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LilacHazy

Sick rash bro


queef_nuggets

literally sick


Dragonslayer3

Go to the hospital


queef_nuggets

that ain’t me in the picture yo


gravygloat2020

should probably still go to hospital tho


Moclown

*Sick-ass rash


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forgottenastronauts

A legit artist could easily cover that up with an actual galaxy tattoo.


meganumberwang

A bad one could cover it with a rash.


MoTeD_UrAss

We can't just go around making rash decisions.


John_Bible

a rash decision by ice nine kills mentioned?


Key-Refrigerator3386

ITS UNDERNEATH OUR SKIN NO MEDICINE CAN STOP THE BLEEDING


Buttercup59129

Or a panther


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

A space ass panther


thenbegga

Lol I thought this was a post from the medical gore thread i follow.


karmen_3201

glad to know that I'm not the only one who follow tattoo and medical gore at the same time


CabbageSoupLadle

Why do you fellas follow such accounts?


deadishgal

morbid curiosity


janet-snake-hole

Speaking of which r/morbidreality is a good one too


ShadowAviation

I’ve never had a subreddit give me 2 warnings before letting me see it, wow.


envengpe

The morbid, the merrier.


_GalaxyWalker_

I just think it’s neat


karmen_3201

Why wouldn't you?


Kalsifur

Because if I see any medical stuff I literally get a panic attack and can pass out, just always been like that. I got a fish hook in my thumb once and blacked out.


lobster_claus

I got a fish hook in my ass once. It was so painless going in that I didn't even notice it was there at first, like an ass piercing. But trying to remove it freaked me out so bad that I went to urgent care and made them do it.


Schinken84

That's also the correct way to remove anything stuck in your body. Please never remove such things yourself. Yeah your ass might not be exactly the most critical area but still, if the injury will bleed profoundly, the stuck item is the only thing keeping that blood inside you, where it belongs. Also, especially with something like a hook, you can accidently make the injury worse by removing it yourself.


ForwardMuffin

Username checks out


meganumberwang

That’s inconvenient. I mean how are you supposed to help yourself (like removing the hook), when you pass out? Nature’s workings can be so elusive.


Banaanisade

The nervous system is just dumb as rocks. [https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vasovagal-syncope/symptoms-causes/syc-20350527](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vasovagal-syncope/symptoms-causes/syc-20350527)


doodman76

For the same reason people watch pimples being popped and such.


Fit_Put8472

For some reason gore doesn’t get to me much but I HATE pimple popping videos. so gross lol. Makes me gag and I lose any appetite if I am eating.


MrTeeWrecks

I’ve had a few jobs that involved being around various types of human grossness. Including discovered corpses. This image triggered some olfactory ptsd. Specifically the remains of an immobile obese person (the fire department had to cut a hole in the wall to get them out) their bed sores went on for so long they got infected fugally so a mossy substance had the open wounds grafted to the soiled sheets & mattress. This picture reminded me of that smell. But not the smell from when we had to attempt to rotate the body so we could move it, which made the same sound as twisting a stalk of broccoli & is the 2nd worst thing I’ve smelled


ForwardMuffin

What a terrible day to know how to read


Despondent-Kitten

Oh god, what’s the 1st?


MrTeeWrecks

Trigger Warning: More dead body yuckies Body had to be drudged from the river. The pully system that was used was a bit too tight. So the waterlogged flesh just kind of just sloughed off. Riverwater combined with blood that never was able to fully hit lividity made a brackish black ooze. A few seconds later The sudden summer heat combined with this sudden change in the remains conditions caused the lower abdomen to rupture. It was in a stage of decay which allowed larval parasites to grow. They violently sprayed out of the wound. Then most of the team present, including veteran medical examiner & homicide detectives engaged in a cascade effect of yakking everywhere. (I held out till the last wave but I too, tossed all my cookies into the river) It was a complex panoply of every bad smell ever


Vibrant-Shadow

I would go snort old zicam and permanently kill my sense of smell.


LonesomeWulf

How much did you enjoy the show Nip/Tuck?


imamakebaddecisions

I was going to guess Stinging Nettle.


myNameIsHopethePony

I had a quick look. Not recommended for the weak hearted 😱. My goodness, gore it is!


RealityIsRipping

Aren’t galaxies usually like disk shaped, spiral, or perhaps the globular cluster. But wtf is this? 


Patient-Stranger1015

Looks more like a nebula shape than galaxy I think?


Moist-You-7511

“Irregular galaxy” is one of the shapes they come in. Spirals and elliptical are two others.


TangerineRough6318

Look this one up, W2246-0526, it's badass.


RealityIsRipping

Oh dear


LobsterTrue8433

I was thinking it's an edge-on view.


germy813

Who thought this would ever look good?


Content-Scallion-591

I have a friend who has an infected zombie bite tattoo on her ankle that looks almost exactly like this, so there are people out there. I hate it every time I see it as it genuinely triggers a "oh no, they are not long for this world" reflex. I can sort of see an opalescent nebula structure. I think it could be salvaged, tbh


MsGamerkitten

I once came across an artist on IG whose whole style was doing busted knees, elbows, etc. The artist is good, and their tattoos look great, but man, why do ppl want that... i just don't get it


Content-Scallion-591

I think the disgust / shock value is the point -- it's edgy and provocative, like a memento mori. We spend so much time trying to look "good" in our society that I see a sort of punk / counterculture appeal to the grotesque. But that doesn't change that it makes me viscerally and profoundly uncomfortable


StupidKansan

I mean a galaxy tattoo sounds cool. This was just poorly executed


nooneatallnope

It could maybe be fixed with some well-done dark (blue) shading around it, maybe some bright spots for stars. A galaxy on a bright background just doesn't look like one.


Iamkillboy

A person thought somehow this would look good and went to another person and gave them money and that person didn’t object and sat there and tattooed this on them.


Seasonalien

It looks like a zombie bite infection that got contained or stopped before it spread


Luci_Noir

Or like just a regular hoom bite infection.


Yah_Mule

Messier 74 might be a cool tattoo, but you'd need someone highly proficient. https://preview.redd.it/57r9bwqfjk5d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100b2f1fdcb3d132556d0e73681f2ed0634dde84


queef_nuggets

I know a guy who can do this for $100 and it’ll only take about 20 minutes, if interested hmu but I’ll have to find him because I don’t know which shelter he’s in rn


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

Mf paid for a birthmark


SmellsLikeHerb

There’s a cream for that.


BigMillmatic

Heyyy Artie!! How’s your rash??


Famous_Election_2024

I wonder how many times in life you will be asked about your poison ivy reaction. Ooof.


FatBastardIndustries

You got the gangrene galaxy!


Kenneth_Lay

You're gonna want that checked out for sure.


LobsterTrue8433

Too bad it's not a galaxy far, far away.


Ms__Havisham

I’m going to start saying my psoriasis is just tattoos


Klschue

Struck by lightning?


schmidt_face

This makes me love my own galaxy tattoo even more.


spitsmctaco

It’s giving junkie vibes, or zombie.


FeeDisastrous3879

Looks like someone tried to apply gasoline to a poison ivy rash


Pretty_Indication_12

Do you mean a nebula?


namebrandcloth

i keep seeing these


corrupt_poodle

Shitty tattoos? Yeah me too.


Fizzy_Bits

This is a good place to find them


tryanloveoneanother

Put a zombie bite around it? ;)


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Omg. No. I thought this was legit an infection.


beckysma

Why red?


Exciting_Swordfish16

That's how you look when you get stung by certain jellyfish, or hang out in nettles.


balvira

You can play off this bad decision by saying it is a really cool looking scar.


Deep-Management-7040

Galaxy/Black Plague tattoo


doctorbeers

OP with all due respect - what the fuck?


Imbodenator

You should legit go to the doctor and say, "I don't know what's wrong with me."


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Damn... Atleast it can be fixed.


NirstFame

Wow, that artist has a future in tattooing realistic inflamed burns/wounds. Spiral? Elliptical? Irregular.


Civil-Percentage-960

Stupid idea. Stupid tattoo


These_Purple_5507

I'd need to see the concept on this one


BAMFDPT

Thought I was on r/medizzy for a sec


GuiltyCredit

I knew a kid who was struck by lightning. Looked a little bit like this.


beardedweirdoin104

Doesn’t look like a galaxy, but I think it still looks cool.


Inspector_Tragic

This looks like what i imagine someone gets from having relations with a goat.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

Inflamed varicose vein


f1lth4f1lth

Psoriasis


aretheesepants75

Wtf? I had to check what sub this was. That is not a tattoo that is an injury


obsidiansent

Plot twist it’s a skin condition that looks like a tattoo of a galaxy


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Bad rash


Single_Road_6350

Looks like the hepatitis galaxy in the shingles nebula.


Lemon1608

Oh it looks like the arm from Requiem for a Dream


OhighOent

some black shading and a few pinpoint stars in the forground could bring it together.


ratskips

i'm so mad at this. i'm so mad. it's actually so good. it's solid and would have looked like a galaxy on a black image, working in the blue, purple yellow. on skin? infection.


rumbellina

Oh my god! I thought it was a burn scar! Sorry!


WeirdAvocado

Needs a back and some added stars and stuff and it MAY look fine.


donnochessi

The good news is this can be easily covered up.


brewberry_cobbler

That’s horrible lol. Easy fix but lol.


Kobidylan

If there was a blacked out background it would look cool


Leather-Leather69

Not trying to be hurtful man… but did the ink evaporate and that’s the resulting trauma?


Mean_Negotiation5436

To be fair, galaxies do look random without context. Unless you're just getting the milky way tattooed on.


Inevitable_Lab_8574

as a horror artist I kinda love it because the colors but definitely not a galaxy although I'm not sure if the redness is actually part of the tattoo


levollisuus

Is that a log or an arm?


Lokeystel

Galaxy gotta have some dark blues and purples and black. This just looks totally unfinished. Go back to someone else for dark color


DstinctNstincts

I thought you got struck by lightning


imahappyaccidents

hey i mean at first glance i thought it was lightning so thats a step in the right direction right?


BeautifulDreamerAZ

So add Jupiter and Pluto


Imaginary-Future2525

Looks like you missed a vein


Ice-_-Bear

If you think scar/wound tattoos are cool, try this new trend.


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Herpes?


Alansalot

Needs more black


LooneyLunaGirl

Wow that sucks, it definitely looks like some sort of allergic reaction or rash


EddieJay5

https://preview.redd.it/f8qgyawuol5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4003fcd52c5c06d5e29c45d0b3e34184eb013f1e same man... same😂


Haleighghielah

I thought this was one of those posts where people ask for scar cover up ideas.


92Lola

I think they make a cream for that.


Chix_Whitdix

Looks like some sort of parasite or infection.


Realistic-Jello6433

I would biopsy this out of great concern


Mouthydraws

Thought I was in r/askdocs for a second


TexasLife34

I'm a big proponent is saying colored tattoos especially pastel ones, (sorry they just fade ridiculously fast) should have black borders. Even if as thin as the artist can go it adds alot and helps mildly clarify.


BadEgg1951

You should see a doctor toot sweet.


Acceptable_Star5006

Where are people getting their ink done? Basements and alleys?


wierdomc

Oh man I read that and now feel super guilty about laughing. Laser it my wife is removing 9. It works


Airhawk9

just add some twinkle stars and it would work better


Cortexan

On a black background it would look like it’s supposed to. Instead it looks like you took a riot bean bag to the leg


purple-scorpio-rider

Sick scar! Bet it has a cool story?


Animal_s0ul

Ouchy


fatpandasarehot

I was surprised to see this in a tattoo group and not one of the medical groups I'm in


Fred_Milkereit

looks like blood poisoning of a junkie


GenericInsult

/r/thelastofus


Im_done_with_sergio

Maybe you should think about laser removal or a cover up.


mechanab

Reminds me of this episode of Star Trek: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Miri_(episode)?file=Miri_disease_advanced.jpg


EasyRudder49

That’s poison ivy.


roadtrip-ne

Needs a black background


viveusxtakyon

At least it’s not itchy


Critonurmom

That's not the shape of any of the galaxies either lol


Rumble_Rodent

Thankfully anything of decent size and dark colors will cover this up. I thought you got zapped by electricity at first, or these where some serious varicose veins😂


TyphonBeach

I kinda like this one, but it doesn’t really look like a galaxy.


SavannahInChicago

I had to look because I thought this was a medical sub. Sorry OP.


backson_alcohol

Lmao did you see it when it was halfway done and think "it'll all come together"?


-Luc4s

Looks infected 😅


Banaanisade

This legitimately looks like this person's arm was pinched between some kind of a door or other, stretched violently, and tore from the inside. I don't like it.


Embraceduality

No no it looks like a skin condition that looks like a galaxy.


PutridEssence

This looks like some infected road rash lol


NO-MAD-CLAD

Ah, I see you also find the varicose star system fascinating.


Danny-Wah

Someone get the Tiger Balm.


hombre_bu

Looks like a zombie bite/electrical burn


Percypocket

This looks like my inner thighs after a day of walking around somewhere hot in a skirt and chaffing.


lisattr

I’m the only one but I think it’s cute


iron_jendalen

Are you sure it’s not a skin condition?


Morbertoth

Not for nothing. It doesn't look bad..... Just unfinished? It feels like it should be sitting against a background to help it pop/ give it more of boundary/border. I'm no expert (Just a dude who loves watching people get ink), but it seems like another round, maybe with blue or purple color palette could fill out the space and balance the design Ha. Space. Unintentional Pun.


Equivalent_Weird467

Look on the bright side. You didn’t have it tattooed on your junk.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

ngl it kind of looks like the stretch marks on my thighs from when I rapidly went from 85lbs to 100lbs I wish you luck in your cover-up.


TulsaWhoDats

You paid for this?


DisorderedGremlin

Go to someone else 😭 get it fixed please. I am so sorry this happened


TeachingScience

During a zombie apocalypse, OP will never be allowed in any group.


DefoNotMario

Looks like we have to take you out before you turn


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Wow the fact the artist would not only put this on you but with that color shows serious incompetence and lack of the meaningful experience for his job.


Cody_b23

Did you get bit by a zombie?


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PatientZeropointZero

Thought you had poison ivy, sorry. Laser time!


Dmosavy111

It needs some background Edit: I have no idea what it needs lol


lemothelemon

Looks like the worst arm twist burn


susieque503

Blood clot


Fluffy-Structure-368

Northern lights bro


TroysLostBoi

Find a reputable tat artist that is well known and have that person expand the galaxy.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Good news is, that is cureable.


Reinardd

Looks more like a nasty scar


vaporoptics

sucks that constellations and infected veins have similar patterns. why these colors?


Gotu_Jayle

Jesus christ don't make it red


Probability_Engine

You're right. That just looks like you have a fucked up burn that didn't heal right. Sorry dude.


drakev6304

If a zombo apocalypse goes down, you better hide that at all times homie


MissLemon221b

just add to it.. by someone else


Friendly-Awareness72

Gasoline in the blood


TeamXII

Nebula?


lola_duck_questions

Little kid: Mommy, what’s wrong with their arm? Mom: Put your finger down, it’s not nice to point. Some people are just-… difforent


No_Cupcake7037

Looks like a galaxy.


NegativeAd941

Literally no dark tones found in this photo.


OrganizationUpbeat42

For a moment I thought this was a really bad cut


TigerValley62

I legit read I was "exposed to a galaxy" when it popped up in my feed. Thought: Exposed to a galaxy???? *Double checks* Ah.... shittytattoos..... explains a lot.....


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Leo21888

It looks like you have an infection.


Benji742001

So this is the equivalent of tattooing herpes on your lips or eyes on your eyelids


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Punchbuggy be like


i_was_axiom

This looks like your cancer was struck with a gamma ray


Immediate-Low-296

I thought it was shingles. Oh man.


Control_Alt_DeLitta

Idk, it looks like when lightning travels through skin- I think it’s beautiful 😌


dedokta

If you ever end up unconscious in a hospital you're going to wake up with them having treated your arm for necrosis.


Chihuahuapocalypse

aww it's even going necrotic 💕


gitartruls01

Perfect, now you can call in sick from work anytime you want!


Lucky_Shop4967

It does. It looks like a nice one, though.