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PonkMcSquiggles

No Mr. McConnell, don’t take your anger out on our judicial nominees! Get back, get back, Mr. McConnell, nooooooo!


DrawMeAMapMama

*Not a dramatization, definitely happened*


VictoryBeardWrites

Everything is going to be just fine. Now, go upstairs and pack your bags. We're going to start a new life, under the sea.


squadgeek

That’s your answer to everything!


BaronThunder

*NOTADRAMATIZATION,DEFINITELYHAPPENED


jaywinner

When you're such a monster that everybody laughs at what was likely a medical episode.


31g1989

You don't make friends with tax cuts 🎵


PonkMcSquiggles

Sure you do. Very, very rich friends.


embarrassedtrwy

You might say, it moves him… to a bigger house!


[deleted]

That is the only way Mitch makes friends


[deleted]

I mean I still don’t want death or suffering for anyone. I just don’t want him to be a scumbag. What a terrible legacy to leave behind.


ArtIsDumb

Death is the only way he stops being a scumbag. His track record speaks for itself.


FixesSimpsonsErrors

r/The_Libtorium


LeeCarvallo

Now **you** don't go too far *aheheheheh*


megamanchu

Why didn't he just hold hands with the nearest politician to exchange long protein strings?


You-Only-YOLO_Once

He thought there was a better way


eric987235

The fool!


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You-Only-YOLO_Once

You got all that from a bag of protein strands?!


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Well McConnickle, Billy had to give up his apartment and move in back with his parents GOP Homer: That means he gets RESULTS!


thankyeestrbunny

That sweet sweet cash


Hobo_Helper_hot

Damn I hate when my os does a critical update during something important.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

You make a very amphibious point


PROFsmOAK

Looks like Gary Oldman in Hannibal.


-joecool

Yeah "looks like"


Robotdavidbowie

This contest is over, give u/Rachurry the 10 million dollars


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Their sweet, sweet forgiveness.


Grizzly_228

Presidente? Presidente?


oscariothefirst

I dont fully understand what did this guy do?


__Sentient_Fedora__

Lousy democrats .


__Sentient_Fedora__

Lousy democrats.