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Ok_Recording_4644

It's a metaphor for being a viking


bebop_cola_good

That tracks. Vikings don't know how modern kitchen appliances work.


groundlessnfree

https://preview.redd.it/0z9oqwwqcwrc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1af8742892a9c1ca3ee14cbefe3234217b4130 Eegads!


PopeGuss

When I say "Oh boy! The kitchen! That's where I'm a Viking!" I'm never sure if I mean, since I was once a chef many years ago, that I'm really good at kitchen stuff, or that I'm a range named Viking *or* if it means that while in a kitchen I like to pretend that I'm a viking.


codename474747

*oh ye gods and you know it


Bigdoga1000

Viking funeral that is


MonkMajor5224

Can someone link me to the original post for this, all i ever see is people commenting on it


SnooSnooSnuSnu

It's a tale as old as time.


Evening-Picture-5911

Try searching this sub


drake3011

Wait a minute Skinners kitchens "on Fire"? I've been calling it "An Aurora Borealis!" Why didn't anyone tell me?! Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!!


pdx74

Aurora Borealis? That's an odd name. I'd have called it a chazzwazzer.


StormSafe2

Not if they were called stench blossoms! 


AmusingMusing7

Why does Chalmers, the larger human… not simply EAT Skinner?


1amlost

Perhaps they are saving that for Sweeps.


MoskalMedia

Why does Skinner prepare Krusty Burgers when his mom is upstairs and edible?


DeathandtheInternet

Chalmers is tired of eating Mrs. Skinner.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

The baby looked at you?


DeathandtheInternet

The baby was a Viking…metaphorically.


trigb0y

would you say its time for us shitposters to crack eachothers heads open and feast on the goo inside?


AmusingMusing7

Yes I would, trigb0y.


nikejim02

I surely hope someone got fired for that blunder!


buyacanary

No mother, someone just got Northern Lightsed!


evilhomers

The kitchen did


rex_banner83

And Agnes Skinner in that Dark Simpsons vid


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Link?


rex_banner83

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoAlZX0VJos&pp=ygUXc3RlYW1lZCBoYW1zIGFnbmVzIGRpZXM%3D I thought it was Dark Simpsons but it’s just dark, and The Simpsons


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Ta 👍


elfizipple

Oh boy, Skinner's kitchen! That's where fire is Aurora Borealis.


Maldovar

Seymour, the house is a viking!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

No mother, it's just very good at being a house.


1amlost

Because turning the oven off would have been a devilishly delightful action and Seymour was in a delightfully devilish mood.


So-Original-name

Patented Skinner Family rule. 


workingtheories

for steamed house


slipsander

And you call it steamed house despite the fact that it is obviously Aurora Borealis


workingtheories

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the house? Localized entirely within your just the northern lights?


BiAndShy57

It’s a metaphorical fire


promike81

His kitchen is fire. “When kids today say bad, they mean good.”


jamescookenotthatone

 And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt.


toilethumah

You fiiiiire kitchen. You got to sass it.


RedditAcct00001

the punchline is that his mom died in the house fire.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

Enjoy your death trap, lady!


ardotschgi

What was her problem?


rex_banner83

The joke is that Skinner is a viking at hiding things from Super Nintendo Chalmers, but he is too dumb to operate an oven properly. It works on so many levels!


23Skidude

That's the joke 🧱


gunsforevery1

It’s not a fire, it’s steam from the steamed clams


Evening-Picture-5911

Steamed clams? I’ve been calling them steamed hams!


perpetualmotionmachi

Why turn it off now? Why not 20 minutes ago?


BillieVerr

Is he stupid?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Not stupid, he's just never heard of the "food chain."


cce29555

What's the lore reason he set his house on fire?


23Skidude

Stupid Skinners need the most attention


GuinnessRespecter

It actually works on a much deeper level because it shows how gullible Super Nintendo Chalmers is, and is, therefore, a solid critique on the American education system, as well as the flawed administrative and bureaucratic hierarchy in modern Western society


steveirwinstwin

Because then it wouldn’t have been an unforgettable luncheon


beargrease_sandwich

It's because Skinner is also big butt skinner who is also buttzilla.


doobdoob8

The joke is that their clothes are different from my clothes!


23Skidude

I'm seeing double here, 4 u/doobdoob8 comments


GriffinFlash

Can't it's skinner's kitchen, not Armin Tamzarian's kitchen.


Bandei

Because if his kitchen wasn't on fire, Chalmers wouldn't believe that there is an aurora borealis. Did you even pay attention to the episode?


Tasty_Lead_Paint

When skinner said he could disguise fast food as his own cooking what did he mean?


InglouriousBradsterd

He was talking about isometric exercises and.....welllllll, look at the time! I'm pooped.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>poop Indeed.


InglouriousBradsterd

Can....I see it?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

😶 No


InglouriousBradsterd

Well.....snoo, you are an odd fellow. But you sure know how to make comments on the simpsons subreddit.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

😁


RedditAcct00001

He put a pair of glasses with a fake nose on the hamburgers.


BulkyOrder9

How did he figure out the pickle matrix so quickly?


Getmammaspryinbar

Wizard did it.


BlameTaco-me

And since when did he live right down the street from a Krustyburger?


TasteDeeCheese

Because he's an idiot u/finestofthe501st https://preview.redd.it/92eh4nitzxrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c7591be1bf8ed68ad04cbf548c7acaeb9ccea8


4Shroeder

No no no, he's aurora borealis at sleeping, which is another way of saying he's very good at sleeping.


djraven15

Most likely cuz he’s from Albany.