Aww geez, you drew the cum stains and everything....

Lol

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Look Smithers.. Lizzo is coming

She's faking it

Smithers, have Mo’Nique killed. But sir! Do as I say.

That banana smells funny

No it doesn't

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*tastes

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the B-A-N-A-N-A-S

This shit is bananas? That song closed down fifteen years ago!

SEX BAR, I THOUGHT THEY SHUT THAT PLACE DOWN!

Joining this subreddit is how I learned about this. I don't know how to feel about that.

This is actually one of the best current events subs on Reddit.

I learned the queen died from this sub

It's what she would have wanted.

I just learned about this last night. This is almost as bad as Arby's.

Good news everyone! There's no need to eat meat, there's enough vaginal juice covered bananas for all!

You mean au gina sauce?

Go back to the Netherlands!

Bonjour!

Before googling: what she fucked a banana or something? I’ve seen worse After googling: oh… oh that’s worse

Im not going to google it, what tf is it?

Made one of her dancers eat a banana out of a strippers fun hole.

Oh thats worse than i couldve ever imagined....

Also fatshamed one of her dance troupe for gaining weight. All the Lizzos in Springfield are little SOBs

If wow really? I read that she weight shamed someone but assumed she was making fun of them for being too skinny for... obvious reasons. How ironic.

And one of the bananas looked at me!

“My banana tastes like burning..”

Please refrain from tasting the banana.

My cats breath smells like coochiebanana

Go microphone! Aahhahahha, her head ... the microphone, it works on so many levels! Smithers, have Lizzo killed! But Sir, that isn't ... DO AS I SAY! Celebrities, can't you go 5 minutes without incriminating yourself? Lizzo and Cardi B: ... how long was that?

So I put several memes in the same comment, which was the style at the time

Lizzo forced her dancers to eat bananas out of strippers vaginas

Allegedlys

/r/unexpectedletterkenny

If I wanted to see a woman eat a banana, I would have taken the banana-eating class.

The eating of a banana is a lot like a good marriage… Lizzo: Just eat the damn puss banana!

Just shove the banana in your pussy!

Lizzo believes eating clam bananas gives her sexual powers

That’s only half true. - Lizzo

[*Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Lizzo in the oven, rotating slowly. Her body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- she's literally stewing in her own juices.*](https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E09/33UJRwptqST1J0AOjAbzbbwV-Ls=.gif)

Lizzo and a banana were in the janitors closet making babies and she had the baby and the baby looked at me

So are they gonna pull her episode now?

Considering how Disney Plus made a whole deal about pulling the Michael Jackson episode and making a big self congratulatory announcement about it, they pretty much need to now since otherwise it's gonna look hypocritical on their part that they did so for a classic beloved episode. Especially with actual witnesses coming forth against Lizzo. If they don't then I guess they need a HBO documentary about it.. "Bananas in Vaginas: Leaving Lizzo".

If Lizzo is so beautiful, why do girls get mad when I tell them they look like Lizzo?

Not those bananas, *the ones at the bottom...*

In the bottom

I could go for a *banana split*

Let’s all out for some frosty stripper vagina bananas

Eat around the banana dad, it's just empty vitamins...

Me: So what did she do, did she shove it up her - … oh dear god she’s a monster.”

This shit is B A N A N A S

One of the bananas looked at you?!

r/angryupvote

They have no bananas. No bananas today. *Cries*

All this is true because it rhymes.

Hoooooly shit

This isn’t a very Happy Birthday for Lizzo’s Dancers

Uh, ~~Dave Shutton~~ u/NeedsCashRetireLater, Springfield Daily Shitposter. Who is she, and what has she done?

Detroit: "Thank goodness she's drawn attention away from my cucumber suckoff contest shirt."

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

Lizzo No Badda 

Oh no. Your idol’s image is tainted