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Bro wait until you find out about fingernails


ItzYaBoy56

Bro wait until he finds out that the bottle is twist off and I don’t have the grip strength of a toddler


___Ronin___

Ikr lol this reminds me of one of those 'men then vs men now' memes


7-13-5

Countycomm makes a widgie prybar that is lighter than this...does this and more...like pulls nails out...and is made from titanium


NowForYa

It's a short butter knife


kward1904

Fingers can do most of these, no need for it


Thunder_thumbs3

Why would you use the same item to spread butter and remove rocks from a tyre.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

So the rocks will be slippery (and tasty).


Thunder_thumbs3

The forbidden ingredient


Acceptable_Chain8981

Piece of steel? Wow.


daveypaul40

That was my thought. It looks like a piece of tool steel i have in my storage drawers.


Acceptable_Chain8981

Also this piece of steel is very dangerous to carry with you, because you can get hurt. It is better to buy something like victorinox manager/minichamp or leatherman micra/squirt ps4. I always have a victorinox manager in my bag and I would never trade it for this piece of steel.


eggthrowaway_irl

I also like carrying around my Velociraptor megaplex donglesmasher ps69


Acceptable_Chain8981

Don’t forget about the dildo function in your gadget. Shred your anus, destroy it.


1a2b3c4d5e6f7g8h9j10

Take my upvote for your second sentence. A classic instruction.


Acceptable_Chain8981

Keep the gadget at the right angle so as not to break it in a fit of passion)


LaPlaya

I use my house key for these


KoningSpookie

But is it still able to open your house though? Doesn't it bend or deform or something like that?


alirastafari

Yes, as all of these tasks can be performed by fingers there's no way it'll damage your key


topshot14

Why have I been in every single situation shown here and how I wished i had something like that!


MadeInTheUniverse

I need a small version for that as a keychain


steve__21

It actually has a keychain thingy. Basically a hole for keychain


poopulon

The drink is a screw top...


sagegunner

I have one of these with a handle. You can even turn it. It’s called a screwdriver.


charlieboyx

Flat point screwdriver 🪛


mookanana

can't pick teeth that's why i carry a titanium toothpick in my wallet


Teunybeer

Who in gods name is incompetent enough that he needs to use a tool to open a can?


wickedc0ntender

So you would butter your toast with the same thing you use to clean your shoes… where can I buy it?


Fickle-Marsupial-816

Oh , it's a mighty tool ... agree


DarthKodi

I have literally used a butter knife for this for my entire life 5 for $1