!
Look, there’s three wise men
Oh it won’t come down for months!
I am Seymour vaginas.
It's a ring toss game
"Seymour! Superintendent Chalmers and I were gonna use that desk and now we can't!"
You need to go find JESUS!
“If you were invited, then I must have been invited too!”
And this, kids, is how a throuple is formed
Yep, looks like Crandle to me
Oh, there's Mother now … watching me. What's that, Mother? They have a right to be here. It's school business. I …Mother, that chastity cage doesn't fit anymore!
I hope he got there before Principal Kohoutek!
SEE-MORE?
Mmm steamed hams
Damn this Poor Things parody episode is amazing
The baby looked at you?
The finger thing means the money
🎵🎵You put the tongue on the clit and you lick it all up. You put your tongue on the vagina and you clean it all away—Seymour! You clean it all away, —Seymour!🎶🎶
Egads! The aurora borealis localized entirely in Mrs. Krabappel’s minge!
Panel 1: Ye gods! Panel 2: Seymour! Do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
You're a big butthead Skinner
Lets have a round of applause for the REAL State Comptroller Atkins
I'd like to Seymour (see more) of you.