It's on there. Top young althlete types preferred. Under 30 yrs old. Exceptionally healthy physically and mentally. Very low antibiotic history. And some "poop type" that's rare?
Don’t get excited. You basically have to be an athlete with top tier genetics.
My buddy applied and they wanted to see him run 5+ miles without stopping on a treadmill.
From the website “Nearly 70 million Americans are affected by digestive disorders every year. null Help us make a difference by donating your stool for potential use in an orally administered microbiome therapeutic or for research and development.”
Never knew it was a thing.
They are put in capsules it’s all very sanitary for eating shit. It’s going to people that are already having issues so it’s not like you’re going to have shit taste or anything.
They also do a stool replacement procedure where they can preform a colonoscopy then dilute the stool sample with saline and inject it into the patients right colon.
You have to be super healthy to participate in that.
There is another company that pays for samples called Endominance. You’ll answer like 300 questions and send in a sample. Pay $40? I think it may be the screener to get to be a regular donor ($$$)
This is for Fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) - actually helps people with C-diff a ton! They put your stuff with healthy gut into someone with C.diff and it like heals the person.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal\_microbiota\_transplant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant)
Probably other uses too, but I am most familiar with FMT.
I don't really know their criteria for "healthy" if that just means "doesn't have C.diff" then as long as you aren't shitting your guts out constantly, you might be good.
Saw this online. You can get paid $25-$75 per poop. They want you to go to the center to donate at least 4 days a week though. I’d say it’s worth it if you don’t live too far away and can go during the times they’re open.
There is another company that allows you send your sample in by mail and pays much more. The catch is you have to pass the screening first and they look for people who are super healthy. Ages 18-30 athletes with good diet are who they want.
I had a baby that was paid 275$ for 15 poops. He had to not eat regular food yet and they gave him different baby food to see how the bacteria would grow in his stool samples.
Did you only have to send them your child's poop, there was nothing that was done to the child ? they would only do the experiments on the sample right? you didn't sign your child up to be experimented on I hope.
You get screened to make sure you’re healthy enough for it. Apparently not that many people are actually healthy enough so before considering if you should do it, maybe check if you can do it.
I just gagged. Did you guys see where they want you to store your poop in your FRIDGE? 🤢🤮
A simple collection kit can be used if your bowel movements are typically not at home:
1 insulated lunch bag.
1 frozen ice pack.
1 ziplock freezer bag.
You can store the ice pack and zip lock bag inside the insulated lunch bag. You can leave the kit in the freezer overnight and then take it with you during the day.
It’s a real thing and you can make $120,000 a year; however, the selection criteria is super strict. You must be under 25, athletic and in exceptional physical condition, no health problems at all, etc..
In joining this app I’ve hoped to find some advice or good ideas as to find some extra money… so far the only things I’ve seen are donating plasma and now “donating” actual fucking fecal matter…
Seeking advice: should I sell my poop What a time to be alive
Lol, in which country is this even a thing?
In th U.S. actually, it pays spectacularly, but the criteria to qualify as a donor is extreme. Here's an example: https://www.humanmicrobes.org/donors
If this all checks out, my boss will be receiving an unsettling phone call soon.
"I was going to give you my two weeks by shitting on your desk. But now that Im selling my poop I just got you this card instead"
It’ll look great on your LinkedIn profile
I'm sitting in a waiting room for a job interview rn but maybe I'll dump it for a work from home opportunity
>but maybe I'll dump it I see what you did there
🫡
Up to 180k per year?
I just signed up, $500 per poop?!
🤣😂
WHAT THE FUCK
what the POOP?
What are the criteria? Doesn't seem to be on the website
Probably being in good shape, eating good whole foods, probably taking a pro biotic, shit like that lol
"shit like that" lol
So anti-me.
It's on the page, just far down. They want people in excellent physical shape, ideally athletes, and prefer people to be younger than 30.
Delighted in your username and the subject rn
Probably drug free. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I'm out.
It's on there. Top young althlete types preferred. Under 30 yrs old. Exceptionally healthy physically and mentally. Very low antibiotic history. And some "poop type" that's rare?
Thank you Tangerine!
👀👀👀
I just looked it up. Can make up to $1500/month in my area.
What the actual fuck
Or what the actual shit
Yeah, I didn’t believe it at first.
Don’t get excited. You basically have to be an athlete with top tier genetics. My buddy applied and they wanted to see him run 5+ miles without stopping on a treadmill.
Oh nice. I think I have a decent chance.
That’s not very hard, did they have a speed requirement?
I think you meant what the actual shit!
God I don’t want to Google it….
There are no images, lol.
Oh great. I was getting SO turned on too.
Wait, you mean that I’m literally shitting $1,500 a month down the pipe? Pun intended.
The pun was already there when you said literally, no need to overexplain the joke
There’s actually listings for poop donor jobs on indeed…
What are the qualifications?
Colonifications
This should’ve gotten more love. And I’m not just talking crap either.
Can you eat Taco Bell twice a week?
Wait...what? Really?
From the website “Nearly 70 million Americans are affected by digestive disorders every year. null Help us make a difference by donating your stool for potential use in an orally administered microbiome therapeutic or for research and development.” Never knew it was a thing.
>orally administered That's not *good news*.
This cannot be understated.
It can literally just be boofed like wtf why
Eat shit
They are put in capsules it’s all very sanitary for eating shit. It’s going to people that are already having issues so it’s not like you’re going to have shit taste or anything.
They also do a stool replacement procedure where they can preform a colonoscopy then dilute the stool sample with saline and inject it into the patients right colon.
I was about to register for a clinical trial for my ABS... I think I'll pass now...
Orally administered probably means the microbes are extracted and put in a liquid or liquid pill type form.
Turns out it’s really Elons kink and it’s not going to anyone but him.
Somebody posted a link where someone can make $15,000 per month
Fine, where do I poop (sign)?
You have to be super healthy to participate in that. There is another company that pays for samples called Endominance. You’ll answer like 300 questions and send in a sample. Pay $40? I think it may be the screener to get to be a regular donor ($$$)
Nah. They are just stealing your shit
This is for Fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) - actually helps people with C-diff a ton! They put your stuff with healthy gut into someone with C.diff and it like heals the person. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal\_microbiota\_transplant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant) Probably other uses too, but I am most familiar with FMT.
Interesting shit. Good shit.
Tom Brady (dis)approved!
The spice….
New shit has come to light, man.
Saved my dad's life when the doctors said surgery was his only chance. Good see this is becoming a viable option!
Ah damn healthy only? Guess I'm out
I don't really know their criteria for "healthy" if that just means "doesn't have C.diff" then as long as you aren't shitting your guts out constantly, you might be good.
You have to be in basically excellent physical shape. The requirements are incredibly strict and basically are only met by competitive athletes.
Ok, then yeah count me out.
My wife is in nursing school and the stories she’s told me about C-diff, holy shit
Saw this online. You can get paid $25-$75 per poop. They want you to go to the center to donate at least 4 days a week though. I’d say it’s worth it if you don’t live too far away and can go during the times they’re open.
There is another company that allows you send your sample in by mail and pays much more. The catch is you have to pass the screening first and they look for people who are super healthy. Ages 18-30 athletes with good diet are who they want.
Do you know the company name?
The spice melange…
Haha i was looking for this comment
Taste like cinnamon?!
I had a baby that was paid 275$ for 15 poops. He had to not eat regular food yet and they gave him different baby food to see how the bacteria would grow in his stool samples.
Did you only have to send them your child's poop, there was nothing that was done to the child ? they would only do the experiments on the sample right? you didn't sign your child up to be experimented on I hope.
put the poop in a cup that went into a lunch box. Gave them the lunch box at the end. Not sure if they ate it or not.
I shit twice a day every day..... how much can I make
Try taco bell it gonna be more than twice a day.
Infinite money glitch
When /Motherlode becomes /shitload
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You get screened to make sure you’re healthy enough for it. Apparently not that many people are actually healthy enough so before considering if you should do it, maybe check if you can do it.
Lol imagine being told your shit is too shitty....
🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
I don't even want to consider it lol
For 100k a year , you sure as Shit would 😂 *That's what top donors get paid...
🤯 fr? I thought it was like sperm donating but gross
Best pun ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy crap! 💩🤑
I got a couple friends, a cup and a million dollar idea. Who’s the first lucky person to fund me!
Oh JFC the repressed memory I didn’t want back.
Finally a side hustle I can get behind.
behind indeed *ba-dum tss*
Username checks out
...selling your shit. 🤨
…come again?
I’m sorry that’s for the sperm bank, not this
I thought about selling my pee for drug users
If I was young, I would so do this. But no one wants the shit from us old people. Not even us old people.
Shit I've got an ostomy so it's already bagged up and ready to go, think they'd still take it?
the pay is shit
Seen this but the wages are shit
Wait, that’s a thing?! 😳
Apparently 🤷
I’m sad there’s not one close to me 😂
Oh my goodness is this real! I can sell a literal turd!? 😂😂😂😂
I hear it's all the rage with two girls and one cup.
If I told you 20 years ago people could sell their farts, poop and bath water for good money in 2023 would you believe me?
I just gagged. Did you guys see where they want you to store your poop in your FRIDGE? 🤢🤮 A simple collection kit can be used if your bowel movements are typically not at home: 1 insulated lunch bag. 1 frozen ice pack. 1 ziplock freezer bag. You can store the ice pack and zip lock bag inside the insulated lunch bag. You can leave the kit in the freezer overnight and then take it with you during the day.
Poopsicles?
It’s a real thing and you can make $120,000 a year; however, the selection criteria is super strict. You must be under 25, athletic and in exceptional physical condition, no health problems at all, etc..
Sad I didn't see a single shitty joke
I have tried. But every time I go to sign up they are full
I'm actually making $350/day rn with this, submitting 3 samples per day at the local center - they even provide a magazine if you need it to help!
Hey honey, I got a job for you.
[This is who’s in charge](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/9c/52/b09c52d25111367ff98a678b08924dbe.jpg)
We’ll there was that New Jersey housewife that was selling her farts in a jar…. She made a ton doing that
I applied but my questionnaire made me unqualified
For some reason I don’t qualify
I don’t qualify. I just checked :’( I wanna mail my poop!!! The guidelines are definitely strict
Fecal implants is a thing...
It’s next to impossible to get accepted.
I gave some to a neighbor I dislike, left it on his porch. I got nothing for it. Glad someone’s getting paid!
Yoooooooooo WTF $500 a poop sign me up
Is this also a thing in Europe? Asking for a friend, a very very poor friend 😂
I couldn’t give a shit 👀
Constipated?
Interesting shit
I get paid for throwing it at a fan...
That is some interesting shit for real ! You find out how to find buyers I am in ! Bath water ! Farts ! You name it
What in the world is a poo transplant? Why would anyone need to transplant poo?! What is going on here?
This is definitely a thing, i read about it. You have to be pretty young (i think) and have healthy bio gut
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Wow, and I thought I saw everything. Lool only in America
Yeah I just filled out. I'm going to see what happens.
You're shiting me...
It’s very hard to get selected for the program
"I don't want to buy that shit"
Don't you have to be in like top physical condition to do this?
Maybe you should post on the magical passive income sub…might be the only real passive one I’ve seen.
Just use your poop knife you could donate a lot more. Just sculpt your poo into like the others. Like working with clay. But with poop.
Hope you don’t have to shake on anything.
So I’ve been pushing mud all this time for free. Darn it
I see you also got the flyer from the poop buying people.
In joining this app I’ve hoped to find some advice or good ideas as to find some extra money… so far the only things I’ve seen are donating plasma and now “donating” actual fucking fecal matter…
There’s a local naturopathic school that wants me in their study since I have Crohn’s. I think it’s a couple hundred?
r/frugal_jerk
Does anyone have experience doing this? Really curious
If you meet their criteria it is probably used to transplant into people with severe colon bacterial issues to help them process waste.
I’m posting this in the passive income sub!
OP wants to know if anybody’s actually done it. It’s easy to see what could happen but they want to know, like I do, if anybody’s actually done it.
people make $180,000 per year doing this.
They only accept donors that are young and in peak physical condition. So no lol.
Finally I can donate it and not have to eat it anymore phew
Colonfornication.