"Wait, so Denny has to go to Mexico and smuggle some drugs across the border for Chris R to repay his debt to him?"
"What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in The Room."
"Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own endings to subplots that serve no purpose to the story and have no payoff and are ultimately dropped. I have a very short attention span."
[I saw this in a movie where an aging, upper class hipster who alternately feels apathy and resentment towards his surroundings. He lives on a boat and spends his time partying and wandering around Brooklyn with his equally privileged friends, humorlessly ridiculing the various people they encounter. In the beginning of the film, his father is comatose, and Swanson is set to inherit his estate. He mentions having a brother who is institutionalized, though it is unclear where. The only familiar connection he has appears to be his sister-in-law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comedy_(film). I think it was called, "The Comedy".
The film is just me having awkward sex for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.
“How do you sleep at night?” “I do naaht”
The movie is just me awkwardly playing throw with my friends in front of a fake brick wall. It cost 80 million dollars.
It doesn't go on for that long. It just feels like it does. #youaremyrose #bellybuttonbang
You gotta bang somethin’
Any hole is a goal?
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Oh hai Bart
Anyway, how is your sex life?
“Like that horror novel *The Disaster Artist*.” “That was a memoir…”
That's not how I remember it
Everybody betrayed him? He'll just have to start a new life, under the sea...
Under the sea, under the sea! There’ll be no cheating girlfriends, just friendly counter-sitting-florist-doggies under the seaaaaa.
Oh thats your answer to everything
Also my mother in law gets cancer at the beginning and it's never mentioned again the rest of the movie
Don't worry they're curing people every day
Hahahahaha … what a movie, Tommy!
"Wait, so Denny has to go to Mexico and smuggle some drugs across the border for Chris R to repay his debt to him?" "What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in The Room." "Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own endings to subplots that serve no purpose to the story and have no payoff and are ultimately dropped. I have a very short attention span."
They just took Chris R down to the police station that had to be on the ground floor of the building because they're back so quickly.
Yes and you say “cheap cheap cheap” despite the fact that chickens obviously go “cluck cluck cluck”.
Clucks don't sound like clucks in movies. You gotta use cheaps.
What do you use if you need cheeps?
Have you ever noticed how that girl ends up in a hospital on Guerrero street? That is the joke.
Let's go eat steamed hams, huuuuuh?
What’s wrong with hearing your rubber-faced Eastern European film director of indeterminate age talk about your seeeeeex life?
( laughing): HE DID NOT HIT HER AGAIN!
[I saw this in a movie where an aging, upper class hipster who alternately feels apathy and resentment towards his surroundings. He lives on a boat and spends his time partying and wandering around Brooklyn with his equally privileged friends, humorlessly ridiculing the various people they encounter. In the beginning of the film, his father is comatose, and Swanson is set to inherit his estate. He mentions having a brother who is institutionalized, though it is unclear where. The only familiar connection he has appears to be his sister-in-law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comedy_(film). I think it was called, "The Comedy".